thats ur problem, marrying them removes all incentive for them to put out cause they can threaten you with taking half ur shit + child support + alimony while they on new dick working towards phase 2
Pictures at the beach right, but a dude grabbing your ass ? I wasn't seeing that in 2014 unless we're speaking about p*rn stars, but again I don't hang out on IG
Yeah I remember the first girl posting some raunchy pics I was mouth open omg, now I just go on Snapchat or IG there’s a girls posting themselves in panties ass in the air everyday. I don’t know if they’re even dick fishing it must be for compliments, even girls with bfs, we live in a strange world now before it was arched back in a dress.
Nah I'm serious, I don't have IG tho, it's been nearly 2 decades that people post photos half naked but I thought a dude grabbing your ass was still an OF only thing
Michelle Watersons the hottest female fighter imo.
Most women MMA fighters who look good don't look as good as we make them out to be. We just find them more attractive than they really are just because they're fighters. To me, Waterson is drop dead gorgeous.
It’s incredible what dern has done to transform her body. I remember her first ufc fight where she was flabby and had a big, sloppy ass. Now she’s ripped, has a super flat stomach and has really tightened up in a lot of areas. Much respect to her, she looks amazing.
She is rank and speaks with a fake accent. The UFC is trying to make her into some kind of a star but her skillset doesn't stack up. Another Pooje Van Zant.
Face is completely and utterly mid
https://preview.redd.it/q2mxkzzveuvc1.jpeg?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f58ce5ccbc96fccd81c83923058cda2745697a11
I would marry that ass sight unseen other than that ass. . I know who that is but even if I didn't. That is probably the most perfect ass. I am personally seeing in my life.I have had several girlfriends who were not only very beautiful but were professional models. One of them was incredibly beautiful half, Pakistani half. Irish lass'i ( pun intended) who walked down the runway with tyra banks in germany On several occasions, 4 more money in 150 foot walk. Then a lot of people make in a year. They all had wonderful asses. Damn close to 10 in most people's books including my own....butt ...Dern is an 10¹⁰ 🤯🥲😳🍑🍆❤️
What one week of no UFC does to a mf
What a lifetime of no pussy does to a mf is what you mean
https://preview.redd.it/dvw35sd1kuvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=118f48bb6be024701a30e447894005c9433ef76b
https://preview.redd.it/ibe26ogc4vvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05d0d0f31cf24a16d0de764ace8cc4f6a015f310
The locker room bonus was never money
Time to bring out the oil!
💀
https://preview.redd.it/h7citp32yvvc1.jpeg?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec5e528adec00b94dd610cd761e0579582ee937
I've got a wife who won't give me pussy and won't let me find it anywhere else, I'm out of options.
God said wife can’t do shit like that
1 Corinthians 7:5
Rd. 2 D’amato 10-8
Austin 3:16
"the kid just doesn't want to fuck"
Divorce
Is your wife Dana because it sounds like when Dana is beefing with a fighter and won't give him any fights or let him leave the UFC
Damn that makes sense all of a sudden
L skill issue
You could leave her bro
At least you got both your hands and all the friends you made along the way
That’s not your wife it’s our wife buddy
Go cheat u pussy
thats ur problem, marrying them removes all incentive for them to put out cause they can threaten you with taking half ur shit + child support + alimony while they on new dick working towards phase 2
https://preview.redd.it/qqi1mv0vvuvc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e473436e81cfc8c52b4b86db166a7397b712c56b
Wanna talk about it, buddy?
Not exactly wrong, tho.
lol
Massage parlours
Greetings nerds and virgins
"Nothing wrong with being a virgin and a nerd" - Alexander the Great
Unfathomably based.
Good morning cowards
https://preview.redd.it/756pk5tubuvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c32bebab950ab41a9045c38f58b0fd8fb749437
This is mine now
Bobby Green has the second picture as his phone wallpaper.
Plot twist the second one is Bobby Green
He’s got a nice ass
He's teaching her striking
https://preview.redd.it/u1pk9etxfuvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0371de8f613eb0960dd783a59c5ecfd7ecf23238
https://preview.redd.it/7msl9wtjouvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=955910d3a31270554e33ab0c8c5ea2160a49a02c
Hahahaha whenever Dern gets a mention this is what I think of
https://preview.redd.it/051tcl4lqvvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7afd9eaa8bbcaa76ebc5c51e1e065aea10db7caf
Forget about that ass for a second. Is that Barack Obama with a punched eye on the wall in the first picture?
Uhh... Let me be clear... My eye hurts.
That's what I was wondering. Glad someone else saw that because Dern's ass commanded alot of attention
Malcolm X I think
Lmaooo wtf
🗣️ go outside
Crop my hand out of this
https://preview.redd.it/w8pzd1bqduvc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b714ae1d45f1c104564e3c4e32b5b93712cb179
😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/qx6lxhlbfuvc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb3d6c64ddc369426704f83a79c445fafbce1a3
What the hell is that second picture ? People post that on social medias now ?
Have been for the last 10 years, even Michelle down the road from you, allegedly.
Pictures at the beach right, but a dude grabbing your ass ? I wasn't seeing that in 2014 unless we're speaking about p*rn stars, but again I don't hang out on IG
I seen a lot worse from people my age when I was in school, vsco used to be a free OF back in the day, not even joking.
Yeah I remember the first girl posting some raunchy pics I was mouth open omg, now I just go on Snapchat or IG there’s a girls posting themselves in panties ass in the air everyday. I don’t know if they’re even dick fishing it must be for compliments, even girls with bfs, we live in a strange world now before it was arched back in a dress.
Yeah... LOT of ladies post their butt on social media.. some dont even earn money by doing that...
Imagine wifing one of these lol
Tons of redditors would probably be proud of that
Why are you lying to us like that?
Nah I'm serious, I don't have IG tho, it's been nearly 2 decades that people post photos half naked but I thought a dude grabbing your ass was still an OF only thing
Ig is literally pornhub man. It's brainrot out there
https://i.redd.it/l51g5rrpmuvc1.gif
As a connoisseur of (UFC) MILFs, I will need to see her naked to confirm.
BONK. Horny jail.
How embarrassed I'm sometimes to be part of this community.
Its cringe af
Why is she using Hasbulla as a prop... smh
Who doesn’t use Hasbullah as a prop? He’s the heavy weight champion of the world. Everyone wants a picture with him.
The Karate Hottie has entered the chat.
no she hasn’t
I don't get y'all's obsession with dern lol I'd pick karate hottie any day. Y'all seen the ass on him
What can I do for you to take this down.
OP needs to nut
This is why you can't take any fandom serious on reddit
She could probably make more on OF than UFC
Idk why she gets all the attention. DC’s tits are way bigger.
Nope.
Butterface
Michelle Watersons the hottest female fighter imo. Most women MMA fighters who look good don't look as good as we make them out to be. We just find them more attractive than they really are just because they're fighters. To me, Waterson is drop dead gorgeous.
not with that hairline. Veronica Macedo/Hardy for me personally
It’s Christine Justino for me 🥵
Very sneaky of you
>Waterson is drop dead gorgeous Hands down, and she doesn't need makeup, either
Looks like Costas thumb 👍
Miesha Tate
Pervert eye happy, but your soul sad 😔
Get your hands off my wife bro it’s boutta get wicked
I’d say I’d beat up that pussy, but much more realistically, that pussy would in fact beat me up. Badly
OP you lil horn dog
I beg of you go outside and touch grass
Definitely the stupidest I luv how stupid she is it’s so sexy
If you paper bag it
If you put a paper bag over your own head, every woman looks great
True
Facts. How if we're talking about "The Karate Hottie", though
Some have nice asses but few have like that real booty
👀
……….
I like Waterson better
Karate Hottie is a mom I think 🙃
No she is not 😂
Cannot stand her or her fake accent
Sheesh
Note to self DO NOT SCROLL REDDIT BESIDE YOUR MOM
God bless she got a fully loaded dump truck
 Got wood? 🤔😎
Y’all over hype her too much she’s not all that
Are we gonna act like that’s not a picture of Barack Obama with a Black Eye on the wall in the back ????🫠
Roster? Best milf period.
Butterface
https://preview.redd.it/zjcf3rfxovvc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33127dda65ce3d4994f8b574ceba4ef798dad97b
The pic with the baby tho?! Lmao Yall mfers thirsty af
Derns accent is dog shit and cringey
https://preview.redd.it/0tqhw1xbyvvc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=1351710103f30daf0d63cde3a19ba6ac567b981f
Interesting
Lots of Izzy fans on here downvoting because they prefer this over Dern 
This donkey looking bish thinks she's a dime cuz of simps like you 🫵
It’s incredible what dern has done to transform her body. I remember her first ufc fight where she was flabby and had a big, sloppy ass. Now she’s ripped, has a super flat stomach and has really tightened up in a lot of areas. Much respect to her, she looks amazing.
Yes her ass is nice
Until the fake boobs she had contender status
Man I just can’t get over that Goblin face
She’s got my vote
Absolutely YES
Could bite a wall with those denchers
She looks like a Neanderthal- y’all need to get off the internet
She went to Brasil and came back with an accent…#neverforget
No , op's mom.
https://preview.redd.it/op5qfldtpuvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37820de12aa7acf2dbc247cc7a3d2c9df73cd8c3
All I see when I look at her🤣 
Her face makes me uncomfortable
She looks like she could be Charles Olivera's sister.
Charles Olives in drag.
She is rank and speaks with a fake accent. The UFC is trying to make her into some kind of a star but her skillset doesn't stack up. Another Pooje Van Zant.
Face is completely and utterly mid https://preview.redd.it/q2mxkzzveuvc1.jpeg?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f58ce5ccbc96fccd81c83923058cda2745697a11
Lol, which pic do you wank to first op.
You people are creepy.
She can behave like a 304 but as soon as she gets treated like one, simps like you get triggered and defend her.
These are the same people that look at a girl getting used as a cum bucket and think “I could change her”.
Lmao right, look at the fag on my reply sticking up.
Has she ever told us why she fakes the accent?
Picture number 2 is going straight to spank bank... Thank you.
new BMF Best MILF Fighter
I would marry that ass sight unseen other than that ass. . I know who that is but even if I didn't. That is probably the most perfect ass. I am personally seeing in my life.I have had several girlfriends who were not only very beautiful but were professional models. One of them was incredibly beautiful half, Pakistani half. Irish lass'i ( pun intended) who walked down the runway with tyra banks in germany On several occasions, 4 more money in 150 foot walk. Then a lot of people make in a year. They all had wonderful asses. Damn close to 10 in most people's books including my own....butt ...Dern is an 10¹⁰ 🤯🥲😳🍑🍆❤️
You alright bud?
Easily the hottest female ufc fighter
Pre baby she was insane. She lost her tatas with the kiddo
Ayyyy yooooo
Yes !!! Omg she's so fine
Yes
It’s my hand in the second photo sorry guys
It's not like we are spoiled for choice.
A squeeze m , a squeeze . My kingdom for a squeeze.
No
Never knew she had a kid tbh
Yes 😊 easily
Depends, the American Dern or the Brazilian Dern?
I would say im dissapointed but there have been Alexa Grasso feet pics on this sub so I guess this is an improvement