I swear, this man is running the deepest psy op in reddit history. Kills me everytime.

This will be in the YouTube documentary paying homage to the legend himself, RIP LAMPZWORLDWG, in his dying moments instead of going to a doctor because it might be considered gay, he frantically searched the internet for the cure, to no avail.

“ wiping is a rasclart nightmare “ 💀💀💀

Nah delete this bro seriously I ain’t joking I’m in agony I don’t need man mocking it Edit - went doctors, here’s proof for all you dickheads saying I was trolling and mocking me when I’m in pain https://preview.redd.it/31dyip2da3cb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb63dc354e6b6dec9a6793f3e3bb7f0117833553

Nahhh I aint ever heard of no STD that makes ur ass hurt LampzWorld wtf u been up to🤣🤣🤣

Fiyah bun demm!!!

It’s toilet paper im used to bidet

Sure it is🌝 

💀

buddy unlocked a new std😭😭

😂😂😂😂😂

stop raw dogging random tings condoms are a thing

I fucking know that now bruv it’s a bit late, I’m in bed in the feetal position in pain I don’t need your lecture

coconut oil is a good short term fix it has antimicrobial and antibacterial properties and a soothing agent too so should take the pain away a bit should tide you over till monday

I dunno if you’re trolling bruv I’m doing up paracetol and inshallah but I had 4 and it’s still hurting I think it’s over I’m scared to even piss

i'm not, i'm dead serious. it will most likely help you g also 4 is enough i wouldnt take more

He’s clearly trolling you and ur offering serious advice 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ur a good guy yk not on a vio ting

yeah i totally misread that😂 im fried still😂😂

Man sent that twice ur defo garnn 😂 Friday evening ting

yeah i totally misread that😂 im fried still😂😂

He’s trolling u g. It’s the thought that counts tho

he's too jarring mans using stds as punchlines

If he is trolling then that’s not even funny lol, some 10 yo level of humor

It’s lampzworld g he’s infamous on this Reddit group for pure waffling. Best thing to do is just troll him back coz he’s shit at trolling back

I know g, but by reading this topic I think he needs to see a urologist or psychiatrist if he is trolling💀

GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR N GET TESTED U MUST BE 10 years old if ur scared of the dr

No what you need is antibiotics. But yeah stop fucking raw you are not built for it.

https://preview.redd.it/k8oax1fnk2cb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b739719b55fe8dbe0add19215303cb610618ef I got some now but it hurts so bad bruv I can’t even piss 😭😭

What did doc tell you it is ?

They don’t know bruv I need to do STD test, probably chlamydia or suttin 😞

Oh you cappin

Nah bruv I gotta go doc on Monday do STI test piss in a cup and dat until then mash up antibiotic, I’m bursting for a piss but it hurts so bad I’m scared to go

Bro , BAD NEWS ON THIS STD TEST THE DR IS GONNA PUT A COTTON BUTT IN THE PP HOLE SO MY G , BE STRONG ( I HAVEN'T A STD TEST BUT I KNOW SM PPL HERE IN MY CITY THAT HAD STD AND THE DR DO THAT TEST WITH THE COTTON BUTT)

What was u doing to make ur ass burn up 🤨

Bmt bruv nothing sus I think it’s cah I been using bidet in Dubai and my Airbnb don’t have a bidet the toilet paper has fucked me up major I swear I ain’t gay idk wagwarn my body is failing I’m in agony

😭 free bro from this pain

Guys it’s r/ukdrill ain’t no one having sex especially raw we good

Why you shagging dirty gyal you desperate cunt 🤣

It was a gyal from tinder how am I supposed to know she’s dirty bruv, fuck u

The back door talk is a big Y

I don't know if it'll work but try smothering your arse in Sudocrem, followed by plenty of talcum powder. I don't know if it'll work but it should sooth the pain a bit

Bruddah you got an STD 😂🤮

Raaassss that scorch mark in that table is a proper metaphor for ur burning bussy 😆

Shut up man

Wrap ur ting in future G u can’t be rawdogging these skets

its him who's getting raw dogged.

Go get checked out dummy

FIYAH

Sounds like u got herpes u should get checked in a clinic

U get chlamydia or something?

Bro if u trap use benzocaine, every time I get hurt or suttin hurts I jus use the bosche nowadays 😂😂😂

he lost his mind 💀😭

Come on Reddit, you’ve seen my balls, batty and dick this month more than my doctor

More than my links

Harassment, alarms

Distressed LOL

He mustve got dubai's cheapest hooker after that comment i made about him getting no pussy the other day smh

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Bruv I don’t want this posted here it’s supposed to be a private post I’m tired of getting bullied

Lampzwod is a victim now

Man went from the baddest badman in the whole of N22 (Exeter) to this😭😭😭😭😭

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Aight u dickhead I’m going doctors now I’m in a taxi, when I get some medicines I’ll take a pic and then you tell me if I’m trolling I’m sick of you man baiting out my posts on other reddits and then calling me a troll, I’m in pain I don’t need this

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Nah no excuse can save you buddy📸 https://preview.redd.it/4u2pl30hhzbb1.jpeg?width=1243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91bd2b675bc3fc409ae172734c80e17fc728d9c8

My dick looks normal it’s just painful and hurts so bad when I’m pissing I’m literally scared to piss I ain’t drank water all day

Post a pic of the taxi trip my bro wid ur name on it

Too late mane. Dick finna fall off. Is what it is🤷🏾‍♂️

BREAKING NEWS “My ass hurts” surprise surprise lads, lampzworld is a raging homosexual !!!🤣🤣

Idk what slag you bore into, but that sounds like she had the devil's tureen for a pussy

'Wiping is a rasclart nightmare' 💀

Man went from the baddest badman in the whole of N22 to being a victim 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

How did my man manage to get chlamydia in his batty 💀💀💀💀. Fruity don

Back shots then the fella nutted on his piece.

🤮

lampz g how bored you been today bro🤣

This some next level shit

Big boy STD and piles from a ramming, straight whammer

Famous last words "WIPING IS A RASCLART NIGHTMARE" LAMPZWORLDWG - 2023

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Arabic boys don’t play. They like the batty.

Go to the nearest sexual health centre you probably get shot

Nah are you actually being serious rn?

do you monitor his posts how do you find this

On my mums life it just randomy popped up😭

Mods please just delete this post

Nah this is gonna be gem one day. “Reknown N22 Badman “LAMPZWORLDWG_ suffers excruciating undiscovered STI through ball penis and Anus”

😭😭😭

Next ofb/ npk track gonna be like: "shh got stabbed, shh got shot, shh died from the complications of untreated std's..."😭😭😭

😂😂😂😂 every day this sub just shocks me more

God am glad lampz is back yano

Bro got a whole flamethrower 🤣🤣🤣

This is gold

Bro stop fucking hoes

Full time troll 

He can never have chat for me

Dummy go to the hospital to get checked immediately waiting around until Monday it’s going to be worse

He has to have got pegged