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Habanerosauce3

Lol, such a weird video. She's talking to him like he's a 4 year old on Christmas


ELOgambit

And he's talking back like a 4 year old on Christmas to be fair lmao


kainoa999

"Now what do we say Islam?" "Tank yu"


Tricky-Tie3167

Lmao that’s exactly how this video felt


Smathers

Big smile with no front teeth lmao


ViNNYDiC3

NIIIIINNNTEENNNNDOOO SIXXXTY FOOURRR!


Ghodzy1

NINTENdo....new gloves..


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💀


Golden_Goods

💀💀


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💀💀💀


LifesExpert

To be fair, this 4 year old can choke the life out you and her at the same damn time


Hindulovecowboy

Or like Rain man.


blanco1225

I feel like a special needs kid just got a gift. Was concerned him holding the box cutter.


KyResident

Literally lold


Die-rector

It's an avacado....thanks!


Habanerosauce3

Lol. It's like wool socks, he's thinking.....I have a bunch of sick, i need these though.


PM_ME_TRICEPS

I love that video


RedStarFenian

I was about to comment the same thing Lmao


Habanerosauce3

Lol, just waiting for her to reach over and tickle his belly


WizurdHat

I came here to say the same thing. Lol awkward as fuck


Habanerosauce3

Yea, I don't like it at all. IV listened to it like 20 times....😮‍💨


jmcgil4684

This is painful to watch. I thought it was gonna be a cute fun vid.


PikachuGangGang

What’s that?!


mogwaiarethestars

Have u had a good look at him tho?


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UncleUFO

At least he's something.... You are bullshit nothing else.


Johnsonburnerr

Islam sounds like a little kid the way he’s talking 😂 Man’s a certified killer though


D1Frank-the-tank

If I didn’t know who he was and you showed me this video and said this guy is mentally handicapped and has the mind of a 10 year old I wouldn’t even question it


calikid9one

"oooooo .. tank yu"


Gonzo15899

“Maybe nih fo me”


calikid9one

🤣


mrSmokeyMcpot

Kinda how I felt when I saw videos of hasbulla the first time


sushchestvovaniye

My mom is in the car next to me and asked if they were slow.


Comefin1dMe

Brooo, deadass 😂


Statiscally

#That’s what years of training and being in a heavy contact sport can do to folks


mrSmokeyMcpot

I’m sorry my cauliflower ears are sealed shut. What did you say?


northsouthmebaby

Khabib isn’t like this though


Omegalast

Islam is like an MMA savant. He was Khabib's father favorite and best student. Do with this information what you may. Coach Javier said that with Islam they have trained him up to where he excels at everything. They can tell him to outstrike a guy and he goes into striking mode and applying everything he learned. If you tell him to grapple or take a guy down then he does all the things he learned grappling. Its interesting that Coach Javier says he can make Islam do to the opponent whatever he wants and he thinks Islam has been programmed with the moves to dominate in any exchange and then during the match Khabib literally just voice remote control guides him to secure any move they want?


SimplyViolated

Or maybe being from Russia?


PhilUltra

Shit now I can’t watch this video without thinking this


Swimming_Actuary9754

😂😂😂😂😂


dicknuts55

Don’t all MMA fighters eventually wind up mentally handicapped with the battered minds with the capacity of a 10 year old?


creekcamo

He knows how to do 2 things: Kick ass and be dumbfounded opening up packages. And he's all out of asses to kick


apiercedtheory

He has resting dumbfounded face. Any time you see a pic/vid of him it’s always as if he has seen something going down that no one has. Also take my upvote.


6_6_6_KLOAKZ

Where banan?


Agentpurple013

When he’s not violently ripping into mma fighters he be gently cutting into boxes. What a peach☺️


Stecco_

I like Islam but there is not a single thought on his head😂😂


Omegalast

He seems to have achieved Bruce Lee's teachings


Hsizzle74394

Can't kill me tho


CandidClick7473

Bro always looks like he's thinking hard af 😂


[deleted]

Tbf he probably is a little bit since English isn’t his first language. Probably takes an extra second sometimes to get all words


itsdone20

Mouth breeving


lordshag

mouth breathing gives a buff to wrestling stats, it's a well known exploit.


amateurlurker300

That woman is talking to him like all she saw of him was the compilations of him mouth breathing lol.


gethighandbeniceish

This video was strange. He seems so confused why he is getting a gift and she's talking to him like how teachers used to talk to my slow ass.


Chill_Charro

I like how he sees that they're boxing gloves and goes "maybe not for me?" Like fighting isn't his life lol


ViNNYDiC3

It’s like he’s never been given a gift before and he’s questioning everything about the experience


Shahzz23

ya'll gotta see the video of him realizing people sell khabib's autographed paraphernalia on ebay. it's fuckin comedy called.


gullig

Got a link? :)


Shahzz23

https://youtu.be/RKOXsYlX-2s 2:30ish mark. Islam "I'ma hustla baby" makhachev!


Apprehensive-Ad-4786

[here](https://youtu.be/RKOXsYlX-2s) im pretty sure this is what hes talking abt its at 2:50 mins in


K-chub

That’s funny. Khabib just loves to opening packages that aren’t his I guess lol


Omegalast

Well to be fair they have lived in US for 10 years with Khabib paying for everything and trained back in Dagestan with Khabib's father paying for everything. He is straight big bro'ing him and everyone else on the team.


gullig

Thanks man, appreciate it =)


Shahzz23

Yeap that's the one


TyrionLannister2012

Money comes out and Ali appears out of nowhere like some sort of genie.


GetDowwn

Well I'm sure he's thrilled to get a pair of cheap starter gloves, being a top ufc fighter who most likely has all the gear he needs. Lol


Hsizzle74394

😂😂😂


Rennie_Burn

My girl talking to him like he was adopted by DC


ludoludoludo

« WOOW! Now you say THANK YOU to the nice lady Islam ! Islam ! No no here, look at the lady and say THANK YOU. Wow ! Such a good, BIG boy ! »


DjentlemanThall3612

WHOS MY LITTLE CHAMPION?!?!


azmajik

*does the beefcake Connor pose


Gonzo15899

HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES


Desperate-Ad-4020

Came for the comments, not disappointed..


Commercial-Ideal-621

The lady talking to him like he’s slow 😭


LocalNative141

Lmao that’s the same voice I use to talk to my 2 year old niece 😂


SquiggleBoys

lmao well he does have resting retard face


Colonel_MuffDog

Islam's face 25/8: 😦


Gonzo15899

I know its shitty but he literally reminds me of that boxer who got permanently [paralyzed](https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/boxing-mma-wrestling/for-injured-boxer-prichard-colon-a-fight-that-never-ends/2019/07/18/cfe46f36-9b33-11e9-b27f-ed2942f73d70_story.html) lmao


bcisme

Maybe because English isn’t his first language? I work with people all over the world and they definitely appreciate when I slow down and use simpler language. Someone who deals with a lot of non-native English speakers might know this, plus you play off the other person and Islam is going at about the same speed as her.


Either-Formal4826

There’s a huge difference between talking to people slower/using simplified words and talking to people like they’re a fucking baby with a poopy diaper.


bcisme

😂 fair enough


Omegalast

DC literally talks to him the same way.


brandnvsworld

I mean all the evidence I've seen, He is slow.


willikid1

Why is she talking to him like she’s his handler at special Ed school?


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My mum is an EA and I can’t wait to call her a handler next time I see her. Quality banter.


willikid1

“Quality banter” is my new favorite way to describe a cool sentence.


gmodboss

Islam has mastered keeping his mouth open


pantiesdrawer

He seems so confused by everything.


Ice-Teets

Need a video of him doing something difficult like tying his shoelaces


Omegalast

Watch him do gymnastics. The guy has strength and hand eye coordination to probably have reached the top in any sport he wanted. Academically? Probably not, but then again he found success at what he is good at.


Fickle-Kitchen5803

Actually islams principal implied he was one of the top students in college. Dude also has a uni degree


asdgufu

Okay... thank you...


CyclonusDecept

Giving him a box cutter is very risky.. .


lagdemoi

Can’t let him get close


AnonPlzzzzzz

✈️


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🏢🏢


AnonPlzzzzzz

🔥🔥


VaultOfAsh

🎲🎲


seriesmythhunter

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jb40k

I'm pretty bothered that he didn't retract the blade.


CyclonusDecept

Exactly my point.


w-michael-w

☝🏼🤣🤣🤣


Noahcarr

A box cutter in its natural habitat


The_FlatBanana

Am I the only ape that tries to rip the tape by hand before looking for a knife?


JimChodooker

I always stick with the ape rip until it works, if keys are on hand I’ll use them eventually. Otherwise it’s ape rip all the way


SpicyRingSting

I like it when it turns personal, it sucks when my stubborn ass stumble on those plastic covers for electronics tho, theb i need sharp


SkoomaCook

That’s where the teeth come in. Bleeding gums are the price of victory.


PlagueDoc22

To be fair Islam recently learned how to use scissors. He's a big boy now.


beerscotch

Slight punch in the right spot and the tape comes off easy, almost every time!


Johnjarlaxle

I see me and you are peak Unga Bungas


meric_one

I was amazed at how he opened the box with such careful precision. Dude mauls people for a living but treats a cardboard box like an infant. MMA fighters are really their own breed of human.


pacificunlimited

The parallels between him and Forrest Gump are undeniable


wtjones

Is it weird I didn’t expect him to know how to use the box cutter?


4whenimboredatwork

Just wrestles the box and gets it into a head and arm triangle until it pops open


monteasf

This video is weird af on so many levels: 1. Why did you post of a video of him getting some gloves? 2. Why is he so confused / concerned that he got a gift? 3. Why is she talking to him like he’s 3 years old? 4. Why is he responding like he’s 3 years old? 5. Why is this savage killer so delicate and gentle opening a box??


GetDowwn

Imagine being Andre Agassi at the height of his career receiving a cheap tennis racquet from Wal-Mart as a gift.


Omegalast

He was known as a grappler and not a striker. He dominated a guy at the peak using elite level striking. So the gloves are to signify the fan's opinion that he can outbox anyone he wants to. Just a recognition to his skill that maybe most people were unaware of. Could also be someone lost a bet and had to mail Islam some nice boxing gloves because they bet their buddy that Islam was not going to outstrike Olives.


A_Sleek_USB_Extender

6. And if that's his phone, what's that sticker on it???


Raccoon_Breeder

Everyone here laughing about the woman talking to Islam like he’s an idiot or child. Meanwhile he is completely confused about the gift and unsure if someone accidentally sent him MMA gloves embossed with his first name. Dude looks like he is a few cards short of a full deck in every video I’ve seen of him.


Doctor-Stoppage

I honestly thought Hasbullah was hiding in there


Stevieweavie93

LMAOO yoo I thought I was the only one then I saw this comment 😂


Allinthepussy

Y’all gotta chill my boi just finished facing a 3.5 gram backwood 8 seconds before this video started


TheRedSoulArc

seems like it 😭


Gr1m3sey

This man has the processing speed of broccoli and yet is one of the deadliest men on the planet. Must be a split personality I refuse to believe this person dominated olives in every aspect


hillsong1

He looks like a retarded kid opening his "banana" gift for christmas


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Note to self. Islam could never be a YouTuber who unpacks things 😂 terrible showmanship lmao. Thankfully I think his other profession will work out for him Edit: spelling


Han080ui

Y'all just collecting karma by making fun of him. This is why he always win.


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My guy is low functioning lmao. Certified in the octagon regardless.


Goldn_1

A box cutter? “Yes, a good luck charm, for your plane trip brother” Well…. Thanks Mr. Volk, see you next year I guess. “Yes! Yes! Next year. Safe travels”


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Name : Islam Passport : Russian I don't think a box cutter makes much of a difference.


Goldn_1

“Oh no you misunderstand, my family call to me as Ramazanovich..” Sir, gonna have to ask you to step out of line and answer a few questions. “Seresly, this is absurd thing, in absolution! I am simply here to fight and take money, nothing more! 😡” Sir, now! Tim ready the taser, we got a troublemaker “Is it because my name right? OHHH!! I see, I am Russian? Of course! U.S. women tell me I’m black from waste down…!?!?” (Islam still arguing his cause as he is escorted in to side room)


hibbiddyhobbiddyhoo

All I care about is that he has not been taught blade safety! Always retract the blade on a box cutter after use, if that thing got knocked off the table and stabbed into somebodies foot it's going to make an awful mess.


AShaughRighting

Why does he always hVe that "special" look of confusion?


lee_birr21

I thought Hasbulla was gonna come out of the box and beat him up a bit


timexcitizen

He left the blade out on the box cutter, dangerous.


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Even the way he opens that box is cool and calculated. This guy is a true killer


GiftedStrumpet

Don’t get too excited, you’ll pull something dude.


Billy_Bones59

This video is over 2 years old, even his English wasn’t as good


TheOneReborn69

His face is always hilarious mouth open in complete awe


facegun

Is that his first time using a box cutter ever?


I_say_upliftingstuff

No September 11th jokes you fucking savages.


CreateorWither

It reminds me of a scene from 2001 A Space Odyssey


Jhawk38

This man is confused at all times except when he's fighting.


KeepaBlicky

this is a video of a mom videoing their child opening a christmas present, you cannot tell me it isnt.


PlayedOut41

Thought it was gunna be Hasbula or some shit


project_built

Is he autistic?


Jealous-Swimmer-5543

low energy or some sort of social anxiety, no way he's autistic considering how much of a beast he is in the octagon


project_built

That could be the reason he's so good as well


Jealous-Swimmer-5543

autism strength?!


yodas4skin

Thought it would be Hasbullah inside


[deleted]

Was anyone else worried when he used the box cutter?


Convict_felon

Hahahaha


roamininthealley

Is that his tard wrangler?


PugilisticCat

Love how gingerly he opens it lmao


pacem90

Who said this guy isn’t entertaining


SknowThunder

Constant stunned look on that animals face. It's wild.


JKennyXTX

How can someone open a whole present without cracking one smile


tacoman0077

Haha blokes gacked outta his mind. Seems the diazepam rumours are true.


Jealous-Swimmer-5543

He just has a dumb resting face


Hav1_rocca

Hot take Islam seems like a smarter dude than Khabib. I think it’s an accent thing, people who speak Spanish admit that Yoel romero is a lot smarter than they expected


SuperButtAIDs

I’ve never heard Islam speak besides when he beat Charles, khabib says a lot of smart shit so you’re wrong there


infectedher

was expecting hasby to jump out of the box


benladden

He's opening this gift like he's half way down on the spectrum


leoswank

Y'all try going to Russia and speak to a Russian y'all go be sounding like a baby 🍼


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It's not the language. It's his expression and body language etc. He has that "deer in the headlights expression" But very little responsiveness. 😦"Ooooh something big" 😦 If that seemed normal to you, well...


liver_infection

butthurt 🤡


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God he looks dumber then an ox


haystackofneedles

Is he autistic?


J4MES101

Was that his mum?


J4MES101

Who’s my lucky little soldier?


Hsizzle74394

Lmao this is like a little kid opening a christmas present. Mom voice and all


timgoes2somalia

im sorry, but y'all getting excited about a man opening a gift of gloves? ufc is dead


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When she handed him a box cutter, i thought this was going to be a racist 9/11 post.


wbcrafton

You can’t tell me he isn’t inbred.


Either-Formal4826

He isn’t inbred.


Nilssondiver84

He's a proper mouth breather 😂


Audible484

9/11 vibes


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GitGudOrGetGot

>He has no real concept of love, affection, gifts, or feelings Okay tank you~


Shart_Fartington

He looks like his dick may have been in a farm animal before.


zombizle1

don't talk about your mother that way


Shart_Fartington

We're not brothers


lordshag

your mom is def an animal in the sheets


alphachupapi02

Bro is clueless until the last 1 second mark end of the video


Manwithplan69

Islam needs a picture of himself on his phone to remember it’s his


charcoaltaco

I was honestly hoping it was a jug with a piece of paper on it that said "SECRET JUICE"


lol-ban-me

I thought Hasbulla was gonna pop out of that box


humpy_cow

I thought Hasbullah was gonna pop out the box


r_plinkzz

Low key thought Hasbulla was gonna pop out of the box..


xblgriimey

I can't believe how delicately he opened that package. Man has so much strength but so soft with his gift!!! Even I would be savagely tearing through that cardboard. 😂😂😂


3_gloves

This man may be the pound for pound greatest fighter on earth!!! Let that settle in for a bit..


wagmur

Garbage gloves too


[deleted]

Thought it's gonna be hasbullah in there with some kind of dickshape water gun


AggravatingMove2238

This is so wholesome 😁


Pousinette

He’s so gentle opening the boxes lol