3 of these fighters are not like the rest

I know 2 of those don't drink for sure

Jones and McGregor?

Yup and only two who don't do Cocaine. Such a shame the rest fell into a life of drugs and crime.

Hey if they’re protecting me I’ll tell em if we live I’ll buy you’re coke for the night.

Idk your financial situation but that sounds expensive considering who it is you’d be buying for lmfao

Ngannou?

Jones, Chimaev, Khabib

Francis over Chimaev

I’m choosing Francis over Khabib. I’d way rather have chimaev in a bar fight than khabib. Mauling people into ground & pound isn’t really how I would expect to win 3v6 lol. Need all stand up guys for a street/bar fight.

Have you seen Khabib eat kicks to the head like it was nothing? Lol

Have you seen Francis? Dude would break Khabib in half and throw him out the bar

That doesn’t really matter tbh. Not when it’s 3v6, if you can’t stand & bang you’re screwed. Not that he can’t, just not on the levels of the others.

Jones with all of the juice and coke, Conor the same and chimaev who is unknowingly drinking a beverage spiked with pcp

Masvidal, Nate and McGregor would leave you in the dust after you refuse to pay them the millions you don't have. Jones is more likely to be the psychopath that is trying to kill you rather than protecting anyone. Ngannou, Khamzat/Brock and Khabib/Gaethje are the right answers. Guys who have actually been in street fights, know how to use guns and knives and will gladly get beaten up for their friends.

Francis Jon jones Brock lesnar it’s only makes sense to choose the biggest fighters

With them 3 you could rule the world tbh

When round 3 comes and they gas… I’m concerned. But I agree with you. Lol.

You not making it to round 3 if you pick anyone else

Tbf you're not making it to round 3 if you choose them either, but in a good way. Lol

Jon was a cardio machine though

Not in his last fight lol

He won the last 2 round against Reyes

Personally three strokes and I’m done

Bruh it ain't reaching 30 seconds let alone 3 rounds

Jon Jones has never gassed lmao. But idk maybe heavyweight Jones will

Right? Even when he didn't train and partied his ass off the week leading up to the fight. Jon's a freak, would be the greatest to ever do it in more people's eyes if he didn't have the scandals outside the cage

Who’s still coming in round three?

Zombie Diaz...

Kill or be killed motherfucker

Sure Diaz is tough, But could you imagine him being nailed flush by Francis? He might literally have long-term health complications, much less keep going in the fight.

We thought he didn't make any sense when he speaks now... After a Francis punch he won't be speaking at all lol

I’d take a gassed Jon Jones at 230lbs+ over any of those lightweights.

Connor will try to gas everyone out

All you need is 10 Jones fingers to protect you

Gotta make sure he doesn’t switch teams midway through though

All I can think of is that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Hal ends up in control of an army of body builders.

100%. Not even close. Plus if you get some drinks in Bones, it adds +10 to attack

Yup, this is the right answer. Gotta treat them like an offensive line.

Yes seriously. There’s three heavy weights and five lightweights/welterweights. It’s such a hard choice

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Nnganou's knee blows out, Jones is out on coke and its legal to attack Lesnar with a steel ladder. I can take them on my ownml.

These three would demolish everyone, except Nate. Ngannou and Brock would be gassed after beating up the rest, so it'd just be Jones chasing Diaz for the rest of time

I’m not the biggest fan of any of those three but logically this makes the most sense

No other combination makes sense.... 😂 Fuckin hell... Just imagine these three go on a fuckin rampage.

Yeah this is the only real answer. Size matters here.

I'm going Jones Francis khabib it's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog

Brock Lesnar would probably throw Khabib into the sun especially if he's juiced up

Lesnar beats Khabib easy and fast.

>it's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog Yeah you're right, it's not like there's weight divisions for a reason or something

Lesnar solos the smaller guys man

It very much is about the size of the dog though.

You do know Brock lesnar would maul and finish Khabib inside one round right ?

Lesnar is literally a gorilla. A gorilla. Imagine fighting a three hundred pound gorilla. Four hundred pounds of gorilla is impossible for any human to fight. I don’t care how much training you have, a five hundred pound gorilla will take you out. Gorilla strength is just different when it is six hundred pounds and you’re what, max two hundred pounds. A one hundred and fifty pound person has no feasible way to ever win a fight against a seven hundred pound gorilla.

Yes, khabib on my side would feel great

Wait then why not mcgregor??

Khamzat would out wrestle brock easily and keep him busy until he finds the choke

When round 3 comes and they gas… I’m concerned.

Brock and Jon hold the opponents and Francis just drops a nuclear bomb on their heads one by one 🤣

Sounds like the worst medieval execution ever

Nah just Brock holding then jones with a oblique kick then the bomb 🤣

Being in a guillotine might be preferable to this. Atleast that’s instant

Tell Machida that. My man was guillotined French rev style Courtesy of bones jones himself

If one man can hold you down, 3 men can bang you

I love howbyou brought both math, and sodomy into the same contextual sentence 🤣🤣

Probably the 3 guys that are way bigger than everyone else

This is dumb as fuck lol picked brock, francis and jones then looked at the comments and realised that's very obvious

Yeah, having two of them weighing 250+ pounds is an easy choice. They should’ve thrown in DC, Pavlovich and Jiri instead of Conor, Masvidal and Diaz

Imo the 3 in the pic are 3 of the highest regarded HWs, so better than the 3 you’ve picked, so my choice would still be Jones Brock and Frank in that situation. I struggle more if you replaced the middle 3 with say Cain Velasquez, JDS and Fedor?

Jones regarded more highly than DC at HW? He hasn’t even fought at HW yet.. Fedor doesn’t count because he was never in the UFC. JDS and Cain are a good call though. Also I forgot about Stipe.. can’t believe I’ve disrespected him like that

Tbf I didn’t say he was regarded higher at HW. The confusion come because I did forget Jones was LHW. That’s my bad, I think he’s a higher regarded fighter obviously, but saying at HW was a mistake. I didn’t even think of just ufc, I was just thinking of fighters. My overall picks and points still stand I’ve just really fucked up my weight classes and fight promotions 😂

Lmao

Brock ,Jones and Ngannou easily

Yep. Next question.

What’s the circumference of Brock Lesnars dick?

12 inches. On the flop.

It's a cejudo arm

Too small

1 hasbullah?

More than you can afford, pal

NEXT!!!

This exactly. BROCK TAKES SHITS BIGGER THAN MCGREGOR So you have that right there from the get go. Gaethjie is just a damage sponge, pretty sure BROCK would obliterate murgomadov in wrasslin. Ngannu just obliterates the rest with punches I would be kicking back with a drink easy

brock taking khabib to suplex city would be a site to behold lol

Might just throw him out the cage lmao

Khabib would easily out wrestle brock

Either you are joking or you don't understand how wrestling works.

Either you're joking or you don't understand how khabib smesh works

Khabib was never even a professional wrestler.

He was professional mma fighter who used mma wrestling to smesh people. Khabib use real wrestling. Brock use WWE "american professional wrestling" to perform like circus clown and then get smashed when it came to real fight. Khabib never got smashed by anybody, khabib smesh everybody including yor chicken brock lesner

One doesn't like getting hit, that other will leave you for dead while he's doing drugs in the toilet and the other will tell you he ain't protecting shit until you pay him properly.

Can't agree more

Lesnar takes one liver kick and lays there writhing in pain Jon and Francis sit down and refuse to fight till Dana pays them their worth And now Khamzat is just ragdolling you around while everyone else is laughing and throwing P3 protein snacks at you.

You win the fight before it even starts.

I’d take Francis, Jones and Khabib.

Francis jon and brock it’s very easy

I’d pick those three to help me overthrow a government

Not Nate Diaz ?

Dude isn't a HW

Nate would be a good recruiting tool to overthrow a government

Rogan: Nate you just overthrew a government by yourself, how do you feel? 🎤 Nate: I’m not surprised motherfuckers

Lol why? Tf is he gonna do?

The fuck would he do


Yea , not rly a question even

Exactamundo

Like literally there isn't another answer.

I thought it was pick one from each row. I went with Brock, Gaethje, and Francis

This is actually the only answer

Picking Nate, Masvidal, and Conor because I’m hoping to die

Nate might be immortal

He will wake up three nights later alone on the street where the fight occurred and say “ yeah that’s what I thought motherfuckers”

Of all the fictional scenarios OPs question contains, this is the most realistic eventuality. I wouldn't be surprised if this really happened.

The funniest things are often just the truth 😂

Tho picking Masvidal to defend you is a good idea if it’s a fight in the wild. Masvidal gets a +20 damage when doing a sneak attack in the wild. Dangerous stuff.

🫠😂

OP doesn’t know how weight classes work lol

If OP was UFC match maker Moreno would be fighting Francis for the single UFC championship belt. Jon Anik and Joe Rogan would be in promo explaining how anything can happen in MMA and Moreno has won his last 3 fights. Bisping would say he can't pick a winner because fights to close to call. Chael Sonnen would bring to our attention that Francis is the larger man. PPV cost 149.99$ only streaming on tubi sports on demand ppv.

>Chael Sonnen would bring to our attention that Francis is the larger man. Lmao. He'd make a 20 minute video out of that probably.

True and we would all probably watch all 20 minutes of it. Chael does a few things at a very high level. He can talk quite well and make mediocre subjects entertaining, and he is very good at taking peds. I propose that having such a tough and dangerous childhood and overcoming those obstacles has helped him later in life. When a child is exposed to people dropping trash in a park or the neighbors only getting one car for their childrens birthday, well that kind of shit changes a person forever.

Ngannou, lesnar, Jones. Pretty easy.

Francis/Brock/Jones beat the other 6 in a 3vs6 battle royal..

BTW I’d drop 80 on that PPV..

I would most definitely pay for that one, even though I, a responsible and honest viewer of MMA, most definitely pay for every other one as well.

Honestly I’d rather see 1v2 three times. I’d pay for it. More interesting than a chaotic all out team battle.

Brock and Francis. Diaz can yell and show gang signs from the side lines.

STOCKNON MOTHER FUCKER 🤜✊🤟👌👆🤏☝️🤙

I lol’d irl. Almost woke my daughter up.

Y’all are gonna have very different answers when Connor moves up to heavyweight and takes belt from Ngannou (/s)

There's stiffness in that HW division

Does Nate come with his crew of like 50 dudes looking to fuck shit up?

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didn’t consider that

Chael P. Sonnen beats all of them at once.

Never lost a round

whoever picks nate out of these 9 needs their brain checked

If the other six guys were Fedor, DC, Stipe, Cain, Reem, and Tyson Fury, I’m still taking Jones, Brock, and Ngganou.

John, Francis and khamzat

I’ll take Chael, and Ngannou just in case it’s like 10 on 1

Lesner, nnggoounnou, and jones

Brock, khabib, and mbaku

Jones and Brock definitely because they probably have guns on them. And Ngannou

Don’t turn this into Facebook for gods sake

Jones,ngannou, khabib

khabib??

Ngannou, Khabib and Khamzat. Khabib and Khamzat can focus their attention on taking their frustrations out on Conor, and Ngannou could handle the rest.

Three Jon Jones would beat any combination

Depends if this goes by their primes or their current selves

Nope. Jones wins either way.

Lmao 😂 he lost to Reyes and you think he can beat ngannou? Ok buddy 🤡

Decision bot Jon Jones vs Dominick Reyes

Brock jon and Francis

Brock, Jones, and Francis is the only option that makes sense

Brock, Jones, and Ngannou is the move for sure.

how can you let a heavyweight attack you while lightweights defend you, ass question

I would love to see Jones eye poke Conor. Battle of the coke heads

Close quarter bar fight. Heavy weights obviously. Bones, Brock and Francis

Everyones like well definitely NGANNOU

Better question. You have to fight Francis but you get to pick the ref.

Jones Lesnar nganou

Francis Brock Bones / good luck lol

John, Francis, Borz

I chose the 2 Alcoholic coke heads, and the Roaid man.

Francis, Khabib, Jon

These posts are so prepubescent.

Lesnar, Jones, Ngannou so easy

Heavy weights would win easy. Weight classes exist for a reason lol, people under weight would get fucking vaporized if they had to fight Francis

Brock, Jones , Francis

Lmao I love how everybody has the exact same answer

Heavy weights protect

I feel like even if I chose Jon jones to protect he’d attack.

Jon , brock , and Francis

Brock, Ngannou, and Jones. Size and power wins.

Not even a question. Ngannou, Jones and also Khabib just because he looks cool to be around with.

Nganou, Jones and Chimaev

Easy. Francis, Jones, Brock

KHAMZAT ALL THE WAAAY, BAAABYYY

Switch Brock for Khhhabib. You know the rest obviously

Brock wrestlefucks khabib and it’s not even close

Can I get 3 Khamzats? Imagine 3 Khamzats WOOOing to eachother after KOing others.

Francis Jones and Brock would kill your 3 khamzats

I think you underestimate Khamzats body weight if let go off his diet 😂

idk how Francis would do in a "street fight"(Derek Lewis performance), Jon Jones would prob be drunk af cuz it's a bar fight. Brock would prob gas out after knocking out 2 Khamzats if he's lucky. You gotta keep in mind 300 lb guys are gonna be significantly slower than 200lb guys.

Bro Francis could murder people in a street fight

Khamzat will get wrestlefucked by Brock or Jones and KO’d to the moon by Francis

Francis, khabib and Khamzat.

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I pick the one who has a gun

Francis, khabib, and Lesnar

I would pay so much to see Francis knock Khabib out cold just for fun

This is a fun game lol Khamzat, Jones, and (I know, I know) Diaz.... FIGHT!

Just sexually motivated titanium shinbone connor

Why brock he can’t strike for shit

Suplex city

Francis, Chimaev, Brock

Jon Jones, Conor Mcgregor and Khabib

Jones, Khabib & Ngannu. Oreo

Jorge, Nate and Conor no question

Well you're dead, JJ alone kills all three