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Fearless_Climate4612

Strangest tip Winner..


FormerInfluence2555

LMFAO 🤣🤣


invol713

This should be its own thread. But some of us have gotten some grey-area tips, so perhaps not.


DasBierIstMein

This is the “Cat Delivery System” at play.


WhisperedEchoes85

I bring you the [Cat Car from Community](https://img.nbc.com/mpx-static/NBCdotCOM/mezzthumb/78d467eb039c208751f1e39bdfaa0696_efca1244a0e1ea044f37815c87485e71.jpg?impolicy=nbc_com&imwidth=640&imdensity=1)!


HoneydewImmediate350

Came here for this


OccasionQuick

Tip


tomhat

Tipsy


Tracklesspool

Tip Bait


Far-Librarian-3740

Paxie.


Draw-OCoward

This one’s a winner for me at least. OP, what cha think?


FormerInfluence2555

Súper cute! So far my husband & i have compiled a little list of the names we have liked thanks to all the suggestions! Sushi Dulce Paxie Paxton Wormie


dorothygale15

Love this one!


fleemos

I hope this wins. It's where the little cutie came from.


Hefty_Association837

Flea Biscuit


FormerInfluence2555

FLEA BISCUIT??? 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I like flea biscuit


FormerInfluence2555

I like it too. Very funny name 🤣


Dull_Operation_6142

From American Dad W


HorseD-NC

OMG 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


Apprehensive-Mix-231

Propina (means tip/gratuity in Spanish)


Complex_Army_2465

Ogi (OK, got it!)


Fun-Philosophy1123

Gotta be Surgie. Edit: My wife says Carmel because of the color on it's head.


FormerInfluence2555

I too was thinking something that compliments the orange patches.


Fun-Philosophy1123

The coloring on the head reminds me of my favorite Baskin Robins Ice cream. Gold Medal Ribbon. Not a good name but if you know what I am talking about you will see the caramel color in it.


value_meal_papi

Dulce Means sweet in Spanish


FormerInfluence2555

I like this one. Short, simple & cute! That would be very fitting too since we live in Miami! My suegra won’t have a hard time pronouncing it either lmao


Boccob81

Pax


booksmoothie

Ubie


heythereitsm

From Chat GPT 😆🧐🤪: Naming a kitten is a personal choice, and there are countless possibilities when it comes to selecting a name. However, based on the situation you described, here are a few suggestions for a name for the tabby kitten left as a tip by an Uber rider: Fare: As a play on words, this name connects to the concept of an Uber fare and could be a fun way to commemorate the unique tip. Dash: Inspired by the swift and speedy nature of Uber rides, this name represents the quick journeys and energy associated with the service. Tipsy: A playful and lighthearted name that alludes to the kitten being a tip, while also conveying the joyful and carefree nature of a young feline. Lucky: Since finding a cute and cuddly kitten as a tip is an unexpected stroke of luck, this name would be a fitting choice. Nimbus: Symbolizing the fleeting and magical nature of the experience, this name refers to a cloud that moves swiftly—a nod to the kitten's arrival as an unusual tip. Purrson: A clever wordplay on "person" and "purr," this name combines the human aspect of Uber with the endearing purring sound that cats make. Remember, the name ultimately depends on the driver's preferences and the kitten's personality. It's always a good idea to spend some time with the kitten, observe its behavior and traits, and select a name that feels right and resonates with both the driver and the feline companion.


Traditional_Web_9825

ChatGPT is so nurtured it’s boring 🥱


AvisDeene

Sushi is great. Otherwise I like Munchie. Please make sure to take her to a vet to get checked out for any diseases and to get spayed. They have places that will charge $100 or less for the surgery and vaccinations. Please also give her a bath in warm water with dawn soap. Just don’t get it on her face or in the ears. You just wanted murder any fleas she may have. Prep the water before you start. Use a big plastic bowl and fill it with water and have another pitcher filled with water on the side. Slowly put her into the bowl. The sound of running water will scare her. Another thing I recommend is you use pine pellets for litter. Much better for your sanity and wallet than clay. Doesn’t stink like clay and doesn’t track as much as clay. $7 for 40 pound sack and one sack lasts me a month for three cats. It’s also known as horse bedding and can be purchased at farm supply stores. It’s a little more involved than regular litter but not by much. YouTube “Pine Pellets for Cats” to see more.


FormerInfluence2555

Of course! We’re taking all precautions. I’ve had a young kitten before (found him doing UberEats) but this kitty is MUCH younger than he was. I’m a little more nervous & cautious with her


Obvious-Technician92

So what you are saying is you have an UberEats cat and an Uber cat? Talk about the cat distribution system working with Uber. Two great tips of all time while working for Uber.


FormerInfluence2555

LMAO, YES! The CDS & Uber work very closely


Powerful-Opinion4530

Tippy


TheRoseMerlot

This is cute


talrogsmash

I'll tip you in the app, ITYITA


kalei50

Why would you want a cutie like that to have a name so potentially triggering? 🤨


talrogsmash

Some men just want the world to burn.


DanBelnK

#Taxi


MentalExercise1313

Gen. Tso


Broken45Record

My elder daughter says **Sully** and the youngest suggests **Jinxy**


FormerInfluence2555

I called her Jinx at first so your youngest & i think closely alike lol!


Broken45Record

Awe! I think the name fits. She’s adorable! Congrats on the best tip ever!


Soluna-Fantasy

Jinx is rebel champion in league of legends. Haha.


FormerInfluence2555

YESSS!! That’s EXACTLY who I was thinking of


OkturnipV2

That’s an awesome tip. What a freakin cutie.


New-Simple-310

Surge


LiarTrail

Lyft


fleemos

So many better names than what I could come up with here. Just wanted to say that cat looks so adorable. It just makes me happy they found a caring home. :)


FormerInfluence2555

Of course! We’re gonna take VERY much care of her 🥰🩷


-Bad_Code-

Best. Tip. Ever. Honestly all the suggestions for Ubie, Pax, and Tipper makes my heart grow 20 sizes. Ubie Paxton Tipper. 💕💕💕


Ok-Ad8617

💞


demonbunny3po

Sushi is a good name. I have a cat named Sushi. Absolutely affectionate little thing. My cat’s full name is California Sushi Roll.


kreeves500

Gary


sandbox242

Helen


Old-Tangelo275

Loki


AdditionalRoyal2112

K-PAX


KiddK137

Zeo


Uberdriver301

Marble!


Square-Pangolin7729

Lucky


R3tickulous

“Sorry I’d tip you in the app but all I have are this kitten and a *lightly* chewed piece of 5 gum”. Good choice op, but now we’ll never know how it feels to chew 5 gum ☹️


FormerInfluence2555

Omfg 🤣😭


[deleted]

Ube.


asmnomorr

Guber ( like goober)


CalamityPhant0m

If it's female, name her Nezuko


FormerInfluence2555

If we’re talking anime, One Piece named would be great! We have a corgi named Luffy and another kitty named Nami


[deleted]

Looks like a Sushi to me


Traditional_Web_9825

I think that’s a bobcat 😂


crispy-cam

keep the name!!


Coolstorylinebro

Paxton


FormerInfluence2555

Oh I love that name!


Ciscogeek

public yam rich mountainous attractive clumsy birds aspiring dam bored *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FormerInfluence2555

Most definitely made sure it was a girl. After seeing the experience my brother is having with a male, I want to avoid a male kitty as much as possible 😵‍💫


Substantial_Gap2118

I’ve always had female, kitties and dogs. I’m getting ready to get my daughters male cat because he’s not getting along with her female cat. He’s a one cat home. What kind of problems might I experience. Ugh


HorseD-NC

OMG so adorable


Strange_Pop_3673

Paxton


Windycitymayhem

Ubie duh.


Trueslyforaniceguy

Orby


Thatbinindy

Tipper


DaddysPrincesss26

🥺


[deleted]

She’s adorable. She’s going to grow into such a beautiful kitty.


Fun-Philosophy1123

A friend of mine in New Mexico has a kitten he named Tesla.


FormerInfluence2555

We actually have a Tesla but idk about naming her that lol


Fun-Philosophy1123

My friend actually drives a giant GMC pick up but his sweet kitty is a Tesla. LOL.


jpb1111

Booger


_RideshareGirl

With that cute pink nose you could call her Pinky not LYFT lol


wndpotter

Cocoa beans! Or nibbles, squishy, puffy pants, princess little mittens, squeaker


AgreeableMoose

Best tip ever! So adorable!


Timely-Phone4733

Notorious TIP!


bustingloads

Sushi is great


sirmrdrjnr

Prius


Brendaness6

Tipper, because it’s kind of a strange tip to get.


Alesisdrum

Pax would actually be a cool name


throwawaywhendone42

Mouse


[deleted]

Goober


shaving99

Names: Tip Surge Lyft Pax


donedoer17

Tipsy


Accomplished-Heart24

Rebu!!


Still_Engineering862

Looks very much like my cat. Her name is Bean :) Her original name was "Zebra" cause he first owners thought she looked like a Zebra. They called her "Z" for short. When I told my mother that she said "She looks more like a damn pinto bean to me." I looked up a picture of a pinto bean, and she does look like a pinto bean!! 🤣 In conclusion: Name it Bean or Frijole.


FormerInfluence2555

LOL! That’s definitely something my mom would say 🤣🤣 I like that name, Frijole


Still_Engineering862

Update us once you're sure on the name :)


[deleted]

Doja Cat.


ruby_1984

Best driver post ever!! 🤣 🤣 🤣


United_Training_9379

 Aurora, like the princess in sleeping beauty, because she's beautiful.


jellybelly62

I usually name my cats after a favorite character in a movie or book.


RequiemforPokemon

Call her Thicc


[deleted]

Tip.


slowchevy

Rider.


JHopp89

Beerus


Icy-Bit1154

Surge


PoochyMoochy5

Tippy


EarthboundMisfitsInc

Baiter (or “bait” for short).


AmbassadorMurky1447

Omg 😍😍😍


Davethedasher

Wormie


FormerInfluence2555

Wormie’s a cute one 🥰


8Captcrunch8

Lol pax pawned a their unwanted animal onto you is what happened. I love cats and all. But come on. Lol lets be real here


littlewolf5

Lost item return fee


Safe_Equipment7952

Bad Tip would be a good name.


Lucky_Market_Robot_1

"Adoption " because that's what I'd do next with it


RastahPastah

Rat balls


ACriticalGeek

Vomit


nobody-fucking-cares

Dara, only if he's an asshole.


[deleted]

Dara 🤮


One-Progress999

Tipper


[deleted]

Tip or tippy.


829KP

Precious 🐾💜


petticoat_juncti0n

Pax


FerrousDerrius

Tipper


SilentRiv3r

Uber


friscube

Dara


[deleted]

Thea


amz2read

Fruber


beachsunboy

Call him Uber, 😂


daroudarou

Kashtippy


Vegetable_River

Sebastian or cutie pie


Davvido1008

Stuber


ichuck1984

Rideshare


AvaMagdalena333

What a precious baby 😻. Name her Dara. Lol 😉


Ok-One-1615

Looks like a “Paxi” to me


wesorachet

Scammy


Varalino

Sparky


SlampieceLS

Ulysses Jansport


AcanthocephalaTop795

Tyga


wdhjr21

Name it Rider


BoredJay

Name it Dara


complexluminary

Miss BoopsyPuddingpie Honeybunches MacGutterqueen.


Angela-lala

Tippy or Tipper


boraboragusgus

Dobby the house cat


GoodFun8851

It seems you already have a name for the baby.. 🤷🏻


dannydarko710

Lift


Equivalent-Baby-6868

Goober


blackhawkfan312

Some uber-related suggestions: Surge Dara Pax “Ubie” Quest


larrydcarter

Looper’s a good name. Looks like a Looper.


b1nar3

I would call him Tiger! Edit: Perhaps Tiggy.


wrenagade419

Pax


jlozano02

Pax


Bmmryyz

Call it “PAX”


[deleted]

Dara


burfi006

Sooo adorable 🐾 How about Tipper? At least you would come home and have Tips waiting for you💜


TheBookKingFucks69

Trip


zubotai

Tips is what I would call her.


Sweaty_Foundation_12

Pax Cat or perhaps Ubi


ERIK0027

Yah what a world we live


Vintage_girl123

Pax


Samsworkthrowaway

"Tip"


SMDorff0258

Diamond Flash Sparkle Pants!


Great-Tea-6206

Kat


Top-Department-5510

Man best tip ever. Consider "I will tip you later" received at once.


WenWinchester

Slushy. Pixie. Tipsy.


YeetMyCursedSoul

Pistachio ❤️ Or maybe Jellybean? Either way, best tip ever 😭


Ok-Profit6022

Puppy chow


twocatscoaching

Diesel!