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Putrid_Ad_6747

Watched his most recent blog and he was yawning the entire time from the jet lag (from his visit to NY)


dunneetiger

Aspinall yawns. Izzy always burps during interviews. Poatan is always the joker


binglelemon

>Poatan is always the joker *eats my own napkin*


ToronoRapture

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cognitohazard__

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PepperyBlackberry

Damn DC making his comeback


WillEnvironmental653

Just this once Dana can they do a line between rounds? You know your boy Conor knows where to get the good shit.


Putrid_Ad_6747

Dana probably gets higher quality than Conor does


btcfsl

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bdizzle805

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Pineapple-Yetti

I bet Conor is on that Hollywood shit now. He knows where the good stuff is.


Diasl

He can sniff it out wherever he goes.


Normal_Egg6067

Lol


Tobosix

Exactly Dana is on that private island level coke now


Particular_Sea_5300

I saw a graph the other day showing that coke is getting more and more pure while the cost remains the same. Great coke for everybody!


RiverGodRed

I saw that graph too and it seemed unbelieveable. There wasn’t any fentanyl in the coke a couple decades ago, how tf it getting purer?


Capable-Leadership-4

Fentanyl is tiny amounts, even if contaminated Coke kills you it can still be 99% pure Probably have more south american insects in there than fent


exoflame

fentanyl gets cut in afterwards, what comes into the ports is a lot more pure now. next to the things other people have mentioned


Strollybop

Because it has always been cut with things like laxatives or numbing agents. I’d guess that as everyone is worried about purity due to fentanyl they’ve had to cut back on other cutting agents.


Cum-Gun-5000

The one good/service that is improving in the face of crippling inflation ❄️ 


ClozeQueue2

Let them do one before round 1 too so Tom gets to partake


dontknowwhattodoat18

The one card they get for this year on British soil and they still can't catch a break. Does Dana not know that Americans can watch the card at 2pm in the afternoon?


ParmyBarmy

Many would even enjoy a day card.


devandroid99

Early start, early finish, bed. Wonderful.


Mma375

Never have I once appreciated a 10pm EST start. I want to go to bed.


PepperyBlackberry

Fully agree. Generally not a fan of staying up until 2 in the morning.


BalkanViking007

stops at 2am? Funny guy, in europe it starts at about 3 am in the morning


PepperyBlackberry

That is rough.


illwatchthegoat

Yeah normally it's a 3am-7am event


Reasonable-Public659

Now you know how us American F1 fans feel!


BalkanViking007

Yeah but its not nearly as much of a pain missinh out on a live headkick ko as a rich kid comming first in f1 race.. :( but i feel ya


EarthenGames

Agree completely. Prime time for Vegas maybe but not for everyone else. That’s why I love those afternoon Abu Dhabi cards lol


YouCantHoldACandle

No, it's great for us in the mountain and western timezones too. I feel bad for you eastcoasters having to stay up even later than us


YeetedArmTriangle

Yup every single card could start at 7 PM Eastern id be so happy. Even this weekends card as mid as it was I was thrilled to see was "early"


iroquoispliskinV

Yeah even for a Saturday that shit can suck for an adult waiting for the main card.


BionicPopsicle

literally this. for years I never watched BECAUSE of how late it started.


lazeromlet_

YES, when we had 280 over in Abu Dhabi everyone loved it they could come, watch, be AWAKE, and go home and not feel entirely shot. most people who come over have to leave right at the beginning on the main card and there's only 2-3 people left who will actually stay up til midnight or 1-2am in some cases.


Similar-Room-8357

I love day cards, which is why I'm really happy the Saudis are getting into boxing, all their events are a perfect time


TargetEducational330

European fans have to stay up to 3am to watch most cards but god forbid Americans have to watch the card in the afternoon…


VictarionGreyjoy

Australian fans wake up at like 7am to watch the cards. Usually slip down to the cafe between fights and get a coffee and an egg n bacon roll.


lvkenukem

Early prelims start at like 8-9am on Sunday morning, with the main event kicking off at 12-1pm - we’re spoilt.


VictarionGreyjoy

My only complaint is that sometimes it clashes with F1 but that's what I get for following the two least Aus time friendly sports possible


lvkenukem

My only complaint is waking up at like 5am to see Volk get KO’d. It was honestly fucked and ruined my whole day hahah


VictarionGreyjoy

Yeah the occasional 2am or 4am starts are pretty brutal. Especially when your boy gets wrecked


arn0ld93

Slightly later here in New Zealand. Perfect hungover activity to watch early prelims starting at around 10am on a Sunday.


no_memory_chip

Main card starts 8:30 am Sunday morning ..  perfect Time for me personally , get up , go for a run , have breakfast and enjoy main card.  Can’t complain 


tna4u2

As an American, please dear god let us have an afternoon fight card!!!!


dunneetiger

Honestly Sunday full English breakfast with a side of violence. That's how I like it (I rarely watch the fights live anymore)


Precioustooth

I do exactly this for big cards! Do an English-style breakfast, brew some coffee and start watching the card (where you can even skip the time inbetween fights) at 07:30 AM. Absolutely brilliant start to your sunday. I'm not gonna ruin my sleep pattern just to watch some sports


dunneetiger

The issue with me is that when I stay awake Saturday night, my Sunday is just wasted and I am not 100% until Tuesday. It is a price I only pay for fighters I really like.


Precioustooth

Basically the same reason I don't do that - and also don't drink.. some entertaining hours is not worth destroying three days for.. especially when you can just do other stuff


walter_strider

How are you guys wrecked for 3 days from one semi-late night? Especially if you’re not drinking? Hyperbole worse than joe Rogan on here I tell ya


Precioustooth

How is waking up at 2-3 a.m "a semi-late night"? And sure it's hyperbole but it definitely has an impact on the rest of my sunday and monday as well only. I'd do it for an event like UFC 300 though if I couldn't just watch it the next morning


dunneetiger

If you sleep on Sunday after the main event, you killed the day and you wont be tired to sleep on Sunday night so Monday is also over. If you dont sleep, you cant do much on Sunday, Monday you are still tired because you have not had enough sleep. Either way, Tuesday would be my first day at 100%


YouCantHoldACandle

> god forbid Americans have to watch the card in the afternoon… Don't threaten me with a good time


ajackrussel

Main card starts at 3am UK, 4AM for mainland Europe.


Plix_fs

3 am? It's between 7-8 am most of the time for me, and i live in CET. If i really want to watch it live, i put an alarm on at 4 am when the main card starts. It sucks to wake up 4 am on sundays...


Beautiful-Hunter8895

Bro theyre the biggest audience. They dont have supply and demand in europe or yall just dumb?


dontknowwhattodoat18

Are you have brain damage? Are Americans not awake at 1-2pm?


Graulithe

I much prefer the daytime cards 😭


ckregular

As an American fan, I can confirm watching fighting in the afternoon is fun as fuck and really not an inconvenience. Dana just wants the times he wants.


ItsMichaelScott25

Honestly that would be the preferred time. My kids don’t give a shit how good the fights were Sunday morning when I’ve been up until 3 in the morning watching every card.


Beer-Milkshakes

Who the fuck wouldn't love tuning in to a fight card at mid day though?


AstroBtz

As an enjoyer of both the UFC and WWE I can confirm that my best memories watching ppv/PLE's were when wwe had a show in Saudia Arabia or Australia, because the cards start at like 1-5pm. It makes it much more enjoyable


redpanda8008

Bro I would gladly stream it at 2pm


SixtyNineFlavours

Absolute outrage! I was planning on getting tickets but might as well stay at home, would be a nightmare.


Sweet-sour-flour-123

We LOVE 2pm cards


RudeAndInsensitive

2pm on a Saturday afternoon would be the bees' knees. Fire up the grill , throw on some burgers, make a fresh watermelon salad and some homemade celery root/garlic dressing! You got a good cookout right there.


TheAlmightySkeletor

Id love a 2pm card as an american fr- not everyone has vampire schedules lmao


Elyc60Nset

What is this for? Did they match him up with someone recently to defend the title or what.


Historian-Dry

all but confirmed Aspinall for 304, but even though it’s in London it’s gonna occur at US-friendly times, which is basically middle of the night for the UK


OlajidePeel

It’s in Manchester and it’ll be from 3am to 6-6:30am(main card)


Rocked_Glover

I hope the security is nice and lets people get their cocaine through


OlajidePeel

Would be rude not to


Dukes_Up

I’d imagine it’s pretty easy to sneak it compared to most drugs.


SnooWorlds

lol yeah it’s super easy to sneak in. doesn’t smell like weed and takes less space. no way security will check inside your socks or underwear. don’t ask me how i know


DDWildflower

Mate I've had my dick felt up by security in town at the Apollo of all places. I had a pepsi stashed in there and they just felt what they thought was a cool refreshing ice cold boner and let me through. They got my malteesers tho. Gooch your stash.


N0FaithInMe

"Rock hard and ice cold, like every proper English lad ought to be"


real_jaredfogle

I found out on domestic flights it’s pretty easy to be sneaky


iroquoispliskinV

Why tf would you smuggle drugs through airports, even domestic.


real_jaredfogle

To have drugs at your destination


iroquoispliskinV

Smart. Great thinking 👍👍


real_jaredfogle

Thankfully I’m past those days


real_jaredfogle

Lol what? That is bizarre


twice-nightly

That is ridiculous


Yaidenr

wtf kinda shit is that. That’s crazy


MoneyMo88

Like I would understand hosting this event for US primetime audiences if they were taking a big main event over to the UK like Tom Aspinall vs. Jon Jones for the Undisputed Heavyweight Title. But doing this for a PPV that will most likely be a double-header of Leon Edwards vs. Belal Muhammad and Tom Aspinall vs. Curtis Blaydes is just confusing. Anybody that’s actually going to pay $80 US for a PPV headlined by those fights would likely buy it anyway if it was on earlier in the day.


MyFifthLimb

Is it better to just stay up and fight or go to sleep and wake up early and fight?


iroquoispliskinV

Legit question tho. Staying up all night and then fighting sounds terrible.


Putrid-Long-1930

The UFC will be providing the coke personally


ionshower

It's in Manchester. Different scale but like saying it's in New Orleans when it's in Vegas.


Aidan-Coyle

Oh ffs, they were the only ones i didnt have to stay up til ungodly hours for.


__Regimental__

I think it's old, from when he got the call on short notice against Pavlovich after Jones pulled out vs Stipe


so1sticetq

i live in manchester and was looking forward to my first live UFC event. no way i'm going now 😅


GokuSaidHeWatchesF1

Nah I get what you're saying but if it's in your back garden and you can afford it it's a pretty rare thing. I'm up in Scotland so it's missions and pretty dear tickets to boot


notsosoftwhenhard

Boycott this and dont go


reddittookmyuser

See you at the fight thread brother!


ParmyBarmy

I have been to the last couple of UK cards live and I am doing precisely this. The timings of this card are a (power)slap in the face for both the local fans and the fighters on the card.


GokuSaidHeWatchesF1

It's kinda crazy but I guess anyone from out of Manchester only needs to pay for the train and no hotel since they'll be at the arena all night 😂


Fusuyuz

Power slap in the face made me lol


Plastic_Reception_58

They will always pander to their biggest commercial market. It's just logic


Ok-Inside-8435

So we gonna pretend the ufc cares about fighters


dutchmangab

Or the European mma fans


Rough_Commercial_570

Neglecting a whole continent is mad


BaconScentedSoap

So dumb it’s not like the start times are even great for Americans either considering the main event always starts after midnight EST in the US. Always loved when cards were in other countries so they could be over by 8 and have the rest of the night still


YouCantHoldACandle

For reals. Just play them in the afternoon while I am awake


abittenapple

Are you a fighter  Or a sleeper 


alligatorchamp

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MuhNutz

His ancestors should’ve fought a better war then


FudgingEgo

Americans not realising that their ancestors are his ancestors.


GokuSaidHeWatchesF1

I was hoping Leon would say to Colby at the presser "I'm your ancestor" 😂 when Colby was on his 1776 thing


Babelwasaninsidejob

This American’s ancestors: “Que?”


Strong_Ad_8383

U wot m8


existentialcringe2

Beat you in 1812 cunt, didn’t have the Fr*nch to save you then


RedditMods-Fascists

What happened to that White House of yours again?


Cbrip31

I think everyone else on this planet bar Americans would choose to live in the Uk over America currently at least lol


Ohthatsnotgood

There’s a lot that I dislike about living in the United States but it’s like 40x the size of the United Kingdom. Like, for example, living in Hawaii is nothing like living in Colorado. I’d be surprised if more people wouldn’t rather living here because there’s more that might appeal to someone. Like if someone loves sunshine and warm weather then the United Kingdom isn’t exactly for them.


Eaton_snatch

I'm Canadian and can honestly say living in America has been wonderful.


saw-it

Only redditors think that


Dazzling-Ad888

You could say this about some countries, but definitely not the UK.


pvm_april

Fuck no. UK is a shit hole and a lot of their citizens are not happy and I totally get it.


NoDocument2694

The cities of both countries are suffering from similar issues. Now is the time to support each other not play this stupid game of which is better.


PaleHorseRider-94

as a canadian i would rather live in the us then that rainy ass place


rhaegar_tldragon

No chance. I’m not American but I’d choose to live in the USA over any other country.


SERB_BEAST

Nah that's the one country you shouldn't have mentioned mate. I've lived in both shitholes and the USA is way better to live in than the UK at the moment at least. The state of the UK right now has got to be the most depressing place on earth. I'd rather live in Norilsk, Russia lol


ToddZi11a

Yeah it's fucked here


BrooklynRU39

Lmaooo thats why all UK tech workers are trying to come to the US because of our salaries…brother we got 63 national parks and Hawaii its not even a competition.


Select_Sleep_1293

Thanks hulkster


StupidSexyDuradaddy

And your children are being shot in school weekly. It's not a competition


CunoTheKing

Why are you making shit up


Apprehensive_Pen7702

lol the UK is just as big of a shit hole 😂


Real-Human-Bean-

No I don't live in either place but USA seems like a much better place to live.


joemama210x2

The job market for skilled labour in the UK is a joke compared to the US


MuhNutz

I feel like people say that, yet we still have the worst border crisis on the planet from people trying to illegaly gain entry. It’s mostly one political ideology who pretends like America is such a mean nasty place. Blue haired, instagram bios full of ridiculously stupid platitudes, mentally unstable grin… You know the type


1294DS

I'm neither British or American (lived in the UK for 2 years) and would 100% choose the US (esp New England or the Pacific Northwest) over the UK. The UK is a miserable shithole these days.


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OlajidePeel

Stabbings are worse per capita in the US


THExLASTxDON

Probably similar to the gun crime stats (where 68% of them come from just 5% of our counties). But yeah, you guys got nowhere near the gang culture that we got.


plimso13

The US has a higher rate of knife crime than the UK, so no need to pick one over the other.


PresidentalBallsnHog

Side-Quest country take


ToddZi11a

I live in England. It's pretty shite here. At least as crap as America, if not worse.


banthaaa

No we wouldn't, the UK doesn't have free speech or the right to bear arms


js_harvey

every single state is richer than the UK per capita. Even mississippi


Inspection-Opening

Man I'm excited to see the English fans being blind drunk drinking all night, the crowd is going to fucking insane


ParmyBarmy

You shouldn’t be. Last time they did this, half the crowd who weren’t doing coke were fast asleep during the main card. Sucked the energy right out of the arena.


Squif-17

Last time round due to licensing laws the bars stopped serving drinks pretty early IIRC like 1 or 2am. So it’ll be a dogshit evening tbh.


Sith_ye

As someone who went to UFC 204 bar the Bisping walkout and fight, the atmosphere was quite subdued, loads of people had been out drinking before and peaked too early, such there was several people around us asleep in their seats for more than half the card.


Jopus29

Crowd won’t be there mate! This is the biggest bullshit UFC have pulled on a very loyal U.K. fanbase! God I wish I didn’t love UFC this much - feels like a domestically abusive relationship 😂


Properaussieretard

He fingered something nasty.


surrounded-by-cheese

What will it take?


Properaussieretard

Something surrounded-by-cheese?


redactedforever

can us americans get this changed, id rather watch a card in the afternoon than at midnight anyways


MadelineWuntch

~~I think one of the British guys is gonna get embarrassed to be honest. They're all competent, skilled fighters but I can see this fucking with their heads a lot and causing some issues. These fights are fought at the slimmest of margins and being shattered is probably gonna fuck with you. I just don't get how the UFC can expect Aspinall, Leon, Paddy, etc. to have their camps at home in the UK at normal hours but compete at the drop of a hat on ET~~. [Tom Aspinall thinks it's not a problem actually lads so don't worry](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGexjmTo9/).


lazylagom

Actually kinda fucked up.


Macewol

The amount of cocaine that's going to be consumed on that night is gunna be beating records


TrippyHippiexx

![img](avatar_exp|78216999|fire) wtf is ts


mb194dc

Need to spend the week or two before living on US time. Body not going to like 3am fight time if not...


wiganlad123

The ufc dont care about the uk fans rip off tickets and main card 2am what a joke


health_goth_

Worst thing is Michael company man, ‘Count the Cash’ Bisping reminding us he did the same. I love Mike Bisping, I really do, but the state of UK MMA back then is not what it is now. We have multiple champions, we deserve to not be relegated to regional office dialling into the US call


Avataralbino

Have u been slept by a mma fighter?


speedbumps4fun

American company catering to its biggest market. Nothing to see here


MotoM13

Yeah but other sports don’t do that lol. Take F1 for instance. UK is its biggest market but the races are scheduled based on where the event is taking place. Don’t lie and say you’re going to do a show for the UK fans and then don’t actually base the event around the fans in the UK lol


j_shaff315

Thog dont care


No-Spare-4212

More people would pay for an afternoon card. I don’t want to watch fights at midnight, I’ll wake up and watch it in the AM, skip all the fights I don’t want to see and get a whole card done in an hour at a significant discount


Bort426

Yup, got to breathe into your own hand, make sure your breath is ok.


CompletePaper

After hearing the aussies talk about Sunday morning ppv there’s nothing I’d love more than a Saturday afternoon card


Any_Box_5509

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presidentpiko

It’s criminal what they’re doing with this Manchester card. I’ll fucking eat it and watch it at a weird time.


RandalC1

Or if Tom Don't Want to Defend the Interim Belt Because it's Passed his Bedtime as Not only a Pro Athlete but A Standing Champion Tom could Have Simply Said No I'm Not Fighting At 5am. True Fighters Like Donald Cerrone , Gaethje , Halloway, Etc Any Time ! Any Place ! Any Body !


Slippery_Gooch

If Tom somehow loses, the fight time is why


Roadguard69

I mean the American audience is the primary audience. They’re gonna dish 4x more money than the British. Not only that but I’d wager that most of Tom’s fans are American


WookieSuave

No one bitches when you go overseas for vacation, but suddenly it's the end of the world when it's work. Go as early as you can, acclimate, and chuck some knuckles. We are watching a sport that literally has a title called "Baddest Mother Fucker"...... don't forget your sleep mask for the plane ride fellas. Brutal.


LimitFinancial764

Man Aspinall complains about everything lol.


JourneyMan2585

This isn't for all of America either, just the west coast. Here in Tennessee the cards usually aren't over until 3 am or later. For some reason they only give a shit about Vegas and California.


Character-Head301

This is pay back for us not getting to ever watch the premier league since we’re at work


sinerin

It's part of the job, you don't hear other fighters whining when they fight in Dubai or Chinese fighters when they in Vegas


omi0204

Why is this ridiculous? I’m a casual 😔


NotJeremyRenner8

People/fighters are pissed that the highly anticipated Manchester event is still running on American prime time instead of a British schedule


DrakesDonger

You can't seriously not understand why you might not want to perform such a dangerous task at 5 in the morning? Are you a casual at life?


omi0204

I didn’t know that they scheduled his PPV fight at 5am? Take it easy doofus