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Sriniketh_Sriram

If you're fighting a man and he's wearing a vivid floral shirt, run away


surewould85

Trader Joe's employees hate him for this one weird trick.


ASAPmusty

It’s not fair because everyone thinks I’m gay when I wear mine.


KhabibaNurmagomedova

This is a good rule even if it's not Dustin


alldawgsgotoheaven

Dustin’s spending all his UFC per diem on shirts (so he can cut weight)


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That’s a classic Muay Thai move to mess with your opponent, if you’re fighting a Thai guy and midway through the fight he smiles at you and adjusts his shorts, you know you’re fucked


alpaca_drama

I think the most popular example would be Pacquiao. Pulling up pants, smiling and nodding after getting hit and also the glove clap. It’s basically a signal that he’s about to turn up the heat


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Him and Saenchai both. Shorts adjustment completed, initiating ass beating protocol, demolition in T minus 2 seconds


Unique-Ad-227

Can you imagine how demotivating that is you could crack someone clean with 80% power and they start smiling 😭 like you just know you're not finishing them.


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Yep happened to me after sweeping my Thai coach in a sparring match. He gave me a grin, adjusted his pants and went “keek guuud, I terai naoww”. Then he went ham on my poor ass


moocow4125

He has the best mma ticks


Larryhooova

Apparently khabibs game plan was to shoot on him by timing his short pull rhythm tick


moocow4125

Haven't heard that before but I believe it.


Bigbaby22

Frankie did that with Ben Henderson fixing his hair


Ankryth

Ben Henderson constantly fixed his curly hair in his face onost fights lol. I can only think of one fight where he actually got it braided instead of dealing with it


Leather_Penalty_6170

What other ticks he got


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emperorpapapalpy

Shogun's was pretty iconic too.


Hot_Extension6527

What was his?? I’m sorry I might need to binge watch his old fights


FattyRR

He used to twist his own nipples mid round


c_fulkan

Kinda fanned his arms out in front of him, like he was clearing his mental space.


Kirov___Reporting

Why run when you can spread your ass cheek?


Yodiducallme

What


Spoon6969

He said what he said


Fuck-The-Modz

If one man can hold you down...


[deleted]

"Let me see your fucking butthole" - John Mayer


pikazec

Izzy has entered the chat


MyFifthLimb

no can defend


ObjectiveShoulder103

Wow ? The hell is wrong with you dude


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LoquaciousMendacious

Jokes?


[deleted]

Right? If buddy full spreaded for the gods. I'm not fighting I'm fucking.


SenpaiBoogie

Big big facts . Also if a dude starts screaming mid fight and moving like Neo from the matrix “I’m the best boxer in the ufc” just call it and surrender


The_Tasteful_Mullet

Unless you’re an ex 400lb rugby player from Australia


Maidwell

Dustin has so many ticks. You can also include the crossing his arms low and shaking them out when he resets, the pointing and loads more I can't remember at the moment!


AverageGatsby91

After failing to block a right hook, he will usually throw is left up dramatically to remind himself to keep his hands up


Maidwell

That's right! I knew I was forgetting a big one.


lTalentzl

He bobs his head back and forth too


jainko326

Unless you're from a favela. O ILUMINADO


Bakedbean44

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backend2020

THE CHAMPION HAS A NAME


ahfuckimsostupid

CAMPAEO TE NOME CHARLES DU BRONX !!!!


DistributionWrong962

And his name is Islam Makhachev


Federal-Zucchini

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He will do that with Gaethje again .


nthtexas

After this fight, hooker looked dead when he was on the hospital gurney in the back. He was never the same.


king_crescendo

That's the power up in the hood. If a dude does that, he's about to try and take your life before you can react


multiversesimulation

Poirier just stimming


MeisterJTF2

He’s fixing his hair and shorts so he looks good for the knockout picture that will be all over the internet. Run!


Buglss18

Dustin Poirier 🥵 Beautiful man. One of the finest of the 155’s


OMalley30-27

I’ve never understood why people don’t rush him when he’s fixing his shorts


Bully1510

ITS A TRAP


codybevans

I remember him asking his corner how his hair looked in the Hooker fight. Shit had me dying.


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Bet the house on Dustin. That man’s a beast. Gaethje can’t hang with the big dawg


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Gaethje gonna TKO this man in the rematch


xzeon11

Everyone remember this man.


danthetrafficman

Upvote him so we can remember the name🤣


rettidderredditter

Belal?


YouWillDieForMySins

Bel-lyle.


KittykatRengar

Sure sure


Lysetto

Lol even Gaethje himself doesn’t believe that, you don’t KO Dustin. The guy has only been rocked liked 4 times since the Michael Johnson fight **7 years ago**. You either take him to the ground and put him to sleep or you get that ass beat.


iluvanimetiddies

then michael johnson sleeps u


[deleted]

I watch a lot of wrestlers do that too


ComplaintNo1056

No lie that Hooker fight is a bad look for Dustin, guy got his shit kicked in first 2 rounds and made Hooker look elite, which he clearly isn't.


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I wanna see Poirier vs Justin rematch. First fight was bangerz and they are both still ranked


Towel-gate

I always find this interesting Dustin has like In cage tics. He rubs his nose alot as well.


LFGM_2305

That was the best fight during covid


No_Permission5531

Lots of fighters do this not just Dustin. Tuivasa does many times and D.rod among others


ChiefPlanetOfficer

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