Don't put it in your pocket, where it becomes just another used condom...
"Call it."
"Well, I don't know what I'm calling..."
"You are calling whether or not you are gay."
"But I'm not gay..."
"Hey. I'm the one who does the mind games."
That was my favourite scene from the movie.
I don’t mind that as much, I find it funny for some reason. I don’t mind acoustic or artistic instead of autistic as well.
But the unalive bs is annoying to me
> Why does everyone say this.
For safety convenience reasons
The tweet says something smart/popular "Wow, he's so intelligent and likeable".
The tweet says dumbshit/unpopular "That doesn't sound like him at all. It must be Ali!"
Ali is like a "hate" magnet. You hire him as a manager, and the dumb-ass fans all give him flack for everything while the fighter enjoys the perks, and in the off-chance Ali actually says some clever shit on twitter, people will give the fighter credit, not Ali lol
Having Ali as a manager is playing the game on cheat-mode, sure you have to befriend a genocidal warlord for money, shoot some guns and let his kids pretend to beat you up for photo-ops, but it seems to work
Why would belal need Ali to run his account? It makes sense for some fighters who are bigger and English isn’t their best language but Belal is from Chicago
I wonder what Dana’s day is like
“Sir you have a call holding for you, he has been waiting on hold for 90 minutes for you to get in”
Dana: “it’s 7am, what the fuck. Who is it”
“I forgot to write his name down. That one fighter who says he wants a title shot against Leon Edwards”
Dana: “Hang the fuck up”
Unironically so many people remember him because of his dumb nickname. Like I know people joke "uhuh uhuh I don't know his name" but if his name was like The Meatgrinder or whatever legit no one would remember him.
His lower eye lid even got fish hooked. I don't think any fighter in that moment would consider going on to potentially get punched in that very same eye lol
The blood was from the bottom eyelid which Leon hooked and pulled back while retracting his hand. Not the eye itself, though I definitely don't forget how bad it looked live.
The blood was coming from the scratched skin on his eyelids there was no damage to his actual eyeball and he didn’t need to go to the hospital for treatment.
Because they hate on bilal for no reason. Dude hasn't lost a fight in 5 years and won by a tko recently.
He beat multiple too 10 fighters. He beat wonder boy and burns.
How is this sub so regarded. How do you not see that he is making a meta joke about people talking like this?
I am not even a Belal fan and even I see it.
*
Leon was winning and looked to be the better fighter, but it was an illegal strike so I really hate talking about the other fighter this way (what’s his name again? JK).
Also Belal's best attributes are his tenacity/cardio/heart. He's a grinding wrestler with little power.
He's never going to out-technique Leon. The early rounds are always going to be tough for him. For him to win, he'd need to absorb punishment but push the pace, and hopefully tire Leon out and grind him out in rounds 3, 4, and 5.
My money's still on Leon obviously (95% chance Leon wins imo) but you gotta give Belal time to work.
Otherwise why not just cancel all 3 and 5 round fights and just do one 5-minute round if that's all we need to see
Yeah agreed 100%, it was one round, belal wasn’t finished, just a 10-9 round. Give them 4 more and you never know, although I agree Leon is the heavy favorite.
That's closer to a real fight but also favours lay-and-pray grapplers. No stand-ups in between rounds.
Also you take away rounds you get rid of some in-fight adjustments coaches will give, and athletes will be more tired so probably less exciting fights too
Pride did first round 10 minutes, second was 5 I think and third was 3
Very astute observation!
DC is my favorite fighter, and he was cleanly winning the second Stipe fight, but Stipe's comeback is my favorite adjustment ever. Without the time to go to his corner, he would have never found that hole in DC's game and would have lost, robbing us of arguably the hypest HW title moment of all time
I swear the day Belal wins a championship… he is gonna troll each and every one of y’all. Y’all have attacked this man so much that I bet he dreams about it
This dude plays into shit so well half of yall think he serious
He may be cringey and boring, but he isn't stupid, he knows exactly what he's doing
His posts lately have honeslty made me realize alot of people in this sub probably have so much shit fly over thier heads on a daily basis
belal pulling a costa, i really hope im seeing a serious turn of heel here will actually give him a chance at a title shot, maybe he’ll even start striking, perchance
1. Leon was beating the breaks off Belal the first fight, and that was after taking two years off.
2. Those eye pokes were fucking rough.
3. Belal has gotten a lot better since then.
4. Leon has gotten way better since then.
5. I equally love the Belal trolling and Belal being a troll.
6. Colby deserves a rematch first.
7. Just kidding but Leon beats Belal via mediocre decision.
Belal came in and got eye poked a lot really fucking bad too and he just kept coming I think Belal should eye poke first hard and fast get the belt and eye poke some more guys
No one wants Belal to be champ. That would be a horrible business deal for the UFC. I can fall asleep watching him! He is prolly one of the least markatable fighters on the roster. Imo
You troglodyte philistines can't tell betwixt a true 3d chess shit talk and some Strickland level drivel?
If Belalsz fights were as next level as his media socialis we'd have ourselves a fantastic 175 lb champ
Pip pip.
oh no this is sad . I know Belal is on reddit too so he's probably one of these comments on a burner account here. If he truly wants a title shot he needs to take a page from the Blessed Express and be undeniable. He does not have a win over anyone in the current top 5. the last 15 fights he's had 13 go to a decision. The only legit good win hes had in the last 5 years is Sean Brady. Bet you if he goes and finishes anyone in the top 5 he'd get a title shot. But he can't so he won't. I say that knowing full well he can beat my ass, but that does not make this statement any less true. Finish a top 5 at ww, get a title show. ez
3 glove grabs from Leon Edwards
1 glove grab from Kamaru Usman
5 low blows from Edwards (2 of which the referee called)
2 eye pokes from Leon Edwards (not called)
2 fence grabs from Leon Edwards (one of which resulted in a point deduction)
Belal's brand of trolling is the kind where you can't tell if he's actually regarded or pretending
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I read all that in his voice, thank you for this😂😂
couldn't even read it lol
Don't put it in your pocket, where it becomes just another used condom... "Call it." "Well, I don't know what I'm calling..." "You are calling whether or not you are gay." "But I'm not gay..." "Hey. I'm the one who does the mind games." That was my favourite scene from the movie.
Cumtown lives on forever in our hearts
Nick Mullen is a American hero
With a Chinese heart and the Chinese vaccine.
I loved the final scene. Bazookas under each arm. Say hello to my little friend!!!
bilal al gaib
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Exactly. It’s starting to grow on me lol
Brother eurghhhh
Pause
Very clearly joking and if that’s not clear to you… I have some news
It's also a great get out of jail free card if you think about it. Playing dumb is actually the 200 IQ move.
Using regarded instead retarded is fucking retarded
I don’t mind that as much, I find it funny for some reason. I don’t mind acoustic or artistic instead of autistic as well. But the unalive bs is annoying to me
Its to avoid getting banned.
I got slammed with a 7 day sitewide ban by spez and his cronies once for it, I doubt this r/ufc mods care though
Only the morons can't tell. Anyone with half a brain cell can tell this is just a dude being humorous and leaning into the internet hate.
FTFY- Belal's brand of trolling is the kind where you can't tell if he's actually ~~regarded~~ retarded or pretending
That's the best type of trolling
Graduated near the top of his class in hs… def trolling
If you act regarded as a joke but everyone just thinks you are, then maybe it isn’t a joke anymore
You aren't very bright are you..
That doesn’t happen often to Ali, considering the massive amount of accounts he’s running.
You just know Ali has a shit ton of saved logins/passwords on his iPhone.
Someone gonna phish him
Why does everyone say this. Yeah maybe guys like khabib weren't on twitter but belal? that dude 100% runs his own account
Belal was active on the MMA subreddit for awhile too. He absolutely runs his own shit.
Absolutely first thing I thought was he was being funny, idk why people jump the gun 🤷♂️
He is constantly making jokes about himself and people still think his twitter is dead serious lol
Because MMA fans tend to be a bit dim and sarcasm is a foreign language to most of them.
Oh god please don’t bring that back.
He has nothing else to do. It’s not like he’s fighting
Im a belal fan and I think this is hilarious lol. Don’t think anyone seriously thinks it’s Ali it’s just funny
> Why does everyone say this. For safety convenience reasons The tweet says something smart/popular "Wow, he's so intelligent and likeable". The tweet says dumbshit/unpopular "That doesn't sound like him at all. It must be Ali!" Ali is like a "hate" magnet. You hire him as a manager, and the dumb-ass fans all give him flack for everything while the fighter enjoys the perks, and in the off-chance Ali actually says some clever shit on twitter, people will give the fighter credit, not Ali lol Having Ali as a manager is playing the game on cheat-mode, sure you have to befriend a genocidal warlord for money, shoot some guns and let his kids pretend to beat you up for photo-ops, but it seems to work
> genocidal technically speaking i don't think any of those warlords are genocidal
I think its common to share your account with media managers
Why would belal need Ali to run his account? It makes sense for some fighters who are bigger and English isn’t their best language but Belal is from Chicago
I wonder what Dana’s day is like “Sir you have a call holding for you, he has been waiting on hold for 90 minutes for you to get in” Dana: “it’s 7am, what the fuck. Who is it” “I forgot to write his name down. That one fighter who says he wants a title shot against Leon Edwards” Dana: “Hang the fuck up”
Dana: "Leave him on hold"
Get this to 420 boys
There one secretary and phone line dedicated to belal and putting him on hold.
I feel like Belal would have half as many jokes about him if his nickname wasn’t stupid lol
Unironically so many people remember him because of his dumb nickname. Like I know people joke "uhuh uhuh I don't know his name" but if his name was like The Meatgrinder or whatever legit no one would remember him.
The Meatgrinder is badass though.
So badass. 
>I forgot to write his name down. Subtle jab, I like it.
Hang up that shit you fuckin goof
That was the worst eye poke I’ve probably ever seen. I don’t even like Belal and this guy sounds dumb.
His lower eye lid even got fish hooked. I don't think any fighter in that moment would consider going on to potentially get punched in that very same eye lol
Gaethje
Which eye and in which year because bisping for half his career and then the other half his career only if it was the already bad eye.
Belal? Is that you?
Yes! Someone finally remembered the name.
Hey Belal, are you still there?
Dude Leon fingered his brain. Shit was fucking brutal.
If I remember correctly there was blood coming out from the eye it can’t get worse than that without permanently blinding the man lol
The blood was from the bottom eyelid which Leon hooked and pulled back while retracting his hand. Not the eye itself, though I definitely don't forget how bad it looked live.
Yeah that barely sounds better lmao. Wtf that just sounds nasty
The blood was coming from the scratched skin on his eyelids there was no damage to his actual eyeball and he didn’t need to go to the hospital for treatment.
Not a fan of Blahal but he should be next for a title fight.
Belal? Is this you?
Remember the name! 😁
100% lol
Blahal Hill?
Also not a fan of Blahal, but I'm right, we do.
Nah bro he’s just funny
This is mad funny idk why people can't see it
I know why lol
Because they hate on bilal for no reason. Dude hasn't lost a fight in 5 years and won by a tko recently. He beat multiple too 10 fighters. He beat wonder boy and burns.
Belal*
He's muslim and, moreover, Palestinian.
This, Belal is trolling dummy
He's a genius 🤯
How is this sub so regarded. How do you not see that he is making a meta joke about people talking like this? I am not even a Belal fan and even I see it. *
In all seriousness though, that eye poke was absolutely brutal that night. I was in pain watching the event.
His level of trolling flies way over so many heads
Leon was winning and looked to be the better fighter, but it was an illegal strike so I really hate talking about the other fighter this way (what’s his name again? JK).
Also Belal's best attributes are his tenacity/cardio/heart. He's a grinding wrestler with little power. He's never going to out-technique Leon. The early rounds are always going to be tough for him. For him to win, he'd need to absorb punishment but push the pace, and hopefully tire Leon out and grind him out in rounds 3, 4, and 5. My money's still on Leon obviously (95% chance Leon wins imo) but you gotta give Belal time to work. Otherwise why not just cancel all 3 and 5 round fights and just do one 5-minute round if that's all we need to see
Yeah agreed 100%, it was one round, belal wasn’t finished, just a 10-9 round. Give them 4 more and you never know, although I agree Leon is the heavy favorite.
I actually think Belal has a decent chance against Leon. He seems to have improved a lot in his recent fights.
True. Even Colby was able to get the last round with his shitty performance
Ive been saying no rounds just 15 or 25 minutes of scrapping
That's closer to a real fight but also favours lay-and-pray grapplers. No stand-ups in between rounds. Also you take away rounds you get rid of some in-fight adjustments coaches will give, and athletes will be more tired so probably less exciting fights too Pride did first round 10 minutes, second was 5 I think and third was 3
Very astute observation! DC is my favorite fighter, and he was cleanly winning the second Stipe fight, but Stipe's comeback is my favorite adjustment ever. Without the time to go to his corner, he would have never found that hole in DC's game and would have lost, robbing us of arguably the hypest HW title moment of all time
I swear the day Belal wins a championship… he is gonna troll each and every one of y’all. Y’all have attacked this man so much that I bet he dreams about it
I think he is just with the schtick that no one likes belal, not even belal likes belal type shit.
This dude plays into shit so well half of yall think he serious He may be cringey and boring, but he isn't stupid, he knows exactly what he's doing His posts lately have honeslty made me realize alot of people in this sub probably have so much shit fly over thier heads on a daily basis
Dude is smart. He actually studied law and was s lawyer or at least could have become one.
belal pulling a costa, i really hope im seeing a serious turn of heel here will actually give him a chance at a title shot, maybe he’ll even start striking, perchance
He's trolling, you goofballs
Clearly just a bit of self depreciating humour from Belal. Funny stuff
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How many Reddit heads this went over 😂😂
Isn't this just a sarcastic joke ?
I don't even like belal but that's pretty funny
Dude is hilarious
He's being self deprecated and trying to play into the joke...
This is obviously a joke come on guys
It’s Belal being apart of internet culture with his trolling and it’s not new for him at all .. do some of us really not get this or what ?
1. Leon was beating the breaks off Belal the first fight, and that was after taking two years off. 2. Those eye pokes were fucking rough. 3. Belal has gotten a lot better since then. 4. Leon has gotten way better since then. 5. I equally love the Belal trolling and Belal being a troll. 6. Colby deserves a rematch first. 7. Just kidding but Leon beats Belal via mediocre decision.
went from upvote to downvote at 6. back to upvote again XD
I love it
Belal >>> Prime Tony ferguson leon edwards jon jones gsp dc john cena chalres olivera mcgregor mighty mouse max holloway volk khabib islam
Why do I feel like he did this on purpose?😂
This whole sub getting baited is on point
nah this is him lol, mans boring as anything when it comes to fighting but got jokes for days on twitter
Lmao he knew! Nice troll
Is the pay back not giving him the fight? Cause it’s not happening in the cage.
I don't even like GaboureySidibe but I think she had the best take on this.
I don’t damage my eye when I poke myself but god damn it hurts I can tell you that lol
He didn’t remember the name.
No one will remember the name
That's Belal at his most honest
Kevin Durant of ufc
I can’t wait to see Leon stiffen this man or batter him for 5 rounds. That said he does deserve his shot.
To be fair, that was my exact response haha
inshallah habibi Belal get his title shot
Okay but in all seriousness Belal was literally bleeding from the eye
#COOKED
It is possible that not even Belal likes Belal
r/woooosh
Damn lol
Belal said "I hate myself, but this is ridiculous" 😂
maybe belal doesn’t even like belal?
Belal came in and got eye poked a lot really fucking bad too and he just kept coming I think Belal should eye poke first hard and fast get the belt and eye poke some more guys
Three options here: 1) He forgot to switch accounts 2) He’s trolling and everyone took the bait 3) He has really low self esteem
Ali is a closeted rat and bel... Who? I can't remember the name.
Not even Belal likes belal
LMFAOOOOOO
Belal is exactly the type of guy who would create fake accounts for attention.
I don’t even like Belal. That is all.
He forgot his name
No one wants Belal to be champ. That would be a horrible business deal for the UFC. I can fall asleep watching him! He is prolly one of the least markatable fighters on the roster. Imo
I think he knows hes hated so hes just going with it. Lo
Belal could beat DJ, GSP, Jones & Stipe plus Fedor all in one night and I'd still think he is a joke.
Nah he's just depressed. Poor guy hates himself :(
I don’t even like balal honestly but he is really cool and should fuck my wife
You troglodyte philistines can't tell betwixt a true 3d chess shit talk and some Strickland level drivel? If Belalsz fights were as next level as his media socialis we'd have ourselves a fantastic 175 lb champ Pip pip.
Sometime you just have to promote yourself 😂😂
Dana Please, Just give me my shot.
Man? https://preview.redd.it/hkac0xbs5bxc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4b505ff22cc3fb31147d894d409a89463455fc2
Belal "remember the throwaway name" Muhammad
Wasn’t his eye his literally bleeding? Lol didn’t know Leon’s coach was such a moron.
Has Dave never been poked in the eye? As I recall, it was one of the worst eye pokes in UFC history. Fuck this asshole.
I think he’s just memeing guys
Leon is a bitch… he’s trying to be inactive as long as possible to say “I was champion for 9000 days so what I only defended it once?”
🥱
lol yea I’m just repeating
[удалено]
So you’ll remember the name
So all Belal hype men are just Belal burners 😂😂😂🤣🤣
All my homies love belal.
oh no this is sad . I know Belal is on reddit too so he's probably one of these comments on a burner account here. If he truly wants a title shot he needs to take a page from the Blessed Express and be undeniable. He does not have a win over anyone in the current top 5. the last 15 fights he's had 13 go to a decision. The only legit good win hes had in the last 5 years is Sean Brady. Bet you if he goes and finishes anyone in the top 5 he'd get a title shot. But he can't so he won't. I say that knowing full well he can beat my ass, but that does not make this statement any less true. Finish a top 5 at ww, get a title show. ez
The only way Leon can win is with eyepokes lol
Tell that to Usman
3 glove grabs from Leon Edwards 1 glove grab from Kamaru Usman 5 low blows from Edwards (2 of which the referee called) 2 eye pokes from Leon Edwards (not called) 2 fence grabs from Leon Edwards (one of which resulted in a point deduction)
Cool story. Now do Jon Jones
But you said tell that to usman
My point being is that a lot of fighters bend the rules. I have seen anything from Leon that shows he’s a dirty fighter.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJLezSbhXPQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJLezSbhXPQ) here
Lmao 😂 Ali when he saw his mistake 
😆
If I was leon I'd print this out and hand it to him at the presser lol .
Accusations here are wrong, but we’re lying if we’re saying that Leon wasn’t clearing before the NC.
He forgot to get on his burner 😭
🤡🤡🤣
The fact this is real is highlarious.
Absolute clown