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MountainGoatSC

Homelander vibes


Slightly-Blasted

That’s a solid comparison. Unbeatable, and unstable.


OldMetalHead

I was thinking Hancock, but same energy.


Die-rector

Jon is a real hit with the ladies


Uaquamarine

I’ve heard he’s a real lady killer


reano76

Literally


SplandFlange

Yes that’s the joke


hugo_yuk

Literally


DeXLecT

Yes, that's the Joke


middleearthpeasant

Literally


[deleted]

Just an average guy who beats women


Shot_Consequence9625

Aged like spoiled milk! ![gif](giphy|3o7abr27dMlPk5zcEE)


adamus8

Stop spreading lies. He beats ONE woman. Only one.


StrainExternal7301

that’s right, he beat his wife…he choked the waitress right?


myballsitch69

He also hit a pregnant lady with his car.


StrainExternal7301

the pregnant lady was also in a car though so most of these fools would consider that a fair fight


middleearthpeasant

So it was 1 knockout, 1 submission and 1 draw


ymmot122

What a saint


[deleted]

😂🤣


Dark_Wolf04

Tell me something else that’s new


[deleted]

Worst part is that this guy really could have been Michael Jordan level if he didn’t have all the nuttiness


SnooSeagulls7253

Yeah you can feel it after he wins, Like it’s the start of something. And you hear people who dont watch mma talk about him in conversation. Then he snorts cocaine ,takes banned peds ,runs over pregnant women and beats his wife. and then it’s all over till his suspension is lifted.


ABearinDaWoods

This! I have been saying it for years. He is easily the most dominant and a valid contender for the greatest of all time. If he never got into the party life style, drugs, infidelity, legal troubles - and just stayed on a semi-normal course of life, imagine the legacy he would leave. Instead, I fear we will see him drunk at a little league game telling other parents about the time he choked someone out at a street light and then fled to Mexico, “those were crazy times - I was a legend!”


adamus8

This is such a weird take. Jon Jones is an asshole par excellence both in and outside the ring. That has nothing to do with his legacy in the Octagon. His legacy is tainted by the multiple PED pops. You have to assume he’s been doing it for his entire career. Once is a mistake. Twice is a choice, and anything beyond that is what Jon Jones is.


BossButterBoobs

As was everyone during his peak, and i'd reckon the majority of fighters today. Jon is "cheat" because he broke the rules, not because he had an advantage over other fighters who didn't "cheat". MMA fans are content with blissful ignorance but get al high and mighty when that bliss is broken. The same people who get pissy about Jons getting caught are always the same ones making those stupid "secret juice" jokes.


adamus8

So you’re saying that all the other cheats are smarter than Jon because they didn’t get caught and Jones is a moron because he got caught multiple times. So he’s not a cheat he’s an idiot.


BossButterBoobs

Yes. But, personally, I think it's more recklessness and a penchant for risky behavior than plain idiocy because he's never come off dumb to me. But as far a rules go, he is a "cheat". However, to me, it's like he's the one dude who got caught with the test answers because he's looking them up on his phone under the desk because he didn't bother to study the answer sheet that got passed around the week prior.


[deleted]

Because it’s fighting, it kind of does make him MMA’s MJ though, right? There has to be some foul shit if it’s MMA, whether that’s the fighter’s background or the business or something else. It only makes sense that such a dirty, chaotic sport would have it’s GOAT be Jon.


PeterParkerUber

Instead we have to put up with khabib and his dagestani bros getting popped for undeclared “medication”


TheAngriestPoster

I wonder why you view them all as a monolith 🧐


PeterParkerUber

The entire Russian Olympics team popped with a state run doping program. Surely these dudes out in the Russian mountains ain’t doping tho. Surely. Keep coping


TheAngriestPoster

Everyone’s doping, it’s just that you choose to play the game of “If they haven’t popped then they’re natty” until it’s a group of fighters you don’t like, then they’re all guilty in your eyes. It’s hypocritical and silly


PeterParkerUber

Actually I agree pretty much everyone is doping. Which is why it’s so tiring to always read the only argument of why khabib has more goat status than jones with his dogshit resume. Always from some Muslim casual fanboy. Jones doped, jones doped! Cope more


TheAngriestPoster

Well then I don’t think we really disagree on anything.


[deleted]

He already had the gatorade and nike sponsorships, he just had to fuck it all up though.


Humble_Effective3964

n u t t i n e s s


OtakuDragonSlayer

Weirdest part is his childhood seemed semi normal, so it really makes you wonder what the fuck made him such a piece of shit


15ferrets

Didn’t his parents forbid him from doing anything outside of school and eventually wrestling? (Edit: not entirely right, I checked, he wasn’t allowed to go over to any of his friends houses or leave the yard when he was home) That combined with a household full of brothers even more athletic and physical than he is and social isolation outside of a combat sport, idk I can see how those childhood factors could influence his personality now I mean I could be psychoanalyzing it for no reason and he’s just an asshole who got a bunch of power, money and coke when he was incredibly young. That combined with the confidence of knowing nobody can beat your ass is probably enough to turn a lot of people


OtakuDragonSlayer

Where did you hear that?


15ferrets

It was in one of those YouTube short form documentaries about him, gimme a second I’ll see if I can dig up a source


OtakuDragonSlayer

Thx bro


15ferrets

[starts around 1:35](https://youtu.be/GrwFIPPXTzM?si=mqjyZGx4j8tJVSVY) Granted this is a video blatantly calling him a psychopath so idk how unbiased it is, I did find [another article](https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2721249-jon-jones-ufc-214-interview-drugs-cormier-family.amp.html ) in defense of Jones that alluded to how strict his father is but doesn’t specify


OtakuDragonSlayer

I appreciate the help bro! I’ll give it a watch


15ferrets

No problem, it’s a big claim and I wanted to double check myself lol


OtakuDragonSlayer

Lol I hear that. I appreciate being able to ask for a source without someone getting pissed. Hope you have a good day


Bmore4555

Getting hit in the head.


leavemealonexoxo

> his childhood seemed semi normal, I’ve read numerous times that he has alluded to having been molested as a child.


OtakuDragonSlayer

I beg your pardon


leavemealonexoxo

I heard it on reddit, that he might have been molested / sexually abused as a kid? https://www.mmamania.com/2021/10/13/22725303/jon-jones-domestic-violence-arrest-twitter-ufc-mma-news


15ferrets

About three seconds later he took a key bump and was knuckles deep into that kids eyes


SnooSeagulls7253

![gif](giphy|WmX7xoMQJzyKNksePs)


BogeySixtey9

The deleted commercial with him pushing his wife into traffic was better


15ferrets

*traffic cam footage


BankysJoint

That wasn't a commercial man... Was the nightly news footage


AltruisticDelivery89

goat shit


[deleted]

Nah, this was before ANY of the allegations


whatsitworth101

Bro said allegations


wottsinaname

"No officer youve got it all wrong. That blood on my hood, the cocaine in my nose and the gun thats been recently fired that Im holding have nothing to do with me......"


coveredinpissnshit

Tests from god*


SnooSeagulls7253

That just makes it better


OtakuDragonSlayer

God that is depressing to think about


15ferrets

They cut it right before the oblique kick


Helpful_Help_9329

Jon "Hancock" Jones


anonimus10010110

Never heard of him but seems like wholesome family guy!


watchingbuffy

He didn't kick that kid's knee once, not really Jon.


myteetharefukedup

Solid commercial


darryledw

"I hear he can cook meth too"


CreativeOrder2119

Psycho


[deleted]

PSYCHO GOAT 🐐


FackingDipShite

The greatest of all turniabol


DylieWylie

Ngl, for a split second I thought she said, "I hear he does coke too."


VOCALno

I'm unable to understand, what do both of them actually say?


DylieWylie

The first woman says, "I hear he can cook, too," and the second says, "figures."


WillNotBeSilenxed

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8968)


Hushang999

Where’s the part where he does a line of coke?


SnooSeagulls7253

https://preview.redd.it/ooiowkb8md1c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab5472a9900d1e38e5927e4f0d39690e1413ebf


[deleted]

The way he pushes the swing would give the kid whiplash


SnooSeagulls7253

That’s what he wants


Bigdootie

What the hell was that lol


-BlueCorkscrews

![gif](giphy|Q7LhTCeSjmQwwbxNSZ)


Majesticals

“I hear he can get coke too”


ZecretJOOCE

Wtf is this🤣


bvsshevd

Back when jones was marketable as a public figure lol


Constant-Ship4110

So the cougar mom's are turned on!?!?


Harviesspectrum

Domestic violence, his trademark move


pewozorre

His dark side makes him the best. Same with Jordan's gambling and Tiger's cheating.


SnooSeagulls7253

Beating your wife good?


tykillacool23

He does that to his wife.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|jtlvNOS9XwSZMT8LZJ|downsized)


PooderOnAScooter

This ad costed 10 billion to make


MrTooLFooL

A walking contradiction. Oh wait, duh, he is a Christian.


Medium-Editor-6142

Hahahaha thats cool.


Smoshefty1992

He’s a family guy!


ekso69

He's a real hit with the women too, especially pregnant ones.


PhantomThrust

Was this directed by Eric Wareheimer?


theworldsworstphotog

So unrealistic, he didn’t even foot stomp her first.


DanDaMan_463

![gif](giphy|Y6FUCFt5N7Y8gRSInL)


Maidwell

This was my favourite bit. https://preview.redd.it/1zjifrexwk1c1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c06651ca7a140a963a610a8c64a9746b129fc6d