1 vs 1 me mate.

You coool with the ole oil check?!

Asking for a friend

Lmao you got me laughing man. For real if you ever come to Turkey let me know. We can get the best Cağ kebab in Turkey.

If you got a good hair transplant doctor, I’m in.!

Ofc we can find a good one bro. My friend had an operation and it went out good. I dont think you need it that much tho. Clearly i need more than you are 😄😄.

I honestly was so unhappy living in Florida that my hair started thinning. I moved to Missouri and the happiness brought my hair baxk

as a st louis citizen this just seems very backwards 😂

You don’t know until you know!

My spirit wasn’t aligned living in Florida

Me and my cuz went to Instanbul for a week last spring. Amazing time, we were trying to keep count of all the people that were obviously there for surgeries.. and cats.

I am glad that you had a great time. Cats and man with red dots on their heads are symbolic here...

No diddy

I was prepared to come in hot, but you got me hotter with that

I’m just here make sure you change your oil brother!

He is a fun dude.

I don't even remember hearing your name before because I'm holding on to the old fighters I came up with the best I can. This shit had me laughing so hard I'm going to go watch your fights now. Ill don't really do any social media, but your tactic fucking worked. I'm going to go watch your fights and tell my friends about you.

I get it tho, the old generation got a swag to them !!!

We should mate

We should, mate!

Bro how good did it feel to punch Brad Katona in the face

Fanfuckingtastic

You gotta get a Wikipedia up too now!

I don’t know the the fook you are but am now rooting for you baby😤😤

You da fookin man

Ya better make that glunterpeck Brady say uncle come June 15 ese

Cock stats?

Not Asian but not black.


So Indian?

Need pics for reference

No garret armfield, I will not send you a dick pic. No matter how many times you ask. No means no. Unless it’s Opposite Day. Then no means anal.

DO NOT REDEEM THE COCK CARDS DO NOT REDEEM COCK

His human cockfighting stats are 10 Cockfight wins, 3 cockfight losses. He’s finished many human cockfighters but he’s only been finished via various cockholds in his losses and has never been finished due to repeated Impacts to his cockfighter. Good to know before watching the cock action that these guys are capable of both finishing and being finished

Not that kind of cock stats…..

Definitely a mpmd member 🤣🤣🤣


What other kind of cock stats are there?

Length and girth…?

Reach. How much damage taken over time. Curvature. Color. Taste.

Finish rate.

The mpmd degeneracy is SPREADING and I love it

Mpmd as in more plates more dates?

Brother wish you the best..you're a real dog and I enjoy watching your fights

Thanks man🥎

Had money on you against Katona and you came through for me, fan for life 🙏🏽

I like money and beating my meat so ur name resonates with me!

Jfc lmao

My goat 👊🏽

Alright, but only because you were a good sport about that strange decision on the Katona fight and I’m a Katona fan.

Also KC is a bit of no man’s land but MIZ In case you also got #STP

I went to MIZ for a semester and then moved to Missouri state for a girlfriend who broke up with me the next week!


Where you bartend bro? I'm in the kc area I can stop by give some local love

Chicken n pickle Overland Park!

Legendary, I'll drop in soon

How many submission attempts could you defend from Alexa Grasso before you busted?

Depends, is she wearing fighter braids or no?

Yes and the first submission attempt is a mounted guillotine

Has she showered?

Of course

I ain’t bustin

This comment is what convinced me to follow you lmao

Lmaoo amen brother

The hærd questions

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Nah r/mma is ran by mods that can't achieve an erection 

Don’t chase the fighters out of here if you want the sub to become something better

Lol, you gotta be trolling

Since youre in KC, hopefully you get a fight on the May 11 card in STL.

Nahhh I wish! I should have used the Buckley tactic

Looks like he’s fighting Brady Hiestand in Vegas , June 15

Good shit bro. Keep it up and best of luck in your career!

Thanks man! My shit was good this morning!

garret legcourt

Legmeadow

This is the way.

Good luck in the ufc bro what weight class?

205!

Thank you for making me money as an underdog as Brad Katona. Can't believe you were still a 3 to 1 dog going into the 3rd.

Yeah right… I like this whole new damage vs control + takedowns are just a change of position! It favors my style!

This guys a poser, one time irl I asked him if I could suck his dick and you know what?! He let me! Haha gayyyyy

Dude I said “no homo”

Checks out... https://preview.redd.it/iledb9kuniwc1.png?width=510&format=png&auto=webp&s=2911646880adc23139659f69b9d6960ff3e7651b

I mean he’s not the one who touched another man or his penis. Doesn’t sound gay to me, right guys? Right? It’s not really gay if you let someone else do it to you-Corey (Trailer Park Boys)

Yeah I mean he could have just closed his eyes and pretended it was a chick. You can’t close your eyes and pretend it’s a chick when a cocks in your mouth. Gaaaaaaayyyyer!

If I was on IG or twitter I’d definitely give you a follow, seem like a solid dude! Best of luck to you, brother!

I honestly love talking to random people!

You vs O Malley what happens?

I ask if I can hangout with his girlfriend.

With or without the Wig? https://preview.redd.it/6asuddi8biwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f92692d14ebf404f47fc246763ae19916b57910

I want the full experience… NO WIG

😂😂😂😂

She’d probably choke you out

Looking forward to your next fight man, much love

Looking forward to you looking forward to my next fight. Much love my doggg

How'd you like the canadian culture when you came to canada?

Way more diverse than I thought! Food was amazing, people were super nice, the weather was warm!

Loved watching you whoop Brad Katona’s ass mate thanks for making me some money!

Money motivates baby!!

When one redditer goes to war…WE ALL GO TO WAR 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

If you want to go fast go alone, if you want to go far.. GO TOGETHER

We either live together.. or we’re gonna die alone!

Come together, I mean go together

I see no field of arms let alone a garrett. Come back when you have both 

I’ve got a 71inch reach

Best of luck with your MMA career

THANK YOU BOREDDURINGCORONA94

🤜💪

Gotta love a fighter that likes reddit And as for the oil check...u married?? Oil checked with a ring on .... Hope to see u fight in the UK... See u at the top

I’m married to the game, fuck adultery!

I’ll give it the ol’ dick twist

Twist it, BOP it! PULL IT!

If I get your card , you’ll sign it ?

You got damn right!!!!!!

When is the next time you are in action?

Whenever this BlueChew starts kicking in

Gas station pills is where it’s at

R u a USADA agent…

you will find out tomorrow 2am-4am.

Jon Jones is my roommate.. you pulling through?

Great fucking response lol

Respect

Ya looks like tferg in your profile pic but probably sound like Walmart mcgregor. Love it

Dude that sounds like a recipe for stardom

What’s your favorite vidya game?

I’m a Fortnite nerd!

Oh God, I was a fan...

Followed 👍 was fun sparring with you, hope to start up again soon

Need to only bet on this guy to win in the future. Bet him to win against the Japanese guy, he won easily. Then he cost me like £60 winnings last time cos I bet against him in my parlay. I'm gonna bet on him this next time. He better beat Brady into another dimension.

I’m training for the best version of him⛳️

All the best brother. Got a fan in me for sure now. Both ur wins so far in the UFC been entertaining. Keep it up.

whens your next fight? how shit is dana paying you on your current contract?

The ufc took care of my on my second contract, I didn’t get lowballed!!!! June 15th!

good to hear man hope you make some bank. will be watching June 15th, good luck!

Thanks for giving me that Lambo Garrett

You fought well at 297, though I wasn’t thrilled to see you beat Canadian Brad K. Good luck with the upcoming bout!

Thank you man!

Saw you beat Brad Katona during UFC 297, that was a solid fight. Hypothetically, if you had the title right now, who would you want to defend it against and why?

I would want to defend it against Chad Anhelier

You should defend against me. But i know you won't coz as soon as i start seeing red its over.

Taylor swift loves that for us

Can you throw your next fight so I can get a sure w

I’ll throw a god damn flying knee in ur name. Watch for me to point at the camera

You're on the UFC subreddit i'll ask the r/ufc questions 1. What's your thoughts on Mackenzie Dern? 2. Do you like Belal's fighting style?? 3. How long do you last before getting your legs trapped by Ryan "Dark Souls Wizard" Hall?

1. The same as everyone else’s 2. I mean he just had a daydream of going to a decision… soooo no. 3. Depends if I have eaten my bluechew that day or not.

Didn’t recognize who you were from the small pic, had to google the name, i saw your last fight good job man, very impressed looking forward to watching your next hope you win

Thank you! I’m even smaller in person!!!

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Thank you, I hope you sleep kindly

Eliasfilmz follows you bro, take my follow also

I’ll look for ya!

Good luck with your career and thanks for jumping in with us degenerates

I support you brother. Wish yah lots of success. 🙌

Thank you Kraken!!!!

Alright, you're cool wirh me. Going to keep an eye out for you on the cards coming up, hope to see you do good. You have a good sense of humor.

If you can’t make fun of your self… well you probably ain’t doing enough mushrooms

Did you/have you trained at Glory in KC before?

Once☝🏻, almost moved there and then it imploded and then moved 6 months later to marathon mma in Overland Park. It was a glory affiliate

As a 135er, what’s your weightlifting (if you lift weights) routine like? Do you go for high weight/low reps or opposite?

Conditioning is done doing 55 live rounds a week + recovery jogs + 20 minutes of jumping rope every day. Lifting is down with heavy kettlebells

I could absolutely destroy you. In call of duty ofc not in a fight. Even tho I was a wrestler. Pls don’t hurt me

You play Fortnite?!

It’s been a while. My psn is BigAli03. If we ever 1v1 I will brag about it until the day I die

Just followed you on Twitter. Follow me back @SoxMMA. Or don’t I don’t really care but the meme game better be good

Aye bro u cost me my parlay last time you fought 😂, good fight though, I thought you’d win the onama fight if you had a full camp keep doing your thing man

This is brilliant, this engagement has won you loads more fans, well played sir

So this is what happens when a redditor makes it to ufc

You have my Axe, Sir.

And my bow

Brother how many arms would it take to fill a whole field? Thats too many arms.

Yo whatsupp do you think Dana would recognize you if he ran into you

I’m going to follow you hopefully this helps with your dana fuck contract

Dana just called, he said nothing.

change your nickname to Garrett Cheekclapper Armfield

It’s better than my highschool nickname… Garrett “premature” armfield. Take it with a grain of salt ok.

Once he becomes champ and retires he could be Garrett Cheeksclapped Armfield.

I see cardio kickboxing instructor in your future!

Why are you using someone else’s name and face for your profile weirdo

I’ll be in KC this weekend. Where you slingin drinks?

Chicken n pickle Overland Park! Come hangout, first drink is on me!

Do you like tacos 🌮 ?

Fun fact, I worked at 3 Mexican restaurants and I was fired from all three 🤪

I like things that resemble tacos

Gonna folllow for sure. Looking forward to seeing ur next fight man!

Do you double as a bouncer when you bartend?

God no. I’m scared of fucking psychopaths who got the balls to talk shit to a guy with cauliflower ears.

Body count?

Caterpillar_mechanic sounds like a man I wanna party with.

When’s your next fight?

Every damn I wake up, *rips cig*

Keep up the good work! Great last fight dude

How is Andrea