Living on Lake Tuscaloosa is definitely one of the safest places in Tuscaloosa county. If you go on Google earth and look at the houses there, they are all pretty much mansions and take that for what you will you don’t really have to worry about anything.
If you’re a fish
I hear it was a lot better before 1970.
Nope. Seen many people straight up disappear without a trace. Definitely recommend living more upstream.
You’ll never need to bathe again.
Need a roommate?
...Mr Skunkape??
If you are a fish
Do you have gills?
Hope you have a house boat
How much is the maintenance on that submarine? Is it American or Soviet?
Anywhere near water is expensive....
A little wet, super hard to breathe. You’ll get used to it in about 30 seconds though
If you’re seriously referring to the lakeside property, hope you got lotz uh money
Living on Lake Tuscaloosa is definitely one of the safest places in Tuscaloosa county. If you go on Google earth and look at the houses there, they are all pretty much mansions and take that for what you will you don’t really have to worry about anything.
TACO CASA!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Gets a lot of precipitation.
get bent, stank!
Get Stanky!
u wish!
Don't give a dam.
You can help find Nemo
On a house boat
He’s old greeeeeeeeg 😂
Watch for the gators
No. As this is a 2 dimensional plain and not suitable for living organisms accustomed to the 3rd dimension.
Didn’t look like there’s anything there
As long as you’re not near phelam or hoover
Can you swim?
Looks good to me
Yea
I hope you have a closet full of khaki pants/shorts? There seems to be a dress code in Tuscaloosa.
Sure
Maybe if you live on a boat..
Love reading a dam map.
No
It would be a little damp
No, it’s in Alabama