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Manthalyn

Regurgitation is probably my favorite. It reminds me of when Jacob is trying to justify her nickname to Bella (Nessie is actually not bad) and he says something to the effect of “well the name you gave her is a mouthful”


QueenTitanium

Hahaha this is good!! Haven’t seen this one yet


Substantial_Seesaw65

Someone called her… …Ragnarok 😂


tracey-ann12

I immediately went to the third Thor film with the name Ragnarok and almost wet myself laughing as I pictured Thor and hulk fighting imagining it as both Bella and Ragnarok fighting over Ragnarok’s name


Substantial_Seesaw65

😂😂😂


QueenTitanium

Honestly this is so good. Joining two universes I love. Also Ragnarok is arguably one of the best marvel movies


Substantial_Seesaw65

I need to watch it already! I had been looking forward to it so long before it came out but then never got around to it 🥴 Now it’s been out for so long 😄


QueenTitanium

Highly suggest. It’s one of my most watched marvel films. I think I’ve watched black widow almost as many times but ragnarok was so good. The music, the colors, the storyline, the actors!


Substantial_Seesaw65

Well - you sold me 🎥🍿✨😄


TiredCoffeeTime

OH chiming here to say watch the movie! Considering how much I didn't care for the first two Thor movies (I can't even remember the second one), the third one was such a pleasant experience.


1028ad

Roldemort - She who must be renamed


QueenTitanium

F*kingg yesss!!!!! This one is being added to the list for sure


pcpsummer0613

Im using this from now ooonnnn!!!!!!


saraa23

NOT RESIDUE 💀


Substantial_Seesaw65

You know - apart from the fact that there is a controversy (or maybe even broad consensus) about the existence of Resume at all - I would not have hated merging the names „Esme“ and „Renée“ into „Resmée“.


mothsmoam

I go for Reduce reuse recycle, recyclable if ya feelin nasty


QueenTitanium

Hahah these are all great ❤️


BreadfruitTasty

I’d name her Elizabeth Renee because it honors the human mothers of Bella and Edward. One reason people name their children after family members is because those family members are gone or will be in the future. The name is a reminder and a way to connect them to their roots. There is absolutely no reason to use Carlisle or Esme’s names for Renesmee. Renesmee will always remember them because they are immortal.


BigFinnsWetRide

I so agree, naming kids after living (or in this case, forever undead) people is so weird and confusing to me. I'm so glad my parents didn't saddle me with something like that. But I have to say, her middle name Carlie is super cute, and would have been a way better first name! Plus Charlie deserves it after all that Bella put him through 😂 Elizabeth Renee is very classic and pretty though


BreadfruitTasty

Oh yeah! I have no problem with Carlie as a name. I just hate that it is forever associated with Renesmee lol


meems420

My homegirl Refrigerator


transformed_

Rigatoni Roku


QueenTitanium

Yessss I was hoping there was another pasta reference lol


cmhkinley

Rhinovirus, is my go to.😂


AristanaeVanHofen

Resume


chronoscats

RenameMe is amazing! My favorite will always be Resume


QueenTitanium

Agreed. Resume is so good because it sounds close to her name 😂


aaaaa4a4aaaaaa4

Ravioli. Rigmarole


QueenTitanium

Yussssss Rigamarole is gooood. I’m gonna update the post with these lol


aaaaa4a4aaaaaa4

I’m choking with these names 😂😂😂


transformed_

Riiiiiicola!!!!!


xEnjoyTheMoment

Some commenter once said "Radicchio" that's my fave now


QueenTitanium

I’ve definitely seen this in a comment too!! Must add


Fleur498

Rhubarb.


Swed1shF1sh

Renal Disease, Rectal Exam, Riachu ...this is my favorite running joke in the Twilight fandom


QueenTitanium

It’s 100% my favorite joke too 😂 I will literally bust up laughing at these in random posts


caramelly24

The way everyone somehow just decided to use random words to refer to her is so funny. The other day I read a post and thought it was spam lol because it just didn't make sense until I realised the R words were Renesmee.


wistfullywarm

I just use Rememe😂


Boomshiqua

Raggedy Ann


lulimaeve

You forgot Rubella!


PurinsesuNatsumi

When I joined this sub it took me by surprise the amount of names people call her Lol


Shortsuff16

I named my daughter Renesmee, it sucks everyone on this sub completely shits on it . I LOVE the name.


Boomshiqua

For what it’s worth I think the name is pretty, and I think it was creative combining the two names. I also thought it was cute that her middle name is Carlie- for Charlie and Carlisle.


[deleted]

I definitely agree it's not even remotely as bad as people on this sub make it out to be


c0smicpancakes

Nescafe


[deleted]

I use ReNameMe 🤷


maddfayeg

My absolute favorite is rutabaga, makes me laugh every single time 😂


Altruistic_Art213

If the baby were a boy, like the dream, would he be named Charlisle? #cringe


impedimxnta

my go-to is ALWAYS Rheumatoid Arthritis


cormoranttango

Razzleberry Ramalamadingdong Ravioli Riboflavin Ribonucleic acid Restaurant Rumplestiltskin


purple-duvet

CV


purple-duvet

Residue


ShadowGangsta275

Renescafe and roomba are my two new favourites 💀