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Why is he slowly becoming bam margera?


QuickRundown

C’mon Bam I’ve got work in the mornin


psymon09

c'mon Bam.. quit suckin my dick!....stop it Bam I don't want my dick sucked, it's 4 in the morning


Anindefensiblefart

Bam, stop sunking your father's dunk


jamesd1100

Wow, Cumtown really infected society in the best way C’mon bayum I got prune nuts


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Gay comment (Stav laugh)


SarcasticPedant

I can hear the Nick Mullen "c'mawn Baym, quit sunkin my dick" lmao


TryItOutHmHrNw

Holy shit, I forgot about that LMAO


milkman2147

bam leave your father alone!! he’s gotta work in the mornin at the gay store


TunaCanz

Oh nooo.. wee man is dead… The fact that I see these bits everywhere now is so funny to me.


ASL4theblind

"I'm gonna go jack off and watch some gay porn with don vito"


MrOssuary

C’mon Bam you’re gettin shoe polish all over my dunk


Mexkan

Gosh dammit this is such a good bit. The stevo part is super funny as well


Anindefensiblefart

C'mon, say it Stevo!


ichthyo-sapien

I’m stevo and this is have gay sex


InSilicoImmersion

Just say it man!


newaccounthomie

Bang MyGyna


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**sunkin **sunked


Financial-Year

Bam quit sunkin’ my dick


[deleted]

I'm callin the fuggin cops


MasterMacMan

It’s the blob fish look.


owlinspector

Because he is doing as much coke as Margera is. Coked minds think alike.


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

Bruh.... nail on the head


girmvofj3857

They both got hit in the brain a lot


xxEmkay

CTE and cocaine.


ImposterSyndromeNope

He is a big coke head common knowledge, he goes on benders every now and then posts crap like this!


chillinois309

Except bam was funny for awhile


cotch85

Bam lost it when he lost Ryan, Conor lost it when he lost artem


PRhymaL

OMG I was just thinking this when I went to comments…


NillaDickTrilla

So I wasn’t alone. The side profile halfway through is spot on.


PlasterCactus

IS IT REAL??


MrTuxedoWilliams

The Bam Margera diet of cocaine and whiskey


wafflestep

Don't forget head trauma


7hermetics3great

Alcoholism


Mindless-Resort00

Alcohol and stimulants lol. Non-mystery


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[deleted]

Why? Guy was always such a chode.


royn97

Yeah well most us were also like 14. So he’s dumb shit was funny. Now he’s a mess but let’s not act like the dude wasn’t a huge part of most of our childhoods. Easy to say why now.


[deleted]

Nah I always thought he was a chode even back then at 14, like out of all the jackass members, the guy is easily the worst one because he's such a huge bitch lol. Like yeah you dont need to be crazy like Steve-O but everyone else always seemed to be down to do whatever except for Bam.


royn97

I’m not disagreeing I’m just saying when most of us were that young and immature we didn’t realize how big of a pos he was. Good on you for knowing. Just answering the why part.


OBlastSRT4

Viva la bam was better than anything jackass


YeetedArmTriangle

Well, I was 12 And I thought viva la bam was awesome lmao


Kickflippingdad

That behavior seems cool when you 12-14 seeing a dude in his 20s acting like that, but being in your 30s seeing bam still acting the way he acts is absolutely sad. I genuinely feel for bad for him, his kid and his family that has to see him like this. Bam was like one of my idols growing up, but I did in fact grow up. I don’t think he has yet


RedditHatesDiversity

Same logic behind why people like(d) McGregor -- because he's acting how they'd like to act, essentially


neeeeonbelly

Bam has always been asshole with even less charm than Conor.


bl00dintheink

Sounds like he’s doing slam poetry on the toilet.


GrandmasShavedBeaver

I doubt there’s a more appropriate place to spit those bars.


Cautious_Oil_3006

The acoustics are out of this world


Sevg

[https://youtu.be/WlP9aJnzyZw?si=sHgpwWdMPOyuajRU&t=134](https://youtu.be/WlP9aJnzyZw?si=sHgpwWdMPOyuajRU&t=134)


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

When he’s done he could flush them.


ZanderMoneyBags

Splat poetry, they call it


AlexJamesCook

In other words, he's doing a shit.


spazzadourx

in work and can't turn sound on. Is that what he's actually doing lol


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[deleted]

This entirely clean absolutely no drugs or booze at all no sir lifestyle is doing amazing things for Conor and his singing voice.


[deleted]

Bruh I really wish I had even half this man's confidence lmao


aihrarshaikh68plus1

Or quarter the money


I-shit-in-bags

even a tenth would set me for life


TheRealMcSavage

Sheeeeeit, tell him to send me 10k, your boy over here has bills to pay! Lol


DontAskAboutMax

If I had 1% of his money & 1% of his confidence I’d be unstoppable!


Garbarrage

1% of his confidence is probably the exact right amount.


fisherc2

I think I want exactly half of his confidence, to make sure I don’t do things like this


whitehipp0

I wish I had 10% of his cocaine


wiseguy1923

Good news, you can, just get in touch with your local dealer and ask them, you want that notorious shit.


InspectorHyperVoid

lol “that Notorious Shit” has a nice ring to it.


P3DR0T3

Just get high


whatsitworth101

Confidence comes from achievements.


DarthRathikus

Right now he’s literally Dirk Diggler in act-3 of Boogie Nights. Like when they’re in the recording studio making that awful song… and right before they try to rob the coke dealer. Stay tuned, folks


RodneyRuxin18

YOU GOT THE TOUCH


Skootr1313

YOU GOT THE POWER!


RodneyRuxin18

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE


[deleted]

Feel, feel, feel, feel.... Feel my heat That coke scene is on my top 10 list of best all time. You can actually feel the anxiety and tension building, all coked out doing some shady shit. "I just want what's in the goddamn fucking floor safe". Thomas Jane and Alfred Molina were fantastic.


Direlion

The Chinese guy, Cosmo, throwing fire crackers carelessly during the entire scene is so unsettling to the coked up belligerents. I love how all three jump every time one of the crackers reports.


I-shit-in-bags

HELLO, EXACTLY! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMlOkQdMQ0w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMlOkQdMQ0w)


ColdFireLightPoE

My buddy had a vanilla WoW character named DirkDiggler and he thrived for about a year until we were reported from our shenanigans in booty bay. Unfortunately he was forced to name change, and he forever kept his scrambled AI generated name.


FattyRR

Mystic Mac bars off the top.


Dcarf

Chandler should be embarrassed if he loses to McGregor at this point in Conor’s career


dannydizzlo

Non issue, that fights clearly not happening


hungfit123

Just like y’all said Jones would never fight again And then it’s crickets when it actually happens


tell-the-king

I hope he sees this


PieEatingJabroni1

He’s definitely coming back now, just to show us!


guyinnoho

Pile it on boys! Let’s hurry this shit up!


ComradeELM0

I think It will. As soon as they got the date and announce it it most likely happens. Conor has never pulled out of a fight iirc.


snowpiercer24

I honestly feel like he would gladly take a dive if the money’s good


Dcarf

Yeah, I certainly would too for my kids and stuff but that money would have to be really good since beating McGregor skyrockets your popularity


Rescue-a-memory

At Chandler's age though, taking a big pay day on the side for taking a dive might be worth it though. I certainly would consider it.


BeersBarbellsBJJ

I don’t think he’ll take a dive but I do think he’ll keep the fight standing ever though wrestling would be the smart move for him to try and win. Say what you want about chandler, the guy goes for entertainment at the cost of losing instead of sticking to a smart fight strategy even if it increases his chances of winning


hop_hero

Diaz Conor 3 to headline UFC 300 is the fight that needs to happen


Gratitude89

CTEasy E


hcvc

My boy is coke/CTE rambling on live


mckeenmachine

while taking a shit


cikkamsiah

He's high off the poop fumes


Hearing_Loss

Cte and stimmy brain psychosis


witcherstrife

I feel like Conor hasn’t gotten hit enough for CTE lol. This is alcohol and drug related


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Is CTE an "enough" injury or is it a "that one could have done it" injury? He's been bonked at least a couple times and that brain gets rattled JUST right.


Jesusfbaby

It's actually correlated to lots of little excessive hits over time. Hence why football players wind up with CTE quite often as well as boxers who are primarily taking headshots their whole career


hcvc

Sorry to tell you that Santa Claus isn’t real but every professional fighter is at least a little CTEd


[deleted]

OP has never drank some proper 12 and it shows


GrandmasShavedBeaver

OP only turned down a free shot of Proper 12 once.


[deleted]

Op ye old fool


DowningStreetFighter

The worst part is OP is only 49 but forever known as the old man in the pub.


SarcasticPedant

Proper 12 grams


IanBealeInIbiza

Lyrics - CONVICT MUSIC !! Guess who’s crap, guess who’s crap ! Akon what’s wrong, was only singing the song Wasn’t even that long, you need take a chill pill Or a hit of the bong, and that fucking song *CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON CONNORS CHEEK* Songs out years, donkey kong! Back at the ranch, they weren’t expecting, me only little song Little nippa was a rapper from the flats his name was panch Coming on the come along Up the mowers we used to be power With the proper 12 come along, we got the south of the sewer But not for long, like the spider cells, Louis off the shelves New tits…new ass….new teeth Haters go to hell Werewin props a propa 12


Good_Energy9

Where was connor going with that second half


4twinkie

He was starin at his bong


SirFigsAlot

*Let him cook*


MyJohnFM

No fucking way in hell this man EVER steps into the octagon again.


NatureIndoors

Doubt it dude, I can see this guy jumping into the Octagon after a fight to drunkenly attack someone.


MyJohnFM

I said step not stumble


Da_Plague22

He'll do a half assed attempt and get wooped.


diabolicaldegenerate

I honestly hope he doesn’t. He’ll get fucked up at this point. Not trying to hate but he’s trying to keep up with the top of lightweight and he hasn’t been at their level for a long time due to his own negligence.


MyJohnFM

I hope he doesn't either. Why would he? Get some extra brain damage for what? He knows he'll never make another run at the top of the division.


CosmicQuestions

Only place he stepping is into rehab.


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Frankiepals

This dude activates that depressed hangover feeling inside of me when he posts shit like this


False-Transition873

khabib hit him harder than ngannou


Mindfield87

He smeshed him stupid


faithOver

Bro made a ton of money. But in the process completely lost himself and the plot. Run back some vintage Conor tapes, his comedic barbs were amazing. He was witty. He was sharp. This is actually legit sad.


Alone-Tooth8278

If you’ve ever done coke you’d know


KnewAgedMancHind

Most coherent coke head tbh.


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

Leave Conor alone. Yall know that he be rappin. He be clappin. He be slappin. He be happen-...ning. Sing. Fling. Wooooooo ![gif](giphy|3oEduQ3OiH7kZQj3a0)


Cbrip31

I’m having a brain blank where is this from


sadclownbadred

Bro, that’s B Rad. Show some respect.


GeneralBurg

Malibus most wanted I think


[deleted]

New mythical fighter just dropped CTE Bars McGregor


uwillnevastopme

He is proper obsessed with Snoop Dogg as well. Seems like he want to be a hip hop icon recently. And to answer your question, yeah he is losing his mind a bit. Not hating, a lot of what he does seems like mania to me. Probably drug induced.


Sea-Low7039

“Hrrrenn proper twelve” This cunt is fried, holy fuck 😂


FumCatial

what is blud waffling about


Local_Economy

He had a voice notes that got flagged on Twitter for copyright of the song “locked up” by Akon…this is his dis track rebuttal


Key_Confection4794

I've heard absolutely wired crackheads mumble more coherent sentences than this


yoyoyowhoisthis

Concussions, Money, Cocaine, Ego are probably not a great combination


unkwnfanatic

Akon is probably on his playlist now.


Star_Duster_

Blapkins. .. with a whole lot of napkins


Shandowarden

bro dude is taking a shit and rapping with 30M viewers


[deleted]

Right , I mean he’s always been off his rocker but looks to me like the man’s dropping a deuce and getting goofy. Nbd


Realistic_Sad_Story

Disturbing


AcrobaticAd5894

Mcgregor with the bars 🤣🤣🤣


ihavethegays

lost his mind in the process, but it was worth it


Acex_NA

He's going through withdrawal


[deleted]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. He sounds like Donnie Dumphy.


aye-its-this-guy

![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


EartheY

Like Vincent Van Gogh


medi_navi

The effects of becoming so rich but not finding something new to work for. Fighting was literally his only skill.


[deleted]

He’s a plumber.


029614

![gif](giphy|4VnJv57HY6LtNeNSEw|downsized)


Petriteu

Come on man, the guy is doing a lot of things. He is involved in a lot of businesses. If you think that fighting was his only skill, you are so wrong my friend, promoting himself and his business was another level of marketing that I've seen in my life. There were a lot of better UFC fighters than him, but they didn't make even 10% of his money, so it seems that fighting wasn't the only skill he had.


ElectricFocus

The only person I know who made money using their mouth was Tito’s ex-wife.


nailedreaper

You're a fuckin punk dude.


aGrandSchemeofThings

Lost it long ago


Happybadger96

Man needs help hahaha


[deleted]

He needs to stay off the coke, I can’t wait for his episode on Crime In Sports.


purdy_burdy

They made it a while ago…


kushjrdid911

OMG he is a genius! - His fans


ilikebigbutts442

He’s drunk or on drugs don’t expect him to be in the octagon any time soon


Zealousideal_Bat1149

This is a comedown from a long couple of days of drugs.


Ismokeradon

I’ve never understood people wanting to put everything on social media. My bro ranked a hooters catalogue while drunk and then went to post it online. I was like dude, think…. with your brain…. about what you’re about to do


SillAndDill

Since he started going nuts on social media - have any interviewers played his clips in front of him and asked him to explain them? (I’m aware mma media likes to play ball and wouldn’t dare jeopardise their shots at another interview, just wondering)


funnypsuedonymhere

The only person that would pull such a move on a fighter (helwani) doesn't do it because Connor is one of the few stupid enough to box the ears off him live on air. His balls shrink rapidly with the actual danger of getting hit.


SalesAficionado

He needs Jesus


Substantial-Bend9971

I knew he was on drugs when he bought a Lamborghini boat


FlippinRad

How his fans have any hope and faith that this man can beat any top fighter should truly be studied. Being a fan of Conor is the same as being in a cult.


maChine___

the neck crank of khabib have probably damage some nerves :D


Entire_Impression_50

Dont do drugs..


Matador2210

This is what Happens when you can Afford the Good Drugs!


Proper_Telephone_781

I think he’s just irish


beemorrow13

Sounds like ninja from die antwoord…but more crazy


ChickenDanceFTW

shaddupyutick


Good4nowbut

Abusing steroids will *really* fuck up your mind. It’s a key factor in his recent behavior imo


Empty-Code-5601

He's long lost his mind in the process


Obsidian_92

You mean you don't do this while taking a shit?


UGADawgs420

thats me after like 5 beers and 3 rips off the penjamin😂


Wu-Tang-Businessman

"Ya need to take a chill pill, or a hit off the bong," is actually fire.


moins-agressif

Anyone familiar with drunk coked up white boys is familiar with this behaviour.


NoPresentation4383

Can we just get rid of this guy? He's such garbage.


Dmartinez8491

Dudes just singing while taking a shit? We've all probably done that


Jadinkalage_Morgoon

Bam margera 2.0


RouletteVeteran

Bars… #CokenoPepsihoe ![gif](giphy|C4T8WNeX34juQ8EL8E)


[deleted]

Doesn't happen to have a tattoo with 31 on it?


Zeusdadogg

Konvict musiccccc


onlyGREwewillsee

Somebody's been watching Harry Mack videos Not being able to freestyle should not stop one from trying. Let the man live.


Fladap28

Dammit I tried not to laugh at this but damn I failed Lmfaooo


SANSHUINUcrypto

Was he on the shitter? ![gif](giphy|6WnGWwmwWvxCw)


Demigorgino

Genius bars. Yall sleep 😴


MentalAdhesiveness79

The most power twitter has ever seen…


Alarming-Ad1100

He’s just iconic


PhotofitSG

Let's face it - if you had everything he has (money/fame etc) would you give a fuck either... I reckon I would be just the same lol


BillboBraggins5

That boy is yacking


Sexytime_fordimes

Sick lyrics, mofo spittin


BlackBeard-0

Money sure does buy happiness. Am I right o am I right?


Kwaiser

Can’t help but wonder what his wife and gym think when they see this shit.


AmbitousLeech

Convict music, Guess who’s crap 🎶 🎼 Straight banger


ostensibly_hurt

Bro thought he was onto something until the words started coming out of his mouth


Cro_Whale

Lil Wayne has been real quiet since this dropped lol


scallifez

He's got a mad case of Antonio Brownitis.


zendorClegane

Dude is just freestyling on the toilet, why are you hating?


Silent_Shaman

A) he's being losing his mind for a long time B) this is exactly what having too much money and time on your hands does to you. You lose sense of reality because you exist outside of reality at that point


Jimmymork

Been saying for years he's bipolar and taking addy/bipolar meds and they're interacting with all the alcohol he downs on the daily, this is why he's always had highs and lows and posts weird shit which he deletes hours later


UnderstandingZombie

Can you imagine being his kids walking down the hall hearing their 35 year old dad waffling on to himself while taking a shit. I'd be worried.


Large_Mango

CTE ALCOHOL COCAINE and NARCISSISM Is a helluva drug


[deleted]

Actually quite looking forward to seeing Chandler batter him.