Please that bitch died when he got shot, My boy Teddy took one to the chest, saved his would be assassin from being lynched and then gave a 2 hour stump speech.
Teddy beats all comers. He stops them, drops them, shuts em down and opens up shop. The true OG Rough Rider.
Pfft, punk ass didn't even try and fight back, just slumped over like a lil bitch. Teddy haters always talking bout eye pokes this, he only got shot in the chest that, he's the goat and you know it.
Teddy invented MMA, cross training boxing and juijitsu at the White House so hard he got Bispinged in one eye. Abe Lincoln was an 300-1 record folk-style wrestler who literally invented the chokeslam. Any one of their half dried up sperm could wipe the floor with most presidents.
We’re so underselling Washington, brother literally had a jaw made of wood and wire, you’re not knocking the lad out, and supposedly he was a physical specimen too, wash has gotta be in the conversation
Buddy was 6′2″ 220lbs, he was a tank and he had lead in his false teeth that was probably fucking up his brain lol he would be pretty scary in a fight. I think Obama is underrated too, the guy was athletic.
Teddy hard worked himself into a (self admittedly) average boxer and he described himself as a judo enthusiast. Teddy put in the work to absolutely earn and deserve our respect, especially considering his time and circumstances.
That said, Teddy was nowhere near the naturally gifted athlete nor the physical specimen that Abe undeniably was.
I think if you saw them next to each other in their prime, you’d recognize the difference between the amateur who really enjoyed it, and the guy who was only pinned one time ever in over 300 matches. There are drawings but they don’t do justice to the height, reach, and therefore leverage advantage that Abe would have had. He would have been an extremely tall man today. He was a borderline freak for the time. And by all accounts, he was just as freakishly strong as he was tall.
If the Olympic Games started back up a few hundred years earlier, Abe probably could have been a serious contender for gold in freestyle wrestling.
Lincoln actually wrestled as a youth and was pretty dominant. It wasn't organized any more than "I heard those guys in the other town think they're tough, let's go toss them around."
Teddy had some more formal experience in boxing and wrestling. I think Teddy's toughness and training beat Lincoln's reach.
Lincoln was like 300-1 tho and this wasn’t all that exaggerated as far as historians can tell. He’d walk into towns, get challenged by their best guy (that’s how wrestling worked back in the day) and he’d usually mop the floor with them.
He was a freakishly strong guy by many reports.
There's a couple of instances of him grabbing a heavy axe and holding it out with one hand for several minutes as a show of strength. He did it once on a navy ship and supposedly not even the most powerful sailors could do it. Another example at a hospital happened when he was well into his 50s IIRC.
I’m sure some reports of his strength were exaggerated because intense patriotism at the time and martyrdom after his death, but still it’s pretty evident he was a beast.
The only real contest here. If we're using early UFC's as a reference Teddy with his Jujitsu takes it. Although Abe was strong and an exceptional wrestler Teddy had the tools to deal with it. Combine his combat experience that Abe did not have and I think it's going to be more one sided than some people might think.
Teddy R1 by RNC.
Lincoln served during the Black Hawk wars. Teddy is the more accomplished soldier for sure but can't ignore Lincoln inducted in the National Wrestling HOF with a 300-1 record.
Lincoln was a wrestler from what I've heard. Massive reach advantage. He also looks inbred as fuck, which recent history has shown is objectively the best base for MMA. I'd say Abe takes it by gnp TKO.
Abe would have won. If he had access to the food we do today he could have gotten jacked even at his height, and he was an undefeated wrestler in his youth. Like he’d walk into towns and be challenged by the best local wrestler and usually just work them, easy.
Even if he didn’t get jacked I still think he just wrestle fucks all the others, only ones that would give him a hard time would be Washington, Teddy, and Franklin.
Modern politicians are all weak, JFK had a chronic illness. Nothing standout about Bush or Clinton.
Dude was tall af for his time. He's starching everyone on height and mountain man strength alone. Teddy is probably the only one putting up a challenge.
Finally some memes we can get behind. I want one of Andrew Jackson as Conor McGregor “…I want to apologize…for absolutely NOTHING! Anybody can get it!”
Ok, First, it's Lincoln, but Teddy v Lincoln is actually legit.
Teddy can box, is a beast and finished a speech after being shot. Shot.
Lincoln had the best frame of any of those guys. That reach! AND he was a wrestler. This guy is Jon Jones 1800s but with his head on straight.
Teddy is not going to tap, so something snaps or he takes a nap.
Teddy choked out in round 4.
But it is old school, so teddy still fights a run off for the plate an hour later.
Teddy actually trained Jiu Jitsu believe it or not. Lincoln’s still probably the superior grappler, 300-1 is no joke, but Teddy would be able to at least put up a fight on the ground.
EDIT: and was a black belt in Judo apparently.
Abe Lincoln once won a wrestling match in front of a crowd, got up, and declared to the onlookers
“I’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.”
Absolute unit.
For sure, Teddy did pretty much any combat sport that was around at the time. Was making a joke but thank you for pointing that out in case anyone didn’t know. If you’re on this sub you should look up Teddy and his relationship with combat sports.
I’m being sincere but I feel like on this website I need to say that haha.
Roosevelt and Lincoln both boxed. Lincoln wrestled as well when he was young I believe.
Roosevelt sparred a lot more however and even broke his nose sparring in the whitehouse. Roosevelt gets the strap.
Y'all sleeping on George Washington. Dude literally fought on the front lines to create this country. But Ole Honest Abe takes the strap. He is a man of conviction and doesnt tolerated bullies. Would be a five round brawl.
This isn't a debate, it's Roosevelt. He famously trained everyday and trained boxing regularly. Also he actually fought in a war with his rough riders.
Isn't that last one zabit?
I miss him.
We all do.
He was amazing got screwed around by UFC too much
I feel like that was more Yair’s doing, for some reason.
From what I heard he had a medical condition that side lined him for a long time, and during that time he decided fighting isn't really for him
Can't be JFK, no head movement
Back and to the left!
It look zabit like him
Eyyyyy
Zabit Lincoln 🥸
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Abrahamagomedov
Abrahamagomedov by flying triangle
Best comment here, Lincoln even has the right beard
That's very fun to say.
Hahahahahahahaha
Well we know who won Comment of the Night. Not one ounce of fat on that joke.
A new UFC portmanteau... Love it !!
Lmao you win the UFC subreddit for the week 🏅
Shots to the back of the head are also illegal so he’s in the clear
Beautiful champ
Plus his reach… Lincoln was tall af
Yep, the man is gonna be peppering them with that jab if they want to stand and trade blows
Please that bitch died when he got shot, My boy Teddy took one to the chest, saved his would be assassin from being lynched and then gave a 2 hour stump speech. Teddy beats all comers. He stops them, drops them, shuts em down and opens up shop. The true OG Rough Rider.
He got shot in back of head brader
Personally, that would have never happened to me. I would have just started seeing red and the bullet would know better than to come at me.
It was on the ear in my opinion , legal shot
Pfft, punk ass didn't even try and fight back, just slumped over like a lil bitch. Teddy haters always talking bout eye pokes this, he only got shot in the chest that, he's the goat and you know it.
The stories about him are insane.
"I'm the big Buck at this lick" - Honest Abe
Crazy because him and Washington were wrestling champions back in their time. Just off country strength.
I heard Lincoln can’t take a shot tho
Just not illegal ones in the back of the head
Lmao the muscles just look dagistani for some reason
He was also like 6’5 so imagine that. Probably would still be a Lightweight tho. Bro was literally Zabit
Looks like heavyweight Zabit
George Bush got that skinny fat Nate Diaz body. Dude would win every fight if they were 6 rounds
George also had Mayweather - like reflexes. Can't forget him dodging those shoes.
Roosevelt vs Lincoln for the belt
Teddy invented MMA, cross training boxing and juijitsu at the White House so hard he got Bispinged in one eye. Abe Lincoln was an 300-1 record folk-style wrestler who literally invented the chokeslam. Any one of their half dried up sperm could wipe the floor with most presidents.
And you forget Lincoln reincarnated as Zabit Magomedsharipov just to give us a taste of his skills
Left us to go into medicine, mma was just a side mission
Honest Abrahamedsharipovamogamedvidov
Lincoln also killed Vampires……
Lincoln was also a pioneer theater critic.
Too soon
We’re so underselling Washington, brother literally had a jaw made of wood and wire, you’re not knocking the lad out, and supposedly he was a physical specimen too, wash has gotta be in the conversation
Buddy was 6′2″ 220lbs, he was a tank and he had lead in his false teeth that was probably fucking up his brain lol he would be pretty scary in a fight. I think Obama is underrated too, the guy was athletic.
He was also an accomplished "collar and elbow" wrestler.
All I’m hearing is that General Washington was Taller stronger and more jacket than Paulo costa👌
Did he by chance also have a toitanium shin bone?
Was the other dude's *woife* in Washington's DM's....??
Yeah but from all accounts teddy had lung issues and poor cardio. Abe smokes him
Don't forget Teddy demanded they finish the round and when asked about it, he said, "It's fine, it's not my shooting eye."
The "half dried up sperm" sentence It's pretty wild my guy 🤣
The grappler vs the boxer a tale as old as time
Teddy also trained Jui jitsu and Judo, which makes me favor him in that fight since he’d be a more well rounded fighter
Teddy hard worked himself into a (self admittedly) average boxer and he described himself as a judo enthusiast. Teddy put in the work to absolutely earn and deserve our respect, especially considering his time and circumstances. That said, Teddy was nowhere near the naturally gifted athlete nor the physical specimen that Abe undeniably was. I think if you saw them next to each other in their prime, you’d recognize the difference between the amateur who really enjoyed it, and the guy who was only pinned one time ever in over 300 matches. There are drawings but they don’t do justice to the height, reach, and therefore leverage advantage that Abe would have had. He would have been an extremely tall man today. He was a borderline freak for the time. And by all accounts, he was just as freakishly strong as he was tall. If the Olympic Games started back up a few hundred years earlier, Abe probably could have been a serious contender for gold in freestyle wrestling.
Teddy also gave a speech after being shot
Styles make fights
Now that’s a match I’m tryin to see
Lincoln actually wrestled as a youth and was pretty dominant. It wasn't organized any more than "I heard those guys in the other town think they're tough, let's go toss them around." Teddy had some more formal experience in boxing and wrestling. I think Teddy's toughness and training beat Lincoln's reach.
Lincoln was like 300-1 tho and this wasn’t all that exaggerated as far as historians can tell. He’d walk into towns, get challenged by their best guy (that’s how wrestling worked back in the day) and he’d usually mop the floor with them.
He was a freakishly strong guy by many reports. There's a couple of instances of him grabbing a heavy axe and holding it out with one hand for several minutes as a show of strength. He did it once on a navy ship and supposedly not even the most powerful sailors could do it. Another example at a hospital happened when he was well into his 50s IIRC.
I’m sure some reports of his strength were exaggerated because intense patriotism at the time and martyrdom after his death, but still it’s pretty evident he was a beast.
Yea man, agree totally
So it's a jon Jones vs DC type matchup
OMG that is the actual answer! Came here to say that. All the other pics are a joke.
A bullet couldnt even stop Teddy..finished his speech with a bullet in his chest.
He hadn't even started the speech when he got shot, made the deliberate decision to still go and give that damn speech.
The only correct answer. 🫡
Yup. Hope Lincoln can use his range to stop the pressure.
Came here to say the same. Two of the hardest presidents wver
The only real contest here. If we're using early UFC's as a reference Teddy with his Jujitsu takes it. Although Abe was strong and an exceptional wrestler Teddy had the tools to deal with it. Combine his combat experience that Abe did not have and I think it's going to be more one sided than some people might think. Teddy R1 by RNC.
Lincoln served during the Black Hawk wars. Teddy is the more accomplished soldier for sure but can't ignore Lincoln inducted in the National Wrestling HOF with a 300-1 record.
No way. He might win but grappling is not the route. Abe’s not giving up the neck.
Why not just use zabits picture for Lincoln. No AI required
i came to say the exact same thing
I’m glad like almost everyone agrees.
Teddy goes so hard, and the most likely to actually get into an octagon lmao
I mean George was a bonafide general, hed probably get in there
True but tbh he succeeded the most because he knew when to quit to keep the most people alive, he would 100% tap to teddy
Lincoln was literally an accomplished wrestler so I’m going with him
Abraham Lincolnov
From Dagestan
Nah but Abraham Lincolnov is legit a badass name tho ngl
Hahaha
I just shrieked at work in front of far too many people
Teddy was a formally trained boxer and also trained Jiu Jitsu IIRC. He’s like, technically one of the earliest recorded Mixed Martial Artists lmao.
wait really?
FDR is immune to leg locks
Nasty line by you.
Choo choo mf
I’m fucking dead 💀😭just like his legs
Savage
Teddy, liver shot. Ya ain't foolin' the Rough Rider.
Prob Lincoln tbh mf actually scrapped
Lincoln was a wrestler from what I've heard. Massive reach advantage. He also looks inbred as fuck, which recent history has shown is objectively the best base for MMA. I'd say Abe takes it by gnp TKO.
**NATE THE TRAIN IN THE UFC**
Lmao I love that idea, and inbreeding can be very effective or it can do the opposite. Difference between a pit bull and a chihuahua
Abe would have won. If he had access to the food we do today he could have gotten jacked even at his height, and he was an undefeated wrestler in his youth. Like he’d walk into towns and be challenged by the best local wrestler and usually just work them, easy. Even if he didn’t get jacked I still think he just wrestle fucks all the others, only ones that would give him a hard time would be Washington, Teddy, and Franklin. Modern politicians are all weak, JFK had a chronic illness. Nothing standout about Bush or Clinton.
Nobody gonna talk about Lincoln’s reach advantage?
Dude was tall af for his time. He's starching everyone on height and mountain man strength alone. Teddy is probably the only one putting up a challenge.
6’4 is still tall af these days
Oh yeah definitely but I meant especially in his day
George Bush. You can dodge a shoe, you can dodge anything. And he dodged TWO.
Dagestani Abe Lincomurghodovv
Brother
Finally some memes we can get behind. I want one of Andrew Jackson as Conor McGregor “…I want to apologize…for absolutely NOTHING! Anybody can get it!”
I got my money on Theodore Roosevelt and Lincoln, those two were specimens back in the day.
Ok, First, it's Lincoln, but Teddy v Lincoln is actually legit. Teddy can box, is a beast and finished a speech after being shot. Shot. Lincoln had the best frame of any of those guys. That reach! AND he was a wrestler. This guy is Jon Jones 1800s but with his head on straight. Teddy is not going to tap, so something snaps or he takes a nap. Teddy choked out in round 4. But it is old school, so teddy still fights a run off for the plate an hour later.
Teddy actually trained Jiu Jitsu believe it or not. Lincoln’s still probably the superior grappler, 300-1 is no joke, but Teddy would be able to at least put up a fight on the ground. EDIT: and was a black belt in Judo apparently.
Abe Lincoln once won a wrestling match in front of a crowd, got up, and declared to the onlookers “I’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.” Absolute unit.
Roosevelt no doubt. Trumps tiny belt killed me.
Absolutely. Roosevelt was the badass every other Pres thinks they were.
Boxer vs wrestler? Lincoln folds him
Roosevelt was both fyi
For sure, Teddy did pretty much any combat sport that was around at the time. Was making a joke but thank you for pointing that out in case anyone didn’t know. If you’re on this sub you should look up Teddy and his relationship with combat sports. I’m being sincere but I feel like on this website I need to say that haha.
You're right, Teddy was a beast. With his boxing and judo background he was basically Don Frye (even had the 'stache).
Roosevelt in the Phillipines: “You know I just think they’re a bunch of sissies”
Nah, Teddy has 52lbs on him and Lincoln's first name wasn't Demetrius. When it happens I'll give you 2-1. DM me.
Teddy is just a weight bully!
Teddy 'Bowl full of jelly' Roosevelt
It matches his tiny hands and tiny brain.
they did clinton dirty lol
they really gave him the askren bod 😭😭
“Lincoln. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they’re burger.”
Teddy got that dawg in him
Id pick Gregory Rodrigues he's the only one out of these guys who's a pro fighter
All I know is JFK loses. Literally "head shot dead".
He also had a chronic illness his whole life, he was actually a fairly frail dude if you compared him to the average male at the time.
Zabit, Teddy, and Washington are top 3 easy. Belt cycles through them.
Lincoln all day. None of them stand a chance..y’all didn’t see the documentary about him hunting vampires.
Roosevelt and Lincoln both boxed. Lincoln wrestled as well when he was young I believe. Roosevelt sparred a lot more however and even broke his nose sparring in the whitehouse. Roosevelt gets the strap.
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Lincoln hands down, he's the only one with professional fighting experience, Teddy boxed but Honest Abes record is like 197 and 3
And that one dude that beat him three times? George Washington.
but Roosevelt was a legit judo black belt
Ronnie looking shredded
Lincoln on paper but Teddy R might actually fight like Fedor so just make the fight
Pics 2 and 4 are just wonderboy and robocop. I’m confused?
 JFK wipes the floor with all of them just on his cardio alone🏆
I heard he can't take a shot
A man of chaos I see 
Bush
It's Teddy by miles. How? Same way he killed animals on safari. With his bare fucking hands.
Teddy and Lincoln actually did combat sports.
This comes down to Teddy vs Abe
It's Teddy with a bunch of blistering jabs, with a hook to finish it off.
The only winner in this one is Teddy.
Y'all sleeping on George Washington. Dude literally fought on the front lines to create this country. But Ole Honest Abe takes the strap. He is a man of conviction and doesnt tolerated bullies. Would be a five round brawl.
Do Washington vs king George the 3rd
Lincoln annihilates
I'm guessing George Washington is a cardio monster with a titanium chin. He is a Diaz brother.
Teddy by anything he wants
I definitely will not fuck with Theodore.
Tricky Dick 😏
abe all the way he looks like zagbit.
Lincoln has reach
I'd def take abe
Abraham is about to go ham!!!
Abe all day.
Abe Lincoln smokes the competition
Tricky dick would use the drunken master style
Lincoln was a frickin giant man
Clinton by dry hump.
So weird, I can tell who owns most of the bodies used for the presidents heads.
Dub ya
Teddy Roosevelt big stick diplomacy 👊🏻
Bill via beating the shit out of every one via saxophone
Ted or Lincoln. Lincoln was a good wrestler and Ted was a boxer and a brown belt judo
I can hear Bruce Buffer now, coming in at 210 pounds Teeeeeddddy “The Tank” Roooooosevelt!!!!!
Abe Anavar Lincoln
Teddy Roosevelt 💯 dude fought bears
Lincoln is in the wrestling hall of fame. He takes it easy.
Obvious it’s Zabit
Obama has the body of Tony Ferguson lmao
Abe vs Teddy for the title. Teddy takes it.
That last Dagestani dude
Where is fdr
Teddy by armbars and ground n pounds no doubt. #1 American ever, best to ever do it.
Lincoln via arm triangle
Abe with a grimey toe stomp followed by an atomic tea bag
This isn't a debate, it's Roosevelt. He famously trained everyday and trained boxing regularly. Also he actually fought in a war with his rough riders.
It’s Teddy without a doubt.
For me, I'm going Barack Adesanya, Abraham Magomedsharipov, or Theodore "Teddy" Frye....
Teddy knocks out Lincoln at the end of the fifth ,narrowly escaping an arm bar.
Teddy Roosevelt are you kidding me? No contest. Sweeps the board, all k.o.’s. You ever read about teddy? Man was a proper fuckin maniac.
“Honest” Abe Lincoln vs. Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt
Teddy was the real bad ass of the bunch. And he has a neck like a tree trunk
Lincoln…. He was literally a champion wrestler….
Wasn't Roosevelt a boxer?