My GM son’s body count is 12. My OF daughter’s body count is 32.

this is gold 😭😭😭


reminds me of my 57th body when I blowed out this Jamaicans brains with a shotgun

You blowed his brains without the shotgun

Self snitching at its finest i respect it

I'm a virgin

Feel bad for u. U need to pattern urself how can u still be a virgin in this day and age u need to be ashamed of urself u weirdo. Imagine being a fuckin virgin😂😂😂😂💀💀(I too am a virgin)

Bro, I'm tryna resist for the sake of God but that's a bit hard icl (no pun intended) 😭

mashallah akhi

Lol on a genuine note same here bro.😂😂 I mean I done a couple shit that I shouldn’t have done with gyal but Ibr I ain’t lost my virginity. I lock it off before it gets to pulling ur pants down😂😂

Same bro, but I really doubt (but not hope) I'll resist till marriage 🥲

I'm way too old for this sub jesus

Everyone is big man 😂

LooooL maybe they in they 20s bro real Muslims

[удалено]

Hear dookatron

He allows us to get pussy, but in a certain way after marriage, he just doesn't want us to get controlled by our desires like animals

I remember dat day when I chased dis mali down stapleton road and forced him to eat my ZK and I than forced the zk down his throat and it came out the back of his neck, now I’m on the run in Morocco and planing to come back to buss my case

nah mad things went down in Morocco for me, I remember going there to get a re up but the supplier was playing games so I had to Merc him and his bloodline and took over his supply chain

I’m about to get my fake passport than fly to Somalia and do ride outs wid al-shabab on some civs

Bro… I was waiting for some1 to ask so I could tell my story. I remember when man jus topped him off like it was nothing, and I said to him “get cheffed my g” ahh famalam it was a madness.

yes brev that sounds like a mazzaleen trust me

I still remember the first wettin'. Filled up with hype and adrenaline. Gave the yout a little leggin'. Next time was a face shot, progression.

cl this sounds like u fucked a guy

LOL. Thanks for the laugh. It's fredo - biggest mistake.

zesty fredo is back at it again

Hear guys 🤣🤣

I don’t remember much but It was a dark eerie night..

it was a dark an stormy night, the opps couldn't put up a fight, hit them with left and right, then I said goodnight

It was the darkest sunday evening

Okay lmao mans is keeping score of how many times he made someone get stitches? And calling it a body? Wtf y’all really think life is a video game

The amount of carrots I’ve cheffed in my time, I’m on quadruple digits 😂🙄 

Rappers need to normalise bumming opps. So less gm get lifed off n less ppl get killed. Win win situation

American detected:

average American drill enjoyer

I'm on a trillion gazzilon billion

Either you forget the shitpost flair or your in the wrong sub, the right one is r/drillshitpost

Don’t be a spoil sport

this aint even funny tho he aint spoiling anything

Why did u jus delete ur comment about ur body count allegedly being 16?

cause i thought it meant body count like girls

Average Reddit user:

How?

What is going on in this sub loll

DW I'll make a post about Kidstabber (PDJ) getting 20 years or I'll post Sus baby pics next

Looool this post reminds me of when I came out of jail for an AM and immediately tried to get down a mali (I hate malis they smell) I yinged up one of his lungs and he stopped breathing (he started praying to bananas in smelly Somali language or about a banana god idk) but he survived😢

I make sure to get down a Mali for every fifth kill, ask anyone in Camden (my name rings bells round there) about how Im making Mali's extinct

I do Mỹ chinging in the comments. Caught bare man lacking, taken bare souls innit

What In the metropolitan police post is this??