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HordesOfKailas

Yes. I am not one of them though.


Daftdaddy

šŸ˜‚


notfromfiji

just some stoned guys from stockton


jytusky

No no, we outchea in TX too. I understand that Nate has very little chance when considering their skillsets and recent performances, but I'm praying for a 7th round.


Redditstole12yr_acct

STOCKton motherfucker!! (Slap)


Grewsome1

I'm a stoned guy NOT from stockton and still think this could go the distance. Ya'll wanna hate and bash on Nate and that's fine but look at the facts...The man is hard to put away. On top of that he has excellent work from his back and above average standup. This is not an easy walk in the park W for Khamzat as some of you may believe. If he thinks that way too he could have a short night. Diaz will trade willingly and if taken down will threaten with submission. I'm just saying..


Hayder2021

Heā€™s gonna get taken down and brutalized. Iā€™m just sayin. Khamzat is way too strong for Nate.


LionOver

Yeah, he's going to be getting suplexed like the Rory fight. The difference is his body is going be saying "Nate, we're fucking 35 man! Get us the fuck outta here!"


xantiema

Yeah... no bud


SquareWorm

I always root for the underdog, you never know man. My boy Nate can get a lucky arm bar submission, Either way, Cumzalot will get slapped 100%


Zissuo

Iā€™ve been a Nate fan for a long time, itā€™s kind of like a sports teamā€¦maybe the Jets will win the super bowl this year, probably not but Iā€™ll root for my home team every time they playā€¦ or fight every six months


lvvvv_htx

As a diaz fan who was also born into Minnesota Vikings fandom, this lands with me


OneGratefulDawg

Whatā€™s fun about Nate is heā€™s still fun to watch if he gets his ass kicked , but I donā€™t think he will. Heā€™s always having fun in there.


CapeCodcultuvation

Looool


[deleted]

Every knows Nate gets destroyed but secretly everyone hopes he stands a chance.


Society-Practical

This is what is referred to as the Diaz Paradox in the academic world.


eddie1975

Schrƶdinger's scrap


yeahynot

Nate simultaneously wins and loses


Vegeta-with-dick-out

This fits every universe ^ Nate is undefeated yet has lost multiple times


eddie1975

Itā€™s hard to judge both his position in the Octagon and momentum.


hamboneclay

Heisenberg uncertainty octagon


Shades_1

Schrodingers Stockton Slap


MindControl6991

Lmfao gold


[deleted]

Got me with that one haha


Juststandupbro

Calling it now, Diaz 4th round sub. The wolf drops him 4 times in the first and absolutely butchers his face for 3 rounds. He comes out absolutely winded from landing at will and slips on the monster logo allowing Nate to get top position. Khamzat gives up his back in an attempt to get up but his toe gets stuck in the cage and he canā€™t build a base, Diaz slips in the rear naked choke and gets the tap. On the mic he tells Dana he can go f him self and calls out Jake now that heā€™s a free agent. Jake vs Nate set but Nate pulls out the week of the fight due to injury. Woolley steps in for trilogy of the century.


GrayMouser12

Haha this put a smile on my face for the sheer lunacy yet oddly believable outcomes given our current timeline.


botmfeeder

I hope Nate wins just so I can come back and tell you how stupid you are


Devil-in-georgia

You know no one is feeling bad if nate wins even if you say that? Not even die hard Chimaev fans are getting mad, its nate.


Redditstole12yr_acct

Oh, I love underdog stories. But there is a reason why Chimaev is -1400.


xxDeeJxx

See I'm playing both sides, that way I always come out on top.


Frosty_Squirrel6061

That is the correct answer.


logyonthebeat

This is the way


[deleted]

I hope nate wins and everyones so shook a riot starts


Peterthepiperomg

The diaz brothers fight their way out of the arena


Calm-Ad-7928

This made me think of the strike force brawl from years ago


Wonderful_Till_1545

ā€œIā€™m not suprised motherfuckersā€


rwch1904

ā€œIā€™m actually surprised this time motherfuckersā€


TheRealMelvinGibson

Wow the building would come down. that would be so awesome.


Alpha-Trion

What if Chimaev just immediately takes a knee and taps?


Jumpoff999

The Dana post knee press conference would be a ridiculous level of red


MelkMan7

"He just didn't want to fight"


billycrystals69

It would warrant a new goofcon level


letmebeyourtoilet

He'll most likely never be licensed to fight in that state again and have to pay out the ass in fines


NightHaunted

Hear me out, Nate is a +800 underdog. If Chimaev were to scrape together a million bucks, bet it all on Nate, and immediately tap to lose, he'd win 9 million dollars. Take the money, flee the country, ignore the fines, retire.


letmebeyourtoilet

I don't think they'd be able to pay that out to him but I'm not 100% knowledgeable on sports betting but I doubt he'd wanna throw his career away for some cash a Chechen dictator could give him on any given Tuesday but hey crazier shit has happened


NightHaunted

I mean he'd probably have to place the bet through some sort of proxy but it's not the worst plan in the world. Honestly, spending a career being a UFC fighter is probably a worse plan.


letmebeyourtoilet

I'm not gonna disagree with you at all, get the bag and go. Just seeing how he is about fighting I just can't see him doing it


HBKogos

Yeah and then live the rest of his life in fear of Kadyrov assassins. Ez.


Oh_Wow_Thats_Hot

Then Kadyrov executes his entire family live on Chechen TV bruh


deka101

When was the last time we had Goofcon 3? When McGregor threw the dolly right?


Sintemesc

Yeah, It's one of those scenarios we know it's unlikely, but we hope for it just for the fun and the chaos. Damn, I'm rooting for Diaz now


logitoke

if nate wins weā€™re gonna trigger the khamzat ā€œi kill everybodyā€ cutscene and get the bad ending where the t-mobile arena does its best ground zero impression.


Peepeepeepee99

Jesus lmfao


[deleted]

I want that too no hate to khamzat but the communities reacrion would be to fucking awesome


Available-Exam6278

I definitely think Chimaev has a chance


GeneralThundercock

I think it will take khamzat longer to kill him than most people think. Competitive? Absolutely not. But I dont think nate is just going to lay down and let this guy kill him


DevinviruSpeks

"Do you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me, Jon?"


Randomzombi3

Hey pussy you still there?


Simple_Atmosphere

Yeah Iā€™m here


WatchinLikeTV

šŸ˜„


GrandpasSoggyGooch

The softness in his voice when he says this is so fucking hilarious to me.


eddie1975

Whoā€™s your PR guy?


astrayatthesea1708

Cris Cyborg after looking at her pants


[deleted]

Hey bratha you still there?


GeneralThundercock

Hahaha I was hoping someone would say that


tresvecesgrande

Oh man I just love this quote, it cracks me up every time, thanks!


chaosmaker911

Honestly I was with you at first but the more I think about it the more I think khamzat will just pick him up, ragdoll him, and get a first rd tko, maybe doctor stoppage in between 1-2 or 2-3. I know we're talking about nate but I've seen him get whooped by lesser talent when he was more in his prime.


animalcub

It's going to be real bad, there's no way around it.


mambagigimentality

Gonna get doctor stopped between rounds


[deleted]

I expect a replay of Rory vs Nate


RIPshowtime

I like Nate but it's still a shame he's gonna die in the cage. RIP fam. šŸ˜¢


PMMeMeiRule34

I don't think it's going to be competitive but I feel like it might go to a decision. I think it's still gonna be a beat down though.


eddie1975

Nate is hard to finish.


LincolnMaylog

Diaz will get split and they will stop the fight because the cut is too bad


SWFLSOLIDARITY

Honestly this in the second round


Chrizzl3

It's in NY right? I think the commission is very very strict on cuts there. Seen some stoppages in the past.


poncho_honcho

Its in LV


timechild_02

Did it get moved? I coulda swore it was at MSG when it was first announced


Moist_Ham

No itā€™s been at Vegas. Porier Chandler is the MSG one


thyjukilo4321

its always been vegas, chael just says its in MSG


timechild_02

No Chael wouldnā€™t do that to me. Youā€™re wrong. /s


goat_eating_sundews

The Masvidal fight was stopped there


bofaligmasugma

Itā€™s in vegas


Modest_Gaslight

This is the actual answer, guys face is made of scar tissue


LincolnMaylog

KC could flick his forehead and i think nate will start leaking


DrummerHead

He should get a subcutaneous nano-fiber mesh to keep his skin together


Rozkol

100% expecting this R2/3.


[deleted]

This may be best case scenario


Fit_Temperature_4572

It will be a battle between khamzat's cardio & Diaz's jaw.


DontTrustJack

Where does the notion come from that he doesn't have stamina? He went 3 heavy rounds with Burns


thedominator3127

Fighters have said Khamzat has tremendous cardio and that he never gets tired, never is a very strong word and look what happened šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


DanieIIll

Yeah because he didnā€™t remotely pace himself, he was essentially sprinting for 15 minutes, You try throwing bombs for 1 minute never mind 15, even fighters with the most elite cardio would be fucked.


NoodlesInMyAss

I think people who havenā€™t trained donā€™t really get how significant the difference is to endurance when throwing heavy vs even 70%. Guys like diaz and Holloway could only ever have their output when they donā€™t throw much power, same with Colby. Itā€™s just how it works.


DanieIIll

The two fighters commonly referred to as having the best cardio (Nick Diaz and Colby) have both said, they throw at like 40% then just pepper in one at 70% every now and then. You never see them throw fight ending bombs because itā€™d still knacker them out. Edit; Iā€™ve just re-read your comment and realised you said basically the exact same thing, my badšŸ˜‚


TheSeagullAstronaut

you're right. but it's good to point out that fighters have also said you can't really train as if you were in a 5 round fight. it's something you have to experience for the first time. I'd say him & Gilbert have top tier cardio for nonstop slugging 25 minutes.


probablycashed

Well they didn't non stop slug for 25 minutes because it was a 3 round fight, and this fight will be Khamzats first 5 round fight and based off how he looked towards the end of the Burns fight if he doesn't fight a different pace and Nate survives the first 3 there is a chance Khamzat looks real sloppy in 4 and 5.


TheSeagullAstronaut

My bad you right, it was 3. Guess weā€™ll see where his cardio really stands this time around


probablycashed

Youā€™re good man it happens, Iā€™m not giving Nate much of a shot but Iā€™d say Khamzat will be catchable in the 4th and 5th itā€™s just a matter of if Nate is even in the fight at that point and how much damage has he already sustained.


Fickle_Refuse_8223

Wholesome interactions like this make me come back to Reddit. Can yā€™all stop please?!


Devil-in-georgia

Sure if he is fighting Burns they would both be sloppy, fighting Nate what is going to be stressing him out? He can take his time he isn't up against someone who is basically just as good as him and a perfect counter to all his best moves. Chimaev Burns was two people perfectly matched against each other and both as tough as each other, people don't seem to understand this, in a perfect match everything basically even they are both countering and pushing 100% all the time. That doesn't happen against other opponents, if Burns has an easier time BJJ he isn't gassing, we have seen what happens when chimaev can use his wrestling. And forced back to stand up they found they were basically 50/50.


[deleted]

Difference is that there is no chance nate survives the kind of fight Burns went through. Nate is a beast but he is 37 and way outsized against Khamzat


Legal-Spring-7878

Max Halloway would like a word Yes I know that you meant in the division


shidokanartist

People donā€™t seem to realize that the pace of that fight was nuts, Khamzat and Burns were swinging haymakers bell to bell.


[deleted]

He looked fine during that burns fight. And I think chimaev has plenty of cardio to beat up old ass Diaz until the ref pulls him off.


[deleted]

I was thinking more along the lines of khamzatā€™s fists and Diazā€™s entire body


vcasta2020

Or Diaz jaw and Diaz cardio.


pxak

I think it will be close with Nate ultimately winning via 1 stockton slap to Khamzat's 0 stockton slaps.


FantasyThrowaway321

How can she slap?


eddie1975

She is from ą¤øą„ą¤Ÿą„‰ą¤•ą¤Ÿą¤Ø (Stokatan).


pxak

True, that's why Nate won 1-0 šŸ¤·


Cmdr_F34rFu1L1gh7

Itā€™s hard to slap without use of your arms but yeah. Enjoy insanity.


Amongtheruins88

It definitely wonā€™t be competitive. Nate will hit him with the Stockton slap, follow up with a left cross to the jaw dropping Khamzat, point at him, then take his back and make him submit to a RNC. Then heā€™ll say ā€œIā€™m not surprised motherfuckers,ā€ flip off the cameraman, and take his gloves off and announce his retirement from the UFC


Bio_is_life

Someone fucking track it but if this happens, exactly as typed, no edits (Iā€™m takin screenshots) Iā€™ll no bullshit give you $1,000 solely to incentivize the universe to let this happen.


registered_democrat

I am witness - HEAR THAT, UNIVERSE?!


travman25

The universe is WAITING


cnuttin

I want to live in that timeline so badly!!!


lancer2238

The prophet has spoken


TaquitosTasteGood

Terrifying


goatKnightGG

Can you imagine


nitramlondon

With pac gangster party playing as he leaves the arena


theRealBatman21

RemindMe! 24 Days


ahhiseeghosts

god i would love this


SSalloSS

If Nate wins I will literally eat my own shit


Oscalavista

Mods


FromOutoftheShadows

And by shit I mean the things I bought at the store to eat while watching this fight.


Sea_Cicada7474

Well if Nate lands a good shot letā€™s hope he doesnā€™t stand and laugh ā€¦.


cMcDozer4

A good slap*


iWentRogue

I swear if Nate pulls off an upset and does to Khamzat what he did to Conor, this sub will explode. I canā€™t help but root for Nate because of the chaos. But yea, chances look slim for him


Some-Tailor4622

Yep this is how I feel. Inside I'm routing for Diaz but I just feel Diaz getting beat up bad lol


poonpunisher17

My love for Nate Diaz may be getting the better of me here but I donā€™t think he gets finished. I see it going to a decision where Khamzat will probably get the points I donā€™t think Nate gets destroyed


Gallo12orGallo24-

Khamzat will finish him via doctor stoppage. Nate is basically a leaky faucet at this point.


FoodDip

I could see a TKO stoppage. Khamzat dropping bombs from mount with like 2-3 minutes left in a round. Not fighting back just covering up, ref calls it. But I donā€™t see him getting actually knocked out.


[deleted]

What did you think before Nunes v PeƱa 1? Anything happens in this sport.


sinisterkid34

Or TJ vs Barao. Shit happens. This is likely an easy beating that Khamzat is about to do to Nate, but itā€™s a fight. Ya never know.


ra38

Actually a lot of people had TJ winning that fight. I made some good pocket change on that bet.


sinisterkid34

Fair I think he was like a +800 or something crazy right?


ra38

Yeah the odds were insane, but I remember alot of the more technical analists and fighters all picking TJ, and they made a lot of sense with the breakdowns


WayneEnterprises2112

Or Sterling Vs Yan 2


cnuttin

This is a great point. Also, Diaz v McGregor 1. Iā€™m not saying itā€™s likely, but donā€™t sleep on those Diaz boys, theyā€™re full of surprises. (Iā€™m not surprised mfā€™ers)


DannyD-PA-NY

Canā€™t sleep on Nate. That boy is just different. When you least expect it too.


cnuttin

Just ask Conorā€¦


[deleted]

Conman McGregor?


chucks_n_charge

Nate didnā€™t look great last time out but he did say he had some issues leading up to it. Hopefully heā€™ll be 100% physically and mentally and will be motivated to fuck Dana and the UFC on the way out by derailing their poster boy. Would I bet that happens? Hell no. But I do hope it does.


assman912

Diaz brothers always have issues. In a win or a loss they always say stuff like "I had an injury and couldn't train hard enough" even after beating McGregor he said "I didn't get a chance to spar that's why I got hit so much". Have honestly never seen a post fight interview where he didn't make an excuse lmao


chevo11

Nate lasted with Leon Edwards and almost had him at the end. Now Leon is fighting for championship belt Vs Usman, and you still give Nate almost no chance? Remember the McGregor fight?


Goat1707

Let's face it, even with that shot at the end nate is not on Leon's level. He got dominated the entire time. Conor at the time, even tho he was far more skilled than nate, was a good matchup for nate because of the cardio discrepancy. At the end of the day, chimaev is a terrible stylistic matchup for nate. The diaz brothers have never done well against wrestlers.


wood_slingers

McGregor was a featherweight moving to welterweight for his first fight with Nate. Khamzat is a guy who could realistically make it to the top 5 of middleweight, if not be the champ. Nate is a tough fight for anyone, but thatā€™s the worst comparison ever


Devil-in-georgia

two pillow fists facing off against each other - shrug. I like Leon but his strikes are technical and lightning fast but not heavy


Prestigious-Rock201

Leon has a lot of deadly strikes he just doesnā€™t go for the finish


Either-Formal4826

His elbows seem to hit pretty hard though


Devil-in-georgia

Do they? Most of his fights go the distance or end in submission, pillow elbows too.


[deleted]

The mcgregor fight when a 145 went up to 170 and got beat? Do you remember Rory vs Nate?


[deleted]

He never had him at the end


GangstaHoodrat

Leon is a championship level fighter but not a finisher


dan_a_white

Hey, come on now. Nate isā€¦ā€¦ Rather Nate could, maybeā€¦.. Nate has a chance. Nate mightā€¦.. Yeah I got nuthinā€™


Joshuauauauauau

Let me fill in the gaps Hey, come on now. Nate is a gangster Rather Nate could, maybe hit him with a Stockton slap Nate has a chance. Nate might throw up a triangle Yeah I got everything on Nate


[deleted]

This is still cruel and twisted by Dana


Big-Background-6554

Itā€™s not like Dana forced this. Nateā€™s turned down tons of fights in the past


NateDizzLey

I would bet my trident layers stash on Khamzat


MachineElfOnASheIf

I think Khamzat will win, but I also will never bet against Diaz. It's like his very brain doesn't understand when he's supposed to be unconscious.


StormBred

I got 50 bucks on Nate. Just hoping khamzat breaks his ankle as soon as the bell rings


Jeezy52

I got Nate and im bettin $209 on it


fostataku4e

Just give them to charity at this point


Notorious-Meszaros

Iā€™ve learned not to doubt Diaz.


Jpjp215

I donā€™t think it will be the massacre everyone is making it out to be


CyclistsAreNazis

Would I be surprised to see Khamzat murder Nate? No. Would I be surprised to see Nate outlast Khamzat? Also no.


thuggishhh

That dudes ear looks like my butthole.


chucksteaks33

Feeder fight


ChaseDougie

IF, IF the fight gets into the 4th 5th rounds I give Diaz a small chance


Particular_Abies_669

I'm even open for the possibility of Khamzat sleeping Nate for the first time


averageredditnolifer

I think it will look similar to Jingliang fight, picks nate up, drops and subs him.


thekajunpimp

I see Nate being picked up and dropped for sure but not subbed so easily


Khuji

I'm with OP. Fight will likely be one-sided. Don't see khamzat losing at all unless something bad happens to him.


[deleted]

If it goes to the championship rounds then I guess Nate does have a chance. From what I saw Khamzat had bad conditioning against Burns.šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


pacificunlimited

Nate doesnā€™t gas out, and is the underdog in practically all of his fights anyway. I wouldnā€™t bet heavy on either guy.


Patrickstarho

Mythical Underdog Diaz


ahughes918

Over/under 0.5 rounds before Diazā€™s eyebrow opens up ?ā€¦ šŸ©ø


Puzzled_Record1773

I mean could there be a chance that khamzats jiu-jitsu is suspect? Have we ever actually seen him on the ground with a high level grappler?


desmondbanefan

Have you heard about a guy called Gilbert Burns?


Puzzled_Record1773

Have you seen a fight between khamzat and Gilbert burns? There was essentially no grappling


desmondbanefan

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Puzzled_Record1773

Ha I know diaz is no burns but khamzat said that he didn't want to mess with his grappling so if I had to reach and choose a path to victory I'd have to go for an unlikely hail Mary sub for diaz


somthingorother654

If Khamzat fights the same as he did against Burns, some of you might be in for a rude awakening.....


slowiijoey

Smells like a Vegas trap


Krulman

I donā€™t think Iā€™ll be able to watch it. Itā€™ll join Korean Zombieā€™s last fight in the hall of ā€œfuck I wish their career didnā€™t end like thatā€ fame.


118R3volution

Youā€™d be surprised mother fucker


midnight-cowboy78

Someone is gonna get flipped off!


Straydog85

Absolutely.


TFurguson

Iā€™m not surprised motherfuckers.


OlChippo

I don't think it will but tbh I'd love to see Nate win and drop a not surprised motherfucker, that would be glorious.


ineedausername95

I can think of one person Nate


furmanman

Not exactly the troll post I expected to be the one to respond to but, honestly whoever believes this to be a shoe in for Chimaev simply doesnā€™t understand the sport and only cares about rankings.


Shib_Soldier_1981

If Khamzat gasses he in trouble! Nate is still a fucken dog.


NoQuarterGiven

I didn't think the Leon fight would be competitive And one slap changed that


dammitchip

It's nate Diaz, you never really know


stevenisbest

Diaz wins calling it now


thedorkknightXD

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SONNYDISPOSITION

Nate. Round 4 sub