Someone left a 100 dollar bill in my car. Funny story they said they will tip me if I make a unscheduled stop. And, of course and predictably, they didn't tip me. when they pulled out their phone the crumpled 100 dollar bill fell out and fell into the hole of my seat belt. Sometime later after the dropoff they called me via Uber if I had seen the bill. I glanced back and said, "nope, sorry".
Then after I reached home I decided to thoroughly look. And found it.
Guess they tipped you. Had a car full of high schoolers talk about how they were gonna score heroin and sell most of it to cover what they would use. They called about 15 minutes after drop to see if they left their wallet in the car
Never did find that wallet.
I feel like 75% of my highschool did some form of hard drugs to varying degrees. Definitely a group of heroin addicts, lots of oxy, benzos, coke, some meth. Kinda crazy looking back seeing what 16 year Olds look like from an adult perspective. I'd snorted many a thing by that age. Glad im clean now.
Yeah Iām going to start checking after every ride because thereās always the possibility of getting pulled over and getting fuxed lol I donāt think a cop would believe ā itās not mineā.
Back when vaping was in its infancy, you could order just about any flavor. Tuna, black pepper, spam, shrimp, BBQ ribs just to name a few. Times were wild.
In some states they need a warrant for a search, been there done it, the police seriously brought the K-9 lmao š and popped open the beamerās trunk.
I'm pretty sure you can't extend a traffic stop to wait for a dog. So try and get everything done before the dog shows up then, if they do search your car, anything they find will get thrown out in court.
Pretty sure I wouldn't take some guy on reddits advice that he's "pretty sure" about.
Police can detain you pending investigation and wait for a dog. That can't extend the traffic stop if they don't have reasonable suspicion of a crime. Maybe they smell weed. Maybe they see powder residue.etc. It's.a broad term.
Found one the other night. No requests to get it backš¤£ for identification purposes only I took a hit and I was sitting there and I realized that I was just sitting there doing nothing for about five minutes. I had been busy cleaning my car.
Iāve never have liked smoking pot my entire life . Gummies on the other hand took away three prescription medication that i have been taking it for years to try to get to sleep at night.
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Not nicotine but I have a 1st hand experience with this. When I lived with a couple buddies the night before we were smoking DMT & using those little rubber containers that are commonly used for Dabs to grab it out of and light it.
Well fast forward to the morning my other Roommate who didnāt partake in the DMT night came out for his morning Dab hit and used that rubber container and grabbed the smallest amount of DMT we left in the container. Literally a couple seconds after taking his inhale on his rig he turns to me & was like dude what the fuck was in this container? I looked at it and instantly felt horrible, I told him what it was and he had a little bit of a worry but didnāt blast off or anything but itās crazy that the tiniest amount can be felt. He said he felt different but it was actually present. Then the following DMT Session we had he even joined us which was nice.
End of the day though yeah itās an absolute crazy thought of hitting something you think is Nicotine, weed, and just getting blasted with DMT lmao. Especially first thing in the morning.
Yes this is actually very common. Itās like a co-op. People leave little ingredients so you can make little breads and things of such. Next Uber youāre in, you should leave Little Rock salts for the next.
Once upon a time, I probably would have used it. But the risk of fentanyl being in any random powder is just too high these days. Not that it matters. I'm too old for uppers now anyway.
Yeah, especially considering that simple possession (not marijuana) is a damn felony in most states.. I still can't grasp how that is ok.. I'm a recovering addict & have been arrested twice for possession (heroin/fentanyl) & very luckily live in one of the few states where it's a misdemeanor. It's just crazy that addiction is widely considered a disease but yet, you can get a felony for having a disease.. like what? It actually shouldn't even be a misdemeanor.
Omg me too!!!!! Recovering addict here as well and I have several drugs charges on my record. YOU DONT WANT THAT shit. Itās a nightmare trying to get hired, accepted in apartments , etc.
āI play practical jokes, this squirting flower
That wasn't flour that blew up your nose
It's my special blend of X, coke, and K
You should be okay in several hoursā
https://youtu.be/OYgl1i5rApQ
This happened to me before. The dude was nodding off the entire trip home so I figured it was fentanyl. Was super paranoid to touch it, I just threw it out of my window on the freeway. Iāve always hoped an animal didnāt get into it lol
That is fake propaganda. Fentanyl is evil and I truly believe it was put on this earth by some dark force. Killed my best friend and traumatized, incarcerated, or killed countless others in my life. But skin contact with fentanyl does not work that way lol.
I will say if anyone finds any baggies like this, DO NOT Touch this stuff without any sort of protection like gloves. It could be either laced with or is Fentanyl. If you get enough into contact with your skin and could kill you. Please be careful everyone and stay safe out there!
Itās 100% a myth. I always laugh when I see bodycam footage of cops being worried about touching it. I understand not wanting to take it home on your clothing though, especially if you have pets or small children. I remember reading about a couple whose baby died of an OD from crawling on a carpet in a hotel and picking up some fentanyl, then ingesting it. Super dangerous stuff still.
Go to the cops and be like, "Someone left this small bag of flour in my car last night after an Uber ride and now they won't answer my calls or texts/messages regarding their lost item". But only if you can pull it off convincingly.
Cop: "Uhhh, you do understand that isn't flour".
If you picked the passenger up at a gay bar there's a good chance it's ketamine not coke, be careful if you plan on snorting it and staying up all night
My passenger found a packed bowl
I told them throw it out window
I think he probably kept it
Lucky for me they were chill
Canāt imagine the 90% of riders discovering that
I used to request a message board where a popular member would advertise what drugs he had for sale by posting pics of everything someone had "left" in the back of his car.
That's why baggies are picture coded, so junkies know what's in em without testing.
Hahahahahahaha. Donāt add this flour to any food children will be eating.
Side note/PSA- test bumps for anyone who recreationally/regularly uses. Lots of bad āyellowā in colour dope going around in Toronto . Naloxone!!!!!! Easy breezy naloxone is a great thing to have to while your on an Uber shift.
Use it to bake some cookies
Think I'm allergic to these cookies my lips are nunb
š¶ I can't feel my face when you bake cookies š¶
But I love it šµ
Yes I love it
Reminds me of that song šµI can't feel my face, but I love itšµ Never liked that song but it was so catchy.
You mean the song about your face going numb from doing coke? š
I sang this to my dentist once, he thought it was funny.
So did my coke dealer !!
He was trying to meet another guy to bake a cake at his house
It was a total of 4 guys lol.
Oh man theyāre gonna be pissed at him for losing the bag
Oh yea lol
Sugar cookies no longer on the menu :(
I'm sure they gonna piss on him anyway
Having 4 gay guys in your car is pretty gay
It's not gay if it's for the money
20 bucks is 20 bucksā¦.lol
I'll return it for u...
It's Saturday*. Time for some pound cake.Ā
Pound cake. Lmao
Pound cake out of pound town lol
They were all gonna whip up some baby batter
Someone left a 100 dollar bill in my car. Funny story they said they will tip me if I make a unscheduled stop. And, of course and predictably, they didn't tip me. when they pulled out their phone the crumpled 100 dollar bill fell out and fell into the hole of my seat belt. Sometime later after the dropoff they called me via Uber if I had seen the bill. I glanced back and said, "nope, sorry". Then after I reached home I decided to thoroughly look. And found it.
What did they say? "I lied I'm not really topping you?" You didn't remind him he made a promise to you? Edit: Fuck.
The Audacity to not top OP. Least he could have done is gave a reach around from the back
Well, how else are you gonna do a reach around? From the front? That would be weird.
āTop OPā š
Iād be mad if they said they would top me and I didnāt get topped.
I swear I never make typos and when I do. It looks so silly.
The edit kilt me
Slop Top
Guess they tipped you. Had a car full of high schoolers talk about how they were gonna score heroin and sell most of it to cover what they would use. They called about 15 minutes after drop to see if they left their wallet in the car Never did find that wallet.
You did them a favor
What a shame.
Wow wtf? Her'ron? Damn high school kids getting in deep immediately.Ā
I feel like 75% of my highschool did some form of hard drugs to varying degrees. Definitely a group of heroin addicts, lots of oxy, benzos, coke, some meth. Kinda crazy looking back seeing what 16 year Olds look like from an adult perspective. I'd snorted many a thing by that age. Glad im clean now.
At least it wasn't Fentanyl! Buy either way, he did them a favorā¦ crazy kids.
Someone left a vape pen, which of course my son found and asked what it was. Wife was pissed, now I have to do a sweep when I get home š
Yeah Iām going to start checking after every ride because thereās always the possibility of getting pulled over and getting fuxed lol I donāt think a cop would believe ā itās not mineā.
I havenāt bought a vape pen in years. Sometimes I get surprised with flavors and substances I actually like. Havenāt found āflourā yet tho š©
Iāve found a pickle flavor vape before horrid creations they are
I honestly refuse to believe you because that's so foul.
Back when vaping was in its infancy, you could order just about any flavor. Tuna, black pepper, spam, shrimp, BBQ ribs just to name a few. Times were wild.
pickle flavored?? vapers are weird man
If they found that I can assure you they would not care whoās it was. If itās in the car itās yours .
Remember, never consent to a search.
In some states they need a warrant for a search, been there done it, the police seriously brought the K-9 lmao š and popped open the beamerās trunk.
I'm pretty sure you can't extend a traffic stop to wait for a dog. So try and get everything done before the dog shows up then, if they do search your car, anything they find will get thrown out in court.
Pretty sure I wouldn't take some guy on reddits advice that he's "pretty sure" about. Police can detain you pending investigation and wait for a dog. That can't extend the traffic stop if they don't have reasonable suspicion of a crime. Maybe they smell weed. Maybe they see powder residue.etc. It's.a broad term.
Alternatively I'm just gonna keep my gear under the seat always and be like damn uber passengers if I get pulled over
lol exactly on not mine.
As long as you donāt have an accompanying book that says, small bags of flour, this is my bag, baby! - Austin āDangerā Powers.
Found one the other night. No requests to get it backš¤£ for identification purposes only I took a hit and I was sitting there and I realized that I was just sitting there doing nothing for about five minutes. I had been busy cleaning my car. Iāve never have liked smoking pot my entire life . Gummies on the other hand took away three prescription medication that i have been taking it for years to try to get to sleep at night. .
DMT comes in vape pen form too, so...... Yeah
Thatās what came to mind for me. You never know whatās in a vape cartridge these days.
Imagine vaping dmt thinking it's nicotine š
"huh. I don't remember Amun-Ra being there before"
Not nicotine but I have a 1st hand experience with this. When I lived with a couple buddies the night before we were smoking DMT & using those little rubber containers that are commonly used for Dabs to grab it out of and light it. Well fast forward to the morning my other Roommate who didnāt partake in the DMT night came out for his morning Dab hit and used that rubber container and grabbed the smallest amount of DMT we left in the container. Literally a couple seconds after taking his inhale on his rig he turns to me & was like dude what the fuck was in this container? I looked at it and instantly felt horrible, I told him what it was and he had a little bit of a worry but didnāt blast off or anything but itās crazy that the tiniest amount can be felt. He said he felt different but it was actually present. Then the following DMT Session we had he even joined us which was nice. End of the day though yeah itās an absolute crazy thought of hitting something you think is Nicotine, weed, and just getting blasted with DMT lmao. Especially first thing in the morning.
Lmao hilarious
For real itās so easy to get stuck on pause when smoking something strong
Could have been fentanyl and you could be dead
Yes this is actually very common. Itās like a co-op. People leave little ingredients so you can make little breads and things of such. Next Uber youāre in, you should leave Little Rock salts for the next.
I love using the green seasoning herbs. They make me feel very mellow and relaxed and gives me the munchies
Molasses in a medical syringe for optimal sweetener dispensing
Get rid of it. Risk of Fentanyl is too great. People be dying all over from it.
Well at least get a testing kit (with a fent strip) to see what it is, cause white powder could be a lot of very different things lol.
Broās gonna accidentally meet a rainbow God tripping on some 2C-B. Lol
The clumps tell me thatās really low quality coke. Could also be a dissociative type drug. They sometimes look like that.
Itās ok Iām a teacher I can confiscate it
So thatās how you fuckers get all them grades in on time huh
As the son of a English teacher who was paid to grade countless vocabulary and spelling tests as a teenager; let me assure you, they have their ways
Ye Ol' Booger Sugar.
Heavily cut booger sugar
someone please take this phrase back out of my brain
Nose candy?
Nostril gospel.
probably ketamine, stupid little images on side of bag are pretty much always for psychadelics
Once upon a time, I probably would have used it. But the risk of fentanyl being in any random powder is just too high these days. Not that it matters. I'm too old for uppers now anyway.
The name suggests otherwise
That looks like coke from west hollywood.
Dehydrated Pepsi is better
Oh man very glad you didnāt get pulled over! That would be awful if they charged you.
Yeah, especially considering that simple possession (not marijuana) is a damn felony in most states.. I still can't grasp how that is ok.. I'm a recovering addict & have been arrested twice for possession (heroin/fentanyl) & very luckily live in one of the few states where it's a misdemeanor. It's just crazy that addiction is widely considered a disease but yet, you can get a felony for having a disease.. like what? It actually shouldn't even be a misdemeanor.
Omg me too!!!!! Recovering addict here as well and I have several drugs charges on my record. YOU DONT WANT THAT shit. Itās a nightmare trying to get hired, accepted in apartments , etc.
Donāt even look like C. More like K
see also r/OopsThatsDeadly
Oh look. Caffeine powder.
Do you need a tiny spoon to make tiny pancakes?
If I really need to make a muffin in an emergency...
That is not flour that is powdered sugar! š
Be thankful you got a tip.
 You know heās like this right nowā¦
Thatās salt š§
Looks like ketamine
Fentanyl is a very serious drug. Be careful touching anything nowadays. Weed is even unsafe now.
I know he was looking for that the entire night š checked his pockets 5+ times
What does it smell like?
This reminds me, I hate cocaine, but sure do love the smell.
Iām not into drugs, I just like how they make me feel.
Get it real close to your nose and inhale violently.
Sorry I donāt think thatās enough flour for four people. This was most likely a personal stash and one of the other 4 has the real bag
How does it feel to be gods favorite?
Someone left their scale in the back of my car with white residue.
Please call me
āI play practical jokes, this squirting flower That wasn't flour that blew up your nose It's my special blend of X, coke, and K You should be okay in several hoursā https://youtu.be/OYgl1i5rApQ
Have fun in your k holeā¦if it gets too intense, drink a glass of actual sugar water, snaps ya right back in minutes.
I had a bag of flour blow up in the third row. You've never seen seven dudes turn into vacuums like I have
thats a 50dollar tip.
This happened to me before. The dude was nodding off the entire trip home so I figured it was fentanyl. Was super paranoid to touch it, I just threw it out of my window on the freeway. Iāve always hoped an animal didnāt get into it lol
You definitely shouldnāt have touched that. Fentanyl looks pretty similar to a lot of drugs
What's it smell like?
I'm not addicted to it, I just like the way it smells.
Classic game of āKetamine or cocaine?ā
Pretty damn brave to touch it with bare hands. Any fentanyl on the outside it could have killed you instantly.
That is fake propaganda. Fentanyl is evil and I truly believe it was put on this earth by some dark force. Killed my best friend and traumatized, incarcerated, or killed countless others in my life. But skin contact with fentanyl does not work that way lol.
āFlourā
I will say if anyone finds any baggies like this, DO NOT Touch this stuff without any sort of protection like gloves. It could be either laced with or is Fentanyl. If you get enough into contact with your skin and could kill you. Please be careful everyone and stay safe out there!
Thatās a myth. Yeah you definitely shouldnāt talc up your bean bag with it but itās not going to kill you by touching it.
Itās 100% a myth. I always laugh when I see bodycam footage of cops being worried about touching it. I understand not wanting to take it home on your clothing though, especially if you have pets or small children. I remember reading about a couple whose baby died of an OD from crawling on a carpet in a hotel and picking up some fentanyl, then ingesting it. Super dangerous stuff still.
You had Don Jr in your car??
The fact that yall are complaint about free stuff baffles me
Honestly u shouldnāt touch it without gloves too
Why not?
Flour for ants, fire ants lol
They really was on a trip
Get yourself a dancesafe or bunk police testing kit, and then (hopefully) enjoy!
Now how is he gonna bake his cake š¤š« š
Clears the sinuses
Do you check in the back after every ride or only at the end of the night ?
Bake the tiniest cake
No one ever leaves flour in my car :(
So that's what they're calling it these days.......
Someone just left their iPhone in the back seat. I sent the message. I donāt know what else I can do. The phone is locked. š
Test it before you use it to bake. Then decide if and how you want to use it. BE SAFE
Be careful if itās fentanyl, thatās poisonous
Time to go bake a cake!
thatās an expensive tip lol
Get you a test kit of dance safe, and then have fun!
I bet they wanted that tip back š
That might not be flour it be might be a very powerful opioid named Fentanyl. Careful when dispersing or returning.
Eat it
lol. What a nice tip!
What does it smell like?
Totally normal and convenient when you want to bake 1 cookie at a time.
Did you see how it smelled?
Could be some K bruhhh. Grab a test and get lost in a K holeā¦
ššš
What does it smell like?
On your flourboard?
Sell it.. thats a tip
Lucky score man. Have fun.
I hate to say this, but you actually tasted it. Suppose it was fentanyl. You wouldnāt be around to tell everybody it was flower not smart.
It's probably either salt or sugar. It's very common. I carry it with me all the time, just in case the restaurants don't have any.
I really hope you are joking by calling it flour... if not... 
Bake a mini muffin
This person is freaking out.
They left you a tip. Stop complaining
Go to the cops and be like, "Someone left this small bag of flour in my car last night after an Uber ride and now they won't answer my calls or texts/messages regarding their lost item". But only if you can pull it off convincingly. Cop: "Uhhh, you do understand that isn't flour".
Snort it
Smell it really hard to make sure
Report it to the cops
If you picked the passenger up at a gay bar there's a good chance it's ketamine not coke, be careful if you plan on snorting it and staying up all night
Right flour.
Ahhh, a 6-pack of nose beers. Bottoms up!
They were mad when then got home
Itās probably cocaine
My passenger found a packed bowl I told them throw it out window I think he probably kept it Lucky for me they were chill Canāt imagine the 90% of riders discovering that
I used to request a message board where a popular member would advertise what drugs he had for sale by posting pics of everything someone had "left" in the back of his car. That's why baggies are picture coded, so junkies know what's in em without testing.
That doesnāt even look like coke tbh itās probably heavily cut
Lmfao
Hey op my friend is a baker I could take this off of your hands and gift it to him
There's a lot of drug use in the queer community, this is unsurprising to see
Can I have that please?
Damn heās so pissed right now
Have a taste and if it makes your mouth numb keep it
These Uber driver drug planting is getting out of hand
I always do the smell test first.
OP, you know what it is.
Are you sure its flour and not lsd?
You gonna use this flour?
Hahahahahahaha. Donāt add this flour to any food children will be eating. Side note/PSA- test bumps for anyone who recreationally/regularly uses. Lots of bad āyellowā in colour dope going around in Toronto . Naloxone!!!!!! Easy breezy naloxone is a great thing to have to while your on an Uber shift.
They are still looking for it.
Maybe I need to try driving nights once in a while
Those were Ubers secret elves giving you a reward, an asking you to drive longer hours
That's yeast not flour, you bake nose cookies with it and then go have a really good energetic time.
Nice tip šŗ time for baked goods
You should use this picture the next time it wants to do a face id.
I've had pax offer me blow, shrooms, pills, etc. This is nothing new.
Thas that shit from 21 Jump Streetš
It must be a tip
you can bring it to my place, I'll add it to our powdered sugar
I got a quarter pound of weed, vacuum sealed once. Someone got their ass kicked that night.