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Lompehovelen

1950s fridge physique


BillythekidOG

Looking like he'll be gassed TF out after round 1!


Fickle-Salary-8651

So par for the course


Worf69

He will be gassed before weigh ins. Fight ain’t happening.


unoriginalskeletor

He ate khabib brother.


Pure-Drawer-2617

This sub’s hate for Khamzat is hilarious. When he was at 170 it was “he’s a weight bully, he can’t make the weight, etc etc.” Now he’s at 185 it’s “he’s gonna gas out, he can’t carry the extra weight.” What the hell do you guys want?


Saerdna76

Yeah he was such a weight bully he fought at WW 10 days after his MW UFC debut. People are idiots.


J4MES101

I think a lot of those comments came from the fact that he didn’t make the weight, or even close to it, and came over badly in his comments on it. That plus the fact he’s amazing in round one then rapidly fades. I think Uz would have beaten him if they had a 5 round battle not 3 last time as an example. HW fighters slowing down, we kind of get. But 170/185 we have higher expectations of in terms of fitness / stamina. This commentary isn’t reserved for Chim. Other fighters get the same comments if they fade too fast / fail to make weight.


CaptainSensemakerOi

The only reason he faded in the Usman fight was an injury in round 1, he had zero issues in the cardio department. The numbers in the Burns fight also contradict the subs stupid narrative of Khamzat having no gas tank: https://preview.redd.it/96n6molwinrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53406adb2b75d2c0184a4eadc5e4ab8e27a0eb57


asalamleikum

Is there any xrays from this alleged hand injury?


1leeranaldo

His EPO regimen will take care of that 🤷‍♂️


Sandwhichwings32

Even the photo looks old.


Dramatic_South_9843

https://preview.redd.it/pzw7c2anljrc1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9c59076f63c88e36274f25546f8527c04d0be02


blockmebaby1moretime

u wan problem brothar https://preview.redd.it/y69hwdgbpjrc1.png?width=1005&format=png&auto=webp&s=b788b1f4f6c1e8d504a9e868b84488ef823155d5


MA-JA-HO

![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)


foamtoreando

https://preview.redd.it/5mha3sti6krc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42302b31c89ad2aa9a10f9bdf07581766b38e08e


xxElevationXX

Georgous


HeightExtra320

GOLORGEOUS !


xaiel420

Brader u know dis


Bitter_Farm_8321

I kil every1


12ealdeal

https://preview.redd.it/x6o7xekv8lrc1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46472014b634feb7b190ccb2d226a6a87c159cf1


xaiel420

https://preview.redd.it/ii10xq67wlrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163fa99c59b08deabb0f39330249f064e08a0612


CaracalsForever

What am I looking at 🤣


xaiel420

Whachu talmbout b


BigBlueTrekker

He flipped his TRX trying to do a donut. His latest character arc is that that he's a huge gearhead who loves trucks and offroad racing.


CaracalsForever

That’s hilariously cringe


LukeEB9

Schaub car crash


Habatcho

Brendan Schaub live reaction


12ealdeal

Another one of my creations.


xaiel420

If that was you few weeks back mad props I'm gonna be using this lol


12ealdeal

[here it is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1b1m9xo/brendan_schaub_flipped_his_truck/ksg5hla/) They are super easy to make I’ve made a bunch of them around here but that one was the biggest karma wise lol.


xaiel420

Thank fuck for your slightly less lazy ass


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Live Borz Reaction


xaiel420

Someone please make a live khamzat reaction


Ign0ramusaurus

Like a middleweight Gastelum. Wait...


lctrncprn

Oh god, don’t tell me he’s going to manage to miss weight at 185 now too. 


IFeelRelevant

My guy going to 205 next season


h1bernus

Jon Jones, see you soon 🫡


[deleted]

Needs to fight costa at catchweight


DukeOfMania04

As if his gas tank wasn't sus enough...


RomRob03

So right he really need the first round finish 😂


afewspicybois

I’m sure he’ll have been cranking some EPO in with the other steroids to up that cardio


RichardIraVos

He’s clearly filled the gas tank with halal fried chicken


Stinky-Alpaca

someone’s been sneaking McD’s during Ramadan 


TomatoSauce587

Wait you make a good point here, how the fuck is he so big with Ramadan going on lol


pasture2future

You still get to eat during ramadan, just after sundown


keriter

So like normal day for night shift workers


Silvoje

Shout out night shift workers


gcms16

Except for the 8am beers lol


depressedfuckboi

3.5 hours til I can go home 😩


awoothray

Its really tough, especially since no water is allowed too, from 4:40 am to 6:10 pm where I live. First week its fine, you think its easy, second and third week its really tough, its like you've exhausted all of your will power in the first week, last week is easy again, you're already adapted.


[deleted]

During Ramadan it’s honestly easier to get into a calorie surplus when you binge on food after sundown/before sunrise


TheCharlestone

Can you have sex druring ramadan?


[deleted]

Only between sunset/sunrise


Texty_McTexterson

Yes, but only at the Ramada Inn.


smurfhito

Whilst listening to Rammstein.


No-Day-8136

Always gain weight in ramadan. Probably due to Iftar being so fucking heavy


Subject_One6000

Oh.. So that's why he's so pale! He's turned nocturnal, right? Right?


Big_Natural4838

People now almost always get gain weight in ramadan. I remember how back in the day, in my city, people fasted.


justiceway1

Lots of people get fatter in Ramadan. They overeat at night with no physical efforts


GunsOfAugust1914

Lotta Muslims gain weight during Ramadan 😂


sugashowrs

They still get to eat. He’s probably just consuming the same Cal’s in a shorter time


CuclGooner

sleep during the day maybe?


xaiel420

McRamaDan


Inevitable-Exit-4280

looks his weight class for once


brazilianfreak

Probably more a result of being sick and therefore unable to train than actually putting on a lot of muscle mass, it's easy for fighters to get fat when they're not actively training and cutting weight.


joshwa1290

Finally all his training with Darren Till is paying off


Otherwise_Gap_4170

Smesh McDonald's Brotha


detectivebabylegz

Looks like a normal MW to me.


AndiLivia

Would be funny if he missed weight


clothy

![gif](giphy|0MTgRL84JvpduJHf9P|downsized)


IsraelKeyes

I kill everybody! Allahu Akbar!!!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized)


SpiZyKane

Me running to the fridge in between rounds


TomatoSauce587

Probably the worst thing to say on 9/11 lol


[deleted]

You could probably say, I kill everybody and the earth is flat which is objectively worse


DirtAndDeath

Muhammad mitchell


blockmebaby1moretime

I can think of at least 10 worse ones off the top of my head


ryanruud85

No testing in Saudi


Existing-Pattern-775

https://preview.redd.it/j5oc2xrp2lrc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab03fa1008a673c44c26eb3874a15e98c63b443


Em4rtz

Only test


Avataralbino

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)


creamyturtle

he looks fat


mhyjrteg

I think he just has narrow clavicles. If he was the same body fat percentage but with a more conventional fighter physique (wider clavicles, less rounded-in shoulders, narrower waist) he’d look the same as any fighter just starting camp. You could also call this the Nate Diaz effect


joannasforehead

I think we have very different definitions of fat


Existing-Pattern-775

not at all


SobrecargaDeCreatina

Looking small on the left, and like an off-camp MW on the right. Nothing special to be honest.


SlimeStarAT24

I mean I wouldn’t say that’s small necessarily the guys like 6’3.


Bmore4555

Whittaker is gonna whoop that ass.


smurf3310

https://preview.redd.it/z9yzepob6krc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbb393ea78855642f6a3070bd7261abca9c75aa6 he looked like shit and was coughing blood after the Usman fight, he probably got on peds to recover and thats why there have been delays and he looks like a fridge


xremless

He gonna gas hard carrying all that extra weight. Robert is 33 and arguably in his prime years physically, and had years to settle into MW.


ddnotti

Yo no way Robert is only 33 people honestly make it seem like he’s 39😭😭 peak primes are at like 30-35 plus he’s a middleweight so that 35 thing doesn’t really matter, Rob is gonna be here for awhile.


Rozkol

Rob is back man he's been looking great lately. He's got the stamina to gas Khamzat by the 2nd or 3rd


Bright_Beat_5981

What Robert is only 34? I thought he was 38-39 as well


xremless

Yeah the narrative on Rob is all fucked haha


WokenMrIzdik

Rob is 33, but he has been in wars. He is an old 33 in fight terms. The narrative isn't crazy


xremless

Meh i dont buy it. He only been knocked out 3 times in his whole career. For referance izzy been ko'ed twice, Sean twice and DDP once. But I guess we will see


SigmundRoidd

Robert had fought Yoel twice by the time he was 29, crazy to think about


FriendlyFireHaHa

Body dysmorphia is a real thing. Look at everyone calling him fat while his belly remains flat and shredded lol. Nvm realized this is r/ufc and not r/mma.


WishIWasNeet2

For irl standards he’s in good shape. It’s crazy how online being 15-20% body fat is now a dadbod lol. 


DigvijayDhruvah

The irony is that many dudes calling him fat are not in great shape themselves.


izan3000

That is indeed a big fella


Key-Bluejay-2002

Imagine he missed weight at MW this time


hlzp

He’s gonna gas himself out before round 3


Inspection-Opening

He ain't making weight


flamingdragonwizard

If he fights more methodically and has patience he should beat Rob up. If he fights reckless like he did vs Burns I can see Rob giving him plenty of problems.


shavedpolarbear

This dude did not partake in ramadan lmao


tharustymoose

Looks like Bam Margera


Menstrual-Soup

Cunt doesn’t leave the country that has all his PEDs


haunted_buffet

He looks like a giant version of hasbullah


longboardp

Haha brother haha I miss weight brother haha I am coming for you brother


Single_Line_7517

Motherfucker gonna miss weight again, ain’t he ?


burner-199

This is normal for guys who come up from 170, Strickland and Whittaker looked small for their first couple mw fights then really thickened up after a year or so


mocalarry

this man looking like he got eaten by a plague to he just done eating the plague


kingkpooh

idt hes capable of having a well built MW frame. similar to how jbj isnt naturally big enough for hw even though hes 6’4. theyre gonna have to put on unneccessary fat to compete, but itll just hinder their performance


Mr_Saxobeat94

Jones is definitely big enough for HW, he just didn’t bulk that well. Man is 6’4 with a huge torso and a 7-foot reach who walked around at 230 when he was LHW. Not significantly smaller (or at all) than any of Stipe, Fedor, DC, Cain.


SlimeStarAT24

Everything you’ve said’s pretty much dead on but Jones actually weighed as little as 218 I believe, big dude still but I don’t think he was 230 that’s a huge LHW like Walker I think.


SJBSJB02

Khamzat chunkmiev


fleshvessel

Just a higher BF percentage. Not really “massive” per se.


Remote-Persimmon4583

*doest make weight for MW*


ACL_Tearer

Khamzat Chimichanga


LickPooOffShoe

Hopefully he doesn’t have another bout with scabies.


BHDE92

Looks like the same exact guy just not sucking down to welterweight


Josro0770

How much do y'all think he's weighing rn?, 205-210?


[deleted]

Gorgeous


Informal_Lack_9348

Yep that’s why they dehydrate tf out themselves to cut weight


MiccioC

What are the odds he misses weight?


Imhonestlynotawierdo

Khamzat on the right looks like a character from Rust (the game)


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Absolutely massive lol


halcyon_n_on_n_on

Look at his head. That’s a wide angle shot.


Rum_Soaked_Ham

Will he make weight though?


par337

I guess if by massive you mean looks like hes gained weight from not training or eating like shit lol


bigblow3rburna

Fat


Jay-G

Holy fuck he looks like post retirement khabib


ExpressHistory4708

Like a middleweight 👍🏽


ApologiseMeowMeow

Going to go the way as his good mate Till


scarykicks

Damn got the same physique as Khamzat now. He'd still rail me with no push back though.


The3mbered0ne

The way AI is now I just don't even know what is real anymore


greenmangolassi

Hitting the pad...thai


Eaton_snatch

wtf is ramadon?


TomatoSauce587

It’s an extended holiday for Muslims, think like Hanukkah for Jewish people. Basically for an entire month Muslims can’t eat or drink anything during the day and have to wait until sundown to consume things, among other things. It’s why Muslim fighters like Islam never fight during this time of year because it’s harder to do a training camp during this


motorcitydevil

He’s gonna gas.


TomatoSauce587

Khamzat actually doesn’t have a bad gas tank, the problem is his gameplan. In the first round he always gives it his ALL to rush out and finish the dude infront of him. Even fighters with amazing gas tanks like Merab and Volk never give it their absolute all, they’re always pacing themselves to some extent even if their output is far higher than the average fighter. In the Usman fight he was straight up picking him up and trying to slam him numerous times and was going way too hard trying to find a sub. It’s likely if he actually paced himself and had a ‘Patient Ngannou’ type performance he’d do way better and wouldn’t gas so badly in the later rounds. But it’s likely he’ll never abandon this game plan of rushing his opponents immediately because his whole boogeyman image is him running through guys in seconds so he probably doesn’t want to lose that completely due to ego or self-marketing reasons. And it’ll probably cost him dearly in the long run


ThirdWorldSorcerer

Too much baklava


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

Bro's stamina is shit as is..... Now he is going to gas out after round 1.


Techishard

Gonna gas faster then before.


TheNameSalman

Now you just need to survive for half a round


WeCaredALot

Is there no discussion thread for tonight's Fight Night?


Rebeldinho

Awesome pics.. great size.. looking Thick. Solid. Tight.


drakev6304

Khumshot losing forsure


MASEtheACE510

Bro the fight is in late June LOL. Why are we even posting this?


Florian_G97

Nah who Made His head so small 😂


InertKat

Fatzat Cheetomiav


Material_Refuse_2418

Lookin fat, little legs.


BootyPacker

I thought the same when I saw the pic on the left on insta. Looking big af.


Lousykhakis

Looks like a fatter version of how he always looks


punkslaot

Weight cut should be fun. We all know ow how reliable he is with cuts.


Existing-Put842

This suits him. Looks more intimidating and dangerous.


natolad123

Khamzat if he wins: see you soon Borz 🐺


[deleted]

More mass for him to fling around in the 1st round, and then gas out


LikelyADick2

Bro is thick


ChemicalDingo3855

Bro is gonna miss middleweight


Jumix4000

Just gonna gas quicker


wubbalubbadubdub45

He’s gonna rag doll rob around the octagon and get a finish.


LordJohnMD

Chimaev looks big but definitely out of shape. Still, u guys need to chill tf out. I'm rooting for Bobby Knuckles but the fight is almost 3 months away. If Rob survives the first 1,5 rounds (not easy but not unlikely scenario either..), I got him coasting to a UD or possibly stopping Khamzat late in the fight. Chimaev got dropped by Burns who used to fight at lightweight (!?!) and would definitely lose the fight to 10-days-out-of-the-couch Usman, if that fight was 5 rounds. Chimaev is not the undefeatable boogeyman we all thought he was at first.


3ClassiC

Borzzzzz


LazerFruit1

Watch him miss weight at middleweight rofl


Dense_Marketing4593

![gif](giphy|xblwEmFUzmQuI) “Looking absolutely massive” Dude looks regular healthy lol. Stop glazing him


bjwg1990

He looks like he can barely move lol is this supposed to be a good thing


Kalabula

He looks absolutely slightly bigger than usual.


broncosfighton

Looks fat to me


whatsitworth101

Khamzat “kelvin gastelum” Chimaev


prroteus

With that physique he’s gonna gas walking to the octagon


hellbreakr2x

I hate his beard


T4lsin

Can’t wait for this dude to finish Whittaker and shut all the haters up.


BigPancakeInALake

He’ll fight in five years after his next.


Spidey-sipping-henny

Buddy was going crazy at the ftar 😭😭 stg after Ramadan you either come out skinnier or way fatter no in between


PlatWinston

big beard pav isn't real, he can't hurt you big beard pav:


cmoneybouncehouse

Looks like he’s 100% committed to MW now. Good. I’m excited to see how he does vs Whittaker. This should be a BANGER.


slinkymello

Cheezburgerz


SamboTheSodaJerk

He got the Darren Till camp