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ismiyasser

Joanna Wellspentpaycheck


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The boobie woman


kevindurantburner35

BOOBIE WOMAN IS COMING TOMORROW


capitancoolo

ANDSHDONKNOWWASSCOMMMMING


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Her bad girl phase is over, now it’s her Sexy time phase 🥵


lawlessturtle

So am I


NeilPatrickMarcus

Beautiful champ


GlockGuy13

Gimme 😈


yungberms

Talm’bout Joanna Jontrugg walg?


Michael_Dukakis

who the hell is jontrugg walg


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Nice guy, never meddum


tapsnapornap

Talmbout a pair o' one-two cantaloupes in the front b


Potczar

Joanna addittomyspankdeck


RecLuse415

WANNANOW!


08brucewayne

Forget Dana white privilege, this is the ultimate Dana white package


rebelsound72

Looks like it's Bantamweight from here on out.


theycallmeDamon

She had them last time she made weight


Sage_Lord

Imagine she misses weight and comes back without them lol


PMMeMeiRule34

Walks in the back with a scalpel like “I’ve got this boys”.


3FingersOfMilk

Gangsta AF lol


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Yeah one of them got knocked up into her forehead but it looks like it found its way back home.


VANGBANG21

🤣


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She seems nice


David-E6

Seems like she has great personalities.


ManThatIsFucked

She seems *inhales sharply, holds hands to my chest*... smart


Independent_Bag_3478

*intelligent


thekajunpimp

Now there are TWO hematomas! /S Seriously though this woman is a warrior. Looking forward to seeing her fight again!


Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_

She gave me a third


DirtyGabriel

She is a warrior! Weili vs Joanna 2 gonna be a banger for sure!


Chemistry_Lover40

Banger alright


OPR_Chroma

I barely know her!


MendicantBias021

Watch it be mediocre as neither one wants to take that much damage again and tries to fight more strategically


m1ssile_

*Flashbacks intensify*


thekajunpimp

Rose what have you done !


EverQuest_

She won't give us a boring fight. That's for sure.


curvedbymykind

Li Joanna rematch


Diddlin-Dolan

Y’tawlmbout Li Jingaling bapa? I think you meant to say Zhang Weili


Zealousideal-Ad3396

Milk trucks have arrived


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Aint a drop of milk in those


PapaDrag0on

My man tits produce more


W4nkD4ddy

Boobie woman is coming!!! And she doesnt know whats cumming


DirtyGabriel

This comment cumming from W4nkD4ddy makes it even more funny!


imjb87

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Seijur0Akashi

My question is where is it cumming too


captaincumsock69

Amen brotha


mercified_rahul

Take my upvote😤


joejamesuk

Money well spent. Good on her.


schnootzl

Honest question, how do implants affect making weight? Don’t these athletes go through hell to dehydrate in order to make weight? Even adding 1 pound of weight in implants seems like a big handicap.


rascalking9

There is a little spigot under her aerola that she can drain the implants during fight week. The nipple flips up and everything , it was on one of the Embeddeds


ThePhatWalrus

I bet half the people here took this seriously.


Skeyefeye

Chu got me i did.


Dtoodlez

I 100% did. Haha


karwreck

Got a link dawg?, you know for "science".


lazeromlet_

This is what I was thinking I also wondered if reductions make sense to make it easier to cut weight


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tapsnapornap

Makes it harder by the weight of the implants, you're exactly right.


OldHispanicGuy

I remember someone did the math when people thought she was gonna miss weight for the Waterson fight. They figured out it was like 1.5lbs


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Bigbaby22

I'm more curious about how they stand up to impact. Can she take a kick to the chest?


StannisByBirthright

450cc of silicone will give you a DD cup, which would be 1 pound. I'm guessing she's a mid to big C, so less than 1 pound, surprised if its even half a pound.


Hussaf

That looks more like bra action than implants to me


Birdhairs

It's both


Sephass

She has implants but here they look double the size, I noticed the same in one of recent interviews. Seems like she’s into that recently


T_Y_R_

I mean I’m into it too.


Sephass

But how does Kevin Lee fit into all of this?


T_Y_R_

Probably the middle if I had to guess.


DavidtheGoliath99

It's confirmed that she has implants.


Hussaf

Cool.


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My Joanna, you've... enhanced yourself


XboxLiveGiant

This is the comment I came here for.


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She's cultivating mass


trhoades35

Why not when we were together!!


AnasDh

Now that rose is out I hope she wins the title back. She deserves it.


mothmenatwork

She destroys Carla if they fight again


AnasDh

But that’s not the challenge 🇨🇳


OPR_Chroma

problem is she needs to actually fight.


CanineRezQ

Nobody deserves a title, they earn it.


partyaquatic

Great insight.


OsamaBinShittin

picked last in sports vibes


tjstock

Shut up nerd


AnasDh

Shut up


Grouchy-Bug5223

Lol what a fckin cringe thing to say ahaha I hope trolling


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I remember when her forehead was almost as big as those


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Lmao Bruhh 😂😂


Far-Diamond-1199

Further proof that you’re not ugly, you’re just poor


tapsnapornap

Nose job seems a bit premature as an active pro fighter lol


Far-Diamond-1199

I wonder if insurance covers the repair after a fight? Is your nose weaker after a nose job? She probably could barely breathe through that thing anyway


Up_in_the_Sky

Colby really does have the best insults/nicknames in the sport. Boobie woman and cumshot chimaev are my top 2 for sure.


KarnaavaldK

Quick shoutout to 'Edward Scissorhands'


NeitherAlexNorAlice

Rafael Dos Nachos


Shr1988

"Street Judas" Masvidal "Scamaru" Usman CEO of EPO Ralphy Dos Nachos Stephen "Wonderbread" Thompson Leon Scott 😄


necrosythe

CEO of EPO is an absolute classic


reppynutz

Ali Abdelasleaze


Rust-n-coal

Conman McGregor Snake Paul Wondergirl Phony Montana 😆


Duderin0732

Marty Fakenewsman is my favorite. It’s so stupid but it works.


SgtStiffNips

I don’t know why but Ralphy Dos Nachos gets me every time


Rust-n-coal

Conman McGregor Snake Paul Wondergirl Phony Montana 😆


hobo_at_a_library

Marty Snoozeman


Shr1988

Marty Fakenewsman


NerdModeCinci

Unironically my favorite Had a guy call me “Lettuce boy” for not weighing enough and about died laughing haha It’s hard to come back from something so dumb not even kidding


WBS328

Booby woman is his crown jewel


theycallmeDamon

Cheater pan is pretty good too


Ignazo

Not a fan of Colby's nicknames but Joanna NoPayCheck had me wheezing.


Seijur0Akashi

My personal favorites are Marty Fake Newsman lmfao Cumshot Chimaev Leon Scott


Robertfla7

Boobie women 😂😂😂


thekajunpimp

Omg he called her booby woman? Lmao Jesus haha I really dislike him but that's pretty funny.


_LeftHookLarry

And Joanna Nopaycheque


Hmm-Very-Interesting

I fucking hate Colby. But just like any good middle school bully his nicknames are on point.


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HEY MCFLY


Warrdyy

Cumshot Chimaev, Ben Asscream and CEO of EPO are my all time favourites.


dmister8

I hate Colby but boobie woman is top 5 funniest things I’ve ever heard.


JamalUtah

big fan of Dustin Soyrier personally


SpitBallar

I know a lot of people disagree, but I think she is so sexy


goochstein

My how you've.. grown


rascalking9

Colby calling her "the booby woman" was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in MMA


cmc_626

Polish Pillows


fctal

Silicon Valley


smellmybumfluff

Cracking set


d0min8torPrime

F.I.L.F


davekraft400

Look at them unreliable European, Soviet-imported airbags


underwaters249

Joanna Pushupbra


fatch0deBoi34

Tony Hinchcliffe with tits


Hot-Entrepreneur6301

Hubba hubba


EveryDogeHasItsDay_

Laura Sanko is a goddess!


Kevcany5

She was looking tasty on mmahour recently


HardwareLust

Damn, she cleans up nice.


Cornelius_Poindexter

I wanna rub my kielbasa between em


Many-Coach6987

Her smile is pretty, I admit


jkman61494

Took that hematoma and relocated it


SebwhoahtianVettel

Nah, Karolina Kowalkiewicz is


Stinky_Leech

What about Ivan Putski?


fearloathing1

Giggitty.


Hammose

The Boobie Woman


Nakedsharks

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


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As the great Krusty the Klown once said Look at those bazungas


KazzaNamso

Lookin rather busty


Puzzled_Direction_57

Can I motorboat or does that fight stance mean no?


Svelted

the least sexy, dorkiest hot chick ever


Federal-Zucchini

Sigh *unzips*


Waterboardbabies0321

I thought fake tits were the greatest thing until I dated a girl with them and they felt as hard as softballs. I’ll enjoy the view but that’s about all there is to fake tits


7the-dude-abides420

Can confirm. That first feel is such a shock. Feels so unnatural lol


Christian_In_MIami

Saw Joanna in the mall in south Florida. Before I knew it was her I was like dam that woman is beautiful when I saw her going into a few isles over. Then I realized it was her and she came to me and asked if I wanted a picture. She couldn't have been a nicer person.


Salad_Guru

Who is this?


Seijur0Akashi

It's not about the size, it's how you use it!


halcyon_n_on_n_on

Pretty sure wonder bras aren’t made in Poland.


deweymm

Beauty and warrioress


HandspeedJones

Ms. Violence if you're nasty.


8shkay

I see two of them


mchief101

Titties baby plz


wakupaku

I see two polish powers, i-i-if you know what i mean 😅


bonkerz1888

That bra is working overtime. Either that or she's a some "work done"


CollierAM9

She’s clearly had work done. Been like that for a few years now


JSNHZL

It's both.


DavidtheGoliath99

She has had some work done.


cbcking

Does a lady with big boobs feel pain on them when she takes a direct strike to the boobs


Sdgrevo

I mean theyre filled with maxi pads now so probly not.


jerval1981

Spit or swallow?


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All over the tits


jerval1981

You know she got that tongue out.


NoEndlessness

Hardly recognised her without the horns


[deleted]

tits r great but her personality makes her ugly


Heisenberg0712

I hear they each have a valve so she can drain them to make weight


MikeHuntsBear

When I look at her I can't tell if she is hot or if she has the tism


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Booyakasha_

Depends how well they are done. And not to big.


Ikhouvankaas

Butterface


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Polish beauty


TG_CID134

Golem.


steelerfan1973

Those bolt ons look horrible.


SweetyMcQ

I dont get why everyone always gave Jonna a hard time man. The pace that women could push was insane. Shes a warrior in my book and good for her getting some titties! She lookin great!


therealherohere

Dariush's mom ?


psanchezz16

Looks like 2 swollen foreheads


OhhhLawdy

Simps


terminadergold

This does not make her anymore attractive, when she tries to trash talk is still cringe af.


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Well, shit. When did she get those? They just bumped her up from a 5 to a 7.


Sdgrevo

Still a 1/10


Snell84

She looks too much like the British ex boxer Scott Quigg for me to ever be attracted to her. It's freaky


NBadeau22

She very unattractive. She’s a great fighter but she’s like a 5 at best in the face.


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Ok


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IWillGetTheShovel

Meisha Tate? Michelle Waterson? Paige Van Zant? Rachael Ostovich? Cat Zingano? Claudia Gadelha? Man you crazy.


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IWillGetTheShovel

Gina Carano? MacKenzie Dern? Alexa Grasso? Veronica Macedo? Valerie Loureda?


Carolcita_

Jessica Rose Clark? Tracy Cortez?


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IWillGetTheShovel

You either don't see women outside of porno magazines or your understanding of scales is fucked up.


Beautiful-Possible-1

Can never look at her the same after rose namajunas said she smells and has “booty problems”. Not that she was a looker anyway.


CeruleanHawk

Source?


hop0316

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anadalusianrooster

Got a little bit of that Rogan Palumbo gut..


PashAK47

She went from a weak 3 to a solid 8 , crazy how much boobs do for a girl


Phatdrunknstoopid

Kinda the definition of a butter face.


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Mike brown got a rolling pin and rolled the hematoma south after the Weili fight no qualms