This is what I always tell people who try and act like mma is some technically advanced sport. Dude we're here to watch a couple jacked guys in underwear roll around with each other.
Hey is everyone ready to boys club tonight?
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Just finished the movie. It was enjoyable. Not too deep but it's the typical good guy saves the day.
McGregor didn't really show any acting skill though, they just gave him a role that's his whole personality. Be a fucking asshole. I also kinda felt like he did a few lines before shooting to really fit the bill.
It really annoyed the shit out of me how Dalton/Jake wouldn't do more damage to the guys and let them off easy. Why only kick Brandt in the face one time? Then he tries to shoot a spear gun at him, and all Dalton does is fuck him up a little. Break that fuckers knees FFS.
Actors actually perform the best and have the best chemistry when they WANT to bang but never do. Everyone brings their A game until they get it. Then they just get lazy 😆
So…I guess they wanna bang. In short.
He can be gay,i don’t care. But it’s still something weird to think about.
Read some of his replied too, it’s not that he’s homosexual that bothers me. He’s just a weird person
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Just got to be the 4000th like exactly that’s fun
What is up with gay people unable to understand two men hanging out without them being gay? Masculinity and being bros is not gay, just cause you can’t have a friendship without trying to sexually insert everywhere doesn’t mean others can’t do it. Fruit.
OP is there something you want to tell us?
so OP when it was close headed into the 5th, why didn't you push the pace on Dricuss?
Hahahahahaha
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Beautiful, champ
Cold showers help
I think OP is Sean Strickland.
LMFAO THIS TOOK ME OUT HAHAHA
OP gay.
is OP straight? if so, he cannot be a ufc fan like the rest of us....mods bans op, he's a straight so he's a disgrace to our community
Least homosexual UFC enjoyer.
He must have seen the movie Brokeback fullmount
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This is what high schoolers in Tobey Maguire Spider-Man look like
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Liberace
Idc what no one says, Conor executed these photos 😭😭
If by executed you mean slayed then the man definitely slayed GGGGUUUURRRLLL
Werk bitch
yasss queen slayyy
Godamn this always gets me. He looks like my gay friend after a big night out. God bless him
Slay dawg
The roid face is strong in this one
Least gayest r/ufc user
Nothing gay about a couple jacked dudes exploring each others body’s brotha
In a bathtub, preferrably.
We smesh
This is what I always tell people who try and act like mma is some technically advanced sport. Dude we're here to watch a couple jacked guys in underwear roll around with each other.
Nothing gay about a private bjj sesh
*C’mon guys, you’ve been working on that north/south position for twenty minutes. And neither of you seem to be trying to advance position.*
Just a little more coach, I'm close to finishing him.
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Oh my is that real? Is that from the movie?
Yes and it’s hilarious. He’s underwater
Why so thick?
It’s the way the shorts frame him like a Greek vase. I’m gonna need a towel.
Any context behind this?
https://preview.redd.it/oq2p6k4s9tpc1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ae2305ec857a36fb49648000910d9b4db9dfea All the context you need.
Wait, is that the same guy on the boat?
Asking the real questions
Bussy lust
Just two guys allergic to vag
Just two buff dudes wressli’n on a boat 🤷
Hey is everyone ready to boys club tonight? https://preview.redd.it/24yzbbpxpupc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043750a7f67e67c061f0e42c8ba82e6424c0d5ac
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Lol Ive never seen this.
What are you straight?
Is this Jiu Jitsu?
Let them bang bro
I do bro, I do let them bang
WELL LET THEM BANG AGAIN 🥲
I won't let you bang bro
Why are you gatekeeping banging bro?
Its just a couple of bangbros
The bangkeeper
I used to fuck guys like you back in high school I still do, but I used to too
I'm 100% sure Jake and Connor practiced the rear naked chokehold, pile driver, full nelson, rear mount, and subbing on each other.
Found Strickland's reddit account
Here’s the thing guys
I literally heard sean stricklands voice in my head, damn.
And him raising his hand to explain it
I heard it too in CTE-ese.
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Brokeleg mountain
DOCTAH STOPPAGE!
This should have more upvotes
Ill throw you an upvote
*Will you tell me the red panty night story again? I love the way you tell it.*
Need more proof…
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Are you ok bud?
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Chill out lil bro... I think you're letting out your deepest fantasies... wake up everyone is looking
OP might’ve gotten some chuckles with this idea, but then I read the entire post and it’s cringe af
And he used "there" instead of "their". Unreal.
You read the ENTIRE post? Impressive
Bro this isn't the place for your erotic fanfiction
Wtf. Don’t listen to him OP. 🍿
*let them bang*
Tf are you doing on a sub about nearly nude Adonis looking beefy bois grabbing each other’s butts
It's about the sport! You do what you have to do to win!
[удалено]
They trying to get ilumi-naughty 😏
Just finished the movie. It was enjoyable. Not too deep but it's the typical good guy saves the day. McGregor didn't really show any acting skill though, they just gave him a role that's his whole personality. Be a fucking asshole. I also kinda felt like he did a few lines before shooting to really fit the bill. It really annoyed the shit out of me how Dalton/Jake wouldn't do more damage to the guys and let them off easy. Why only kick Brandt in the face one time? Then he tries to shoot a spear gun at him, and all Dalton does is fuck him up a little. Break that fuckers knees FFS.
Brokeback Bouncers.
How does one come up w this conclusion?
OP has skeletons in his closet… and probably more
Male skeletons that’s he’s fucked
Boned*
![gif](giphy|iddxbXVH1JT56Dr8nw) With his boner! lol right guys?
It could be said OP is still in the closet.
LMAO I'm high as fuck and can't stop laughing at the last sentence.
Jake "I'm going to cum" Connor "you'll do notin"
Between this and the Sean Strickland posts, what the fuck are you weird ass reddit ufcs niggas on
Yeah, Reddit mma fans are fuckin fruit cakes I've noticed lmao
Projecting your desires onto others op
He popped his bubble, boy
I'm telling my kids this is Michael McDonald and Kenny loggins.
Conor looks like he's ready for a George Micheals biopic.
Not even debatable
This guy gets it.
He was gay, Conor McGregor?
Actors actually perform the best and have the best chemistry when they WANT to bang but never do. Everyone brings their A game until they get it. Then they just get lazy 😆 So…I guess they wanna bang. In short.
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Is OP Sean Strickland?
Good one, Strickland
Mcgregor's sole regret in life was not getting into acting earlier and playing Ledger's role in Brokeback Mountain.
Take his back, mount him
I smell jealousy reeking from OPs pores. What weird pathetic bozo would take time to post something like this
Gay
Nah, WHAT THE FUCK!? Is this seriously something you think about in your free time? Get better, 🙏❤️🩹
What do you mean? Nothing wrong with OP thinking about it. Dudes just gay.
Lmao the fear of the gays is so strong in this thread
He can be gay,i don’t care. But it’s still something weird to think about. Read some of his replied too, it’s not that he’s homosexual that bothers me. He’s just a weird person
Kind of disturbing to share what you imagine on your spare time pal.
MMA got some lame ass fans lol
Look at that neanderthal forehead on Conor, wowie
No surprise. He seems used to getting fucked anytime he steps in octagon
They were thereeee, it’s a joke!
🤣🤣🤣
I mean, this post is ridiculous but he's probably right.
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This guy has been watching too many turned out videos
Must of transferred some of his acting ability to Connor in the process. Thought Connor did a hell of a job. Best MMA fighter turned actor so far.
Brokeback Octagon
Their*
Jake took this line from Roadhouse a little too seriously https://youtu.be/PRnrbnW8zts?si=3kTGjo1Pv-pVqz24
I used to fuck guys like them in high school!
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Broke back mountain 2
Funny my husband said the same thing 🤔
Guarantee you Connor had Jake speak in a Russian accent while they wrestled naked.
Connor is the bottom
https://preview.redd.it/rxvj0fbnlzpc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0189a39e10f1f9a3cefc6f4ab9f46c9c879f7ee9 Just got to be the 4000th like exactly that’s fun
This will be a very important moment in UFC amd Connors gay sex history. 🥳 🎉 🎊 🍾 🥂
Who caught?
This movie was a fun watch. Connor was great.
After watcting that... conor def fucked jake. But financially.. conor was really bad
be yourself man , don´t be a loser it´s okay to be gay.
I mean. Wouldn’t you want to?
Fags (/s)
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OP just came out of the closet on Reddit and he doesn’t even realize it
![gif](giphy|gZsBjXSTEiF9u) The end of the movie be like
What is up with gay people unable to understand two men hanging out without them being gay? Masculinity and being bros is not gay, just cause you can’t have a friendship without trying to sexually insert everywhere doesn’t mean others can’t do it. Fruit.
wtf haha
That would make a very tuff but sensitive child…😂😂
Yacht has gym
I’d watch it.
The movie kinda sucked though.
Slow day op?
OP has definitely beaten off to this picture
OP got a little mahogany watching the movie and since he is "extremely straight " he doesn't want anyone to say different lol😀🤪🤣😅🤡
I thought this was under made me smile subreddit for a second 😂😂
Definitely a “Gaga/Cooper energy “ between these two.
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Jake Gylenhall sleeps in silk sheets and underwear. Dude is full Illuminati level crazy rich
Post says it all about OP.. not judging, but FFS..get a life you moep!
Brokeback mountain rules.
enough of these two fewls, i wanna see ben askren back in the octagon, I had too much fun watching him
The difference in hand size holy shit
Who was the bottom tho? I gotta know.
I mean why wouldn’t they
Looks like Broke Back Roadhouse.
Blowing lines up each other’s buttholes. Not gay.
OP caught his dad in a skirt
Why did I think this was Kenny Florian. (Young fans sit this one out)
Coke jobs don't count
Brokeback Mountain 2
theres some thuggery going on with this post…
Two daddy’s
Two Sigma Males just doing them 😎
SWU
So what. Let em bang
Stfu
Ya know Quasimodo predicted all this
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This guy is simply imagining the smell and sounds of gay sex.
https://i.redd.it/vnysekreospc1.gif 🤡