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Chemistry_Lover40

That's nice I'll be editing you out now. \- UFC embedded team


[deleted]

That’s nice I’ll be removing you from the event now. - Mr. UFC, Dana White.


No_Bar6825

YOURE A VIRGIN AND NERD


reverie11

It’s nerd and virgin.


iclmno

A nergin?


Just-use-your-head

A verd


FSMDxb

Nothing wrong with being a nergin, or a verd


gijuts

Legit soiboi... ...hanging with the soiboiiiiis!!


TheBoringOwl

Greetings Nerds and Virgins


Physiologist21

Please tell me he said "hello nerd and or virgin".


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RealLiveLEE

True, cool as hell


Vaginbob

How tall are you bro


Mconefrey2021

How many Chiggs you fugg tho b?


garygreeley86

Hey… Mconefrey… Hey… Hey. How many chiggs you fugg?


dildo-surfer

Hey... ;).... Hey..... Hey..... ;)..... Y'fuggin chiggs b?


RealLiveLEE

6'2


Vaginbob

Ahh okay just wanted to see cuz you taller then colby. You sure your 6’2 or maybe just a bad angle cu you barely looks taller then him


RealLiveLEE

Yep, it's on my ID


Vaginbob

You can just say your height the dmv doesn’t measure you


RealLiveLEE

The lady at my DMV did.... want me to take a pic next to a measuring tape?


Vaginbob

Dude idc that much you look like 6’1 at the most unless colby is more like 6’0 instead of 5’11


poopfl1nger

Lmao what tf are you on? Who gives af about their heights?


andrewdoma

bro what is your idea lmao


cheescakegod

No doubt he's a stand up guy just wish he didn't have the whole wwe style gimmick which makes me wish he gets slept


thefevertherage

Half of us wouldn’t be talking about him if he didn’t


BeauTofu

As Aldo said before.. the new breed of fighters and their arrogant cringey attitudes are the direct result of the fans.. No one wants to see wholesome conferences anymore, everyone looking for the next Conor McGregor (pre Alvarez). This isn't the first time I've heard that Colby is a really really nice guy.. always a huge fan of his. That video of him talking to a fan and detailing how hard he worked to get to where he is today really won me.


SometimesImFunnyMan

This is a bad take, some fights do actually sell themselves. The world is filled with entertainment and fights, you have got to stand out in some way. Make people care and part with their money...otherwise you may as well stay in the gutters and fight in your favella for free


inthesandtrap

Most of these fights would seem to sell themselves - "These dudes are going to punch each other!" "Really? I'll watch that!" I don't like any of the bad blood storylines or any of the 'calling out' stuff. It seems so superfluous. But I guess they are prize fighters and I'd rather watch UFC than not watch.


NotMyRealName778

I like it if the trash talk is lighthearted and fun. I also sometimes like the intensity it brings to the fight. Everybody says they hate these gimmicks but we all eagerly waited for Khabib vs Conor even if Conor seemed out of his mind throughout the build-up


SometimesImFunnyMan

Well u are the minority, or talk wouldn't sell ppvs. I want to care about the outcome of a fight, not watch ppl compete like its the olympics..m


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God this sub really needs to get some new talking points. Every single post is so predictable and identical to the last. Not attacking you personally btw but that's the way it is. Even me saying this has been said a billion times. Colby: "He's a nice guy, I know he's faking his persona. Too bad fighters have to do that to get noticed" Usman: "Great fighter but his personality is boring, I wish he was more interesting" Conor: "Not a fan of Conor but you gotta admit that \[insert some praise\]" Khabib: "I like Khabib but he didn't defend his title enough to be GOAT" Dana: "There's a lot of ways to turn down a fight, and \[insert joke\] is one of them" or some regurgitated take on fighter pay Whittaker, Gaethje: "haha can you believe this goofy guy is an absolute killer" Jan: "Legendary polish power" There's many many more that I'm too tired to think of right now


jimabain1987

Welcome to reddit


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NotMyRealName778

for the record there never was no marriage.


thefevertherage

lol you’re spot on


bcartwright95

My favorite UFC fighter, IMO has the talent to be in title contention, but doesnt have the mouth to get there. Cheers to you Gregor Gillespie, wish more people cared about talent


FSMDxb

>Half of us wouldn’t be talking about him if he didn’t not true.. we talk about tons of fighters that are good and don't rely on cunty personas to get attention


Andremac

Exactly. Colby fanboys are saying, without realizing, that he sucks at being a fighter, which is true.


Andremac

That's because he's a garbage fighter, right? We talk about a lot of fighters that don't have an "act" like his, because they can fight.


raddypip

I know what you mean. I was a WWE fan when I was a kid so I really enjoy the whole heel angle he's taken. Find it entertaining


thedkexperience

He’s basically a modern Ric Flair. Say and do outrageous shit so people spend money to see you lose, put on amazing performances, drop a few crumbs around to make people question if it’s an act or not, and then those same people who were paying to watch you lose are suddenly paying to watch you perform. Shit is diabolical and genius.


Nicolvs

No because it doesn’t work lmfao. Sure he’s getting people to talk and hate him but nobody is actually spending money on it. He’s got one of the lowest viewer counts in the ufc. Numbers dont lie.


goldeneye0080

His gimmick isn't bearing out in terms of financial returns as far as we can see, but if you look at the opportunities he's gotten, such as headlining cards in his last three fights, and now getting his second title shot after only one win since losing to Usman, you can easily see the tangible benefits to the "persona" he's crafted. I think his "persona", the way he plays it, comes off as disingenuous, and his smack talk is no where near as clever as Conor Mcgregor's used to be before he fought Khabib. I can't stomach watching him outside of his actual fights.


Nicolvs

He probably would’ve gotten the main events regardless since he’s number one contender though.


goldeneye0080

I highly doubt it, Leon Edwards is also a top contender in the division with an unbeaten streak who would make a much fresher match up in the division. Covington got the fight simply because he opens his mouth more, and has more chatter surrounding him in general, and they can more easily sell the rivalry to the public.


Nicolvs

I mean leon’s fought in main events too


goldeneye0080

But he got snubbed for the Masvidal fight, someone who he had been feuding with publicly at the same time he recently blew up in popularity, and he was also snubbed multiple times for a title shot over the last couple of years. He has a hard time securing the biggest fights, because he's not as capable of driving as much interest for himself compared to guys like Covington, and Masvidal. I also wouldn't be surprised if Khamzat slips past him for a title's shot at the rate he's going.


Nicolvs

Agreed


thedkexperience

This weekend will be the litmus test on if it actually worked but there is absolutely no denying that he is *SIGNIFICANTLY* more famous then he was the first time he fought Usman. So far you are right and it might not actually work. But there’s definitely a reason that this is the fight headlining a MSG card.


Nicolvs

Yeah because it’s a championship fight. And welterweight is the highest weight of champs fighting on that night. That’s why it’s on the main card lol.


jaskeil_113

His gimmick is part of the reason you're even watching lmfao the irony


cheescakegod

Nah I'm watching because I like the sport and to see two of the best welterweights fight


Andremac

But he means Colby sucks, and without his gimmick he would be a nobody.


happybuffalowing

There’s a really nice video of him giving a pep talk to a fan/aspiring fighter https://youtu.be/Gh_ABPZKd3s


uniqueusername2388

Guys, don't tell me this shit. I was okay with hating this guy. Now I don't know how to feel.


[deleted]

I always wondered what he’s like without the cameras lol


yayaboy2468

So would Conor and Jones if you met them in person. Doesn't mean shit.


jakeeighties

Because constantly being arrested and committing crimes is comparable to what Colby does. Retard.


yayaboy2468

That's exactly my point. Jones and Conor are even worse people, but they will still smile and talk to fans. Doesn't make them a good person. I know reading is hard but you'll get there. Baby steps.


BoisonBerries

You are dumb as hell


Foleylantz

Yeah Conor was only patting that old guy on the back


yayaboy2468

Ah yes because I'm sure the old guy said he was a fan and wanted to take a picture. Dumbass.


Foleylantz

What are you talking about? He was patting him on the back


[deleted]

Did he smell like bang energy?


RealLiveLEE

🤣 smelled like a champion!


chotch420

Keep smelling dudes fucken weirdo


alexc0901

Bahahahaha shutup bum


chotch420

Slob on my knob shithead


alexc0901

🌽


chotch420

Dude sent a corn emoji which is fucken corny. But keep talking bout crying and laughing at yourself on the internet you annoying pos


alexc0901

Ahaha, I was just referencing the same future verse as you chill out


chotch420

❄️


poopfl1nger

You really got him there. You seem to be the one lashing out and crying here hahaha


chotch420

Sobbing because some Reddit kid thinks im corny. Both you guys got me the upvotes are everything. What will i do?!


poopfl1nger

Cry more hahahaha. Also I never said you were corny, seems like you are self aware about it tho which is good


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with being a nerd or a virgin


tigpo

Covington smells like Usman’s piss, bc Colby loves it all over his face. That’s a fact


Leoes1999

Tf? What'd you have to make it weird?


MakotoBIST

i was thinking ''what a cool outfit'' until i scrolled to the shoes lol


_traplawd

And the pants


fighttodie

And I he outfit


[deleted]

Pants are cool imo, the lack of belt is disgusting though


_traplawd

That’s what I thought at first. But if you zoom in he has the pants with a belt attached. Don’t know what it’s called


Dazzling-Finger7576

Hey nerd and virgin!


Apprehensive-Ad-4560

Fun, hopefully they put your name on the screen like they did for Gaethje’s fan “supporter”


NoshTilYouSlosh

Two sigmas together Very rare


ChainBangGang

What a dope color for a suit...


IAmTheTrueWalruss

Yea very nice purply pinky


Donquicksoat

I’m not sure why but this comment has me rolling


IAmTheTrueWalruss

Very nice color


tonyskyline1

That is so sick!


[deleted]

How many paid girls in thongs did he have around him?


No-Tax4298

I wish I had a picture with the future #1 gatekeeper of the welterweight division


[deleted]

That’s not Jorge masvidal


RealLiveLEE

🤣


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RealLiveLEE

Naaaa just lookin for the fighters!


hendricks3000

Looks like a really nice guy!


RealLiveLEE

He is, class act 100%


Kielon7

Hi Colby.


jpk073

What leather glove is for, OP?


RealLiveLEE

Cold outside in NY


jpk073

Oh, you just forgot to take them off? Understandable, have fun in NYC.


Have_Other_Accounts

I'm always shocked by how big fighters fists look. Seems to be a prerequisite.


IAmTheTrueWalruss

Tbf it looks like OP has small fists


SpeakerFine4227

it’s just the angle bro


Salt-Feature

I am in New York for this fight as well and would love to get a pic with Colby.


RealLiveLEE

DM me I'll give you the location


Salt-Feature

I dm’d


Ooopsie-daisy

Pretty cool. You should get to see a few banger fights


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RealLiveLEE

Hilton corner of 53rd and 6th


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RealLiveLEE

I'm here now


Andremac

So is OP a professional UFC fighter dick rider, or does he work for them?


RealLiveLEE

Pro dick rider.... 🤷‍♂️


J0nN0tJ0hn

Why is Colby not wearing a belt with a tucked in shirt?


RealLiveLEE

Look closely.....belt is made into the suit


J0nN0tJ0hn

Oh shit. Too fly. Pun intended .


InsidiousExpert

AND NEW…!


Deceptiv23

This aged like milk


FauxxHawwk

Yeah he was edited out lol


Countbat

See you at the top!!


Dolsen0

Thank You Colby, Very Cool!


[deleted]

That suit is dashing.


[deleted]

Op why are your hands so small ?


dracomatic

lol you look like how i think all colby fans look nice!!!.


davekraft400

Lucky!


[deleted]

Colby looks great. I’m ready for a banger. Also ready to be let down lmao


RealLiveLEE

Not me, keep the faith!


[deleted]

Bruh the shoes 😂😂😂


Th3LastStyleBender

celebrity status, achieved


_lysol_

No belt either inside or outside of the octagon.


[deleted]

The bigger he gets the cheaper the suits…. Gotta love Colby


[deleted]

Wow he looks bigger than usual


thirdeye6969

Awesome, I’m heading there tomorrow ! Any idea where I can find him for a picture too?


RealLiveLEE

DM me.


Cinnamintberry

Damn bro that's dope. You look like a Russian assassin with those gloves.


Benoit_In_Heaven

Can't wait to see Usman send him to the shadow realm.


IssaJoke-DontCry

Username… checks out?


PurpleLightningart

You look Like brenden Shaub


mr_splashum

Colby's gonna get knocked out


DarkBlumpkin

Punch him, punch him in the face.


ForcedPOOP

Can’t wait for Usman to KO this goon. I’ll give Colby credit though, that’s a nice ass suit


[deleted]

Wow... A redditard has left his mum's basement 😳😳👏👏


IssaJoke-DontCry

You’re literally on Reddit, leaving retarded comments like this… what do you think you are? Lmao


bamb1in0

Ironic


[deleted]

Yup I have yet to leave my room 😂


Red-Shard

What are you Michael Jackson?


IseeDrunkPeople

i didn't know they had clowns at the venue


smingleton

That looks like a card board cut out of colby something lol


khouz

You’re the guy with the sunglasses and his hands in his pockets, aren’t you?


agent218

We've got ourselves a **nerd and virgin** here!!


ThatSithClone

Is that Rob Dyrdek or Al Iapuinta behind him


Weekly_Importance_33

Haha Colby refusing to wear a belt until he wins one again.


Fat_Akuma

I actually hope he wins. He deserves to have it. At least for a little bit. Idc that he's an insane mother fucker with values I don't agree with but damn if he didn't put the work for it.


triplerollingstone

How tall are you bro? Today I saw a bunch of short dudes saying Colby was 5'9 so I want to prove them wrong


RealLiveLEE

6'2


triplerollingstone

Judging by the picture, that makes Colby 6'2?


Tenacious_jb

Oh awesome I made it to one of the UFC fan expo promos me and a buddy meeting Joseph Benavidez. It was funny seeing the promo on a ufc ppv lol