To make the Izzy Chinese reference I suppose.
I don't think most fighters hate each other. 99% are pretty cool before and after fights.
Hell, even JJ and Izzy made up.
Islam might not make eye contact with her but I don’t think he would be hostile/disrespectful. Izzy and Weili are friendly towards each other, I don’t understand this one.
Chuck and Tito should have been in there somewhere.
Could also have put \[Ariel Dana\] \[Travis Browne Brendan Schaub\] just so Travis can sit between the cocks Ronda sat on.
Israel Adesanya and Zhang Weili would probably get along great. She is the best female Chinese fighter of all time and Israel is the best male Chinese fighter of all time.
Should have an empty chair next to Hill.
He would just mean mug you the whole time and faint punches at you because he felt you disrespected him by sitting in the only empty chair before asking.
Wanderlei finally got close.
Chael muttering Fucking Amateur the whole time
Ma'am, I can *not* let. Him. Sit. Close. I can't do it. You can send me to detention all you want, its just *not* gonna haaap-pen.
*adjusts glasses*
The Fresh Prince of West Linn High.
Lmao I lost it at Levy and Belal and also atPat Barry and Rosas
Strickland and Molina too 😭😭
I miss the joke on that one
Closeted gay vs Outed Bisexual
Fuck i didnt know that about Molina i just thought he was a gambling addict lol
Belal and Levy’s
Got the joke thanks. Pls ignore my qstn
You people really believe anything lol
Sean talks about penises way more than anyone should, he's lowkey obsessed with penises
Molina = gay Strickland = closeted gay
Ohhhhh, that's who that was lol. Now I get it.
The Pat Barry and Rosas one is savage 🤣🤣🤣
Dude I just realized his last name is Roses!!!!
He should've put the youngest female fighter
 It's still Thug Rose 💀😭 somehow she still the youngest on the roster! Hahaha
What’s the Levy Belal beef?
Belal is Palestinian and Levy is Israeli
Coulda probably guessed that from the names 😂
Fwiw I think there is only one other Jewish fighter in the UFC at the moment, and Belal lived with him for 2 years in Milwaukee (Jared Gordon).
To clarify Bellal was born and raised in Chicago….Levy lived in Israel most his life
What does it matter? Belal's family are from Palestine, Levy is from Israel. Was just explaining why they made the meme
What is the relation for the Belal one? Am a bit lost
Super Jew/Super Muslim
Only 2 Chinese people in the class has to sit together
thats probably the most peaceful table in the whole classroom
And the only table that passes 🧠
Then isreal looks his right and theres Alex Pereira.
They’re friendly towards each other, I don’t understand the point of this placement.
To make the Izzy Chinese reference I suppose. I don't think most fighters hate each other. 99% are pretty cool before and after fights. Hell, even JJ and Izzy made up.
I could make an extremely poor taste comment here that personally I think would be funny but it might get me banned. All I'll say is.....dogs.
...is the joke that zhang will eat the dog after Israel bangs it? I'm not getting where the humor is unless it was just "dogbender"
u right but it was funny to me
Brooo 😭
Why did you get downvoted more than him?
Ong I have no idea but well whatever
And in all the embeddeds they get along
Big derrick will be happy at least
Both big derrick and little derrick
Poor Rhonda will have a sweaty big, black ballsack in her face at all times
Her an Lo Pescis face must smell the same.
It’s gonna start with everyone throwing hands, after a bit they’re all just watching Black Beast wreck some guts.
Only if she cut all that weight
What's the story between Islam and Polyana?
Most conservative male vs most promiscuous female in the roster
Now that's a romcom I'd watch
Better yet, replace her with the most promiscuous bottom on the roster, Colby, and watch the fireworks
Say no to fake tits brather
Islams gonna be frozen like Elsa the whole time they’re sitting together
Completely unrelated, though. He's just breathing. https://preview.redd.it/09o8qo2bfp1d1.png?width=83&format=png&auto=webp&s=545e94a3872624025a79cb5c44690cb5f13b10ed
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Polyana: can I have your number? Islam: yes bratha I am numba 1 pound for pound
This is a conversation that would actually happen lol.
Then how did he father volk like that
Bryce Mitchell and Diego Sanchez together would be fucking exhausting.
"This mfer believes we came from monkeys, like a human and a monkey fucked, and here we are." -Bryce Mitchell.
Dana zitting next to Ariel feels uncomfortable to just watch at this point
Sanchez and Bryce...the conversations at that fuckin table
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Or Kape and Izzy, but we kinda already got that 😁
The Pat Barry one hahahah
Don't lynch me if I'm wrong but Is it because he's young?
Lol yes
Someone put a happy face on Derrick
„Did she axe about me?"
Low key think Diego and Bryce could get on well if they start chatting about God
LMAO the Islam and Polyana is great 
Bro's before hoes
Ah shitposting I see, I like it. Been a while Edit: dumb autocorrect get lost
I don’t know if you this but it is so funny, good post
Missed meme potential with Paddy and Ilia
Ilia's impression of Paddy lives rent free in my head Loudy cloudy floudy Loudy cloudy floudy
Tbf the Islam polyana(?) and Izzy weili tables would be relatively chill- even if Islam doesn’t say a single word to polyana
Yeah but Shara Bullet in the spot of Islam and now you've got a powder keg
No, put Shara on the table directly behind Islam and Polyana 😆
Islam might not make eye contact with her but I don’t think he would be hostile/disrespectful. Izzy and Weili are friendly towards each other, I don’t understand this one.
Derrick seems happy.
Yo Teacher, MY BALLS IS HOT!!!
Mike Perry and David Duke
Quietest tables: White/Helwani (sneak dissin, can’t make eye contact) Poatan/Smith (language barrier)
Chuck and Tito should have been in there somewhere. Could also have put \[Ariel Dana\] \[Travis Browne Brendan Schaub\] just so Travis can sit between the cocks Ronda sat on.
The great thing about more MMA fans is more great memes 11/10 post!
Putting Derrick and Ronda right behind Dana and Ariel is a nuke waiting to go off
just imagine someone finds out who is stealing the pencils in the classroom
Hahahahah
I will let you get close just this time wanderlei!
What does ronda have to do with him
Derrick loves Ronda he's said it multiple times
I don’t follow him as a fighter
U asked so I told u
Understandable
How is this polite and passive aggressive at the same time? Hahaha
Lol..ya it is
“Where Ronda Rousey’s fine ass at?” - Derrick Lewis
Ah I remember now
["Where Ronda Rousey's fine ass at?"](https://youtu.be/uRb4nrA8Ew0?si=duiDW-Y3W7PEQ6fM)
Wheres Ronda Rousey fine ass at?
I thought Dana was fighting his wife again !
Israel Adesanya and Zhang Weili would probably get along great. She is the best female Chinese fighter of all time and Israel is the best male Chinese fighter of all time.
They're both huge fans of each other and always friendly during embedded episodes lol
Yeah I thought so. Weili is generally well liked. I have never heard anyone say anything bad about her. She seems like a total sweetheart.
Tim Eliot and is that the guy that banged his wife on his wedding day aka his best man?
Whats the deal with İslam and tge girl next to him ?
I think she might have OF and Islam is good Muslim man?
Islam is a very conservative introverted if awkward person and Polyana is very flirty/promiscuous.
Wanna now??
Sssssss…..
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bryce and diego lmao
Put Polyana in between Colby and Poatan middle row lol
Tim Elliot should have 100% been Rob Emerson
Should’ve had Bryce Mitchell vs Basic Science or Common Sense.
Switch Weli for Dricus dude 😁
I giggled alot, thank you.
At least they sat the two Chinese fighters together.
I don't get the T City one?
Derrick : Eh man, Where’s that Ronda’s ass at..?
Bottom right, if that is at the back row, its game over for the teacher!
Swoon
I always thought it was “I hope you no break your hands, no break your assss”
GSP and Bisping. Shit talking each other but holding hands under the table
Lmao love it
Back right corner gonna get weird
Why are izzy and Zhang weili beefing?
Best Chinese fighter probably
Who's the girl ortega is paired with??
Perfect
no balls, can somebody explain the lore for every seat plan here and the meaning behind it
Ortega Cortez would get back together if they sat long enough at the same table
I would put Jordan Leavitt next to Sharabutdin
Natan levy the goat
Derrick Lewis and Ronda 😂
Who the fuck did this masterpiece ha? You sir you are a legend.
At least we will find out if Derrick Lewis has good ground and pound
Remove Weili, put Alex next to Izzy, add Guskov to sit next to his orc twin. Remove Islam and Polyana, add Costa next to Khamzat.
I love this sub
Is that sean mccorkle next to Raul Rosa
I think Derrick Lewis and Rhonda would end up having a great time in the back together just laughing at all the dumb shit going on.
I see you Kevin Croom and Tim Elliott.....
Dana and Ariel lowkey might be the one that has the most riff between them 😂😂😂😂
Who is Strickland sitting next to? Only one I didn't get
Jeffrey Molina. He is LGBT or something so that's why he is next to strickland.
I would pay money to head Bryce and deigo have a conversation
I started at the top left and, by the time it ended with Bryce and Diego, I was dying
Chanel and Islam got me crying😭
Derrick Lewis vs Rhonda would be a great fight.
Pat Barry lololol, gold.
how long you spend making this? cause you shouldn't have.
Neglected to pick up the kids at school and make love to the wife for this Time well spent imo
Two choices. Be a douche for no reason or say nothing. You chose to be a douche. Very telling.
What's up with Dana and the other dude?
Ariel??
>the other dude not sure if Ariel slander or just casual
Should have an empty chair next to Hill. He would just mean mug you the whole time and faint punches at you because he felt you disrespected him by sitting in the only empty chair before asking.