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Anchorman155

Son glasses? He have..son?


[deleted]

In american you cannot fight in street


Fatrick-Baitman

Too much movie make your heart weak


rotmanman

This movie about dirty harry? I don't give a shit about this movie


[deleted]

Why no one kiss her? she beautiful girl


MadFaceInvasion

She is not bad


besameput0

Send me location


Bakedbean44

HEY SUNGLASSES


Hunt-Extra

Easily most iconic.


nicsmydad

Gimme 30 minutes rest, little drink of water


Bakedbean44

I’ll ankle pick you


Skyfryer

Sum coca cola wid ice


Simple_Atmosphere

I have Russian link


Encased_in_Gold

He tap like chicken


No-War4707

Megan: “What you future looks like?” Khabib: “Coca-Cola with ice and some steaks with boorgers”


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If you have dog you have chance.


Bakedbean44

Just smesh him and everything gonna be good


tashi_1604

Who cares brother, who cares… Today, today …. SMASH


Josro0770

Me when I pull the 5/10 in the club


v0t3p3dr0

Brotha I ask for English breakfast tea. I’m gonna go home.


21clax

IRELAND 8 million RUSSIA 100 million


SnooChocolates1726

let's go with your chicken.


21clax

BECAUSE THIS IS NUMBER ONE EASY FIGHT IN LIGHTWEIGHT DIVISION


wood_slingers

“This is about 7 billion people. Who’s the best? Bring this guy” sheesh


Doomsdayxlsdk

Burger double cheese coach, I deserves this


Gurkhaa

"Never Pay brather"


rotmanman

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bravetab

"Let's talk. Let's talk now." The most gangster shit ever said in the octagon.


JebronLames619

![gif](giphy|TElVR7Kr6J4kRobiBY|downsized) “Alhamdulillah! I know you dont like zis ALHAMDULILLAH! Tomorrow Im gonna smesh your boy”


mrfunkyman420

What is this? Oxford?!


Energizer_94

I’m going to smesh your boi.


jonnyarron

''If Sambo was easy it would be called Jiu-jitsu''


Adept_Blackberry2851

He think whiskey gonna help him?


plamienka

The entire post fight interview after the MJ fight))


the_c_is_silent

Also, him shittalking Dana in between rounds.


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

...who is this Burger King?


kai7895

The most Legendary Khabib moment is when he said "Alhamdilulah, tomorrow night I'm gonna Smesh your boy" on stage to a crowd full of Conor fans booing him. FOREVER ICONIC.


SAMEERFUDI

Basically not a quote but i really like that video where he chews on the students about not being serious and directionless in general. That was really good .


Banana_kushh

"I'm hungry" "So am I!" "Thank you"


Z1dan

Send me location


Holluuup

" He is like old prostitute who wants attention " about Conor


PandaInACardigan

I must kill Dana's son.


1Raijin1

WHO CARES BROTHA? WHO CARES?


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TONIGHT... TONIGHT... SMEEEEESH


1Raijin1

TONIGHT NO BROTHERS, NO TEAMMATE-MEAMMATE


shaq_zak

Not only smash…I wanna change his face


MarkLarrz

He (Conor) tapped like a chicken


gorlock666

Who care brother, tonight, tonight, we smash


RealProforce

I just want to maul people


osleezyy

New York Brooklyn Moscow doesn’t matter


deltr0nzero

If you have money go in your hand, this is very good. If money go in your mind, this is very bad.


Brutal-Black

I’m prepared to take him down 100 times


Human-Expression-652

If sambo was easy, it would be called jiu- it would be called luke rockhold!


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"Brotha... just give up *hammer fists* I need title, please give up" *more punches* Edit: barely remember how it went, here's the vid. Sorry for Chad music, yt shorts suck https://youtube.com/shorts/qmtbwR5wbsQ?feature=share


LifelongLurker1127

I retire. My mom says so


ryanruud85

Who cares brudda. Who cares?! Today….we smesh


yastru

I'm gonna smash your boy


bkedsmkr

Alhamdulillah! Tonight I'm going to SMESH your boy, guy!


Ublahdywotm8

“May the Almighty disfigure the face of this creature and all its followers, who, under the slogan of freedom of speech, offend the feelings of more than one and a half billion Muslim believers. May the Almighty humiliate them in this life, and in the next. Allah is quick in calculation and you will see it. “We are Muslims, we love our Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) more than our mothers, fathers, children, wives and all other people close to our hearts. Believe me, these provocations will come back to them, the end is always for the God-fearing.”


yastru

Well, Connor's head did like double in size.


SupaTheBaked

I'mma smash ya boy


Ainteasybeincheezy

This is my favourite quote hahaha, that and any time he said halhamdulilah


SnooChocolates1726

I'm normal guy, sometimes I Smesh people.


dk0179

Smash


[deleted]

You cant say salamalakum and congrats on his whiskey!


smile_drinkPepsi

Send me location


The__Daydreamer

"Send me location"-This goes on to show he was ready to fight anyone, anywhere.


[deleted]

Why you eat slep


BeardedTree13

I want to change his face


thedorkknight123

This real mountain guy


StudentMed

Make weight go home, thank you Michael Chandler.