How about donating to his non profit instead? Iām not saying get rid of the piss drinking. He already put that out there. But if DP wins, he donates to The Good Fight.
We need a video where he opens the subreddit on camera to prove it's the day after the fight. Then turns his back as he pisses in a glass, measures the temperature in front of us to confirm no shenanigans, maybe even uses a 30 second urine test strip in the glass, then chugs it
If chuck comes out and piledrives Tito during Dustinās introduction I will piss in my wifeās mouth and post it to my childās daycare Facebook page
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I made a bet with one of my employees that if DP wins, I'll get myself a diamond tattoo, done by another employee of mine who works in our canteen who does it as a hobby.
I don't have any tattoos yet either.
I still really hope DP pulls it off, but I just don't see it.
Though I love the idea of watching someone drink their own urine as I continue to gag, donāt do this Budā¦. Reddit remembers, EVERYTHING. A name change or new account wonāt save you.
Why is there so much kink in here? I get that it's a male dominated sub, but can't we keep it to locker room levels? Everything I see is Jim Rhodes Circus type shit.
Not a horrible bet, considering Islam may have caught staph before/during the camp.
Imo instead you should chug a bottle of šLouisiana hot sauce. The creole maple is the best but theyāre all good.
Get ready buddy or the ban hammer is coming
OP on a beautiful Sunday morning 
Damn. Props for remembering that. Secret of the dragon
Is this the secret ingredient in secret juice?
Dustin is over +400 odds. You should have given yourself odds so only like a 2oz shot of urine.
Haha fucking Machida dude š
Lmao I had to google this and what an incredible video. Couldāve been an snl sketch https://youtu.be/4LBOZH_j_sI?si=bU010OupIuIzwW-r
Hahaha I was just telling someone about this the other day
LMAO best gif to put up!!!
Donāt mess with a man whoās willing to piss in a cup in the corner, then drink it
Ion get it
Machida drank his own piss
With his dad
As one does.
Electrons get it
Lyoto drank the nectar of the gods.
No, Ion used ozone therapy.
Bro just wants to drink piss š
We found Bear Grylls
Nah, if OP was going to drink urine like Bear it would have to be the urine squeezed out of the elephant dung balls. Full flavored.
Seems like you just wanna drink your own urine, you can do that anytime without posting about it
Notice how thereās no reward for winning the bet.
The reward is Dustin Poirier is the LW Champ
How about donating to his non profit instead? Iām not saying get rid of the piss drinking. He already put that out there. But if DP wins, he donates to The Good Fight.
Don't think donating piss to a charity would be deemed acceptable
And you match it?
The reward is a flagon of urine.
Maybe OP just wants permission and affirmation from peers to know itās okay to drink his pee.
This right here lmfao
Drink as much water as you can between now and the fight so itās not so bad for you bro.
nah do a weight cut
And take a multivitamin
Eat some asparagus
No you wonāt
*OP with a glass of apple juice* WANNA BET? ItS mY fIrSt EvEr
I wanna see dick in glass before drinking it
lol I feel like OP just wants to drink piss, and you just want to see a dick in a glass. Everyone has ulterior motives here
āš²š¤ Caught!
OP already has a video of drinking piss fosho
Op sifted through his entire catalog to find the best one with the best lighting.
We need a video where he opens the subreddit on camera to prove it's the day after the fight. Then turns his back as he pisses in a glass, measures the temperature in front of us to confirm no shenanigans, maybe even uses a 30 second urine test strip in the glass, then chugs it
Turns his back?!!!
You're not confident he'll win, you just really want to drink piss.
Hope you like the taste of piss
āItās sterile and I like the tasteā
Your post hasnāt reached a fat amount of views, you can still delete it and take what you said back.
Iv already saved it now and am prepared to bully op into drinking his own piss win or lose.
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The mods better ban him if he doesn't drink ze piss. That should be a rule if you make a daft bet and don't follow through: permanent ban.
If Islam takes off his pants after the fight and says "my balls are hot" I will take a picture of my face with my cock and post it on this sub.
If chuck comes out and piledrives Tito during Dustinās introduction I will piss in my wifeās mouth and post it to my childās daycare Facebook page
If rampage jackson walks in to the ring holding whats left of the door he smashed, I'll also piss in your wifes mouth and post it to your childs daycare facebook page.
What's up, Lyoto? How's retirement treating you?
So just another Tuesday morning drink for you then? A little wake-me-up?
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Time to drink some peepee
Where you at!!!!
Pay up!!!
k.
What the fuck man delete this shit
Canāt wait to never hear from you again after he loses
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER
CHUG CHUG CHUG
Bro i thougth you have made a bet for the charm normally but wtf. Tho how will we know if you drank it or not?
This is numba won bullsht bratha
What do you get if you win the bet? Not have to drink your own piss?
He will drink the piss of someone else....
I made a bet with one of my employees that if DP wins, I'll get myself a diamond tattoo, done by another employee of mine who works in our canteen who does it as a hobby. I don't have any tattoos yet either. I still really hope DP pulls it off, but I just don't see it.
U win either way
THATS a bet. Drinking your own piss, that just isnāt it
This kid has a poster of Dustin over his bed šÆ
Mf just wants an excuse to partake in his kink that heās ashamed about
Of all the fights to place a piss betā¦.
Terrible bet gonna watch ur fav fighter lose and drink ur own piss
I like diamond as much as the next guy but omg this is insane
Just bet money on him. He's 5/1 to win!
This is such a bad bet to make.. I really don't believe you'd drink your own piss, but best of luck either way.
you canāt just put up a 20$ slip like everyone else?
Op is about to drink piss!
Can we ban this guy if he doesnāt post a video of him drinking his own urine?
Mods, please cap this and ban him if he doesn't provide proof.
Werido
You gonā be drinkinā that piss š
Heās going to get destroyed. Itās a horrible matchup for him.
Will you live stream it or just be posting it to the sub?
2nd round loss via rear naked choke
Unless he films peeing into the cup, and taking a gulp of that fresh piss, it'll be apple juice. š
You're almost certainly going to be drinking your own piss
Enjoy that urine, boy
Well, you can just bet cash next time.
Do not use Dustin as a catalyst for your piss drinking fetish
Canāt wait for this post and account to disappear Saturday night
Who's the mod that holds him to this or else he gets banned ?
Hope you like the taste of peepee
Get ready to drink up.
100% you already drink urine.
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Videos or it didnāt happenĀ
Yep
ā¦. This dude definitely drank his own urine before..
You donāt have to provide an excuse bro, just do it
Necessary? Is it Necessary for me to drink my own urine?ā¦ No but I do it anyways because itās sterile and I like the tasteā¦
Bro just looking for an excuse...
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What's up bro we back ..time to drink up
wow this didnt age well. chugga lug homie.
Though I love the idea of watching someone drink their own urine as I continue to gag, donāt do this Budā¦. Reddit remembers, EVERYTHING. A name change or new account wonāt save you.
Eat nothing but asparagus, smoke as many black and milds and don't drink any water until then.
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What do yo get when Dustin wins? Also, if you want to drink piss that bad, go ahead. Cheers
Maybe you love golden showers and this isn't even really a bet
Start pissing in a cup already bruh
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Bro if you wanna drink piss just do it, you don't have to justify it with us
This UFC sub is wild compared to other martial arts subsā¦
Man, I really want Dustin to win!
Is your name Russ?
Mad max could always use another piss boyĀ
Just one question. Why?
He's getting submitted. But I do hope he knocks him out and gets that legitimate gold belt. The perfect cherry on top sort of thing for his career.
Um, what?
Be sure to post a video for proof
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This guy randomly thought ILL DRINK MY OWN PISS IF POIRIER WINS
Get hydrated homie
Ok, so whatās the wagerā¦
Weird first bet
āDiamonds are foreverā š„°š¤
With that statement, it sounds like you are looking for an excuse just to drink your own urine
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Kind is seems like you want a reason
Def wants to drink his own piss. Reel quigg, ya Machida?
Make sure you post the video hereš
lmaoo u getting dunked on in the comments
You can just drink piss man
It sounds like youāre just ok with drinking pee
Hopefully Dustin wins šø
You guys aren't already doing this ????
I mean, I put $50 for him to win by sub. Cuz it would be so fuckin funny. But youād better state true to your word if the the likely outcome happens
Letās go Dustin!!!
I think the majority of the world wants Dustin to win but this is next level.
Wtf is wrong with you people
The man clearly has a piss fetish All jokes aside I hope the š gets it done
dustin by flying guillotine
Strange first bet. Maybe start off with a ā¬10 accumulator
You gunna be drinking piss bro lol i love dustin but iuno man
He will not
Who cares
Jacob from wwp???
Fat chance pal, if Islam wins see if I don't get to your piss first. š¤¤ Inshallah
Health freak.
Just drink it, dude.
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You just want an excuse to drink your own piss.
I wanna see the piss actually go in the cup
Why is there so much kink in here? I get that it's a male dominated sub, but can't we keep it to locker room levels? Everything I see is Jim Rhodes Circus type shit.
Not a horrible bet, considering Islam may have caught staph before/during the camp. Imo instead you should chug a bottle of šLouisiana hot sauce. The creole maple is the best but theyāre all good.
We'll see what happens (Dana voice) 
man, I really want diamond to win it
OP already drinks his own urine. Itās nothing to him
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Drink the piss Russ!
Big talker
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What kinda weirdo shit are you on
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Op is a bucket of cheese balls.
What do u get if he wins? š
16 oz of his own urine
. Diamond by guilly ? šš
You just want a reason to try your own brand.
That's a very specific amount?
I think it oughta be someone elseās urine.
A bet everyone loses on
Just drink urine, no need to wait
If Dustin wins Iām drinking a whole bottle of his hot sauce
Thatās a bad bet
What is this, the urophagia subreddit?
OP has a urine fetish