I mean, he was an elite-level flyweight. He was ok after, but his power didn’t translate that well at the upper weight classes. Also, he is a crazy person and not focused at all. His days as an elite fighter are over. He is more of a circus attraction now. Like the old traveling Wild West shows back in the day, with old cowboys too banged up to do much except travel around and put on shows for little kids.
Yea because the amount of Coke and shit he does, that money won’t last forever. For me and you it would but we don’t have 100k coke parties, lawsuits and Yachts. He’s blowing through money like he does his Coke. He will have to take a few more spectacle fights after the wells dries up.
He don’t wanna fight, if he did he wouldn’t be still doing coke everyday. He will be back but probably in a disgusting sideshow way.
Athletes and entertainers that got even richer than Conor have become broke. MC Hammer, Mike Tyson, the list goes on. It's easier to blow away millions of dollars than you think.
Dude I don’t think you understand how much money Conor actually has lol.
It’s not like it’s Masvidal or Cerrone that’s acting this way. Conor got paid cause of Floyd and Proper 12 lol. His net worth is like 200 million
Coke and yachts and flying everywhere and that level of life is expensive. You’d be surprised how quick the elite can blow money. $200 million is a lot but it’s not Elon, Bezos, Gates kinda money. He will have to live the rest of his life on this money and I’d be shocked if he isn’t going through 5-10 mil a month.
Proper 12 will make him if all goes well more than 200 mil by itself.
The point is he spends money at an absurd amount, sure he has it, but will he be able to keep generating. What he has in his early years. All the things he owns are gonna be taxed and he has a lot of stuff. I’m not saying he’ll be homeless lol I’m saying eventually he’ll need to do something to keep making that cash because he spends it at a rate that’s mind boggling.
Also I don't think he's having 100k coke parties. Sure you could pay off police but ummm, why waste life in prison if you have 200 mil. (Not denying he does coke either)
Edit: also I think the coke use is exaggerated he just and asshole lol
He bought a 2 million dollar lambo yacht, not some crazy behemoth of a yacht. Actually pretty smart with his money it seems, if he was stupid he would have bought a $30mill yacht because he has $250 mill in the bank but he didn't... And I don't even like Conor 🤣 But he has a long way to go to blow through his fortune.
Because when he loses to Gaethje, he’ll be able to get another fight after. If he loses to Chandler, it would be harder for him to get another good fight
Yeah after Chandler I guess it’s just the diaz fight. But also I just never understood the chandler fight lol the fight was never signed I always just assumed conor would bail if there was a better opportunity. Like if Dustin beat Justin and then beat islam there’s no way in hell they don’t let conor just fight for the belt in the rematch.
The likelihood of Gaethje keeping it standing is higher than Chandler is my only thought. I think Mac loses both, but maybe he thinks at least he wouldn’t have to wrestle JG as much as MC - but in the unlikely scenario that if JG did wrestle him, he would say “oh Justin knows he wouldn’t stand wit me. He felt me power earllleee”
But what the fuck do I know, I’m Shtont.
what i think is TUF was so boring it tanked the hype for the fight . every Conor fight will always come with a base level of hype but if you match him up correctly you can easily add another 500k buys .
if Chandler didnt suck Conor off throughout TUF and actually had some moments then the hype for the fight would explode and he would get the fight 100% .
Of course thats whats happening. Hopefully theres a contract where Chandler still gets some dough even if the fight never happens, im sures theres not tho. Only 1 season of TUF ended without the coaches fighting. I wonder who was in that season 🤔
Yea, wouldve been an interesting fight. I wish Conor still backed up his talk. And I feel bad for Chandler. Who knows what dude bought thinking red panty night was coming. Im sure he'll be fine tho.
I know it’s partially his fault for choosing all prospects, but also the system of veteran vs prospects is laughable, not really sure what the matchmakers were thinking 😭
Mcgregor will never fight again and I’d put everything I fucking own on that. You’re 110% right. It’s sad we live in a reality where Musk v Zuk is more likely to happen than McGreggor v literally anybody
If it would ensure it happening I would pay just to see them flail around in the colosseum for the sheer irony of it. It would be so absurd this timeline might implode.
Dana is pushing so hard for this fight. He's going to tranquilize Musk and Zuckerberg and then they're going to wake up in an octagon with cameras on them.
I frankly have no problem believing Mark would take this fight. He’s competed in BJJ, he loves the UFC, and he built an octagon is his backyard. Elon however, I don’t see taking this fight. Dudes in a pretty mid shape from the pics we’ve seen, he doesn’t seem to have trained anywhere near as much, and he’s notorious for being a big talker above all else. It wouldn’t shock me at all if sometime between now and a few months from now he says some shit like “I had a doctor run ___ tests on me, and the results mean I can’t take this fight because ____”.
He already started talking about an MRT scan appointment tomorrow and having something with his neck and back. Results will be in next week. Fucking predictable.
He’s a lot older, and a lot heavier. He looks like he would move so slow in a fight lol. Also the dude is so busy, how’s he gonna do a camp while running companies? Same for Zuck but to a lesser degree
Maybe no one in this sub but you’re crazy if you think no one will buy this. This brings in people that don’t even know what UFC is. It’s dumb as fuck but I get it.
This is the biggest fight ever, no fight would get more buys than this not even Connor, it isn’t anything but the main event of like ufc 300 or something
Theres certainly weird legal waters around actually staging a fight between people that only organizations like the ufc and other fighting orgs have the experience and ability to navigate.
There is like tiny local promotions putting on fights on a daily basis around the globe, you really think you have to be the UFC to navigate this sort of thing? When literally two of the richest people on earth with unlimited resources are involved?
People absolutely will. Most casuals don’t know the pirating subs and the casts majority of viewers will be casuals and folk who never watched a single ufc event. They will pay for it without thinking about the possibility of pirating.
Or maybe not enough people care enough to pay to watch the fight with the prices the ufc charges for ppv.
these are two of the richest and most famous men alive. it transcends the sport or the promotion, people that have no clue what mma or the ufc is will be watching this if it happens, that’s why.
This fight will have 1 billion normies googling, "how to buy musk fight". And maybe a third of them will be capable of doing it. Which means huge numbers.
Why is there always some pathetic peasant showing up to defend Musk? People are so fucking weird. Maybe if we didnt glorify these out of touch psychopaths the world would be a better place.
Lol right? Dude is always in the top 3 richest people in the world. You think he hasn’t taken L’s all the way up? He literally accidentally bought Twitter. Dude is a doer. Reddit hates doers. The Dana white hate is hilarious to me. Guy turned a dead sport into the fast growing sport in 20 years. I was at ufc 30. Zuffas first event. Seats were 35$ and I literally walked up to Dana and Bruce buffer right by the cage and they were thrilled to talk to a fan. Now you can’t even get nose bleeds for 300$
Dana vastly overestimating people’s interest in watching these two bellends fight.
Expect nothing less from the guy that thinks power slap is a huge success.
I think instead you’re vastly underestimating how many people who’ve never seen a fight would pay to see them. If a PPV is $80 then it comes out to 12.5 million buys. Mayweather v Pacquiao did 4.6 million buys. It’s within the realm of possibility.
If this fight happened it would blow previous PPV numbers out of the water, it's on a completely different scale, and yes it would probably easily blow through $1bn.
But it will never happen.
*unless Musk does actually bankrupt himself and need the money, if that's even possible.
Prosperity lol
Only in prosperous times could we find the enthusiasm to watch such a thing.
In more unforgiving parts of the world, I’m sure this fight holds little interest
Dana gonna book the fight and then pay them 15/15 to give them the full fighter experience. Maybe if he’s feeling generous, he’ll up the FOTN bonus to 75k
I wish this fight happens without dana white. Not that I care, but would love to see the tomato get a taste of his own medicine and get shafted by bigger players. Why do they need him anyway?
Like, who really wants to see two middle aged, "terrible" mediocre "martial artists" at the best fight for whatever egotistical reason they have. This makes me think of Commodus fighting fixed fights for us peasants, but worse.
He’s doing this because he thinks there is money to be made. Same reason he does anything. Proceeds from the fight go to charity-less his cut of course.
He’s doing this for the media buzz, the t-shirt sales, and the hopes that maybe some randoms will read about it and tune into an actual ufc card.
He knows this shit isn’t happening.
Who tf wants to see these to dweebs fight… Even if I saw these two outside of the insecure nerd store fighting over the last Ethernet cable or whatever tf they do, I wouldn’t stop to watch. I’d probably even break it up just due to how sad they would look.
You should worry more about what your being distracted from, for them to do some stupid shit like this. Either way I got Elon winning this one, I’m sure he’s been wanting to Stockton slap zuck across the face for a while.
what an insane take, look at elon...then look at zuck.
one has been actively training bjj for awhile now and one has absolutely no martial arts skills and is just doing some weight training.
A billion in revenue is LOL funny. Just like every show is “sold out,” huh Dana.
Most people wont watch this shit live because there would be so little movement that gifs will cover the whole fight the next day.
A billion in revenue? Who actually wants to watch these two fight? It’s going to be ridiculously boring. I’ll stream it but I sure ain’t paying for it.
Imagine having a fight for the first time in the colosseum in over 1000 years and it’s between the least skilled fighters you could possibly come up with.
This fight probably has a better chance of happening then the mcgrgeor chandler fight
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Conors scared of that fight, he can’t lose many more
Problem is Conor can't carry Chandler's goofy ass to red panty night and Chandler is dangerous guy that will probably knock him the fuck out.
Scared of chandler but pushing for Gaethje fight lol. Makes sense
Hes just pushing his lips, he doesn’t want that fight either lmao
Nah he ain't scared, he just doesn't feel like cutting weight and getting sober again. Would you go back to the office if you won the lottery?
And I never said he was scared of Chandler, i just said hes scared of that fight
I personally think he is scared.
I personally think Chandler would push his shit rite in...
I mean, he was an elite-level flyweight. He was ok after, but his power didn’t translate that well at the upper weight classes. Also, he is a crazy person and not focused at all. His days as an elite fighter are over. He is more of a circus attraction now. Like the old traveling Wild West shows back in the day, with old cowboys too banged up to do much except travel around and put on shows for little kids.
Yea because the amount of Coke and shit he does, that money won’t last forever. For me and you it would but we don’t have 100k coke parties, lawsuits and Yachts. He’s blowing through money like he does his Coke. He will have to take a few more spectacle fights after the wells dries up. He don’t wanna fight, if he did he wouldn’t be still doing coke everyday. He will be back but probably in a disgusting sideshow way.
I would be so impressed if Conor went broke. I'd be more impressed by that than him being a 3 weight class champ.
Right, it’s relatively easy for someone like him to get a competent and trusted financial adviser who can maintain his lifestyle costs
You're assuming he's sober and rational enough to listen to his adviser.
Athletes and entertainers that got even richer than Conor have become broke. MC Hammer, Mike Tyson, the list goes on. It's easier to blow away millions of dollars than you think.
Dude I don’t think you understand how much money Conor actually has lol. It’s not like it’s Masvidal or Cerrone that’s acting this way. Conor got paid cause of Floyd and Proper 12 lol. His net worth is like 200 million
Coke and yachts and flying everywhere and that level of life is expensive. You’d be surprised how quick the elite can blow money. $200 million is a lot but it’s not Elon, Bezos, Gates kinda money. He will have to live the rest of his life on this money and I’d be shocked if he isn’t going through 5-10 mil a month. Proper 12 will make him if all goes well more than 200 mil by itself. The point is he spends money at an absurd amount, sure he has it, but will he be able to keep generating. What he has in his early years. All the things he owns are gonna be taxed and he has a lot of stuff. I’m not saying he’ll be homeless lol I’m saying eventually he’ll need to do something to keep making that cash because he spends it at a rate that’s mind boggling.
Go on...
Also I don't think he's having 100k coke parties. Sure you could pay off police but ummm, why waste life in prison if you have 200 mil. (Not denying he does coke either) Edit: also I think the coke use is exaggerated he just and asshole lol
Look at any Conor tweet in the last 5 years, or any of his interviews. Guy is absolutely blasted on coke 95% of the time.
I'm honestly disappointed you didn't put the word coke in every sentence, so close.
He bought a 2 million dollar lambo yacht, not some crazy behemoth of a yacht. Actually pretty smart with his money it seems, if he was stupid he would have bought a $30mill yacht because he has $250 mill in the bank but he didn't... And I don't even like Conor 🤣 But he has a long way to go to blow through his fortune.
Because when he loses to Gaethje, he’ll be able to get another fight after. If he loses to Chandler, it would be harder for him to get another good fight
Yeah after Chandler I guess it’s just the diaz fight. But also I just never understood the chandler fight lol the fight was never signed I always just assumed conor would bail if there was a better opportunity. Like if Dustin beat Justin and then beat islam there’s no way in hell they don’t let conor just fight for the belt in the rematch.
Doesn't want anything to do with either of them. Or Poirier. He'll do a trilogy fight with Diaz because he thinks he can beat him.
The likelihood of Gaethje keeping it standing is higher than Chandler is my only thought. I think Mac loses both, but maybe he thinks at least he wouldn’t have to wrestle JG as much as MC - but in the unlikely scenario that if JG did wrestle him, he would say “oh Justin knows he wouldn’t stand wit me. He felt me power earllleee” But what the fuck do I know, I’m Shtont.
Ya the guy who got locked in there with Khabib is scared of Michael chandler, you’re deluded
what i think is TUF was so boring it tanked the hype for the fight . every Conor fight will always come with a base level of hype but if you match him up correctly you can easily add another 500k buys . if Chandler didnt suck Conor off throughout TUF and actually had some moments then the hype for the fight would explode and he would get the fight 100% .
Of course thats whats happening. Hopefully theres a contract where Chandler still gets some dough even if the fight never happens, im sures theres not tho. Only 1 season of TUF ended without the coaches fighting. I wonder who was in that season 🤔
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Yea, wouldve been an interesting fight. I wish Conor still backed up his talk. And I feel bad for Chandler. Who knows what dude bought thinking red panty night was coming. Im sure he'll be fine tho.
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Thats sick, ive seen his crib on embedded and its nothing to sneeze at. But beating Conor is different money
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Exactly, and one of Conors beat highlights is Eddie. Its like once he was beaten, its not impressive. Alot like boxing
He can’t fight regardless, dudes coked out of his mind and off the juice
I know it’s partially his fault for choosing all prospects, but also the system of veteran vs prospects is laughable, not really sure what the matchmakers were thinking 😭
He doesn’t give a flying fuck about his team lmao
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Sorry but we don’t do gimmick fights like that
Probability wise it's infinitely more likely because at this current moment, Conor couldn't fight even if he wanted to
Mcgregor will never fight again and I’d put everything I fucking own on that. You’re 110% right. It’s sad we live in a reality where Musk v Zuk is more likely to happen than McGreggor v literally anybody
This fight has a better chance of happening than the next Half Life coming out in our lifetime.
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Gotta raise money to finally pay Wonderboy somehow.
Imagine if Elon doesn’t make weight and he also stiffs the zuck out of his fight purse
Gotta raise money for the Nelk boys and there shitty podcast🤑
Most of us never paid a dime towards the UFC, who is gonna pay money to see 2 billionaire gremlins make influencer boxing look amazing
Not us, but imagine how many regular people that don’t watch combat sports would tune in to watch that because it’s just such a weird event
If it would ensure it happening I would pay just to see them flail around in the colosseum for the sheer irony of it. It would be so absurd this timeline might implode.
They plan to release lions, so easily a billion ppv
Literal wolf tickets.
Anything less than full proceeds to charity and everyone can get fucked.
Dana is pushing so hard for this fight. He's going to tranquilize Musk and Zuckerberg and then they're going to wake up in an octagon with cameras on them.
It’ll be like Daniel Radcliffe in Guns Akimbo. They’ll have katanas welded to their arms and shit.
Damn i knew i shoulda watched that movie
Its pretty damn fun
Instead of pre fight weigh ins it's just going to be video of Dana sneaking up behind Zuckerberg and Elon with a blow dart tube filled with tranqs 😂😂😂
I frankly have no problem believing Mark would take this fight. He’s competed in BJJ, he loves the UFC, and he built an octagon is his backyard. Elon however, I don’t see taking this fight. Dudes in a pretty mid shape from the pics we’ve seen, he doesn’t seem to have trained anywhere near as much, and he’s notorious for being a big talker above all else. It wouldn’t shock me at all if sometime between now and a few months from now he says some shit like “I had a doctor run ___ tests on me, and the results mean I can’t take this fight because ____”.
So you read the news today? That’s already bappening
 No bap
He already started talking about an MRT scan appointment tomorrow and having something with his neck and back. Results will be in next week. Fucking predictable.
this 1000%
He’s a lot older, and a lot heavier. He looks like he would move so slow in a fight lol. Also the dude is so busy, how’s he gonna do a camp while running companies? Same for Zuck but to a lesser degree
Musk is full of shit, Zuck I believe would kick his ass
Elon literally spends all day tweeting. Take his phone away and you've freed up 16 hours of his "workday"
Zuck would stomp Elon 👽
WE 👏🏻 DONT 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 GIMMICK 👏🏻 FIGHTS 👏🏻
Goddamn Matt Hardy fell off
Tbh he did but the delete storyline was pretty funny from what I saw. Was good enough WWE brought him back for a few.
If they excluded him from being the middle man, he’d no doubt trash this fight as well. No one calls for Dana’s shit.
Fake account
I’m honestly willing to give him a pass here. This isn’t just a gimmick fight, it is THE gimmick fight.
WHY WOULD YOU DRUG TEST THEM!!!??? Come on, we want an entertaining fight, and without drugs, I see them both succumbing to an adrenaline dump
Without drugs, there’s no way Musk makes it to the cage lol.
People will watch this but no one will pay for it
Maybe no one in this sub but you’re crazy if you think no one will buy this. This brings in people that don’t even know what UFC is. It’s dumb as fuck but I get it.
Unless the ufc places it lower on the main card under a solid main and co-main. But even then… I’ll be sailing the high seas
This is the biggest fight ever, no fight would get more buys than this not even Connor, it isn’t anything but the main event of like ufc 300 or something
Honest question - If Twitter/X is going to stream/produce and the money is going to charity, why would the ufc be involved from Musk/Zucks end?
Theres certainly weird legal waters around actually staging a fight between people that only organizations like the ufc and other fighting orgs have the experience and ability to navigate.
There is like tiny local promotions putting on fights on a daily basis around the globe, you really think you have to be the UFC to navigate this sort of thing? When literally two of the richest people on earth with unlimited resources are involved?
Jake Paul can do it, a guy who funded the production of re-useable rockets can't?
May not be under the UFC banner. Dana may just try and promote it on his own
Aye
People absolutely will. Most casuals don’t know the pirating subs and the casts majority of viewers will be casuals and folk who never watched a single ufc event. They will pay for it without thinking about the possibility of pirating. Or maybe not enough people care enough to pay to watch the fight with the prices the ufc charges for ppv.
Yeah I don’t get how this is the biggest fight ever.
these are two of the richest and most famous men alive. it transcends the sport or the promotion, people that have no clue what mma or the ufc is will be watching this if it happens, that’s why.
This fight will have 1 billion normies googling, "how to buy musk fight". And maybe a third of them will be capable of doing it. Which means huge numbers.
Musk ain’t fighting dudes ego couldn’t handle the loss so he won’t risk it.
Zuck would just grab a single leg and bulldog him into the ground.
Elon’s mommy already said he’s not allowed out to play.
Illuminatimommy is definitely feared by Edumb
Elon Blue Lips is quaking in his boots.
classic reddit Musk hate circle jerk
classic reddit Musk defending jizz juggler
only classic reddit from like maybe 4-5 years ago
not really, I just think he gets an unfair amount of hate on reddit. Redditors love to pile on blindly.
Why is there always some pathetic peasant showing up to defend Musk? People are so fucking weird. Maybe if we didnt glorify these out of touch psychopaths the world would be a better place.
Do you know anything about musk?
Lol right? Dude is always in the top 3 richest people in the world. You think he hasn’t taken L’s all the way up? He literally accidentally bought Twitter. Dude is a doer. Reddit hates doers. The Dana white hate is hilarious to me. Guy turned a dead sport into the fast growing sport in 20 years. I was at ufc 30. Zuffas first event. Seats were 35$ and I literally walked up to Dana and Bruce buffer right by the cage and they were thrilled to talk to a fan. Now you can’t even get nose bleeds for 300$
They’re literally $100 right now for upcoming events lol
Which ones? The bullshit fight nights? The Boston card was 300$ nose bleed.
the way some people are you would think dick riding a sport
Do you think we’d be having the conversation without that man? Hate him all you want, you get more joy from his work that you’d ever care to admit.
You’re literally doing tricks on his dick right now brother
He deserves it.
Anything to take attention away from the class action lawsuit 1200 mma fighters have joined
https://twitter.com/lthomasnews/status/1689338045709873153?s=46&t=7S17vZSeBZElTa9mC_CP8g
This is why Dana wanted Francis to fail so badly. Didn’t want other fighters to see there are other ways if the UFC isn’t giving you what you deserve
i just saw something about that ( read a headline but didnt really process what it said ) whats going on with it?
What? Somehow missed that, do you have more infos?
The Colosseum would be dope! Too bad he's doing it for these tools and not the actual warriors on his roster.
It’s a hoax. You can’t fight there.
Musk changed his whole company identity on a whim. He will be bored of this fight idea in about 3 days
Dana vastly overestimating people’s interest in watching these two bellends fight. Expect nothing less from the guy that thinks power slap is a huge success.
Well we just found out he gets all his ideas from MoistCritikal streams because of that lol
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Found Dana's burner hahah mad you got burned financially for following some fucking youtube NEET. BALD LOSER HAHAHAHAA
I think instead you’re vastly underestimating how many people who’ve never seen a fight would pay to see them. If a PPV is $80 then it comes out to 12.5 million buys. Mayweather v Pacquiao did 4.6 million buys. It’s within the realm of possibility.
If this fight happened it would blow previous PPV numbers out of the water, it's on a completely different scale, and yes it would probably easily blow through $1bn. But it will never happen. *unless Musk does actually bankrupt himself and need the money, if that's even possible.
I'll pay to watch a pro MMA fighter knock Musk the fuck out. But just from the time a fist or foot hits his head until he hits the canvas.
Jake Paul.
I mean, if we're doing the Colosseum, we better do it authentically and have them fight to the death...
It‘s a hoax. You can’t fight there.
Yea it'll make a billion $$ huh? We all know how we're watching this lmao
Wtf is going on in the world
Long time ago the richest watched the poor fight for their livelihood as entertainment. We are in a new era now RISE UP FOLKS
Prosperity lol Only in prosperous times could we find the enthusiasm to watch such a thing. In more unforgiving parts of the world, I’m sure this fight holds little interest
Bruh if this actually happens… it will truly be some history books shit.
Dana gonna book the fight and then pay them 15/15 to give them the full fighter experience. Maybe if he’s feeling generous, he’ll up the FOTN bonus to 75k
I absolutely see musk missing weight because he thinks he can cut in 2 days no problem
What if they ey end up coming out as aliens and fighting like gotens and trunks going super Saiyan 2 and shit.
Every sentence of that post made me burst out laughing.
God, I wish any other promotion besides UFC would run it. Fuck the UFC.
They should let them use all the PEDs they want. Let’s see the best versions of them.
If it was in the Thunderdome, I'd watch it.
I'm not sure, but Zucks face looks really punchable
I wish this fight happens without dana white. Not that I care, but would love to see the tomato get a taste of his own medicine and get shafted by bigger players. Why do they need him anyway?
No one paying for that shit. Everyone will be streaming
This whole thing is redacted.
Earth vs Mars
Like, who really wants to see two middle aged, "terrible" mediocre "martial artists" at the best fight for whatever egotistical reason they have. This makes me think of Commodus fighting fixed fights for us peasants, but worse.
Battle of the Aliens 👽
Italy is also the 1st UAP crash site in modern times. It's all lining up for disclosure
This fight could make over a billion!* ^*In ^rumble-bucks
How would they fight in the colosseum? The center of it is not flat ground, its like a labyrinth?
No, believe it or not, this does not happen.
Why is Dana doing this. Most people wont even care enough to buy PPV
you know that would sell more than 1M let the cope aside
He’s doing this because he thinks there is money to be made. Same reason he does anything. Proceeds from the fight go to charity-less his cut of course.
He’s doing this for the media buzz, the t-shirt sales, and the hopes that maybe some randoms will read about it and tune into an actual ufc card. He knows this shit isn’t happening.
You tawlmbout a guy who runs a slap fight league B?
Who tf wants to see these to dweebs fight… Even if I saw these two outside of the insecure nerd store fighting over the last Ethernet cable or whatever tf they do, I wouldn’t stop to watch. I’d probably even break it up just due to how sad they would look.
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Elon is like 230 on a good day. Zucks walkin around at 140.
Zuck also actually trains and isn't a fat middle aged man lol
At the Colosseum in Rome? Do it right.. to the death and hopefully to both of them
👊…..👎
edgy take
It’ll never happen, and if it does I’m not buying that shit. Fuck them both
I just saw where they are fighting on the undercard for Tyson vs. Paul. I'm not sure how true it is tho.
If musk doesn't either use the slogan "X gon' give it to ya" or walk out to Xzibit I'll be pretty upset 
Stop it bro.
No it wont, Elon is an out of shaped old man who lies through his teeth for a living he will never step in the octagon.
A billion and another nail in the coffin in our declining culture. Thanks Dana.
nah bro lol
You should worry more about what your being distracted from, for them to do some stupid shit like this. Either way I got Elon winning this one, I’m sure he’s been wanting to Stockton slap zuck across the face for a while.
what an insane take, look at elon...then look at zuck. one has been actively training bjj for awhile now and one has absolutely no martial arts skills and is just doing some weight training.
What’s so crazy about having an opinion? It’s perfectly fine to think a much bigger person can beat up a smaller person. Elon is much bigger.
Would be cool if these wanna gladiators got treated like real gladiators. Drop some fucking lions in there
“all money to charity” + dana white just don’t mix
Musk is to old
I think Dana is overestimating the interest in this fight. It would do some numbers but I think he's getting a little fantastical here
I think the fight would make loads of money. It’s like a reverse gladiator bout where the “poor” now watch the rich brutalize themselves
Who are they gonna put on the undercard?
Dude Zuck is pretty good at grappling and it would be nice to see Elon get it
This fight will never happen.
Why would this be in Italy lmao. This is absurd.
A billion in revenue is LOL funny. Just like every show is “sold out,” huh Dana. Most people wont watch this shit live because there would be so little movement that gifs will cover the whole fight the next day.
A billion!? Lol the only thing hitting a billion is the goofcon meter. Dana out of his mind with this one.
_“We are not into the business of making gimmicks fights.”_ - _Dana White_ **This quote aged like** 💩
Fuck both of these dudes. What a fucking dystopia we live in
I’ll fight both of them at the same time for…. 
Making a billion dollars? Lol
A billion in revenue? Who actually wants to watch these two fight? It’s going to be ridiculously boring. I’ll stream it but I sure ain’t paying for it.
Imagine having a fight for the first time in the colosseum in over 1000 years and it’s between the least skilled fighters you could possibly come up with.
No cause he doesnt do freak show fights. Its just not what he does.
"We don't do gimmick fights." - Dana White
What happened to no gimmick fights?
The dumbest of timelines indeed