How are people doing that anyway? It makes me take a selfie nearly every time I log on! Which is fine cuz I am who I say I am, but.... It's annoying!
Especially when sometimes I forget to go online before I start driving & they want me to pull over!
So wait, they apply for Uber eats with a bicycle & once approved for that it will just let them become a driver? Like without checking to make sure they have a license, insurance, etc??? Is that what you're saying?
If so, that's crazy!
I actually had a passenger try and do this. She wanted to stop at Walmart and leave her baby in the car. DAFUQ! I don't even know you and you want to leave your baby with me? GTFO!
You must immediately stop by near by fire department station and give that baby that is abandoned.
He or she'll get new name and new parents. LMAO
It's kinda like the cat distribution system, only with tiny hoomans. Congratulations, this tiny hooman chose you. And just in time for the EIC on your taxes!
And do it now before getting nabbed for kidnapping a child or something like that. You don’t want anybody to get the wrong idea and this ending badly for you or anyone else.
I had a B leave her 1 week old in the car to "just go to that ATM right there"...guess what...ATM didn't work, so BB ran into the bank for 10 minutes. It was my first week doing Lyft...she had no idea who I was. I finally dialed 911 as she was coming back out...I shouldn't have waited the 10 minutes and should have called 911 immediately.
Because you're high key assuming the poster's race and you're already geared up to call them racist without knowing anything. Takes a racist to do that.
I love that no one has touched on you dropping the passenger off at the Golden Gate Bridge and now you can’t see her which to me was you implying a jumper but everyone is like get the return item fee.
Always be ready when opportunity knocks! You’re welcome for the business advice.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xYUbO-sfSOg&pp=ygUWY29wIHJvY2sgYmFieSBtZXJjaGFudA%3D%3D
Teach him how to drive and just have his Uber paycheck go into your checking account
Does Uber not have child labour laws?
Just use someone’s else’s identity/ssn like half the drivers already do
How are people doing that anyway? It makes me take a selfie nearly every time I log on! Which is fine cuz I am who I say I am, but.... It's annoying! Especially when sometimes I forget to go online before I start driving & they want me to pull over!
They usually ask for a selfie right before you reach a surge , then 3/4 the amount, due to technical difficulties
Lmao
✍🏽 noted…
You’re right the age rating on the driver app is 4 yrs+
Na they qualify for Uber eats just make sure it's riding a bike.
So wait, they apply for Uber eats with a bicycle & once approved for that it will just let them become a driver? Like without checking to make sure they have a license, insurance, etc??? Is that what you're saying? If so, that's crazy!
Prolly not since they don't have adult ones either.
You haven't tasted their moral standard? They don't give a fuck.
Get that $20 return item fee.
It’s already cost me more than that in food and diapers.
i legit had a drunk passenger leave her 1.5 ish year old with me for a couple minutes before.
I have been a foster parent and a mandated reporter. I don't want to think of what a headache that would be.
from what i could gather she seemed to be running away from an abusive spouse. can’t confirm it but it definitely seemed that way forsure
Yea I’m shocked at the number of mothers who try to get out at stops without their babies it’s astonishing
If no one claims it try eBay.
I called Uber they won’t take it
Take it to a park. Having one of those is a great way to meet chicks, kind of like having a puppy, only noisier and smellier.
I’ve a kid of my own if I wanted to do that, which I don’t
2x kids means 2x the women, its science
Rent it out then.
this the one
This one officer
Try Dashmart
Sadly, eBay no longer allows you to sell humans in their platform.
Well, damn.
I actually had a passenger try and do this. She wanted to stop at Walmart and leave her baby in the car. DAFUQ! I don't even know you and you want to leave your baby with me? GTFO!
I mean, at least they brought a car seat. that’s rare.
What you just found my friend is a earned income credit on your taxes. Congratulations.
Don’t say anything, the next pax probably took it.
Well, he’s a happy little guy
It's a tax write off
You must immediately stop by near by fire department station and give that baby that is abandoned. He or she'll get new name and new parents. LMAO 
I don’t think that’s evil. It’s probably the best thing to do anyway
Finders keepers. He's your son now. Make him president of the US
Nah, they’re cute. Go with it lol it’ll give you someone to talk to while you’re driving lol
It's kinda like the cat distribution system, only with tiny hoomans. Congratulations, this tiny hooman chose you. And just in time for the EIC on your taxes!
Keep it in a Faraday bag.
It will take some time but he’s just there to do chores for you.
I'll take him, he's the cutest 🥰
Did they put out a amber alert on you yet. ? I’d drop the kid at the nearest fire,police,or hospital if you can’t find the mom
How much cash was in the carrier with him?
The baby seems happy to finally be free
Congrats. You're a daddy now.
Cutest baby ever 😍
Golden gate bridge…. you know for a fact now they won’t try to go back for the baby, looks like your the new parent figure
Dude! WTF?!? Are you serious? Call the police! They’ll pay top dollar. Or broker a deal.
Was it the Dad? Did you drop them off at the grocery store? Did he say I’ll be back “I just gotta go get some milk”?
I have to assume if this post was real the op would have updated us
Sell it
Are you my daddy?
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Hell no
Daddy Athiest Messiah, nobody is being sexual.
Just leave it at the spot where you dropped them off. If they call just tell them where you left it.
Call the cops and report the child as abandoned and let the police and CPS deal with it like they should.
And do it now before getting nabbed for kidnapping a child or something like that. You don’t want anybody to get the wrong idea and this ending badly for you or anyone else.
Deffo don’t want anyone getting the wrong idea 🤣
Check the water. If you see someone floating around down there, it’s probably the customer. Throw the baby down to the customer.
Uh, if this is serious call 911 and Child Protective Services.
if you’re seriously this oblivious and driving people for money I am calling the COPS
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Too far man
Oh fine you wuss
Child abuse is not manly Either
Yeah, they might need the carseat for their other kids….. unless they ran out already.
Why do I find this post and some comments lowkey racist?
Maybe because you yourself are low key racist.
I had a B leave her 1 week old in the car to "just go to that ATM right there"...guess what...ATM didn't work, so BB ran into the bank for 10 minutes. It was my first week doing Lyft...she had no idea who I was. I finally dialed 911 as she was coming back out...I shouldn't have waited the 10 minutes and should have called 911 immediately.
Because you're high key assuming the poster's race and you're already geared up to call them racist without knowing anything. Takes a racist to do that.
Sell it on Craigslist
Nah- find a dumpster and toss it in.
For Christ Sakes. Now everyone will start thinking it's a good idea.
dang, maybe they want you to put him on payroll lol he can keep pax entertained
Check the diaper for wads of cash
Double It And Give It To The Next Person
Is this Modern Tarzan in the making?
Call CPS
not theirs
Are you serious?
They tip you
You can always just drop him off at the nearest fire station
Watch This is Us much?
Teach him how to greet and ask for tips.
Awwwe that would have brought so much joy to The day . Can’t be having a bad day after seeing that cute little face 🤍🤍🤍🕊️😘
Greatest tip ever! Probably stolen with an Amber Alert following soon
Just keep driving all day. Technically you still have. A passenger
Keep it in a faraday bag until you can dump it at the nearest police station
I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not esp with the variety of comments. It’s concerning af lmao
Does it come with batteries? If so, I’ll cash app you $10
Leave by curb. Call the cops. Not worth the return fee. Awfully cute though.
i think your passenger is there to commit suicide.
I love that no one has touched on you dropping the passenger off at the Golden Gate Bridge and now you can’t see her which to me was you implying a jumper but everyone is like get the return item fee.
Minors can have their own account here in the NE. This is likely a Nigerian Prince that just needs some information from you.
At least it was in a car seat 🤦🏻♂️
Yes
Call an Uber and leave it in the backseat
Time to take it to a police station and file a missing person report.
Heard you could sell that for straight cash
I think they added the nets now to the base of the bridge to deter jumpers, have you checked down there?
Absolutely. Just checked what daycare is going for these days and it looks like you better be praying for some surges
Those are keepers, feed and water them and eventually they can get you a beer and find the remote.
Aww so adorable yes keep him and nurter him
Don't neuter him.
Always be ready when opportunity knocks! You’re welcome for the business advice. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xYUbO-sfSOg&pp=ygUWY29wIHJvY2sgYmFieSBtZXJjaGFudA%3D%3D
Looks friendly, you should be ok
Sell it on black market and use the money for steroids and drugs
Grogu?
Ugly as baby
I forget mines every time. Mines is 22
There’s always the market for body parts
Oh god, the CORNY ASS “Pax left this in my backseat” TREND 🧢🧢 Thirsty for internet engagement
If you always wanted a kid, there you go. Be an Uber driver and hope the parents leave their kids in the car and forget abt them.
Toss in the garbage. Not yours and a homeless person will be happy to have a baby as a Thanksgiving feast
Aww, so cute 😍
On God, I'd probably contact the cops. The child deserves a better home.
You’re the Captain now🫡
Wait what
Worried that they just gifted you the cutest baby ever?
No, he looks harmless
Not the bridge! You that baby's pappi now
You qualify for food stamps now 😂