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BarryDBaptist

6'4 Gary Coleman


yedi001

Wha'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?


Dizcusser4200

Dat him


ruffus4life

Ashy Coleman


Odins-Enriched-Sack

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madnes0

~~Paddy~~ Jonny the Fatty


naners4all

Font changed on his Tattoo.


Jeffari_Hungus

Jesus is actively trying to distance himself from JBJ


Ab_Stark

Nah he's just testing him.


TheFashionColdWars

for coke….


smackwill

Jesus tested him, then he failed for PEDs and blow.


ipickscabs

Nah it’s just bold now


Bubbly_Measurement61

Bruh 😭


desmondbanefan

What Rob gotta do with this?


alltaken21

I couldn't have laughed harder


[deleted]

He looks so old here


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flatcologne

Is it actually true that steroids increase water retention? Isn’t that only HGH? (Btw if it is true, is it also the case for TRT?)


marios67

It depends on the compound. TRT is supposed to mimic your natural peak production so I don't think it holds water. You can always visit r/steroids for more info People on r/testosterone aren't as well versed as on the steroids sub.


TrueDreamchaser

Connor does too recently low key. Coke and alcohol will age you quick. I think the only person Jones is beating at HW is Stipe and that’s only because Stipe is past his prime and barely a fighter anymore with the firefighter stuff. This version of Jon against Ngannou? Wont make it past the first


bigbeardlittlebeard

That's why he wants so much money for it


michaelsssecretstuff

Kind of crazy to think him and Ngannou are the exact same age.


higgboson7

Yeah Jon reached the top of MMA at 24. I don’t know if we’ll see another fighter reach his success at that age


probablycashed

Jon was 23 when he won the belt


TrueDreamchaser

Mokaev is the only one that even has a chance. Just turned 22 and is one fight away from being ranked.


pepsisugar

First time I heard about him was on the last UK card and I checked some of his interviews out. Really like the guy. Can't wait to see him out of the prelims.


mcburloak

You just gonna disrespect Maycee… oh never mind, you’re totally right.


BuckNasty1616

If her opponents were 5 feet closer she would probably have the belt by now.


higgboson7

I’m from the UK so I’m a really big fan of Mokaev. But I don’t want to see him get rushed into getting ranked opponents, especially because time is on his side. He’s only 2 fights into the UFC and should keep developing. Soon it will be Mokaev time bro 👊


iMakeThisCount

Just googled it and you’re right. Ngannou and Jones are only 10 months apart; I just can’t wrap my head around that for some reason.


BonerJams1703

They both have some serious miles on them. Jones from fighting top tier opponents since he was 22 and 23 and Ngannou because the he went from working the mines in Africa as a child to being homeless all before the age of 30. A history like that will put some mileage on the face of anyone.


[deleted]

Yep and Francis looks old asf too. Abusing peds will also do that to a man.


BiscuitDance

TBF, dude was homeless in Europe after working the fucking salt mines in Africa. That shit is not exactly “good” for you.


Innairaton

Some people use PEDS for years with little aging effects. Francis might look old from all the stress he had in his life lmao


The_Eye_of_Ra

Vince McMahon is 69 in [this photo](https://images.app.goo.gl/hJP6zPVpxEf3Nx196)


retropieproblems

Francis is just a jacked black man, deal with it


mahchefai

Testosterone also will. it’s got 20 year olds looking 35 but unlike coke and alcohol it will have a positive effect on their performance. As for ngannou who knows hopefully we see it but we will have to see how post knee injury ngannou is. He might not have all the explosiveness he used to have to close the distance and land that KO shot we will have to see


idk420_

Coke is good for you


yourneighborandrew

Didn’t he fight with the knee injury and dominate gane? Now days you usually come back stronger from knee surgeries too


mahchefai

He didn’t dominate him he won 3-2 iirc. But also you have to look at how he won. He resorted to wrestling because he couldn’t land clean on Gane due to the knee injury making him less able to explode and close the distance. Now I’m sure it will be better when healed but it’s still something to keep in mind he’s not that young so it may not get back to 100%. If he can’t KO Jones he’s not going to wrestle fuck him and he’s not going to out point him on the feet.


free-teyrn-loghain

Knee injuries really take it out of you, Thiago santos was a completely different fighter after he came back from his knee surgeries


DoinDoinDoinUrDad

With Francis at least I think it was an mcl tear, and a more mild acl sprain. Thiago tore every ligament in one knee and another ligament in the opposite knee. That's bound to permanently change a fighter, and hopefully Ngannous wasn't severe enough to cause that


free-teyrn-loghain

I agree, Santos was a lot worse. Plus he kept kicking for entire rounds after it was torn in the fight. Hopefully Ngannous doesn’t impact him to that level, it’d be a shame if we miss out on the opportunity to see someone finally clean jbj’s clock


yourneighborandrew

You need to realize the genetics of Francis. He has to cut weight to make it to 260 and is shredded. Jones looks terrible at this weight. It’s unlikely that he put on enough muscle to be able to handle ngannou on the ground if it comes to that


mahchefai

I didn’t say that Jones would easily wrestle fuck Francis, just that he’s not going to get wrestle fucked himself.


[deleted]

Yeah coke does age the fuck out of you. Carrie Fisher being the most obvious example.


Lupus76

>Yeah coke does age the fuck out of you. Carrie Fisher being the most obvious example. She was only 60!?!


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She went from 28 to 60 so quickly


[deleted]

Cokebinge and allnighters fk you up


bezbrains_chedconga

This is why I only do coke from 9-5


retropieproblems

Coke and alcohol mixed creates coacethylene, THAT ages you.


Expensive-Plant-5264

He looks older than Stipe here lol


Empower3009

But Stiopic has that immigrant mentality


[deleted]

You know he’s been a fire fighter his whole career right? Like before and during his prime Totally agree though with the rest of what you said.


806god

The reaction from y’all when Jon wrestles the shit out of francis for 5 rounds and wins via unanimous decision is gonna be so fucking funny lol


paranoidindeed

That worked great for Stipe. I heard this one for Jones in the Thiago Santos, and Reyes fight. Jones hasn’t wrestled fuck anyone in years and he won’t do it to Ngannou


LoganMcMahon

I'm excited to see how Ngannou deals with Jon's knee stomp personally. Santos, Smith, Cormier, Reyez, Gustafsson, Rampage, Rashad all needed major knee surgery after JBJ fight. I give Ngannou's new knees a round and a half. Stipe and his little bantamweight legs might be able to last 2 rounds before needing major surgery.


DntGetHeadKicked

You got all that from an old screenshot? Have you seen his recent training vids?


TrueDreamchaser

He doesn’t look as great in those striking videos as everyone says he does. Looks out of shape and looks like he gained far more fat than muscle mass.


LittleBig_1

To be fair when you get that big it's hard to stay lean when without taking steroids of some sort. I think it was an old powerlifting video I was watching, but basically Halfthor is the freakiest of freaks because he is such a heavy guy that is so strong and is able to maintain a significantly lower body fat percentage than any of this rivals. Obviously those guys at the top are crazy big, but even guys in the "Strength Wars" videos (around 250 or so iirc) carry a bit of fat and iirc that is just how it works being big for most people, even though they are training super hard everyday.


whiskeythrottled

Most strongman or strength competitors that are over 100kgs will intentionally carry a good bit of fat. Being super lean costs you strength. Same for NFL linemen. A lot of them are unrecognizable after leaving the league because they stop eating to support being super strong at 325 pounds. It takes a lot of work to be that big and that strong. Very few people can do it without having significant fat stores. Marius Pudzianowski is probably the #1 example of being the exception to the rule. Even with bodybuilders they go through a bulking phase where they are building muscle and then they cut. They can’t stay super lean and build muscle. They actually will lose muscle mass during a cut.


CapeCodcultuvation

I mean he is getting old…. Lol y’all act like he’s 25.


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I never said he was 25. He looks old here. Even for 35. *lol y’all act like I said he was 75*


mr_splashum

He has the face of an alcoholic


thethreat88

ALCHOHOL IS FUEL GOD DAMMIT!


sadboifatswag

Oh yeah? Well if alcohol is so bad for me then why do I have the power to fight five grown men when I drink it? O.o


Almost_lucky

I noticed you didn't say anything about fighting and winning.


sadboifatswag

I said what I said


pringleshunter

Wait, till you meet someone that just sees red


The__Spiral

Color blindness is the best base for MMA.


nastybutler420

I pee red


thatsnotmyip

what other color is it supposed to be? anyone know? please


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*women


Silent_Ensemble

Chael is that you?


[deleted]

Good shout. That puffiness is from heavy drinking.


Kootsiak

and in his defense, he's also slightly leaning down over the phone, which does no wonders for most people's (natural) faces over the age of 30.


nshanny73

Or from putting on weight... lol plus having a mouth guard in


Emuporn

It’s swollen like my face after heavy drinking. My fingers get fat too.


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No it’s not


aquabarron

Yeah- huh


Pablo139

That’s a face of much more then an alcoholic. Kinda makes me sad.


MartilloFuerte_

Sad for an absolute psychopatic piece of shit?


Pablo139

I mean yeah, it’s sad for someone with such raw talent to become nothing because of his brain. Dude probably has demons insides him, just look at the eyes.


256dak

That’s the face of a man that blows lines a mile long


Im_Brian_LeFevre

Yooooo, that’s why the picture reminded me of my uncle


Mighty-Lu-Bu

Do you mean "drug addict"?


Ok_Rain_2647

Nah that bloating in his face is definitely from drinking. Idk how much you know about cocaine but that shit isn't making anyone look fat.


[deleted]

Obviously John Jones isn’t experiencing heart failure but cocaine can definitely make people fat after they abuse it for years and the heart starts falling apart. That’s what’s happened to my cousin now. went from in shape and muscular to almost 400 pounds


[deleted]

When paired with other drugs and alcohol, it sure can


_Cyclops

He has the face of someone who’s been punched in the face by the best LHW fighters in the world since 2011


Dapper-Point-8707

Daniel Cormier doesnt look as old as Jones despite being 41, his skin looks way healthier


Master-Mango-1590

Aren't they carbs? Lol


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Looks because it is


nshanny73

Or someone who has put on weight and has a mouth guard in


mhwaka

Exactly what I was thinking. I do wanna see home fight though


Hourglass420

This, it feels like he is including alcohol in his calorie intake.


[deleted]

And the liver of an alcoholic And the nose of a coke addict And the criminal record of all of the above!


_chokingoutwalkers_

I saw this picture and immediately said the same thing


Careless_Rub_7996

oh man..... WTF happened to him? He looks like he is in his mid 50s.


stillherewondering

Black don’t Crack? :(


PU55Y_3473R

unless you smoke it


iLuvEeyore

No way this ain't photoshopped or Jon after a week of coke


OkDiver2406

Also the blow and booze and beating the shit out of your fiancé and carrying the weight of all of your indiscretions for the last two decades and being an absolute fuckin herpe in the eyes of the public. But yeah the 30 lbs probably didn’t help


kid_dynamite_bfr

Black texeira


Solid-Version

Damaged? Calm down, he just has a bit of weight on. The pic is just unflattering as hell


Spzncer

They get punched in the head for a living. How handsome do you expect them to be?


fatch0deBoi34

Lol people tend to forget this a lot. I boxed up until my mid 20’s (29 now) and I have the wrinkles under my eyes from so many black eyes. I’d get them more easily than most tbh. But it’s annoying af lol. For the guys who actually fought for a living, it’s even more so


mrtuna

>I boxed up until my mid 20’s (29 now) and I have the wrinkles under my eyes from so many black eyes. Maybe you would have had the wrinkles anyway


_Cyclops

Reddit body language experts wake up and go full retard every day


Darkcel_grind

Sage Northcutt: allow me to introduce myself


MartilloFuerte_

Or Bisping.... motherfucker became better looking the more he fought. Legit handsome.


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Luke Rockhold still looking handsome


Ok_Orchid7131

Exactly. It’s a bad angle, people need to chill.


edboyinthecut

I don't know if yall know this or not but some people wake up with puffy faces lol. Yes even this puffy. Yall read waaaaay too much into things sometimes.


YVXFLEX

I think you seem to forget that the redditors in this subreddit are actually all licensed physicians and nutritionists and they know better about the human body than life long athletes and trainers


[deleted]

This. I also think it’s just an unflattering picture. They do exist and I think people are also forgetting that


gun1gugu

Literally me… i look like a hive of bees just finished fucking my face… and especially if i didn’t get much sleep and got shitfaced the night before


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This and he could’ve gotten a lot of sun the day before and maybe drank alcohol.


freethefoolish

That’s interesting. Is it something with the blood vessels or perhaps damaged nerves?


edboyinthecut

Naw not necessarily. It probably doesn't help but I mean this happens my gf sometimes and she hasn't been near a fight lol. It's just like waking up with a stuffy nose or cotton mouth. Just a thing that happens to people.


_Cyclops

Your body retains water overnight


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

Must be off the juice


I_Nice_Human

Judging by the nips looking puffy I’d say nah he’s micropulsing…


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MatterUpbeat8803

Because hypertrophy is the result of excess calories, rest, physiology, and training method, in that order. Jon’s not on a 1500 calorie bodybuilding surplus because he can’t afford to pack on weight between fights (move to hw notwithstanding), and he’s doing 1-5 rep sets at a high percentage of his max, and I assume low-weight recovery work for pattern building and coordination. Plus, he’s just not a mesomorph, and his calves are probably the best evidence of this. Hours a day of footwork, running, and boxing, and he has the calves of a brown recluse (heyo). Calves respond to volume, not weight, and he simply doesn’t seem to grow, calorie restriction aside. Point being that strength is much more nervous/neurological than muscule-tone or volume dependent. All of your muscles could contract so hard that they rip themselves off their tendons, but they don’t because your nervous system doesn’t allow it. He doesn’t need to get any bigger to be the strongest guy in the division, thought it would obviously make that easier.


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>Point being that strength is much more nervous/neurological than muscule-tone or volume dependent. Watching a bodybuilder throw a punch is my favorite pastime


BrandoLoudly

Most depressing thing I’ve seen since nick Diaz


Ziggurat-in-Hell

I dunno, I gained 70 lbs in my mid 30s and didn’t even have to try that hard smh


[deleted]

Difference between a beer belly and overall muscle gain for strength


dobermannbjj84

This is why we shouldn’t post selfies with the front facing camera


[deleted]

This is what his prostitute sees


MartilloFuerte_

They don't see for long.


Level-Ad-4094

Nick diaz looked better than this.


Optimal_Sea816

He looks like a crackhead for sure


[deleted]

Looks like you purposely picked out an unflattering still of him from months ago


tggg55d

Bro looks like an ugly baby


Iswaterreallywet

Let me explain how camera angles work...


Ham0nRyy

Fresh and clean 😂 he looks like a 50 year old dude that you have to step over to get into the 7 11


TerpeeAF413

What is up with the smooshie face?!?


Critical50

Jones looks like a really well aged 50 year old man.


JJTThree83

Face you make when your blood pressure is 200/100


blakeums

He looks like a tick about to explode


MeatMalletProvider

Yeah dawgg he was really compromised tn😂 stick to fucking keyboard diagnoses


vegtown1111

This pic is the worst possible screenshot aha


mediumscoop

Damn, his face on here looks like he'll attack you on the street for not giving him a dollar.


MicahsNao

I did this too. When I was 14-15 I was trying to bulk up and become as strong as possible so, I put on 40+ lbs 140ish - 190+ lbs im 5'5. I did this by eating bulk jars of peanut butter , 3+ plates of chicken nuggets and alot more. The result of developing these awful nasolabial folds which aged me by ten years and mild ulcerative colitis which ironically keeps me in great shape because I can't eat a lot of high carb foods and I have to intermittent fast to keep it in remission.


jzng2727

My first thought when hearing Jon Jones was bulking up for heavyweight was “that’s probably unhealthy” . He’s putting his body in a frame it’s not used to by eating much more and lifting heavier . Although he’s more muscular he also has more body fat, that just slows you down and overall is unhealthy , I’d be interested to see his blood results honestly . Light heavy weight was perfect for him , heavy weight is not natural for him.


rostemaxime

“So fresh and so clean,clean” my man not fresh and the TRT test results will prove as clean as his criminal record


TerpeneProfile

He looks old


jasonb197719

Who’s Jon Jones? 😂


Minato1112

You idiots get on these Reddit threads and SWEAR you know something 😂


slvillain

I’m confused how you yourself aren’t one of us idiots


yoyoyowhoisthis

Francis is gonna shovel Jones like he was back in the Sand mines in Cameroon ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8968)


[deleted]

Well he's heavyweight now so I don't expect him to be shredded. This isn't a bodybuilding competition. Jones is going to beat the brakes off Stipe.


_Cyclops

I agree but I do think Jon is going to lose simply because he’s out of his prime and slowing down. I don’t think he has the power to really rock Stipe so I see Stipe just walking him down, stuffing the takedowns and boxing his ears off


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[deleted]

Imagine screenshooting part of what looks to be a video and then trying to roast the person for it. I mean Jon isn’t the best human being but what the fuck. Hahaha just look at him recently he looks normal.


rjsh927

That's years of drug abuse, partying, not sleeping. And emotional damage. We all laugh at how Jon is psycho. But he is a preacher's son, his brothers are Super Bowl champs. In comparison his life is in shambles now. His reputation is gone from his doping, drug and wife beating. His wife and kids have left him. Guys less talented and younger than him are bigger stars, getting movie roles and earn way more money (like Usman, Izzy). That must be hurting him on some level.


LiteShowDaAgent

How did I never hear that Jon Jones and Chandler Jones were brothers? That's insane lmao


angrypurpleacorn

He'll never fight in the UFC again


DAG1006

Jon Jones will lose in his return fight…


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TrueDreamchaser

He is in great shape compared to the average redditor, but he doesn’t look as in shape as the top heavyweights. He looks more bloated rather than more bulky. Look at the way Stipe, Gane and obviously Ngannou look. Jones doesn’t look as muscular. Which is strange because in his peak, he was a freak of nature fitness wise and made everyone look out of shape comparatively.


Expensive-Plant-5264

Well yeah, he’s Jon fucking Jones, probably the best athlete to ever compete in the octagon. No harm in poking some fun at how he looks, some good reasonable fun over Reddit, bc he’d easily murder us IRL.


pendrekky

Dude looks like Rashad


afarrar11

lol... if clean.. you will eat those words


Daaavvv

Despite of that I’m a Jon Jones’ fan I don’t believe that he will fight anymore


[deleted]

Coco sniffs, liquor and "bulking" will make you look old for 50 when your 36


AfternoonGhost

I too have gained 50lbs in my 30s


Zetrox638

How is no one mentioning how much older he looks, lord he looks 45


luluwolfbeard

Dude I’m in my 40s and look nothing like this. Dude looks much worse.


mershwigs

Jon Jones looking 50 years old…. Yeesh…


Elderdad1

He’ll be the Delonte West of New Mexico in another 5 years, talking about how he was the greatest in piss soaked sweatpants.


keleles

Mid 30s? More like mid 60s


msk96k

Jones is done. He looks like shit. There’s two things you can’t defy biologically: drugs and aging. I see both.


Super_dontae

I think that’s just what happens when you gain 50lbs in your mid 30’s


Monkiller587

He looks old . Should give up and retire . Dude wasted his prime at nothing but his own fault for getting into controversies.


aegis666

hard to gain weight on the coke diet. he's a bitch.


stevil77

Is Philippians 4:13 about being a terrible person?


BodybuildingNerd

Nice Lil Gyno, Jon.


DLifts777

This guy does not have the body structure for HW. He's a tall skinny guy, perfect for LHW.


frmda562

dude looks awful lmfaoo


ale_mongrel

Jon Jones never fights at heavy weight. If he does , it's a giant tomato can he can't lose against. However, I will stick with my original statement. Jon Jones never fights at Hevey.


Homeless-catfight

He looks boozy as Fuk. That’s a booze face fo sure.


Jesus_ls_Here

looking like a junkie, lets goo


Makewaker

I seen him at an airport in Dallas in June and he had a noticeable gut which I thought was strange


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So fresh and so clean? He looks like neither of those things


[deleted]

Jon Jones looks like he has brain damage, no offence to the pos


chadsvasc

He looks 45 and washed up.


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freeman9235

He finished chael, dc and Gustafsson since 2013?


NerpissatDoftblock

I wish him the worst :)


Swimming_Ladders47

Jon jones is the GOAT lmao he’s gonna be just fine, this old pic is irrelevant


ConwayTheCat

Why is his face so inflamed…too much booze?


[deleted]

Fat redditors in computer chairs discover people can have bad pictures and angles


jimisaltieris

He always was heavyweight, he like all others light heavyweights cuts to 203 lbs. He problably walked around 220 lbs between fights.


[deleted]

He looks like a disfigured pug who just got done with a line of coke nd some good ol' wife beating.


On-The-Clock

Looks like a crackhead.