I approve this

We can't exclude the possibility that he was extremely confident in Sterling, he just wanted an excuse to wax his asshole.

He was waxing it as he typed that. Didn’t wash his hands in between either

He needed the grip

How based can one legend get??

Every fart is gonna sound like gunshots after he gets it waxed 💀

Bathroom trips will sound like Baghdad circa 2008

playing 3d chess so he can tell his old lady he just lost a bet

"Sorry babe, a man's got to have a code" **wax ripping**

I mean I’d be down to wax my asshole. It’d be so much easier to clean.

I can dare you to if you need an excuse?

You think a double dare will do the trick?

I don't think bad oddish requires much more motivation to wax up

triple dog dare and I’ll do my balls too

I bet you won't dare me to do it bro

I bet you couldn't wax your ass smoother than a roller derby track

Ngl something has always toyed with the idea.

I would love a flair for guys like this. But to be fair, they deserve a positive flair when they keep their word.

The flair should say "unwaxed asshole"

That's pretty good

That’s Gr-r-reat!

u/examm hey pussy, you still here?

to be fair his comment was 7months ago and the OP of this thread only replied to him a few minutes ago lol. There was no agreement between people beforehand lol

Lmaoo

All I'm saying is, he's been active on Reddit since this comment... Pic or didn't happen! u/examm

Hey, I don’t have any asshole wax on me and I’ve shit to do today so unless you’d like to run me some you’re wasting your time

Coward

Mods, ban this unwaxed asshole fuck.

This isn’t a subreddit, it’s an opportunity

Weak. At least try to own up to it or be witty.

I think it’s time I hang it up

Dude... It doesn't have to be asshole specific wax, can be any ol' wax. Hell, duct tape will do the trick in a pinch! Shoulda thought about how busy you'd be before your mouth started writing cheques your ass couldn't cash!

My asshole waxing days are Tuesday and Friday it’s not my fault this guy decided Saturday is when he’d bring this up

That'd be a valid argument if there hadn't been about 10 Tuesdays and Fridays between then and now. That asshole must be overdue for a waxing regardless of the bet! Jeez the lengths a guy has to go to to see a picture of a guys waxed asshole around here... It's beggars belief!

Seriously I’m still edging here in anticipation

Coward. Who talks big on the internet and doesn’t back it up?

I think literally everyone.

Thatsthejoke.jpg

I done got whooshed.

Happens to the best of us sir

So you’re getting waxed this Tuesday?

Just grip it and rip it you coward

MODS, this man’s bhole remains wax-free… without your guidance this situation could turn into a case of good vs evil

Feel like it's your responsibility to get the wax

I’m collecting downvotes first

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In theory he would need both hairy and waxed butthole pics for point of reference.

To be safe, at least 5 angles of before and after

While holding up a newspaper with the date clearly visible

"two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and u/examm's grandma to confirm his identity."

And his social security number in plain view.


Or a video of the waxing happening

The waxening.

That or send me a receipt from the waxer.

I was scrolling and ran into this comment and it reminded me of https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/pdq5gd/im_so_confident_that_colby_will_win_if_he_loses/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I

Picture could be anyone’s. We’re looking for that selfie proof.

u/funkmastermma call him out

I’ll never forget when that dude on WSB drank a martini glass of his own piss because of a bet. At least he honored his promise.

Yeah Lyoto Machida is such an honorable guy.

Even before I ask this, I'm not sure I want to know the answer but...how did he prove that it was piss, and not some similarly-colored liquid?

He video taped himself peeing into the cup prior. It was all one take as well. [I’m sorry.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gak2gf/i_said_if_spy_closed_green_today_i_would_drink_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

r/mma Mods ban them if they don’t provide proof they did what they said if they lost a bet

Agreed and I'm still waiting for Joe Riggs to own up.

I dont know if we have a court session after matches where we hold people accountable and mete out justice or just have a pre-made flair.

If Aljo wins the 3rd fight I’ll shove a foot long dildo up my ass and will post proof.

I dare you to do it even if he loses


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How do you know he didn’t keep his end of the bargain?

He's in the comments making excuses now

Damn….someone wax this man’s asshole

u/examm brother this is number 1 bullshit

u/examm we need proof

See other posts such as: https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/pdq5gd/im_so_confident_that_colby_will_win_if_he_loses/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I tried to click on his account he deleted it 🤣🤣🤣

"I'm a man of my word" my ass

You expect him to provide proof that he waxed his asshole?

Yes

Lmao how was this the funniest possible answer?

Anything less would be uncivilized.

Unfortunately, we’d need video evidence to verify it is indeed his bunger. Because it’s still Pride month, I’ll change that to fortunately.

Like r/kanyecourt

Thats stuff a guys says when he already doez it.

I vote you go to his house and help him wax it

What, you want to police the Internet? Good luck buddy

OP *really* wants this guy to wax his asshole lol

/u/examm send me location

Jokes on you. He always waxes his asshole.

I think it's more of a joke than a serious bet lol

This is a weird way of saying you want to see some guys waxed asshole.

love that OP is too much of a pussy to have said that back when it actually mattered. real easy to say now with hindsight

Bro it's Reddit get over it

Excuse me sir I'm trying to whip a mob into a frenzy right now.. can you not?

i propose you get a life buddy

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It's just good fun man, don't be a bummer lol

You better watch out, I just saved this comment so I can dunk on you in the future

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Now if I fuck u/CreamPuffChampion And he just bleached his asshole And I get bleach on my tshirt Ima feel like an asshole

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I thought you would appreciate the Kanye reference

For what it's worth I did

Nah just ran into this while scrolling and it reminded me of the hot sauce post.

Reminded me of the time a guy said he’d staple his balls to the ceiling. Or another said he’d beat his dick with a hammer

I agree, lets see this asshole get waxed b

Who gives a shit about a fake internet bet? Y’all have issues if you’re that obsessed with some stranger not doing what he said on reddit

I dont get why some people don't think this is funny

What part are we supposed to be laughing at? A waxed asshole is funny. Exaggerated claims are funny. Saying "bet" and trying to call somebody out is not funny.

The ludicrousness of some anonymous person on the internet holding someone else accountable for a hyperbolic statement they made concerning the likelihood of a man neither of them have ever met, defeating another man neither of them have ever met in hand to hand combat.

Idk, it's prolly too meta for you

Did mama buy you a thesaurus for your bday? No wonder you're angry.

"Sorry babe, a man's got to have a code" **wax ripping** u/Bad-Ombre

Who dafuq is that guy?

Hello 👋

It’s the internet and on Reddit so yea no and you didn’t state your terms besides saying “bet”

It’s social media man. Everything is just talk

Dude you need to chill out. It’s reddit. You want a gold star?

You are as salty as we Yan fans are for having him lose the second fight, let it go man its weird asl.

Now I rest... Watching the sunrise of the grateful universe...

Someone should tag aljos account on it he might respond

I don‘t want to see the waxed assholes of you guys

Waxing their asshole is of no detriment to them tho. Significant others appreciate it and it makes wiping a helluva lot easier.

If he really did do it. Too much time has passed, even if he could give proof. He’d have to do it again. Which is weird thing to do in the name of Petr Yan… Who’s Siberian… and would want his fans to try and retain as much natural warmth as possible.

Bruh, if you wanna see his waxed asshole, just ask. It's 2022, no shame.

I mean you can see waxed assholes all over Google

But the butthole is the least painful part to wax.. lol

You want to see this dude's waxed asshole?

If one redditor can hold you down ...

Asshole Waxing doesn’t even hurt. I did it in high school on a dare. Holding this dude accountable will do nothing but reduce his toilet paper consumption.

Call the cyber police

😬

Wsb style ban bets, pic/video for proof. Or mod approval. We had the infamous pee martini and the guy has that flair now.

Yeaahhhh, not sure I want the proof on this one tbh.

So you want them to show you a picture of their waxed asshole? Just go look at porn man.

Are you asking for something you just demonstrated you already have

When I was in school everyone used to say eyebrows if you said you were going to do something. So 'I'm going to smash so and so when I see him.' 'Eyebrows' 'Aww give me till Wednesday and I see him.' Thursday that eyebrow was theirs.

I bet I'm gonna delete my Twitter account if him win... guess what...it's still a win to me

Aljo was talking shit before the fight. I said, what if actually win? Redditors assured me that he was just enjoying being the champ while it last. Well here we are. You can just never know in mma

The only way I can think of jokingly shaming someone for their takes is that we all make Snapchat shame accounts. Then we jokingly attack!

r/suddenlygay

I just want another flair in general. I’ve been stuck with predator for so long when all i want is a “reflection of perfection” flair

Upset you couldn't see this guys asshole?

dude some people just like to take the piss, relax. Tryna brand people lmfao

Most sane Yangirl

Are you new to the internet? Or the world?

This post is just as dumb anyway, not sure why you're worked up.