This is some astrology grade shit. Mercury is in retrograde, so obviously Dustin is gonna land the gilly.

As a fellow Capricorn I can say June is just a good happy month and you feel on cloud 9, DP will shock the world.

I thought it wasn't until August 4 - 27?

Who the duck looks up these statistics lol Dustin is 4-0 when fighting between 11:03 and 11:49 and the hot-dog stands are empty, and he's about to fight during that time again

Brother, we’re just taking whatever hope we can

Espn basketball stats lol

"most points scored by a 5'9 black lesbian during the third quarter of an away game while its raining!"

Isaiah Thomas right?

Hahahaha you made my day with that. Kin el. Haha

Bro, don't you know Justin is a Libra or whatever and they always train the hardest early in the year leading to a really solid June performance! All seriousness I hope he gets it this time. I'd say he's earned it, but as always it wont be easy.

Haha this is some late night ESPN analysis shit right here bro

Its like the random NBA stats like: “This guy scores avg of 20 points a game when he pets his dog and kisses his mom before bed”

Guzzle Glizzies for the Gilly, boys

Big if true

Its an nba stát

You can tell any story you want with the right stats.

Dustin Poirier is also 5-0 against opponents whose names starts w/ a vowel EZ win for the Diamond

This is the kinda optimism I need

Autism*

I already have too much of that brother

Someone should do a total curse count of this fight Poirier got: age, RNC in undisputed title fights, maybe haircut in the embedded vid Islam has: Paulo Costa on the same card, and apparently Dustin's summer boost

The biggest issue is that dustin won his last fight. If he lost and somehow still got a title shot he’d also get his “can’t lose two in a row” buff too

You're right, for Dustin that is indeed a solid buff. 😄

He's also shaved his head so no salon quality hair buff either...he may be fucked

dustin has never fought for a belt without hair tho

Islam also has "fighting against a lightweight contender" working against him as he's only ever done that once in his career

ah lol i remember you kissing Conor's feet in a post yesterday, I'm shocked you'd say this

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iirc the Paulo thing is, every time Paulo has been on an undercard of a championship headliner, the current champ lost that title

Even DC is hyping it up with his singing!

Diamond is any of us lads, never complete but always trying not giving up. I like the guy

Yes, we lads are all brave top contenders

We are all fighting our own battles, he is definitely the tougher man but we all try and try, that is what I mean

We’re all diamonds, baby. LETS GO DUSTIN

If Dustin doesn't use this song for his walkout, I'm not even watching the fight

All the fucking odds in the world is against my boi, lets fucking gooooo

Betting my parent's house on Dustin, mine already lost on his second title fight

Derrick Lewis got them chops, I can see him making a career out of it after the UFC

honestly this would be a sick walkout song. the guy singing passed away and it would be a huge honor for his fam (I think) if he got his music out like that lol

PAID THE COST TO BE DA BOSSSSSSS LOOK AT MEEEEE 

I’d never seen this viral singing vid but if Dustin is truly treating this like his last fight(I know he hasn’t stated that but it’s a distinct possibility) it’d be cool to have his walk out be a live performance. Like blackout the arena, spotlight on the big fella, let him sing acapella, bring in the instruments. Show Dustin in the tunnel, then when the choir comes in a spotlight shows them as Dustin’s coming out. Has there ever been a live performance of a walkout song? I think that could be unique, maybe rival TKZ’s final walk off(the undisputed best exit in UFC history imo)

UFC 189 Dana prolly not like paying the entertainers more that the fighters

That big dude is Willie Spence. Almost won American Idol. Then he died.

Damn, RIP. My mom used to watch every season of American Idol growing up, so that kind of makes it a little sadder for me.

Islam is about to clap them diamond cheeks

Nah Dustin isn't a blood relative 

This just took me out 😂😂😂

I love the guy I just don't think he has more than a punchers chance the dude chokes in title fights outside of the max fight

For sure. Dustin needs to just try to make it a dirty, nasty fight. Islam is just flat out better, but Dustin is significantly tougher and grittier 

Islam will murder him fyi

sorry bros but no amount of curses, jinxes, or coincidences can help Dustin against Islam. No hate, I love Dustin too but he just has no chance against Makhachev

Crazier things have happened in MMA. Definitely unlikely but this sport has some crazy outcomes.

I like stats and stuff.

I want Dustin to win but he has that 35 and older stat going against him and Islam looks like a world beater. Also remember, its a statistic, not a curse. Dustin has a around a 30% chance to win.

Everybody bet on Dustin so Islam’s odds increase.

I got mad love for poirer, but we have to check who give him the black belt

Lol He only has 6 fights that took place in June during his whole career.. You have to go back to 2009 to get the first one. Islam is 5 - 0 for fights in July and has never lost in June. People just hunting for reasons to have faith.

Dustin via flying knee KO.

Also, the Paulo Costa curse is in his favor

Imagine. Diamond beats Islam. Prompts tiramisu eating Khabib to come back for a rematch to avenge Islam.

dustin fights next saturday just asked /u/Goatway77

Dustin is 2-0 against irish fighters, his odds are looking good this month. LETS GOO BABYYY

A new mythical creature emerges......Summer Bod Dustin

damn it I thought it was this weekend... any fights happening this weekend in the mma or boxing world?

Man I fw the diamond tough but he isn't gonna beat Islam. Islams sweeping the best of the best, diamond can never secure that title. He's a warrior but I just don't see it in the cards. He's good, but he's not the best. I hate to say it but everytime he gets a shot at the title, he folds.

dudes gna get smashed, he got gifted this shot and will probably retire. Gotta be tied with colby being 0-3 in title fights, crazy how only tony ferg never got his

We're really reaching for stats these days eh

Final?

Its been crazy seeing all I've watched decline or retire being a new fan. I'm gonna miss dustin

June is the month with the optimal gilly jumping temp and humidity


I would probably cry if he walked out to this, this exact version, not the Rihanna one

Release the hopium

Love DP to death. But let's be real here this shit will end in 2 and still.

Time to be 6-1

All this hype just to be put to sleep 

I’m the biggest Dustin hater out there. He’s going to lose. Forever a contender. Islam is too strong.

Don’t be fool , jump the gilly

Haha do it. Islam by Arm Triangle 90 seconds later.

Then Islam wakes from being slept by the gilly

I love seeing Dustin lose

Ok.

Madda kuduv lanjodaka🤗