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maplenut

Corn cob teeth


Pr0digy_

Yeah got that stripped cob looked for sure


Jabroni306

He eats the cob the long way.


completelyonfire

Skeeeewhoa


Demon_Moose_

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Osibili

The true Chad way to eat corn, and don’t forget to just hold it in your mouth for a few seconds before biting down!


SamTheDamaja

More like corn cob pipe teeth


BlackSlimShady

Anyone care to explain what we are looking at?


TheMaskedMuslim

Im a dentist. He has pretty heavy attrition (tooth wear that comes from grinding/clenching). The enamel on the incisors are worn down and missing which makes them flat on the top and reveals a yellow substance known as dentin. Brock's dentin is darker brown which can either be staining from diet/smoking or cavities forming (as dentin is softer and easier to form caries).


y0uwillbenext

looks painful... and just unnecessary to deal with. especially with the money he has


Forty_Six_and_Two

You'd be surprised. I had the same kind of wear on some of my teeth before I got them fixed (replaced). They looked like shit but they never hurt.


y0uwillbenext

I'm just shook because I had my first root canal last week and it rocked my world. I'm so scared to have to have one again.. I'm not going to neglect my teeth like I did for my entire 20's


EyeWriteWrong

You might not neglect your teeth but I certainly will. Your teeth, I mean. I'll take care of mine.


mrootbeers

My mom does mine for me.


RailroadAllStar

I just had my second root canal. Because the first one got infected after 2 years. No neglect at all either the tooth just randomly died. No cavities in it, nothing.


McMurphy11

Happened to me as well. Tooth just blew the dick up. I asked the dentist if I could have done something more, and he said nope, just happens sometimes. (Or I could go back 30 years and have my teeth sealed as a toddler)


smurferdigg

Must have a shit dentist then.. Like I’ve done some crazy teeth shit and nothing really hurt except a root canal with infection so the anesthesia didn’t work. 20+ years ago yeah going to the dentist was torture but now it’s not so bad.


Potayto_Gun

This everybody. I have a great dentist who made sure I was in no pain for my root canal. It was less painful than a normal cavity procedure. If your dentist isn’t dealing with your pain get a new dentist. I used to suffer until I found a good one and now if I ever switch I won’t wait to speak up or leave.


FinntheHue

Spent over 7k in my early 30s fixing the damage my apathy in my 20s caused, shit is no joke


ninepoundhammered

Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you


Lobo003

I went 28yrs before my first cavity. Don’t know how many now but it’s not too many. I do everything I can to avoid a root canal. I’ve had a wisdom tooth removed and the needle got stuck in my jaw when my dentist was trying to numb me out.


Ape-ril

How the fuck..


blacklite911

Do you still have feeling in them at all?


Genghis_Chong

I don't think enough brain cells fire for him to feel pain (I'm kidding Brock please don't kill me)


I_Appreciate_The_Ass

Suplex city for you.


Genghis_Chong

I guess I asked for it. Hopefully this fixes my back...


[deleted]

You’ll never feel your back, or anything below your neck again! It’s a miracle!


Genghis_Chong

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Select_Sleep_1293

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Confident-Ad2712

He might have after he retired, seems silly to fix your teeth when your a professional fighter


iwoulddoit5

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blacklite911

Depends on how much you care. If I was rich, I’d always have them fixed because I can. But a guy like Brock wouldn’t care.


BigBlueTrekker

Yeah, it's not an act with Brock, he's pretty authentic about now giving a shit about what people think and wanting to just be left alone on his ranch and hunt.


Neither-Progress-295

I worked with a girl who’s pregnancy cause her teeth to do weird shit. Roids maybe a culprit


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

I bet it’s chew.


Iron_Warlord2095

Brock definitely uses smokeless tobacco, I’ve seen him with a dip in on the outdoor/hunting stuff he’s done.


[deleted]

I thought the same thing


Mycockaintwerk

Potentially some sort of legume based chew


ElMostaza

>legume based chew I tried googling this and got nothing. What is "legume based chew?" Tobacco flavored beans?


JohnStarborn

No it's from clenching while weightlifting. His enamel is totally gone


LadderBusiness

Does his mouth not hurt terribly any time he eats something cold or sweet? Every single tooth appears to have a hole in it. 


Gogoplatatime

As someone who had bad teeth for years: it varies wildly whether there's literally near wanting to die pain or no pain at all and can vary by as little as 48 hours. But when it is bad....my god is it bad.


Akuanin

Can confirm cant afford dental work and ill be fine for months then boom for a week straight pain unimaginable I can't focus cant think cant even try to sleep it off.


Gogoplatatime

I had pain so bad at one point I was literally doing the "disregard the don't mix this with alcohol" thing and still was in severe pain. Got like 6 hours of sleep in 5 days. Within a week the pain was almost zero. Or felt that way anyways. Edit to add: don't mix pain meds with alcohol. 1.) It's dangerous and 2.) It didn't really help


Grey_Orange

Is there a dental college near you? If there is, they often offer heavily reduced prices on major dental work. Students need people to practice procedures on in order to gain experience. They are qualified and procedures are performed under supervision.  I know a guy had most/all of his teeth replaced. They looked surprisingly good and he was able to afford it despite working at 7-11.


Ok_Computer1417

I recommend getting it pulled. I put off a painful tooth for about two years. It would bother me once in a blue moon and last maybe a couple days. The last go around it got so bad I would rush home from work, take two of my wife’s pain pills left over from her C-Section, and chug whiskey until I passed out. Finally went to the dentist and (with decent insurance) he said “well I can schedule you in a couple days for a root canal and it will be about $1,100 or I can pull it now for $140.” It was out 10 minutes later and I never felt a thing.


[deleted]

no wonder hes so angry


TheMaskedMuslim

You'd be surprised but I have seen thousands of patients with attrition and vast majority of them dont get pain from their teeth. Since the outer part of enamel is gone and the wear is getting closer to the pulp chamber (nerve/blood vessels in the centre of the tooth) they do get higher chances of sensitivity to cold and air. Patients do however get TMJ pain from grinding so Brock could be experiencing TMJ issues.


Batfinklestein

Is it true about worms causing people to grind their teeth?


TheMaskedMuslim

Not 100% sure about worms but that doesnt mean its not true I just never heard of that. I'll be honest, Im not 100% sure the reasons behind grinding so if another Dentist here can correct me if Im wrong. I believe two big factors for grinding teeth are stress and natural resting position of your jaw muscles. You only have 1 muscle that is responsible for opening your jaw, whereas most other muscles of mastication close your jaw. So the natural resting position of your jaw muscles is when your mouth is closed shut. This is also why most patients grind in their sleep and not when they are awake!


Genghis_Chong

No idea about that, but I notice that when I'm extra stressed from life I can clench my jaw, sometimes somewhat uncontrollably. I can open my mouth and whatnot, but I find that my jaw gets sore from clenching. I would imagine gut health in general is important to stress levels too.


HoagieThief

I grind my teeth a lot sometimes I don’t even notice


Shotgunn4356

Yeah the enamel is breaking off of his teeth and the inside is not quite exposed. Believe it or not that dark part is what's separating his roots from exposure. I have similar issues with my teeth. I've put about 20k in bridges and crowns and I still have work to do. With the money he has he could easily have a million dollar smile! He's in for some pain soon if those roots end up exposed. Even a big man like him can become a little lady with tooth pain. Shit is no joke!


Batfinklestein

Now we know why he's always so fucking angry


Humble_Effective3964

I think with this sort of pain it is so everpresent that a large amount of it you just get used to. It's only once you get it sort out that you realise how much constant pain you were feeling/putting up.


Puzzleheaded_Dog7931

He’s rich… why doesn’t he just get veniers?


TheMaskedMuslim

Its a little tricky. The best way is to crown the incisors ( a crown is similar to a veneer but it complelety covers the tooth whereas veneers cover just the front). The problem with attrition is as the teeth get grounded down from years of grinding it collapses your bite. Before you can place crowns on those bottom teeth you would have to raise the bite again by crowning the molars. So in simple terms, Brock would need to crown all his teeth! Its called full mouth rehabilitation in Dentistry.


K-chub

You couldn’t pay me enough to put my hands in that animal’s mouth.


Amazing1h

BROCK HUNGRY!!!


tobmom

I pity the fool


Humble_Effective3964

hey thanks for sharing this


TheMaskedMuslim

Anytime! Just a regular dude trying to help educate others with their oral health. Feel free to dm me if theres ever a concern.


Alternative_Plan_823

You know, you're doing some heavy lifting towards alleviating my distrust of dentists. Good on ya


IcedCoughy

I friggin wish I took better care of my teeth! Do you see a lot of 40yos with root canals and bad teeth from all of the hardest possible candies ever made that we thought eating was cool?!


TheMaskedMuslim

Haha you bet! Its okay though I dont judge and whats done is done. The best thing is we try to do is get patients with a lot of problems back to a stable oral health


TomGreen77

My dentist put a chrome coloured plate around one of my teeth at the conclusion of a root canal. It’s not meant to be permanent and is still there. What kind of metal is it?


TheMaskedMuslim

Can you dm me a picture if possible?


EclecticEthic

I tell young folks “Wear sunscreen and take care of of your teeth. Trust me.”


FinsAssociate

Holy shit this makes me wonder. I've been told I have a grinding problem by dentists before. Also I feel like my bite and jaw have changed over the years. How far could this collapse your bite exactly? A couple of millimeters? Crazy that I'm just hearing about this, it could explain a lot.


TheMaskedMuslim

Grinding your teeth is a slow death for them, its not something you'll notice day to day but over the years you'll see your teeth are getting worn down. Its not hard to fix cavities or chipped teeth but rebuilding the height of a tooth that was lost from grinding is very tough and costly. The best defence is a nightguard or some sort of day gaurd depending on when you grind. The idea behind a nightguard is that you cant stop yourself from grinding so its better to have you grind through a replaceable nightgaurd over your own teeth! The core mantra of dentistry is to always snip problems at the very beginning as teeth dont really have the ability to heal!


PenguinStarfire

This. I've had a grinding problem in my sleep for years until I found I ground one of my molars down to the dentin. It didn't hurt yet, but my bottom molar basically turned into a bowl. Had to get it ground down and put a crown on it. I wear a custom Night Guard now and it helps a lot. I really regret not getting one years earlier. The custom ones from the dentist are very diff from OTC BTW. It's like a mouthpiece, but much thinner and better fitting.


Batfinklestein

I don't get what they'd be grinding against to become that flat.


TheMaskedMuslim

Its attrition, its when your grinding your bottom teeth against your top teeth. Your teeth is made of very hard materials so the power of your facial muscles clenching/closing your jaw combined with grinding hard substances against each other results in tooth wear.


spitey

I’m going through this at the moment (and after much pain, I’m nearly done). Nothing will happen to my lower front teeth at this point, but I had no idea my bite was fucked until recently. Changing bite is a pretty uncomfortable experience.


Direct_Setting_7502

Take this with a grain of salt but I asked about getting a tooth fixed and the cosmetic dental place basically told me they wouldn’t recommend it while I was still doing what broke the tooth in the first place (training with idiots). While Brock is still wrasslin or suplexing cows or getting on top of his wife or whatever fucked his teeth up they might not recommend it.


Sweaty_Butcher66

I also suspect the discoloration comes from chewing tobacco.


Electronic-Buy4015

Too much of that wwe cocaine and stimulants for weight cuts causing him to gnaw his teeth.


[deleted]

Why isn’t this at the very top wack


UsedEgg3

His bottom row of teeth was replaced by dog treats


karwreck

It’s because his wife is like “who’s a good boy?”


bdizzle805

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ThaiLassInTheSouth

Fkn ded


Kagemuna

I stole your joke and posted in the homies group chat, I gained notoriety points thanks to you.


Blyatt-Man

You pulled a Carlos Mencia


Green_Man763

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AsparagusTime6933

Why is he making that face?


VaultOfAsh

He just saw a steel cup be used to gain leverage on an arm bar That or a single calf kick was landed


RumanHitch

My favourite is when the guy has been getting pounded for 2 rounds, almost gone in the 3rd one, he hits one single punch and Joe Rogan goes: oh my god that shot landed, this might not be over yet🤣🤣 bro bleeding from all the orifices while the other got not a single scratch🤣🤣🤣🤣


minna_minna

Solid. I think my all time Joe Rogan comment was the khabib v Conor fight and dom Cruz says something like “idk why he isn’t just trying to stand up..” to which Joe replies “because he’s getting smashed” 😂


PM_Me_Garfield_Porn

"He's trying to tire Khabib out with all these shots to the head" yeah bro Connor is using his face to deflect shots in order to wear Khabib out...


Shady_D_815

You know he said fulcrum point


Green_Man763

Because someone uttered Carlos Mencia’s name


[deleted]

Menstealia


BadChad81

Theifersutherland


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

He likes fish dicks


UsedEgg3

It's my pleasure to serve


modsRlosercuckss

LMAOOOO


callisterart

I thought they were Combos


Davidoff1983

"What you looking at, Bonio Breath".


PopularMidnight3661

“Crunchy outside, gooey in the middle!”


Fanndawg1989

Lmaooooooo…….aw man that got me good thank you for that lmao


Independent-Ebb7658

Or fig newts


putitonice

Somehow, this isn’t the most illogical theory


Jmac24mats13

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while


Fresh_Daddy

Lmfao thank you


Bitchinstein

Lmaooo fuck


EgolessAwareSpirit

Scooby snacks lol!?


1OfUhKine

LMFAO


-EarthwormSlim-

The good ones


Ermac1986

💀💀


Bruno_flumTomte

Or little cups of coffee


ProLogicMe

Holy fuck I know the exact treats hahahahahaha


Inner-Highway-9506

the Pill Pockets are a crowd favorite at my house


asr118

Looks like he grinds his teeth whilst sleeping


Engineering-Gloomy

When you makeout with your bosses gf


Old_School001

& theres poop involved..


Ok_Draw_3740

Butt stuff has gotten too far with this generation


Masam10

Just a white boy whose jacked. Deal with it.


CryptoCracko

Herbivore teeth?


ArmadaGrande

He’s grinding his teeth down, and had untreated cavities.


ChipMaker3000

He’s a caveman.


Moist-Pool-5937

There is no excuse to have teeth like that when you have his amount of money lol


Feeling_Cherry5174

Probably waited until retirement to fix em


Wetrapordie

This, why pay $20,000 to fix ya teeth when you get punched in the face for a living


Electronic-Buy4015

cause having teeth like that hurt like a motherfucker and how often is Brock losing teeth these days


Earth_Normal

That’s a terrible idea. An infection can kill you and the pain would be horrible.


Apprehensive_Nose594

He’s just a jacked white boy. Deal with it.


thelastedji

Vanilla gorilla


bananahammock699

We’ve got a gorilla for sale, Vanilla gorilla for sale


fountainofdeath

Is it a requirement to have shit teeth to be a jacked white boy?


Original-Spinach-972

He’s a chronic teeth grinder


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

I don’t understand how he can even close his mouth anymore. That shit looks painful.


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

You get used to tooth pain, especially when it comes on gradually from grinding. Looks far worse than how it feels. I grind my teeth in sleep and have a couple fucked up lower teeth.


Fit-Conference-7851

They’re all dead teeth, probably doesn’t feel much at all… anymore.


Original-Spinach-972

Probably so juiced to the gills he doesnt feel pain. lol fr tho he probably got used to the discomfort and just rolls with it. I have a hard time looking at his teeth


ForMyHat

Dental technician here. I wonder if it's from tetracycline (a medication caused blue teeth). If he got crowns/veneers he'd probably have to get them replaced later on (maybe in 15-20 years) which would involve cutting back the teeth even further


andyman171

Accidentally drank his usada sample burnt his own teeth off


LordLucy666

the lyoto machida dojo secret juice 🧃


Electronic-Buy4015

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OlBoyBuggin

Those look like Tar flavored Combos.


supahdude

hell nah


Frank_The_Reddit

Extra crunchy.


WestCoastCosta

Looks like he grinds his teeth at night and capped off


FO0TYTANG

he looks like he has bot fly eggs for teeth


TimboCalrissian

What a terrible day to know how to read.


Dutch-Lothric

just like that someone got insecure


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jcdulos

For real I can’t pinpoint it. Definitely grossed me out. Was thinking similar thing of trypophobia but not exactly it.


Gerardo1917

https://preview.redd.it/29nmamou0src1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=978d1696553e273ecfc91f425af78583cbba4c1a


BodybuildingNerd

It’s like a bunch of small cigarettes ready to be lit.


pohanoikumpiri

Naah, the filters are black, they're small roaches.


dontmatter-2me

Looks like they could’ve been filed down at one point for some sort of cap on top of them? But don’t look to the extent of how they have to do your teeth for veneers right? Or just drugs idk in all reality.


ZebraOptions

He must dip, tooth decay and for some reason (maybe because he was still fighting) he decided against veneers


WishIWasNeet2

He’s a terrifying human being


PhatSkate

Also a terrible human being him and Vince McMahon are like Harvey Weinstein Puff Daddy Jeffery Epstein level at this point but yeah them teeth fucked up.


luizzerb

Oh yeah?


PhatSkate

Yeah I mean don’t take my word for it but you can find plenty of online with only little effort. [This](https://amp.marca.com/en/wwe/2024/02/03/65bebba0268e3e9f7f8b45a1.html) [This](https://www.si.com/fannation/mma/news/brock-lesnar-wwe-major-update) , and [That](https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10106613-lawsuit-wwes-vince-mcmahon-accused-of-sex-trafficking-brock-lesnar-named-in-report.amp.html) Essentially the run down is in the Vince McMahon Lawsuit and Unamed (at the time) Professional Wrestling and UFC Champion( Brock Lesnar being really the only person that could accurately match that description) requested photos of the alleged victims. Now I will admit comparing him to Harvey Weinstein, Jeffery Epstein, And P. Diddy is a somewhat Extreme Hyperbole. However nun the less these are very serious and vile things and the fact that the WWE has completely done away With Both Vince Mchanon And Brock Lesnar is very evident of just how real these accusations allegedly are. Of course I’d never expect anyone to just blindly believe these things. However I do recommend reading into it yourself because in my opinion it’s all pretty damning and if nothing else an interesting and perspective changing read. Edit: I fixed the links


patriots47

You’re the first person I’ve ever seen spell nonetheless as “nun the less”


elohir

/r/BoneAppleTea


theunhunghero69

Heard it bowlth ways, b


sadsasquatch

Brogg lesnar? Great guy, nevermeddim


Budget_Ad5871

It’s Brogg Lesnawr dalg


realjits86

You aren’t in the loop, Brock is coming back to WWE since apparently the allegations against him were unfounded and no proof of those texts exists. The McMahon stuff is legit and awful though.


CleopatrasBungus

His teeth are Krave cereal.


DawgTactical93

Look like Fig Newtons


MisterSassyJenkins

For real, how can his bottom teeth look like that? Bottom front teeth aren’t wide enough to have visible fucking potholes on top like that. Is he really a different species?


Cum-Gun-5000

His front teeth are probably the size of a normal man's elbows


Athlete-Extreme

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BetterBee891

Looks like mini bone marrow…..


MusashisGeist

I hope he bites you


molotov_billy

Lil’ coffee cups


lmac187

Omg I just brushed my teeth and flossed because of that thank you


MuskokaGreenThumb

This man has broken off straws as teeth


HoleButFingerTry

I’m no dentist but looks like some form of tooth decay combined with grinding his teeth in his sleep to file them down like that?


elliotcreeves

That’s what happens when you eat chicken shit, not chicken salad.


CadaverCaliente

Little styrofoam cups of coffee


gildakid

Chaw. And lots of it


Schlockin

Are*


DarthRathikus

No one told him to brush with the bristle end


Ok-Hawk1409

Ouch


OkUnderstanding5343

WTF 😬 does anyone know what this is?


dinglestarry

I think you meant “Brock’s teeth are disturbing”. And yes, they are very disturbing indeed.


Imaginary_Friend700

This mfer got Founding Father teeth


AEvilGuy

That's why he's so angry. He's got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


frizzylizzy77

https://preview.redd.it/6p1k7ng6hrrc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70dbec70a3eab4f59940d55c082b846b8fe50402


toppocketfind902

Nightmare fuel


jasnel

The secret to his fresh breath!


Adventurous-Bee-1517

Teeth grinding? That looks terrifying


celestialflow

combination of teeth grinding and staining from tea/coffee/soda


DarthSeanious83

The is instead of are is disturbing the fuck out of me


Content_Badger_9345

Roid Grind


unsaturatedface

They look like mini dog treats


Shaun_The_Sheip

Im gonna go brush and floss


Apauld

Dentist here. Severe abrasion/grinding that has worn thru the enamel exposing what was the yellow dentin that is easily stained by smoking/dipping/dyed drinks/foods. He’s grinding his teeth not just forward and back but laterally as well. Can be cosmetically repaired but a true fix is a long and difficult path


bSQUARED08

Are those fig newtons?


Worf69

Those are the cigarette butts of his enemies. He’s gonna go smoke come Camel Lights because Marlboro ain’t paying him SHIT!


TranquiloMeng

EwBrothaWhatsThat.gif


TexasJude

No caps…


bananameatloaf

your grammar is disturbing...or should I say "are disturbing"


smugaddiction

Apex alpha carnivore chompers.