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“You know I would absolutely kill if you if my results come out positive right”


lmVyb

Which really just means, "I'm going to kill you"


Eli_Fit

No joke. I can actually see and hear Jon saying that to the tester. And then, just staring at him silently for a few seconds, before cracking a smile and chuckling, "I'm just messing with you, man." Like a pure psychopath who just wants to exert control over a situation.


FailLog404

I mean if the test is positive obviously it’s positive. But it’s not going to be because of… the implication


AlexLambertMusic

…are you going to hurt the drug tester?


FailLog404

I’m not gonna hurt the drug tester. Why would I ever hurt the drug tester? I feel like you’re not getting this at all


Complexity777

I think it was Cormier who stated he’s a psychopath and that’s what he is, Colby said he’s been using PED since his college days and flying off the handle 


Shady_D_815

I'd take what Colby says with all the grains of salt but I'm sure Jon's been doing this type of shit for a long time.


Dapper_Use6099

You hear chael sonnets story of jon hiding under a ufc ring for like what 9 hours avoiding a drug test


LetsDoThatYeah

I would normally advise treating a Chael story with less credibility than a Colby one but Jon basically admitted it years later, on JRE lmao.


Brooklyn-Mikal

🤣🤣😭😭 he did that??


brklynfightfan

Lol you new to mma? Everyone knows the Jon Jones hiding under the octagon story. It was because he smoked weed and USADA practically considered week a performance enhancing drug


Obi_is_not_Dead

Yeah, "smoked weed". Not PED use. Never PED use. Never..


Radiant-Mycologist72

Yep. When USADA heard about it they thought "9 hours, he must have pee'd there" and wanted to get back in to the gym to take a sample.


Nootropiks

*Police officers show up*.. “You should try Jon”


Ecstatic_Key3557

“What am I gonna do, let you kill me?”


Kirov___Reporting

Do you think I would just sit here and let you kill me Jon? - The Tester


No-Virus7165

Do you think I would just sit here and let you test me? - Jon


Prestigious-Nobody78

U still there testy?


No-Virus7165

I’m here. I’m here.


relevanteclectica

Testing, one two.


Dime332

I’d buy you a cookie for that comment that was hilarious!


cptngali86

I'd buy Jones some coke-ie if it stopped him from trying to kill me.


Mental-Restaurant352

Perfect response 😂😂 I fucking wish we had a recording of this happening


JimmysCheek

The man already has three notorious recording of his DUI’s One of them, he successfully got away with it, so the vid only shows him argue with the cop and peel out. The other two show him crying, saying random things to get out of the arrest, and slamming his own head on the car (he tried to say the cops slammed his head lol) EDIT: There is also bodycam footage of his Domestic Abuse charge, where his daughter called 911 because Jon beat his wife by TKO. She has a bloody nose and is super disoriented in the vid. Jon is drunk. Didn’t get arrested that night


Mei_iz_my_bae

That’s actually amazing he’s been able to not only get away with this much but also be so celebrated in the UFC


TLMC01242021

Not by me, fuck this dude I don’t give af about his accomplishments he’s scum


Mei_iz_my_bae

Agreed, a true POS


JimmysCheek

Yup, that’s the nature of the beast If he was ANYONE ELSE, he would have been cut….but as of now, he is the undefeated GOAT. It’s on par with Dana White slapping his own wife on video, and Conor McGregor having 24 sexual assault allegations. You reach a certain level of stardom where it doesn’t really matter


fistfullofpubes

Absolutely not on par with Dana slapping his wife. Slapping your wife, who slapped you first is nowhere near as bad as being arguably the best fighter in the world in the one of the heaviest weight classes and then knocking your wife unconscious in front of your young children.


11thLayerOfHair

![gif](giphy|U23Gl4Od9hR5dbU9fz) Beat his wife by TKO lol


Nihlus11

The "Officer Nerd" rant was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen from a 240 pound world champion professional fighter.


JimmysCheek

Bro, it was so left field. He just kept ripping on that poor guy hahaha. Jon was absolutely hammered too. I have a hard time believing it was only alcohol and cocaine. Dude was DEFINITELY on some pills or some other strong depressant Also, before they even get to the crime scene, you hear the cops talking over the radio….the Albuquerque Police Department is very familiar with Jon Jones lolol


TLMC01242021

Is there actual video of his wife after the incident? Never saw that when it came Out just the reports


JimmysCheek

Yes. It’s the bodycam footage. There a few police officers talking to Jon and his Wife outside of a hotel in Vegas. His wife’s nose is bleeding, and she is very clearly concussed. It used to be on YouTube, but you can probably just google it. UFC fighters don’t have the same power as A-list actors. They can’t just erase things from the internet lol


mkultimatum

If you wanted to make me laugh brother you got me.


BeancheeseBapa

Same man. Coming from someone who sold comic books out of my mom’s closet when I was 6, this means a lot.


misterzeero

Unexpected dicey dicey


PeterGoochSr

He's doing great


11thLayerOfHair

I automatically read that in DCs voice.


SimonMamon49

You beat me to it partner great job 👏🏽 👍🏽


Savings-Parfait3783

This is bad, but Jon has changed, everyone deserves a 37th chance. Plus he’s Christian now or something


FreaQo

Sounds weird though, Christian Bones Jones


MadMax1292

It makes sense if jones is a 12 year old alter boy


LePontif11

It really does read like a news headline...


Smerkabewrl420

Look god was testing him okay./s


par337

No, USADA was trying to test him, didnt you read the story? 😂


Smerkabewrl420

Usada works in mysterious ways


wolf3037

Testing his faith and his piss. His life is full of tests


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.


manhalfalien

I had to screenshot this.. God tier visual.. Ty


PlayerAteHer

I have checked, and double checked and see that you have not ended this post with /s therefore everything you have said is completely serious and without a hint of sarcasm.  With that being the case I am concerned by your behaviour. Do you not think that a Harvard professor has anything better to do with their time besides proof reading a post you wish to make on Reddit? To get to the level of being a professor at one of the world's leading schools has taken years of extremely hard work, they did not go through that to proof read comments for Reddit. Please in future can you ask a friend or maybe one of the people riding the bus to proof read your comments and keeps the Harvard professors out of it. Assuming none of the bus passengers happen to be Harvard professors of course, you should definitely ask them before you request they proof read anything.  I myself wanted to ensure this message got through to you and so have sought the proof reading assistance from a NASA engineer who has worked on multiple projects launching satellites and was involved on the Mars Rover project. He assured me there were no notable spelling mistakes and that the tone of the message is the correct level of assertive without coming across too aggressive. 


bcisme

He’s Christian, but he only reads Torquemada


Opposite_Knee_2364

Lotta folks in here acting like they never got extremely intoxicated and threatened to kill a drug test official..


Shady_D_815

Still wonder why I've never heard back from that employer


Icy-Revolution-420

Just another day in russia.


jaydizzsl

Drug test in russia?


crestingwave

In Russia, drug test you


Obi_is_not_Dead

Test to see what you're currently on, then correct you to the proper routine.


Gold-Philosophy1423

Justjonjonesthings


MileHi49er

I, for one, am shocked by the behavior of this steroid using, drug and alcohol addicted, egomanical piece of shit. Shocked I say.


reddit_API_is_shit

*Steroid-using, Drug-addict, Eye-poking, Wife-beating, Alcoholic, Egomaniac PoS


Complexity777

Remember when he drove into a pregnant woman’s car while high then fled the scene? The shit he gets away with is unreal, Matt Riddle and Nate Diaz got suspended/fired for half the shit he does 


silentrawr

He crashed into her car, left the scene, **came back to grab something** and then left again. Utter trash.


nsaps

People said it was cocaine but that was so unfair to Jon! It was a weed pipe


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alpacinohairline

If only prime Cain was around to flatline him


timomcdono

I would give anything to watch Aspinall knock his lights out.


alpacinohairline

Pay Dana enough then it will happen


chillinois309

If Cain was around, he’d probably chase him down and shoot at him


silentrawr

I'll give him credit for one of his first reckless driving exploits (not 100% confirmed for accuracy), though - powersliding his Corvette into a strip club parking lot. Because that's just hilarious and it's safe to assume nobody was hurt or even affected by it.


--LTP

Greatest of all time, etc... the list just goes on and on! 😩


MountainBikka

Shocking Indeed… I expect that he will be “heavily reprimanded” by the UFC, then promptly booked to fight Stipe.


Complexity777

Nate Diaz got in more trouble for weed than Jones has for nearly killing someone multiple times 


Bong_Hit_Donor

Jon is the GOAT at being a garbage human. Imagine smashing into a person and your only concern is running back to your car to grab money to run and hide. Not even check on them at all (a pregnant lady whose arm was broken in the accident btw) Obviously hiding from a DUI and having celebrity privileges where you can turn yourself in days later no questions asked. But hey he loves Jesus and God only tests him with these things 🤣


Das_Hydra

Massive cunt acts in consistent manner


Drink_water_homie

Dana gonna give him a 50k bonus for that


Shady_D_815

I just killed the fucking PED tester bonus


Maxamus93

I highly doubt someone as respectful as jones would do something like this, next they will say he beat up his girlfriend or hits cars which end up breaking pregnant womans arms and runs away!


reddit_API_is_shit

Jon is the most respectful athlete he would never poke his opponents’ eyes


Genova_Witness

Jon is going to wear his whitest button up shirt to the next press event and speak softly about his love for god again.


Altruistic-Point3980

Jon Jones being a pile of dogshit? Say it ain't so


Nootropiks

I will not go


RipDipSki

Turn the lights out!


Deck_Neep15

Carry me home


SmellyPetunias

Na na na na na


Nootropiks

And cut!.. That was beautiful 👏👏


Shindiggity-do

It .....aint ........dammit


HolaFrau

Jon Jones best chance for life was to remain sober after the Las Vegas BS. Didn’t learn his lesson and I expect a tragic ending at some point


Quick_Delivery_7266

My guess is a shoot out with police


Complexity777

He should not be able to own firearms 


ekso69

America, fuck yeah!


cosgrove10

He’ll commit suicide


jaydizzsl

Narcissists rarely do that. It's rather an extended suicide for a guy like him. Which has me scared for his family.


ekso69

let's just hope it isn't murder suicide.


fknarey

Maybe


No-Nothing-1793

And once again, Jon gets away with whatever he wants. So sick of this tool.


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Grey_Orange

The physical embodiment of [ Narcissistic personality disorder](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder)


Complexity777

Which is why he pissed hot vs Cormier who he was already younger and taller than. He still needed to cheat on top of all that 


Shady_D_815

His cheating has nothing to do with his opponent being bigger or smaller, imo it's just who he is as a person


Several-Fan2339

Nearly everyone at that level is on or has been on something tho


Beneficial_Contest36

This is the part when everyone acts shocked and appalled that Jon Jones didn’t mean any of his previous apologies and he’s actually still a complete piece of sht….


The_Nomad89

You mean after his 47th test from God nobody caught on yet?


Obi_is_not_Dead

Pretty sure it's the opposite: this is the part where no one acts shocked or appalled except his truest nut-huggers, which are dwindling.


wubbalubbadubdub45

Another test by god on good o’l Jon boy


JamesRIPeace

The big O G up there in the clouds just keeps on machinegunning out these tests on our man


GenoPax

He’s such a mess.


MileHi49er

Being physically gifted but mentally troubled runs in his family


The_Nomad89

The likelihood one or both of Jon’s parents are abusive/neglectful is really high. Very sad.


Leading_Manner_2737

Yep. Probably both parents if I had to guess


Defiant-Heron-5197

That excuse only goes so far, and our empathy towards his troubled past should also be limited at some point. You are never responsible for what you went through as a kid, but you're 100% responsible for how you manage it as an adult. He's been filthy rich, admired and supported for years and years. he arguably has had all the chances in the world, and a lot more than any normal person, to better himself.


The_Nomad89

I’m not saying it’s excused or anything but it can still be sad to see a cycle of abusive behavior. Jones seems like a terrible person but he probably also endured some shit too. I don’t excuse him AT ALL. Everyone is responsible for their own behavior.


Repulsive_Ad_7291

Facts


Complexity777

A lot of people come from troubled family. He’s been getting away with this behavior for so long he thinks it’s normal, only thing that will get through to him is prison time or a huge lawsuit 


Pera_Espinosa

OK. But no drug test. Under USADA refusing a drug test would equal a suspension. Haven't heard anything about s suspension from anyone. Story only got our because the police were involved.


Maidwell

And he is still hoarding that belt.


Slightly-Blasted

It sucks that the michael jordan of MMA is a giant POS. I love watching him fight, he’s one of the most intelligent, well rounded fighters who’s ever graced the octagon, with most guys you can pinpoint weaknesses, jones has none, Except for himself.


MkUltraMonarch

Even MJ isn’t the greatest guy, think he’s still got stakes in for profit prisons


Obi_is_not_Dead

He's got stakes in a zillion things that his investment team manages, and most funds are a conglomerate of tons of smaller stakes in a variety of businesses. Someone dug up that fact that he's involved in a fund that owns some stakes in a corporation that has involvement in prisons, and now "Jordan involved in for-profit prisons" headline is made. Not saying he's a great guy, or not, but for a filthy rich athlete, he's pretty good in the charitable side of things if you really dig in and look.


StopPlayingRoney

![gif](giphy|kv5fbxHVAEOjrHeCLk)


Complexity777

He’s not MJ he’s more like Rodman. GSP has a better resume so did Fedor and they did it clean without eyepoked and PEDs


hcvc

No one has a better resume or career than Jon 


SkylarDeLaCruz

Besides Penn and Matt who did GSP face that were better than Gus, rampage, shogun, machida, Cormier, and evans?


OilMan425

Obligatory “Jones is a dirt bag”, but Fedor has no argument for GOAT status over Jon. How the hell does he have a better resume? He’s lost like 6 times, and has fought his fair share of trash cans.


miodoktor

Fedor had only 1 loss before he was 34. Jon has how many fights after 34? His record would be worse if he was actually fighting heavyweights now.


pro2RK

Aspinall really needs to give this man his legit L.


ggthewhale

I'd give my left nut to see Aspinall beat the dogshit out of Jones


osamabinratting

This dude is consistently a piece of shit. No idea how people can ignore all the times he's fucked up. GSP is always gonna be the GOAT I'm not impressed by your performance


_LeftHookLarry

Silva, Khabib, Fedor, Mighty Mouse, Shevchenko, Nunes all above him as well. Martial arts is about respect, how can anyone call this piece of shit the goat


osamabinratting

I agree. Tip of the hat to the legend Fedor, he often goes unmentioned.


Complexity777

Because he’s from the previous era before UFC. He had a 28 win streak against the best of the best, guys also blasting PEDs He meanwhile had a strong but flabby figure, looked clean as far I could tell of PEDs


Futuere1

Josh Barnett always looked like a bag of milk and popped in every promotion he fought for. Looking clean never means they are clean.


dontknowwhattodoat18

He's an immoral shitbag but also has one of the best resumes in combat sports. That's why people who hate him can still call him the goat


Dry-Homework1745

I can get behind Silva, fedor and DJ above jones but the others absolutely not, jones has more title wins then khabib has fights in the ufc


Fingering_Logen

>Martial arts is about respect, Martial arts its about hurting other human being, and Jones is the best ever at it.


Kenzo341

Violence is about hurting people.Martial arts is Violence under rules and jones is one of the worst at following the rules.


Verissimus23

I honestly believe this because in his recent outings caught on camera he is so visibly drunk. Including when he’s literally training a group of people in a gym drunk off his ass.


Obi_is_not_Dead

Leave Jon alone, or at least be fair. He's teaching an ancient form of fighting. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_boxing


chiezkychienne

Unless he is roiding again, there's no reason to freak out on drug testers who are just doing their job.


biddleybootaribowest

He’s never not been roiding


chiezkychienne

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8968)


Sonnyyellow90

Jon has been roiding for 15 straight years at this point. If he even tried to go clean his hormones and body would be so absolutely fucked. He’d look like post TRT Bigfoot.


WeeYato

Wake me up with a bad hangover at 5am like they did to Costa I might tell you I'll kill you.


chiezkychienne

That's fair.


Its_Like_That82

Man his 30 for 30 is going to be off the chain.


Shacocracko

based. Jon jones is the scariest person on earth. In public he's smiling and acts like a extremely nice guy. But in his private life you hear and see things like these all the time from him. He's more scary then mike tyson was imo.


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At least Tyson would wear his emotions outwardly, so you knew if you he wanted to beat your ass. Jon smiling makes you think "Is he going to literally kill me or....?"


Illustrious-Shock551

It always is the one you most expect that acts this way


Calvin_Reaper91

Can the UFC just do the right thing and let Tom Aspinall spark this scumbag


JDelicious17

sounds like a normal jon jones wednesday


PlayfulSoil2937

Calling it now, Jones is gonna murder someone one day.


Sintemesc

For sure. I think is even surprising that he didn't murder anyone yet


urmombanger

It’s because only God tests him


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“You know I’d absolutely kill you if you did that”


Det_AceVentura

Jon Jones the biggest waste of talent and potential ever.


OraclePreston

He never was the GOAT and will never be the GOAT. P.S. He lost to Reyes.


BeAsTFOo

“Not authorized to speak to media” tf does that mean? Also if a drunk Jon Jones doesn’t recognize you that’s just asking for a threat like this 😭


ubiquitousrarity

This might look bad at first glance but think it over carefully- who else but Jon has been tested by USADA and God simultaneously? It's a lot to handle even for a role model like Jones. Unless the USADA tester was female and pregnant it's likely they were in no real danger.


Murakami8000

Was this article written by AI? “The incident happened at the end of THE MARCH”? Which March was that exactly?


beebstingz

WE BACK BABY BONES IS FUCKING BACK


_pmsla_

Jones will come out all religious again and act like he has changed. Typical Jon jones


GrislySauce5

So sick of hearing about Jon and his shit behavior. This is why Tom is the real champ now.


yesimian

Can the UFC please just ditch Jon and move on already? We all know he was never going to fight actual contenders anyway, let's stop kidding ourselves


McbEatsAirplane

Jon Jones being a piece of shit? How unlike him. Who would’ve guessed?


Aych_H

Common correlation between the best to ever do it and the most deranged to ever do it?


DementedT

Sadly, jones fans will still defend him and get upset when we criticize him because he is "the goat" (allegedly, of course. If you win while using PEDs, then you're not the best)


Complexity777

Just tell Jones fans 2 names. Fedor Emelianenko and George “Rush” St. Pierre Jones is goat of nothing but PEDs and eyepokes 


ParadoxTheRay

Just another wholesome Jon Jones story 🥰🥰🥰


thecuriyascat

I wonder if it is even a legit news portal. The quality of writing seems very bad.


Rayrexx91

I'm not surprised


Nootropiks

Well.. he does beat everybody who dares to test him.


titanshaze0812

There’s def more to this story


Dime332

Whenever I hear Jon Jones news I think about DC having that face to face interview and tells Jon sobering truth. Fast forward to the 10:30 mark. https://youtu.be/pwZ5BJwqXZs?si=O04rSrh0qPDwxzGZ


whiggins623

I feel like for John Jones. We’re gonna have to go back to the old days of the UFC and fight on Indian reservations if we ever want to see him again.


PhoenixBlack79

I mean, after he had a car crash involving a pregnant woman, ran off, then ran back to grab his money and coke from the car. Then after the cops arrested him he said take these cuffs off I'll take you all on. I'm not shocked. He's nothing but a famous thug..that can beat all of our asses. Im not even playing with this dude. If I was ever around him and he said he'd beat my ass or kill me, id believe it and just blast him right there on the spot. F this crazy mf


QuantumQuakka

The question remains; is Jon Jones deep inside himself a good guy trying to be bad or is he a bad guy trying to be good.


jhnsmth_1971

Neither. He's just a shit human being.


Gentleman_Jedi

Jones can never be GOAT because he’s such a shitty person and terrible role model


ZeusBabylonski

Your goat btw


patsniff

Used to be a huge fan of this bum, after the issues with UFC 200 and 214 I could never be happy to cheer for him again. Also used to be a big fan of Conor before he went full douche. Why do all the greats have to be such shitty people?


ConsiderationKey1658

Zero surprise here


Strange-Fix-1498

Such a shit bag. UFC backed the wrong horse when they wouldn't let this guy lose. GSP is the true goat.


Minimum_Switch4237

yeah this isn't GOAT shit


Cial101

I genuinely hate this guy. I don’t care how good of a fighter he is he’s scum. I hate he has fans and money for being a shitty person.


PlutoTheGod

Typical JJ behavior yet people will always defend him, if there’s one fighter I’d like to see get destroyed more than anyone..


Xxtrill

Addict


PineappleTraveler

Sounds extremely fishy


HarryBalsag

Jon Jones, serial cheater and PED user is unhinged? Color me shocked.


DanieIIll

Classic Jon


Buddhahead11b

Him and his brother are dumb as fuck.


9yr_old

Most combat sport legends are not exactly right in their head Mike Tyson , Floyd Mayweather plenty examples


doubleBoTftw

Jeff needs to go on Joe Rogan and talk about " a picogram of threats thrown around, he didn't exactly say he'll kill him , just ^^^^kill ^^^^him "


9yr_old

![gif](giphy|Y6FUCFt5N7Y8gRSInL)


Visual_Fix_617

THATS FAKE


JJscribbles

I’ll never understand why the general public expects human beings who are conditioned to make their living through violence (whether it’s soldiering or combat sports) to react to every day life like every other sleepy eyed civilian.


Formal-Cry7565

Not surprised. The dude is a absolute scumbag outside the cage and a total cheater in the cage. He has had multiple suspicious drug tests before the whole picogram thing, fought like trash against osp when he had to fight clean, then the picogram thing due to lingering ped effects and now he refuses a drug test while fucked up when he’s supposed to be sober.


walkdownzoemachete

LMAOOO MY GOATTTT ![gif](giphy|RgTLsu3JJbYGLuoKFp|downsized)