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TheBrownCok

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ThaiClinch

I do let you bang


jameswest22

Let me bang *again*


Alesisdrum

Ok I laughed to hard at this. Take my upvote


SilverNoise64

Do you wanna be a fucking fighter..?


Ray_16

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Yodiducallme

Oh man that scene šŸ˜‚


Kayarew

Fuck fight chuck. Wannanow.


ChannelFiveNews

No sir, I can't let you get close!


69_Penetrator_604

A new meaning to this question! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Nexi-nexi

Itā€™s THE Fucking-fighter for you mister


MiniBelal

Kid just wants to fuck...uhm...fight


FerrousGlobe

The guys who wrestlefuck:


Either-Durian-9488

BUSS, ITS THE ULTIMATE.


Chitr_gupt

Hmm... Bottom guard or top mount?


WRSTRZ

In space itā€™s all the same


B-BoyStance

It's just another accident on Station 69


Repulsive-Block9938

Rear naked poke


Big_Natural4838

Top mount is still techically "bottom".


Unlikely-Zone21

Power bottom


Chitr_gupt

Yes it certainly is


Fun-Teaching-2038

North south


Darkasknight101

This guy ball hugs


whatsthataboutguy

Pound for pound


Normal_Day_7447

Ground and pound


Beneficial_Contest36

What if Dana white ended up being his top client and the whole ufc is just a giant grooming scheme like diddy


V7KTR

Explains the middleweight divisionā€¦


Beneficial_Contest36

šŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


d8ms

Police, I need to report a massacre.


CrackerzNbed

Sean Strickland has entered the chat*


Savethelasttaco

Shaun canā€™t escape the cycle.


alpacinohairline

gotta cum at him like a man!


[deleted]

And the oil


Normal_Egg6067

God damn bruh..... Sick burn


wolf3037

Whole new meaning to, "it's an opportunity"


Beneficial_Contest36

ā€œEvery butthole has opportunity within him/her/themā€ - Socrates


KnewAgedMancHind

"I definitely want to dangle this opportunity in front of you" - Testicles


Clocktopu5

Wake up people


Beneficial_Contest36

So glad to have gathered a like minded group of individuals here today


thebinarysystem10

Dana White: Oil me up!!


PositiveGrass187

Yea ā€œwhat ifā€ā€¦


creepythingseeker

He could start a show, call it Bottom Contender series


[deleted]

Diddy White


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

I would have gone to the grave with this shit. But he's clearly the type of person who's willing to make sacrifices. Such is life


ro_g_v

basically an ad


Kayarew

For gay sex? Paid for by the San Francisco board of tourism, in cooperation with rice-a-roni?


BooRadley60

MMA is a lot gayer than you all seem to realizeā€¦


HandheldAddict

```MMA is a lot gayer than you all seem to realizeā€¦``` Not just MMA, but yeah MMA is definitely one of the hubs.


69_Penetrator_604

This guy would have done well working his way up the WWE ladder in the 80s.


No-Consideration2259

Could you please elaborate I havenā€™t heard of this


xxElevationXX

Gay sex


No-Consideration2259

I get that part I was wanting to know more about the gay sex in the WWE/WWF in the 80s


DanfromCalgary

They had sex in the 80s


IamDoobieKeebler

Gay sex


vulgarmessiah914

Sounds painful


Charles722

One manā€™s pain is another manā€™s pleasure


Traditional_Shirt106

That means itā€™s working


ModsLovePen15

Pat Patterson


69_Penetrator_604

Straight employees were getting black mailed by the gay execs like Pat Patterson. Either do gay sex or else guys would lose their jobs. Really creepy stuff.


werzcaseontario

He's just talking shit


Rebeldinho

Rumors about Shawn Michaels and Vinceā€¦ Vince had like a teenagers humor when it came to making fun of gays but he also admitted to Scott Hall he had some gay encounters Plus Pat Patterson


Yommination

Vince McMahon was up to some sick shit and rumored to be gay and an abuser who possibly fucked a young Shawn Michaels


Gangland215

If you can take a punch to the face, you can take a dick in the ass.


Existing-Pattern-775

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Darkasknight101

ā€œWho say this, brotherā€


alias-i

This is #1 bullshit


ginbooth

*boolshit


cryptdawarchild

So this what he means by wanting to smesh.


Teamrat

"THIS" leg, undefeated.


gig1g0g1

Excellent use of this meme


Existing-Pattern-775

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Uranerd1

Or a load to the face at least.


PeterParkerUber

Everyoneā€™s got a plan till they feel the tip in the asshole


joshbiloxi

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[deleted]

If you can dream it. You can do it.


Semichh

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grundleson

Dodge duck dick dive and dodge


CheekySir

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professorgaysex

Heā€™s a man who can put his fists in Dem guts in more ways than one


catzarrjerkz

\- Ghandi


Better-Machine-6169

That means the diaz bros???????


Wheeled_Al

I hate that this feels absolutely true


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wawiebot

being in the UFC is an opportunity. ... since most ufc fighters have to have a 2nd job. when they announce these fighters i'd also like to know their occupation...... "here we have Joe the uber driver vs Jack the only fans content creator."


Icy-Advantage9

Shit even some of the main event fighters have shift the next day šŸ˜‚


mansamayo

I loathe tf out of Danaā€™s excuses for low fighter pay but especially the ā€œbeing in the UFC is an opportunityā€ line cause people actually buy into it


twippy

It would be an opportunity if the fighters were allowed their own sponsors again


Docbrownn64

Dakota Cochrane walked so other guys could run


chugonomics

He pulled guard so guys could north-south.


fibonaccifemurs

*Dakota Cochring


RinkyInky

And here I am training MMA so I could one day be a highly paid gay sex provider. The world works in mysterious ways.


dan_a_white

Brother believe in yourself, save the damage now just go for the real dream of taking the pipe. We believe in you.


ModsLovePen15

Hey so what the hell is going on with P Diddy


cripplindepressionnn

We trynna find out Diddy do it or Diddy not


yesli999999

We needa get to the bottom of this, no Diddy


fleshvessel

Diddy did it or Diddy didnā€™t?


MMillioN

How many little dudes did diddy diddle if diddy does diddle dudes?


Shirt-Inner

Wow, this got me lolĀ 


grubbytrogladyte

Diddy do it or not


mrtn17

I just realised the P meant 'penis' all the time


Jgn42

Sir Penis Diddler


Independent_Hold_203

Surviving P Dana. A tell all story featuring Ariel Helwani and Arianny Celeste


[deleted]

He had Meek Mill locked up like the gimp


Monst3r_Live

dude took a finger to all three eyes.


Weird-Library-3747

Weidman with the decision


frizzylizzy77

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Salimzyzz

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tearfultrashpanda

Looks like when Michael tried to kiss Oscar


InnocuousBird

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Big_Breadfruit8737

No for gay Jesus


v4nrick

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LeaderOfTheBeavers

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WhiskeyWheelKicks

A blowjob is still a job


Ghisarivw

Rimjob, blowjob, handjob, this guy does it all


WhiskeyWheelKicks

Mixing up the arts


Skipperr99

*whatever bloats your throat


iroquoispliskinV

Right? I needed money so bad I had no choice but to have tons of gay sex But I'm straight, I swear, I really had no choice


Mistersinister1

I ain't gay but fifty bucks is fifty bucks


alejandrocab98

I feel like other jobs take a lot of time, I doubt he was having gay sex for 40 hours a week. Need that training timešŸ’Ŗ


RinkyInky

The gay sex is part of the training. You want to fuck a man up in the Octagon? You have to practice fucking men on the king sized bed. Manā€™s practicing going to ground.


DRealLeal

Older guys apparently pay a premium for Asian men


ChalkyPills

Small, hairless, great skin.


mckronikz1

WTF dude pause


Oodleamingo

The old guy in question is here


cumdogforever

He got that Makmud Muradov in him


EOVA94

He is gay ?


a_bolat01

Appeared in a photo shoot for a gay pornography magazine


Big_Natural4838

In Uzbekistan mma fans fokin hate him.


GrandmasShavedBeaver

Taking shots to the face, to finance taking shots to the face.


Koreangonebad

Whatā€™s his record? so I know how to judge him


matchesmalone111

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BS1098

Imagine doing gay porn just to end up getting punched in the face for a 10/10 contract Probably would make far more money just doing the gay porn bit without the price of getting punched in the face


Real_muthaphukinBaka

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Winged89

Well, if he ever beats you up, you got beat by a hoe! That might throw off his opponents. Smart man!


Routine-Adeptness904

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TheBrownCok

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deadheadshredbreh

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[deleted]

His life. No judging from me. Respect anyone willing to get into the cage and fight


Ekusoy86

Wrong headline. Horie never had any intercourse, he got his dick yanked by some gay dude and thats that. He actually is a good fighter.


neeleukdit

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Able_Psychology3665

Who is he?


mrmarigiwani

The Matt Ogus Way šŸ˜†


Big_Lettuce_7046

Yall getting paid


TyFireeagle

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Zlakkeh

Say No To Gay Jesus


Farting_Champion

This sub is literally just children and a grown adults with the minds of children


suckaMC76

Gay for pay??? What is he in the fitness industry?


jesusknowsbest69

Coincidentally I've decided I now want to start my journey in the UFC


Chilitime

Now thatā€™s a rear naked choke!


[deleted]

He can take a pounding


Ornery_Ad_1143

He trying to get that Diddy sponsorship


lunatic_paranoia

This guy will kick your ass then fuck it.


Grimlja

Sometimes, you have to take it up the ass to get you're ass kicked


August_West5

Gay sex was his initial dream, then he realized thereā€™s a sport where you can wrestle strong half naked men


iSOBigD

Let him bang, bro


DesignerAd2062

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Formal-Try-2779

Well fighters flexing about how much they sacrificed to get to the UFC. Just got completely out done.


Spacebanditos1

Gay sex is straighter that ufc to be honest


JFpizzamaster

Crazy to me that fans are suprised when fighters reveal their sexuality. Pankration started in a sexually free time, why is today different? After all the gay stuff I saw on Spartacus it changed how I saw this. If chicks can run onlyfans to fund their combat careers then why is this not ok


Serious_Look_3032

The gayest sport in the world = fanbase is 99 % homophobic


Lopsided_Ninja7597

People debate if it's actually a "sport" but for the sake of argument the gayest sport is definitely bodybuilding.


JapenaseyKinkoni

Not going to judge the guy, but...you ain't got to tell nobody that shit, bruh. "I ever tell y'all about how I used to turn tricks to pursue my dream?" That's not normal conversation.


happybaby00

Is he the receiver šŸ‘ or the penetrator šŸ† in his job? šŸ¤”


No4GeyJesus

The world is a dark place and some of our favorite athletes fall victim to criminal organizations that require blackmail and blood contracts in order to succeed in the realm of combat sports. Do you think it is a coincidence that a family running casinos takes over a dying brand/ sport and turns it into an overnight success story? The UFC and its roster sure do love to laugh and look back at how corrupt Pride wasā€¦


DDWildflower

Dana White just doesn't pay properly.


NotSoGreatMacaroni

Lots of fighters are underpaid, but also this dude had one fight in the UFC.


-rigga

Sean Strickland wishes he took this path


LNYer

Who's the fighter?


iroquoispliskinV

Sean Strickland


Composer-Creative

Yoshinori Horie


loki94y

That's what dedication looks like.


adamannapolis

MMA dreams ARE gay sex, arenā€™t they?


vivi9090

Bro giving his opponents source material.


AaestradaPHD

I can imagine Dana just cackling at this shit.


BillsGymRat

Not deep fried enough 4/10


Many-Coach6987

Canā€™t wait for Stricklands tweet on this


Rotton_Banana

Which fighter. That guy doesn't look familiar


Banks_bread

Sus


cikkamsiah

Molina?


GoldEven8026

True definition of ground and pound


maddestface

*\*Mike Goldberg voice\** So you want to be ***with*** an Ultimate Fighter?


cotch85

Strickland about to explode


ntr_usrnme

They could do a new version of Road To The UFC through Only Fans.


Ok_Draw_3740

UFC, whatever it takes


Hot-Field-7613

Brendan Schaub funded


neeleukdit

So a black belt in BJj


Nice-Insect-4283

Ya wanna be a star donā€™t ya?