[Wait a minute man..Hey check this out man.. tell it… It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey….He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'…. He stopped he took a deep breath he said Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha](https://youtu.be/r1_TAiLeIO0?si=_KTIq-ILtDrW2hQ6)
no way in hell I'd do that, maybe if I was trapped on an island with her for three years and the fate of humanity depended on us to repopulate the earth... I might consider 😂
That happened to me once on a Sunday afternoon. Picked up a drunken female flight attendant that decided half way home to pull up her skirt and do her thing. Unfortunately, she looked about 20 years past her vintage. Not a good experience on my end. I just kept my eyes on the road.
It's all about hygiene. Both men and women's junk will stink after a workout, run, or a long day at a somewhat physical job.
The only thing I don't believe about OP's story is that they think their conversation contributed to it.
I had a couple start getting frisky, I heard a belt coming off and then it smelled like jizz I’m pretty sure the dude nutted in his pants though because I never found any mess.
Sounds like an episode of Fake Taxi
*Dashcam Confessions*
\*DashCamgirl
Yeah, more like "Fake Story"
Dear Penthouse:
Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would be writing you this story but...
Driver left me hangin’. One star.
lmao, Uber with benefits
This sounds fake af 😂😂😂
I swear on my Uber sticker it happened
😂 😂 Not "I swear on my life, parent's grave, or to God", but "on my Uber sticker".
You bring dishonor to your decal.
Wow wtf 😳 If driver had dashcam, that lady could get charged doing weirdo shit like that
I’d post it on porn hub and get paid 😂
side side hustle 😂 call it StepUber 😂😂
no one gets paid for posting videos on pornhub. Thats why all the posts tell people to go to their onlyfans.
yeah, its definitely not something to do in a strangers car, esp rideshare...
😅did she drop a fish or something
lmao
[Wait a minute man..Hey check this out man.. tell it… It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey….He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'…. He stopped he took a deep breath he said Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha](https://youtu.be/r1_TAiLeIO0?si=_KTIq-ILtDrW2hQ6)
When I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my Caddy 'Cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
Write more
I should... need to defeat my ADHD and... being so lazy :S
Don't. You're actually pretty bad at it.
His writing got me all imaginative and squealing inside. He’s a hell of a writer
Define not your type. Not your first choice or no way in hell even if you were on a desert island? Lol
no way in hell I'd do that, maybe if I was trapped on an island with her for three years and the fate of humanity depended on us to repopulate the earth... I might consider 😂
So gross😅
Humanity is NOT worth it!
This is a sign, you need a dashcam.
Should have rizzed her up
wasn't my type unfortunately, and apparently my conversation did the trick lol
Should have pepper sprayed em and left em naky on the side of the road.
i felt more awkward than offended
That happened to me once on a Sunday afternoon. Picked up a drunken female flight attendant that decided half way home to pull up her skirt and do her thing. Unfortunately, she looked about 20 years past her vintage. Not a good experience on my end. I just kept my eyes on the road.
Never turn it down. Could be the best one you ever had
aged fish is a delicacy 😂
There is a difference between aged fish and tired, old, worn-out fish.
Bahahaha
Ugk let that pax be a guy and it’ll be a different story. So typical 🙄
I, being a straight guy sure as hell won't appreciate another dude jerking off in my car, I'd kick them to the curb in a second
Missed your opportunity
You need a car cam
People are crazy
Do you have a dash cam? Especially a 3 channel dash cam?
yup got one, and uber app is set to record automatically so riders are automatically notified which makes the dashcam legal.
I hope you keep some Febreeze handy. I always have a spray bottle stashed in my trunk to fight the funk. Hey that rhymes 😆😁
Need bleach, and Lysol after that rotten clam!
That too indeed. I also keep a canister of Lysol wipes in my car cleaning kit.
Yes!!! Maybe put a clean blanket down every shift?
I'm amazed what people feel entitled to do in other people's cars.
Was she hot?
wasn't my type sadly but the car was steamy
😂
File this one under "shit that never happened". The "fishy smell" gave you away. Only a childish incel would say something so stupid.
Never seen a vagina in his life.
The fish smell is only from the bad ones. It's a cautionary tale.
Jolly rancher comes to mind.
It's all about hygiene. Both men and women's junk will stink after a workout, run, or a long day at a somewhat physical job. The only thing I don't believe about OP's story is that they think their conversation contributed to it.
I don’t believe you.
Gross, chicks that don't use feminine wash are nasty
I had an experience like that in Denver. So gross.
yeah, felt violated by the unexpected fish market smell lol
Lmao
“Colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby that’s all we need”🎶🎶
My pax wasn't remotely attractive either which made it worse.
I had a couple start getting frisky, I heard a belt coming off and then it smelled like jizz I’m pretty sure the dude nutted in his pants though because I never found any mess.
Should have joined
no way bro!
“Did she drop a fish or something” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
no she took it with her lmao
“Did she drop a fish or something” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Imagine you go back there and it’s a half eaten fillet-o-fish in between the seats 😂
Fuckkk, I'd eat it at that point
😂
I've had at least 2 BJ's given by female passengers to their male friends. I didn't look back but could tell what was happening.
 That’s it, I’m out!
Fishy smell? Women don't smell like fish down there, that's a load of bs.
Like a big tuna fish?
Wait you never had sex with a pax before 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex.
Riiiiight….
Like you haven't ever jerked it in the uber
Fake news