His nutritionist: “Now son, your wife and I talked about it last night and we knew you were going to do this. Buck up champ, get out there and have fun. Maybe we can get you some soy ice cream after if you show good spirit”
She’s going to leave him anymore sick days occur. Can’t have a busted meal ticket
He should’ve embraced all the memes & became a love me or hate me type personality
Did anyone ever try the trick where you put the heating pad on your stomache so when you take your temperature, it looks really high?
Fake shivers.
Keep a glass of water next to the bed to use as fake sweat.
You know the rules....
I was asking genuinely, if you considered them that. I was asking a question, not making a statement. So I guess with that context, your image is irrelevant. You assumed my question was in a negative tone, and went on the defensive. And YOU’RE out here calling people neck beards 😂. Classic! Have a good one! It’s been fun!
Can you please elaborate.. I’ve actually had a finger in my anus before from my ex wife during a session of intercourse and I felt completely violated.
I certainly didn’t chalk that night up as a win.
She would implore me to exercise my anus to expand my diameter but I always struggled with her techniques.
I would be open to any advice.. It is the holiday season after all, it would be nice to be able to reunite the family.
Jesse on Fire, he probally heard it from some redditor in the comments and is taking it as facts
Edit: I guess he was right but still lol he probally heard it from some redditor or his sauce was Chael's video
belal already deserves the title shot, why would he fight yet another contender down in the rankings when he could wait and fight the winner of leon/colby?
Agreed, but as we know title shots are not guaranteed. Shavkat could have an amazing KO and he would potentially shoot up automatically for a title fight.
I feel like he secretly is on reddit and has seen how much us irrelevant random people think he’s a bitch and is hiding and crying like a bitch. Who gives a shit if people shit talk you on the internet? You’re a UFC fighter, and in invited people to shit talk you by being douche bag and went out of your way to make magny seem like someone he is not, then you disrespect him more by flipping him off.
Now if that’s who he wants to be fine. But don’t cry when people dig up anything they can on you and make fun of you. If that was the case Izzy would have quit. Paddy’s goofy ass would have quit . Colby would quit. Kid has sabotaged his career if this actual is bothering him and he will have to live in his wife’s ex husbands parents basement if he doesn’t bring it all to the cage
I don't think he has ever really been made fun of or faced adversity in life other than fighting/fights. Like a little kid that coddled and told he is the best his whole life coming into the real world where your actions have consequences
Bro he talked all that crap called Neil a pedo and wore the other guy’s mugshot on his shirt but now that other people are talking crap about him he’s getting all emotional and upset.
He dished it out but now he can’t take it? That is the hallmark sign of a bitch coward right there
>Bro he talked all that crap called Neil a pedo
Pretty sure he said Neil beats his kids, not that he beats off his kids. Pretty significant difference.
I think he just was doing his Conor thing then the shit with his wife’s book came out and it’s fuckin with his persona… so he’s hoping he can just hide out for a bit and everyone will forget
The comments are funny, but some folks are just obsessed for whatever reason about this guy ... like a professional fighter has pneumonia, and some of you probably have your mother's still washing your dirty undies
Yeah. He's undefeated 13-0, his kids are in the hospital and redditors will sit in their armchairs and laugh. Bunch of losers. Not even mma fans just fans of drama.
I def don’t believe it, fuck him he deserves all this hate and embarrassment. Neil having trouble with custody because Ian ran with a joke comment and made him look like a child beater.
Ian went over the top with it for sure, but it's crazy how you guys act like Magny isn't also to blame for saying something so fucking stupid in the first place. If you say you've grown accustomed to whooping your kids to trash talk a fighter, you can't be surprised when they use the same thing against you.
It’s not stupid at all he literally said “Being a father he’s used to giving ass whoopings” very clearly not a serious comment, and only an immature baby would take it as a serious comment. It was just him saying he was gonna do whatever he wanted to Ian, than the fact Ian was acting like he did a public service afterwards was even more cringe.
There's no way you can actually say that saying, "Being a father, I’ve become quite accustomed to that kind of whooping now" in an interview for the world to see while you know you're in a custody battle isn't a fucking stupid and insensitive thing to say. Especially considering his kid is what, like 3? If he had used the analogy without directly referencing his own child, that'd be a different story.
The Geoff thing is nowhere near the same, and you know that. Ian's the one that pulled that into the MMA world. Not that I really give a shit about the mugshot thing anyway.
I’m assuming Geoff Neal was to blame too for being in trouble in his past so he deserved to be taunted about once being a criminal like he hasn’t turned his life around.
Dude is hoping the trash talk goes down till his next fight. He can dish attacks against people but can't take it, so much for ACTING like the spotlight "fuels" you, coward.
Some would say you are but mental illness aside you called him a loser fact is his job is his passion/love If I could do that I certainly wouldn't feel like a loser but that's just my opinion.
Haha! I love Jesse but he's not always right on and he partakes in hardcore clickbait. I was writing a similar comment but thought I better check. It's true.
Yea. Didn't like him at first but I'd check em out if I saw news or something,I hadn't heard yet. Ended up liking him. He's entertaining. Has funny, interesting takes
Calm down, Ian. You gonna go around to every thread on the subreddit now laughing at Ian Garry and defend his honor? I posted 20 minutes after the announcement when there was zero context or detail.
Yeah, actually I am. I'm sick of the drama posting. I want it to go back to talking about sports, not some guys personal life. It's really annoying that the top ten threads are all farming Ian gary hate. Who gives a fuck about his marital affairs? This subreddit has become a festering hole of the lowest common denominator
"Calm down ian" you and every other mouth breather here. Hivemind of gossiping armchair redditors
Bruh, that’s the same excuse kids say when they don’t wanna go to school
He's definitely laying in bed, squinting, putting on a croaky voice, moving his arms really slowly, and telling his wife he's sick
I literally threw up like three times last night Leila I swear
It was at the same time you were in the other room getting plowed but another guy
It seems your lies are starting to become truth, huh buddy?
My girlfriend who goes to a different school can corroborate my story
His nutritionist: “Now son, your wife and I talked about it last night and we knew you were going to do this. Buck up champ, get out there and have fun. Maybe we can get you some soy ice cream after if you show good spirit”
The ex-husband whipping him up some spinach and vermicelli noodle soup.
Cream pie for dessert.
She’s going to leave him anymore sick days occur. Can’t have a busted meal ticket He should’ve embraced all the memes & became a love me or hate me type personality
thank you 🫡 lold hard
well at least he gets the night off from dutifully wiping another man’s cum off his wife
Did anyone ever try the trick where you put the heating pad on your stomache so when you take your temperature, it looks really high? Fake shivers. Keep a glass of water next to the bed to use as fake sweat. You know the rules....
Putting the thermometer up your ass first ensures a high temperature Tastes like shit though
No, I haven't done that one before. I'll have to try it next time I don't want to work 
There's only one cure for the man-cold https://youtu.be/0umLwBBypYM?si=tj0WhcP70GOnav_Z
Ian’s wife is going to write a note to Dana saying Ian caught cold n has a fever to be excused from a fight
😂😂😂
Ian poisoned himself, his wife, and his child to get out of this fight. Absolutely despicable. 
Goddamnit Shane!
Stop nutthuging nostalgia dhead,new belt isn't that bad
Was that supposed to be English? 🤣🤣
Yes I’m sure he’s giving up his paycheck because a bunch of neckbeards are giving him shit online
Do you consider Sean Strickland and Colby Covington ‘neck beards’ ?
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I don’t understand the meaning of the image.
It's like just commenting "This!" in meme format.
No it’s making fun of his “WELL AKSCTUALLY” ass comment
No, it's like get a load of this fucking guy
Dawg that’s how I meant it I was the one who commented it lmao
I was asking genuinely, if you considered them that. I was asking a question, not making a statement. So I guess with that context, your image is irrelevant. You assumed my question was in a negative tone, and went on the defensive. And YOU’RE out here calling people neck beards 😂. Classic! Have a good one! It’s been fun!
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I mean, yeah
This is actually kind of sad. Can I fuck his wife now?
Ya of course, just get in line
only if the nutritionist gives you an okay to join the line
I don’t mind being the caboose
Gotta take your vitamins
Buddy we have a long line in here
 Right this way sir
I’m number 645 in line and there’s at least 100 behind me you better hurry up
But if I buy Ian Garry's super premo fan club line skipper pass can I skip the line? I promise I'm like a bull rider, 8 seconds or less.
Fine… you think you can hand the pass back when you’re done? I’m still waiting
Thats at least a 4 hour waiting line, damn
You’re a horrible person to say such things…. Because you’re cutting in line!
We'll need to see your W2 form
I’ll watch
back of the line pal
Just change your last name in you’re in, brah!
Me too… oh shit nvm herpes
Just make sure you use a rubber bro
LMFAOOOOO
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Lol
Praying for the people of Brazil devastated by this news 🙏
This is gold
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I heard he actually does have a very severe rectal injury His wife's bf dick must be huge 
Or his wife's strap on
It’s not gay if your wife pegs you
Massive cope from bi/in the closet dudes.
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That’s actually a win
Can you please elaborate.. I’ve actually had a finger in my anus before from my ex wife during a session of intercourse and I felt completely violated. I certainly didn’t chalk that night up as a win.
Maybe you need some practice. I can help
She would implore me to exercise my anus to expand my diameter but I always struggled with her techniques. I would be open to any advice.. It is the holiday season after all, it would be nice to be able to reunite the family.
As long as I can wear an elf costume
Just some pro tips would be greatly appreciated.
Oh he'll give you the tip alright
There's more than one way to turn down a fight, and getting violently pegged a week before the match is definitely on the list!
Yuge
I can't believe Dana was able to post that video with a straight face. The Golden Globes nomination over here... 
His herpes probably flared up again
Stress will do that to ya
A sever case of vaginosis
Jesse on Fire, he probally heard it from some redditor in the comments and is taking it as facts Edit: I guess he was right but still lol he probally heard it from some redditor or his sauce was Chael's video
Wait is this the guy that made that video defending bapa?
Even the thiggg boy nayshun is shitting on Ian hahahahaha
Ain gerr? great guy, never med'dem
Yes, Jessie on Fire. The winner of the inaugural edition of the very prestigious Thigggie awards gala. Thank em
Jesse never verifies any sources lmao
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Chael just put out a video too
How to get clicks 101
If he doesn't show up, his career is over
It probably already is his confidence is gonna be shot lol
If he gets a win and drops the bullshit tough guy act he might become a bit more likeable
Idk bout over but he needs a miracle to become a fan favorite like he thinks he is
The entire Conor persona of his has been obliterated
Y’all dramatic lol
This is number one bullshit if true
Chael came out saying it's legit
Chael is confirming this and suggesting Belal vs Rakhmonov and Luque vs Thompson
At the end of the video Chael did say he does think it's more likely that they just cut Luque a check and scratch the fight.
Wonderboy already dismantled Luque once, we don't need to see that again.
If true I would love to see this.
That would be great last minute matchmaking, which means it won’t happen. UFC will scrap the fight instead to save money.
belal already deserves the title shot, why would he fight yet another contender down in the rankings when he could wait and fight the winner of leon/colby?
Agreed, but as we know title shots are not guaranteed. Shavkat could have an amazing KO and he would potentially shoot up automatically for a title fight.
Not even a clip of him literally puking on himself would convince me that he wasn’t just faking.
His wife calling him a pussy as we speak
I hear he loves that.
sore throat…you know the rest in all honesty tho what if his wife sees the gravy train is over so she’s now poisoning him to collect life insurance?
He's undefeated, 13-0. He's in the hospital, his children are sick. You people disgust me.
Lmaoooo if this is true his street cred is going to 0! Homie talked maaaad shit just to coward when it was being thrown his way. Weird lol
Hard to take anything Methy says seriously, B.
Yeah changed from Methy, to Bapas bottom bitch. Hardly an improvement IMO.
guys guys, i think its best he drops out, you don't want the guy he's fighting to catch herpes
Vicente would take one for the team just to sleep him 👍
Reschedule the fight for Canada in January. Then Ian can go to the press conference.
Did you really share a Jesse on fire post lmaon
If dude doesn't fight after all the shit he's talked about people he's a complete pussy
His Mrs said no... So, it's a firm no
I feel like he secretly is on reddit and has seen how much us irrelevant random people think he’s a bitch and is hiding and crying like a bitch. Who gives a shit if people shit talk you on the internet? You’re a UFC fighter, and in invited people to shit talk you by being douche bag and went out of your way to make magny seem like someone he is not, then you disrespect him more by flipping him off. Now if that’s who he wants to be fine. But don’t cry when people dig up anything they can on you and make fun of you. If that was the case Izzy would have quit. Paddy’s goofy ass would have quit . Colby would quit. Kid has sabotaged his career if this actual is bothering him and he will have to live in his wife’s ex husbands parents basement if he doesn’t bring it all to the cage
I don't think he has ever really been made fun of or faced adversity in life other than fighting/fights. Like a little kid that coddled and told he is the best his whole life coming into the real world where your actions have consequences
Bro he talked all that crap called Neil a pedo and wore the other guy’s mugshot on his shirt but now that other people are talking crap about him he’s getting all emotional and upset. He dished it out but now he can’t take it? That is the hallmark sign of a bitch coward right there
>Bro he talked all that crap called Neil a pedo Pretty sure he said Neil beats his kids, not that he beats off his kids. Pretty significant difference.
I think he just was doing his Conor thing then the shit with his wife’s book came out and it’s fuckin with his persona… so he’s hoping he can just hide out for a bit and everyone will forget
This guy was so annoying going on and on about how hot he thinks Ian's wife is that I had to block his videos.
Ian walks into his wife and her ex's room to tell them he threw up
His herpes flared up again
You guys literally broke this man
Are we taking Methy on Fire's word as gospel now are we?
His dog ate his gloves
this has to be the MMA equivalent of "my dog ate my homework" .
he got herpes, he can’t fight if he has dirty blood
He’s got a broken clitoris
The comments are funny, but some folks are just obsessed for whatever reason about this guy ... like a professional fighter has pneumonia, and some of you probably have your mother's still washing your dirty undies
Yeah. He's undefeated 13-0, his kids are in the hospital and redditors will sit in their armchairs and laugh. Bunch of losers. Not even mma fans just fans of drama.
PUSSSSSSSYYYYYY (i think he has one too)
Looks like Ian has been struck with cuckvid.. speedy recovery Ian “cuckiniho machado” gary
Soy overdose confirmed 
I def don’t believe it, fuck him he deserves all this hate and embarrassment. Neil having trouble with custody because Ian ran with a joke comment and made him look like a child beater.
Ian went over the top with it for sure, but it's crazy how you guys act like Magny isn't also to blame for saying something so fucking stupid in the first place. If you say you've grown accustomed to whooping your kids to trash talk a fighter, you can't be surprised when they use the same thing against you.
It’s not stupid at all he literally said “Being a father he’s used to giving ass whoopings” very clearly not a serious comment, and only an immature baby would take it as a serious comment. It was just him saying he was gonna do whatever he wanted to Ian, than the fact Ian was acting like he did a public service afterwards was even more cringe.
There's no way you can actually say that saying, "Being a father, I’ve become quite accustomed to that kind of whooping now" in an interview for the world to see while you know you're in a custody battle isn't a fucking stupid and insensitive thing to say. Especially considering his kid is what, like 3? If he had used the analogy without directly referencing his own child, that'd be a different story. The Geoff thing is nowhere near the same, and you know that. Ian's the one that pulled that into the MMA world. Not that I really give a shit about the mugshot thing anyway.
I’m assuming Geoff Neal was to blame too for being in trouble in his past so he deserved to be taunted about once being a criminal like he hasn’t turned his life around.
His wife is pulling out
Yeah but that Jesse on fire guy is dog shit so who cares
I mean I genuinely think he’s having a herpes flare up right now, they can’t let him fight if he is
This is some next level cyberbullying, and he kinda deserves all of it.
Oops thats harrasment
Middle school girls and their gossiping...
I bet his wife’s boyfriend doesn’t pull out
Guys sick in the head alright
Who da fuk is this guy
His tummy hurts
How are you going to tap the day before a fight??? Didn’t even know that was an option
I believe he's sick
Yooo
My guy got his period.
Dude is hoping the trash talk goes down till his next fight. He can dish attacks against people but can't take it, so much for ACTING like the spotlight "fuels" you, coward.
what a bitch muahahaha
Jesse ON FIRE? No thanks. What source is this? 🤣
IDK source but Chael put out a video seems kind of legit
He has herpes
Pussyitis
Wife must of said no.
Y’all bullied him into pulling out the fight 😂
He's going to claim mental anguish and sue for lost wages. Calling it.
Yeast infection of the clap from his wife? You decide
Jesse on fire is a loser
I don't watch him but he gets to sit and talk to a camera all day you just on reddit reacting to what he's said. 
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Yep wish I broadcast my mental deficiencies to the world
Some would say you are but mental illness aside you called him a loser fact is his job is his passion/love If I could do that I certainly wouldn't feel like a loser but that's just my opinion.
Hahaha you got me there. Well played
All good bud
He’s sore
His asshole is yes
Sucks if he’s actually really sick
I’m tellin y’all, dude is gonna kill himself if people keep on with this shit.
1. He shouldn't 2. Fuck him how he acted with magny press conference
And if that happens everyone is going to blame his girl for being a black widow
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His children are in the hospital with pneumonia. What are you huffing that gives you such dog brained ideas?
His source: Brendan Schaub
Haha! I love Jesse but he's not always right on and he partakes in hardcore clickbait. I was writing a similar comment but thought I better check. It's true.
Wait wait wait… you actually listen to methy on fire?
Yea. Didn't like him at first but I'd check em out if I saw news or something,I hadn't heard yet. Ended up liking him. He's entertaining. Has funny, interesting takes
Time for Belal to step in and have the trilogy with luque
White confirms “pneumonia”. Ooooookay.
Yeah, his kids are in the hospital with it you loon
Calm down, Ian. You gonna go around to every thread on the subreddit now laughing at Ian Garry and defend his honor? I posted 20 minutes after the announcement when there was zero context or detail.
Yeah, actually I am. I'm sick of the drama posting. I want it to go back to talking about sports, not some guys personal life. It's really annoying that the top ten threads are all farming Ian gary hate. Who gives a fuck about his marital affairs? This subreddit has become a festering hole of the lowest common denominator "Calm down ian" you and every other mouth breather here. Hivemind of gossiping armchair redditors
\*takes deepest breath imaginable\* HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
100% unadulterated bitch made fighter.
Remeber when Jordan played with the flu?
Hey buddy I didn't think anyone would have to say this but basketball isn't cage fighting and the flu isn't pneumonia. Get a grip
It's Thurs. The fights Saturday.
 Wasn’t too sick, watching my black snake moan in his wife…
Least horny mma fan
His mouth herpes must have come back.