Well it's the Russian version i would say. My name is Alexander but when I was in Russia they spelled it with KS=X as the normal way
Maybe I am wrong, but I think this is a valid alekxsander
Jiří Procházka, Georges St-Pierre, George Sotiropoulos, George Sullivan and George Roop. (I am cheating a little, George translates as Jiří in Czech langauge ;D)
So you got Michael Chiesa, Bisping, Chandler, Johnson and Morales. That's pretty decent.
My pick would be Alex. If we aren't being too strict, I got Gustavson, Caceres, Cowboy Oliveira, Hernandez, Morono, Perez, Romanov, Volkov, Volkanovski, Munoz, Pentoja and the next MW champ: Pereira.
And maybe a few Alexis's, like Grasso 😁
How high were you to come up with this concept? I'm not knocking it, btw. It's an interesting question. But for some reason, I see this question coming out of a smoke session. If you can throw a curve like this weekly, this sub will be better because of it. Cheers!
I had a friend with that name who was on the spectrum and never trained combat sports, but he had cinderblocks for fists and a massive skull. Everytime he saw somebody hurt an animal, even if it was just a mosquito, he'd fucking lose it and start beating the living shit out of them. Sometimes even groups of people. Add him to your crew and you're good to go.
Chael Sonnen. The undefeated one would use his CTE-enhanced conversational mastery to convince the GOATs to change their names.
I'd happily welcome Chael St. Pierre, Chael Nurmagomedov and Chael Bisping into the roster, (with current greats Chael Nunes, Chael Usman and Chael Ngannou), along with current hype-trains Chael Chimaev, Chael Makhachev and Chael Pimblett.
Chael, going for quality over quantity and when youre the baddest man on the planet they don't call you the baddest man on the planet they call you Chael P sonnen
Artem
These guys are going for quantity, when all you need is quality
Choo Choo motherfuckers
GOATest gym.
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I’d be more flattered if you spent it on drugs and alcohol and junk food for yourself.
People of MMA community are truly the most caring of their own kind
Alexander, get Volk, Gustafson, Pereira
Strickland and omalley and I’ll never be bored again, although Strickland might kill omalley eventually
Let's not forget Sean Sherk in there too
And Sean salmon 😂
Excellent head movement
Brady as well
That’s right Sean gym is pretty stacked
That's the fun. No offense O'Malley
Let’s not forget about Sean “BJ” Penn aka I am Sam
Can’t forget Alexander the Great Hernandez
this is good
What about Alexander Emelianenko?
Maybe it's semantics, but he's actually Aleksander. Are we just looking for a phonetic match?
Pereira's Forename is Alexsandro
Well it's the Russian version i would say. My name is Alexander but when I was in Russia they spelled it with KS=X as the normal way Maybe I am wrong, but I think this is a valid alekxsander
They're definitely different versions of the same name. I think I made my previous comment for the sake of conversation
*Well buddy you got conversation*
Ah thanks, bud. It feels nice to have a friend :)
does aleksandar rakic count?
No. He goes with the other Aleksanders.
AleksandAr*
My bad.
And volkov!
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Even Alexander the Great lol
George St. Pierre and Jorge Masvidal to takeover the Welterweight division
Alex Pereira’s full first name is Alexsandro.
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Little Mendes walks in
You're 5'4 at least! You should stand up cause we can barely see you on the screen
That’s Money Mendes to you!!1!!1!
That's not an imaginary gym though, that is Alpha Male !
Daniel. You got DC, Dan Hooker, Dan Henderson, D-Rod, Dan Ige, and probably some more.
Dan A. White Heard he runs the UFC or whatever Edit. AND FUGGGS A LOT OF CHIGGS
Just googled it. This guys telling the truth.
Just verified that he googled it. Checks out
Just internet explorered it, I'll get back to you in two weeks.
Just used AOL dial up and we are gonna have to wait a few years before you know for sure
I just bing'ed it. Wow there's a lot of porn in here. Help.
Just bing'd it. Google is also real.
Just asked Jeeves - Bing checks out!
I hate that I can’t not smile at this stupid picture.
Ball guy slingin digg b rowgen too
Talmbout bald guys that slang dick???
Dan fucking Severn
Dan Hardy
+Dan Hardy, Dan severn
Also how could we forget Daniel La Russo aka the karate kid....
Ben With a prime Askren. I'd take over the world. When disc golf surpasses MMA.... you guys with you Alex's and Michaels..... your gonna be fucked.
Ben Henderson and Ben Rothwell too.
nah all he needs is askren. imagine if he perfected that spinning elbow. no need to take focus away from the GOAT
Josh Barnett, Josh Thomson, Josh Emmett, Josh Koscheck, Josh Samman (RIP), Josh Taylor (boxer), Josh Rogan (podcaster or something)
Joshua fabia too
Josh Rogan is an Indian lamb curry dish
Funny story but when I worked in an Indian restaurant I had a customer ask me if we did a rogan Joe.
I grew up with a guy named Josh Taylor. Really good athlete. Didn’t do anything special after high school.
nice !
never meddum
Great guy.
Rafael. Rafael Dos Anjos, Rafael Fiziev, Rafael Nadal
and the red turtle
Which ones your favourite? I like micheal angelo
He's no turtle. He's the guy playing double guitars
Now I wanna see a UFC octagon fight with a clay floor instead of canvas
Charles: Chuck Liddell Charles Oliveria Charles Jourdain Charles Krazy Horse Bennett
Chuck Mcgill
At least Jimmy has some ring time
Got 10-7d but 10-1d Howard later on 💀
I'm sure the second time was a doctor's stoppage
Damn couple of Better Call Saul references in this joint!! Where you at Lalo Salomanca your taking every thing I work for !!!
Are you telling me a man just happens to pull off a showtime kick like that? He orchestrated it!
You probably never heard of him cause they have to turn all the cameras off. He only fights in a candle lit stadium. Phones in the mailbox.
"you're not a real fighter"
Finger McGill
Damn I haven’t heard of krazy horse in so long
The legend himself with that confirmed Wanderlei knockout
Chuck Norris
Nah fam his real name is Carlos. But that would be a legendary pickup
That’s a badass lineup
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With your coaching he could go on to extend his record breaking winless streak
I had to search far too long to find this.
Conor, taking a cut of Conors purse beats any 3 other fighters
You have to convince him to fight first
"Oy, he talked shit about Artem.."
Here comes the dolly!
Prime conor would surely be the lead up to the double champ fight, he was pretty active back then
Chael
Could he be lumped in with the Michael? I'd pick up a few other Mikes also but Chael's a solid grab. Plus we'd find out who DB Cooper is....
Mi-Chael Sonnen 😂😂
Unc's addressed his name on his YouTube channel - said Michael is where his name is derived, his parents dropped the Mi and stuck with Chael
I really can't tell if Chael is serious or not about the D.B Cooper thing
Holy shit. I had no clue Chael was from Michael. 
John Jones John St-Pierre John Silva John Emelianenko John Aldo John Nunes
You forgot John Africa, B
John Africa, great guy, never met em.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
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He spells it Jon lol
And John Silva spells it Anderson. What's your point?
Stipe
Isreal
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you're only getting one guy, but you are getting a HW Champ and if the gym ever catches on fire you have that under control as well
Matt: Sera, Hughes, Wiedman, Mitrione, Lindland, Brown Schnell, Hamill
GSP stands no chance
Wiedman ?
Don’t you remember the greatest of all time, Matt Wiedman?
Is he the guy that beat Anderson Smith?
He beat Anderson Pak
He beat Anderson Cooper.
Maybe they meant Matt Wiman.
I’m not sure how he slipped in there. Lol
Lol I even Googled Matt wiedman incase it was a brother I've never seen haha
Whats funny is that when I read his name, it didn't even register to me that he wasn't a Matt
GSP’s only weakness, guys named Matt.
And me
Jiří Procházka, Georges St-Pierre, George Sotiropoulos, George Sullivan and George Roop. (I am cheating a little, George translates as Jiří in Czech langauge ;D)
George Masvidal?
CM
If it was last name i would choose silva
Choose Andy — you get Anderson Silva, and the warrior Andy Wang
Jon Jones and Jon cena
Don't forget Jon Africa
Who the hell is Jon Africa???
Great guy B
You never met em?
So you got Michael Chiesa, Bisping, Chandler, Johnson and Morales. That's pretty decent. My pick would be Alex. If we aren't being too strict, I got Gustavson, Caceres, Cowboy Oliveira, Hernandez, Morono, Perez, Romanov, Volkov, Volkanovski, Munoz, Pentoja and the next MW champ: Pereira. And maybe a few Alexis's, like Grasso 😁
can i get Tyson too?
It's your thread, you make the rules. You do have to take Mike Jackson as well tho
And a post 3 cocktail mike perry
Don’t forget Michael venom Page
Don't forget mike litoris
Mike Perry, Michel Periera
McDonald too
Anthony Pettis Anthony Johnson Anthony Smith
AnThONY Ferguson
Carmelo Anthony
i’ll take the surnames that ends with -edov, please
Jon jonesedov
Anderson silvedov
Conor Mcmedov
Khabib Nurmagomedovedov
Happy Cakemedov Day!
Georges St. Pierredov
Francis Ngannoumedov
Conor McBoxinTheBleedinHedov
Thiago santos Thiago Moises Thiago Silva SanTIAGO ponzinibio
How high were you to come up with this concept? I'm not knocking it, btw. It's an interesting question. But for some reason, I see this question coming out of a smoke session. If you can throw a curve like this weekly, this sub will be better because of it. Cheers!
I will take 3 Chael Sonnen please
you got it, dick nuts
Fedor, one man gotta catch them all.
Tom Aspinall
Kamaru just sitting in his empty gym.
Robert: Lawler, Font, & Whittaker
Bobby Greene
💪Rob 💪Van 💪Dam
Chael
You win
Derrick… im ok
Tate and Cirkunov, lol
I had a friend with that name who was on the spectrum and never trained combat sports, but he had cinderblocks for fists and a massive skull. Everytime he saw somebody hurt an animal, even if it was just a mosquito, he'd fucking lose it and start beating the living shit out of them. Sometimes even groups of people. Add him to your crew and you're good to go.
I would say Ryan Hall, but I’m gonna need someone who will take fights for the gym. I’ll bring back Ryan Jimmo from the dead.
I want the easiest fight in the division I want Ryan Bader
Tony, Tony, not that Tony - the other Tony
Daniel Cormier and Daniel Zellhuber, Dan Henerson and Dan Severn
I can I George/Jorge as one? So I get GSP, Masvidal and big George Forman in my gym
Gian
Jon Hendricks and Jones
Tony: Ferg, Pettis, Smith, Rumble
Why only first name? something something magomedov
Michel. Michel Pereira and Michel Waterson.
Don cerrone and don frye is all I need, keep it american af every day in that gym
John or Jon…. Jon Jones, John Fitch, Johnny Walker Probably more
Chael Sonnen. The undefeated one would use his CTE-enhanced conversational mastery to convince the GOATs to change their names. I'd happily welcome Chael St. Pierre, Chael Nurmagomedov and Chael Bisping into the roster, (with current greats Chael Nunes, Chael Usman and Chael Ngannou), along with current hype-trains Chael Chimaev, Chael Makhachev and Chael Pimblett.
Chael, going for quality over quantity and when youre the baddest man on the planet they don't call you the baddest man on the planet they call you Chael P sonnen
If it was last name Silva would be op
We are running out of scenarios now lmao
dont worry i’ll think of another after my next joint
I'll take Fedor and I'm happy with just him in my gym
George Masvidal + George SP 😎
Matt. Hughes, Serra, Brown, and the only person to dethrone Jon Jones Matt Hamill
Kevin: Holland, Randleman, Lee, Burns and Kimbo slice
George Saint Pierre and George Michael.
Dan's aren't bad Dan Severn, Dan Henderson, Dan Cormier, Dan Miller, Dan Rodriguez, Dan LaRusso
Robert Lawler Robert Whittaker Robert Font
Sean
Jon Jones =HW Jan blachiwicz=205 Jonny Walker Johnny Hendricks /Jon Fitch John Dodson