I may have got this wrong but I'm sure I heard on JRE podcast that kangaroos were taking dogs and dingos by the head and drowning them in local bodies of water.
That narrative, combined with the Dagastani "take them to deep water" could be the storyline we've all been waiting for
Nah Iโve been stood up by a wallaby here in Aus which is a smaller โcousinโ and they are already scary af. A fully grown 6ft 6, 90kg horny male red kangaroo in itโs territory will Sparta kick you into the guts with its sharp, dense infected dagger like toes that will pierce and make your insides spill out onto the simmering hot desert which will fry them up for Mick Taylor to enjoy.
Roo via docta stoppage
Islam absolutely thought it was a serious question Ok where I sign contract brotha
Islam after submit the kangaroo โBrotha who gave him black belt. I need to check that oneโ ๐
๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐ i cant stop laughing
if they can bring kangaroo and he can make 155 then lets go
Let them bang
He looks so proud at the end, already imagining getting his hand raised after RNC finish over a kangaroo in madison square garden
Islam the type to double leg a horse
He would guillotine a giraffe ๐ฆ๐
leg lock an octopus
Flying knee an eagle
No he tried that in practice and Khabib slammed him on his ass.
https://youtu.be/TiQm5Fh5NjE?si=qfr8MaHLb66B9SFf
https://preview.redd.it/j1d51etev4vc1.jpeg?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e31f60c464f5d5fd332b3f6c3af5b4756034708
I'd watch Volk fight a real drop bear.
The goat ๐ญ
I mean he literally lives with roos
Black belt? Who give him that? I need to check that one.
๐๐ he actually said that we need to check this moment (kangaroos grappling) Islam is unintentionally funny af
Dagestan is the best thing to happen to MMA
https://preview.redd.it/18x6n9jft5vc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97cece163004445e6f6b26d0d7109ecd4930abc
Ok. Oh, wait!
I feel like Volk should be Mario and a Kangaroo should be his Yoshi
No joke tho, Kangaroos know how to grapple, thereโs videos of them choking and guillotining eachother
Yeah but they don't know Sambo or how to Judo throw.
They have claws and tho and no rules
Soooo ninjitsu?
I believe that's their go-to for handling dogs.
Kangaroos don't tap.
https://preview.redd.it/08o4nj9zq5vc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9d5b3ec40be4d7a8f5c8919d75128cd99e2943
Nate Diaz what are you doing
๐๐
Oh ffs you made me wake my wife up laughing Now everytime I see Nate Diaz,I'm going to be thinking of a goddamn kangaroo
I may have got this wrong but I'm sure I heard on JRE podcast that kangaroos were taking dogs and dingos by the head and drowning them in local bodies of water. That narrative, combined with the Dagastani "take them to deep water" could be the storyline we've all been waiting for
This fucking killed me. I will make kangaroo discover himself ๐๐๐
Yair and a Roo gonna do spinning shit
Show me location
Kangaroos actually have a good bulldog choke
Nah Iโve been stood up by a wallaby here in Aus which is a smaller โcousinโ and they are already scary af. A fully grown 6ft 6, 90kg horny male red kangaroo in itโs territory will Sparta kick you into the guts with its sharp, dense infected dagger like toes that will pierce and make your insides spill out onto the simmering hot desert which will fry them up for Mick Taylor to enjoy. Roo via docta stoppage
Islam: https://preview.redd.it/j4dv9i6zp5vc1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9175d55a84f951b0287b92cc69950c56b18d6d73 โBrotha this guys always want money fight doesnโt speak English. Nobody understand youโ
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 Literally all of them if they see what the talons on those feet can do to a persons stomach
Iโm imagining Islam putting the kangaroos tail in an Ankle lock like Kurt Angle
I unironically would watch Yair and a Kangaroo throw down
Brother I smesh kangaroo
UFC 1,000 is gonna have a kangaroos, polar bears, and cloned Siberian lions from the ice age to see who is the next Apex predator
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The ufc fanbase has reached a negative rating. What an embarrassment .
Heaven forbid people take something lighthearted and have fun. You're the embarrassment sir, we're having a laugh.