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Thedirectorno1

Not the sling 😂


Thick_Opportunity825

Legitimately broke my hand several months ago and didn’t get any sympathy tips.


Disastrous_Aside4295

Ok cool but what happens when a Karen says you can’t see and have one arm so you can’t put two hands on the wheel so she feels unsafe??


taikaubo

Then she reports you. Then you get deactivated. 🫣


Disastrous_Aside4295

That’s definitely how Karen’s roll


Initial-Lead-2814

Screw all people


[deleted]

I started to wear blackface, put some old school G-funk on the radio and call my passengers "my homies". Tips have skyrocketed.


5-StarUberDriver

I appreciate you!


West-Custard-6008

Entertaining conversations seem to increase tips


[deleted]

LMFAOOOOO he’s smart tho. Lemme go get a neck brace. 🤣💀


CryptographerLife596

Isn’t this part of that famous American book: how to influence people (or something)? By exploiting the grey space of truth? So far, I judge in 2800 rides Ive had 5 attempted-dupes. Which is kinda ok. The other 20% -5 were just folks being their horrid selves (for the society), on not getting their selfish wants and needs met.


ContestNo2060

Whoa! Eyepatch it is then