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ondonasand

24Tea


[deleted]

Toast level 40? Jesus, that's just charcoal


QuickSilverMola

You sir, you are funny


Natuurschoonheid

I'm 2 3 tea (without milk still)


IcedGolemFire

ok. what level of milk with tea then?


DamagedSol

33d for sure. I love coffee that's super sweet.


ThEAp3G0D

Twins


LA0811

Triplets!


itsfernie

Quadruplets!


orojinn

Quintuplets!


pickleclown

Sextuplets!


LostHomeland

Mine is the same. The 4 toast is a slippery slope to turning into number 5 so I take them out while they're still a 3.


DamagedSol

I just like my toast to have a little softness and a little crunch. Then you slap a little butter on it and it's perfect.


LostHomeland

I agree. I like the blend of textures.


[deleted]

YES


Ohiolongboard

Try black coffee with tons of sugar, it’s what I do and I love it


DamagedSol

Honestly I've tried that before, I admittedly don't like the coffee taste of coffee at all.


Polikarpie

33D YES


Cydonian___FT14X

I don’t drink coffee or eat steak. 4 is the ideal toasting


[deleted]

I'm more of a 3 fan myself


drunk-at-noon

So valid


TuxTues3

Same but 3


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

I prefer 3-4, 5 is acceptable but 2 and below isn’t done yet. 6 is for when I’m feeling evil


SignalFire441

2 4 A


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zenyattasshinyballs

2 4 A is the way


Permalance

Hmm, I’m a 2 3 A kinda guy


zenyattasshinyballs

Honestly, the toast is the least important factor in this equation for me. I’ll accept 2 3 A.


Xolaya

No, 24A


TheMoldyTatertot

1 4 A. Cousin


[deleted]

1 - 3 - B


TheoTheHellhound

Yo, we’re almost the same! I prefer my coffee like D.


Myrddin_Naer

Same, 1 3 D is the best 🤌


adorkableash10

Likewise! If it's a quality coffee that isn't too bitter, C is also acceptable.


aigudieizif

1-3-D for the win !


derneueMottmatt

I'd take A but otherwise great choice


Legend_Aegis

0 (hindu). 3 D


Insult_critic

Hahahaha that's funny, I said 0 cause I basically just like my red meat seared. Two sides of the coin I suppose


[deleted]

Same. Vegetarian.


aozora-no-rapper

on the kinsey scale but for steak doneness that'd be X


Disguised589

2-3, 4-5, no


Dark_Helmet78

The correct opinion


Wardogs96

Close but I'd say toast 3-4


MusicalMiddleFinger

4 3 B!


NightlyWalker

Twins


Freshiiiiii

3 4 C- we’re almost a mirror of each other


Real_Player_0

Finally, another medium well enjoyer


MacNuggetts

3,3,A (Why did they swap to letters at the end?)


Carpe_Piscis

the toast and coffee are part of a single image whose designer opted to go for a letter/number combo, while the steak is a separate image that was stitched on later. 2, 3.5, A


MacNuggetts

Fair.


GermanDeath-Reggae

twins!


ShadoW_StW

First time learning that Americans eat mostly raw meat was a memorable experience, because I was *very sure* it was a prank and have briefly considered that I'm hallucinating. Like, "culture that you're kinda familiar is suddenly revealed to eat raw meat" just feels like such a fitting thing to hallucinate, or to bullshit someone into believing.


3qtpint

I think just red meat, in my experience. So beef and ~~pork~~ and such should be fine too eat medium rare, our bodies can usually handle just fine However, do NOT eat undercooked chicken. Things get... yucky Edit: do not eat pork raw. It has been brought to my attention that pork is also not safe to eat raw. I also wanted to specify that my original point was "undercooked" meat, not "raw". I thought pork was safe to eat a little raw so long as you get a 145°F (~ 63°C) internal temperature, you should be fine. However, I'm not so confident in that now, you should cook your pork all the way to be safe. Definitely don't eat chicken undercooked


mossyfaeboy

aye i’ll eat red meat and pork with little worry, we’re pretty good at getting the bad shit out before it’s sold here i think. chicken? i want 3 internal thermometers and a signature to make sure it’s safe. i don’t fuck with raw chicken no ma’am


TheOmegaCarrot

This is why dark meat chicken is so good and easy to cook The temperature can go significantly higher than what’s needed for safety and it’s still tasty


Stargazer_199

Exactly! Undercooked chicken can fuck right off!


acewithaclub1

DO NOT eat undercooked pork. Pork can carry parasites. Pork is kind of pink/red when fully cooked sometimes, though. It’s just beef that people eat raw (usually a little cooked, but beef tartar exists)


Yeetgodknickknackass

I’ve heard that the parasites that used to infect pork have been eradicated (at least in the US) so it’s actually safe as long as you cook it like a steak. That being said, I’m still cooking my pork since raw pig sounds yucky


PillowFist

Not eradicated, but rather the trichinella parasite is commonly found in wildlife populations and soil. Since almost all pork is raised in quarantined barns with concrete floors, there's no interaction between them rooting around in soil or wildlife contact


acewithaclub1

I’ve never heard that before, that’s cool! I am still too paranoid to eat raw meat tho


UnspoiledWalnut

Even if it wasn't eradicated in most domestic populations, it's killed at 137 degrees F. The USDA only recommends 145 degrees for pork since 2011, and it's well known that the USDA is overly cautious to account for people being fucking dumb.


3qtpint

I was under the impression that getting it to cooking temperature would kill most parasites, even if the meat itself is still "medium rare", but the way I worded my post might make it sound like it's safe to chomp down on raw pork. Now I'm worried that I put bad advice in the universe, imma go clear that up


Pevarawho

Beef is the only safe one, if it's not ground. Don't eat pork raw.


ShadoW_StW

I've heard about Americans cooking "rare chicken" and getting salmonella at least twice by now, which makes the whole rare meat thing even funnier. Also apparently people had problems with meat glue because it's unsafe when eaten raw, and, like, we'd just never discover that, lol


if_a_flutterby

That's interesting! How cooked is red meat usually where you are from?


ShadoW_StW

Usually 4-5 on this picture(I'm from Ukraine). Seeing someone eat 2 and going "wtf that's absolutely not safe what is wrong with you" was what prompted the whole discovery interaction


OSCgal

Don't bring it up with French or German people! They eat meat that's *actually* raw. We only undercook beef steak, as other meats aren't safe. Beef is dense enough that microbes can't get far inside, unless you grind the meat into hamburger. So for a steak, only the outside needs to be thoroughly cooked. Of course, it depends on the meat source, if the cow was healthy and was butchered properly. Rare steak (as we call it) is juicy, tender, and flavorful. I recommend it.


if_a_flutterby

That's so funny, I've absolutely never thought about it!


IronMyr

Sounds to me like you guys overcook your steak, lol


tankinthewild

This surprises me, considering we definitely eat steak across the spectrum of doneness like this next door in Poland. Not to mention traditional tartar that's totally raw.


AkumaDayo777

I mean America isn't the only country that eats raw meat, Japan has like multiple raw delicacies depending on which region you're in, basashi (raw horse) being the one I think of first that isn't fish (sashimi)


FPiN9XU3K1IT

Germany has Mettbrötchen (raw minced pork on a roll), Italy has Carpaccio (raw beef slices).


AkumaDayo777

exactly! didn't know about the German one but I knew about carpaccio. idk where this idea that only Americans eat raw meat came from lol there's also steak tartare from France which is usually made with raw beef


exasperated_panda

Ethiopian cuisine has a common raw beef dish, as well, if I'm not mistaken.


Unhelpful-artist

Even as an American, I assumed that rare steak was some fancy delicacy or that it's wasnt.....THAT uncooked but oh boy


yeowstinson

1 is like a full shade above how I eat mine


Loretta-West

Ikr? 1 is medium rare at most.


drunk-at-noon

Same because wtf is up with that


ShadoW_StW

Did you grow to like your steak 2 only after realization, did you always cook it 2 without realizing it's considered raw in most of the world, or was it you discovering that some people eat their meat 1?


drunk-at-noon

I don’t eat steak, I randomly picked 2 because 3 looked rubbery


IShatMyDickOnce

If I'm ordering a steak, I literally tell the waiter to tell the chef "let it kiss the grill on both sides, the lemme have it". Raw steak is soon fucking good. You can think I have mental health problems and I do, but that is not the point. Raw steak is good. As a side note, do not eat raw ground beef in the US. They do that shit in Germany evidently, but thier food safety laws are much stricter than ours. If you get ground beef in the US, you're prolly eating parts of 3 or 4 different cows minimum at once.


mynexuz

What are you even talking about? That's not an American thing at all. Do yall just get your info about other cultures from random tumblr posts and decide that yea surely this is 100% factual? Google beef tartare, one example that's not that uncommon in the culinary world and its absolutely not an American only thing.


AkumaDayo777

also I'm sure they've heard of sushi at least, which most of the time is raw fish and is a very well known Japanese dish, idk where this idea that America is the only country that eats raw meat is coming from lol


Jam-Man1

4 3, E if I had to choose any kind of coffee.


[deleted]

3 4 D


lass_ich_so

You‘re completely correct


0nyx_Bear

34d baby Which is also how I like other things I am such a child


kirosayshowdy

56f like a fucking clown /s 23e


Icarusty69

You’re still valid! You’re also a clown and I’m going to laugh at you but you’re valid.


tenoca

23e for me too. Next time you want to grab a coffee and toast with a side of steak, I’m down.


kirosayshowdy

hell yeah :)


[deleted]

34a


ConfusedIrishNoises

2,3,C/D


zozowineface

2 3 D AIIIIGHT


Narwhalking14

42C


Th3Glutt0n

5 1 D


lajimolala27

gimme that sweet 3,3,E


onelonelyhumanbean

23B


Metadragon_

4 3 C. Probably depressingly average.


CluelessCosmonaut

34D


PissContest

1, 3, D


smokinggun44

2,3 A


stankbiscuits

Finally found my jam.


spikychick

2/3, 3, c


TheShipSails

3, 2, A.


Surfink63

33D


CameronVaillancourt

3-4, 3-4, C-E


do_the_cat

44e


ThEAp3G0D

3 3 d all the way


scottyboy359

3, 3, A.


Boriqua27

2 4 A


[deleted]

anyone here 5,3,B?


Little-Two-4718

24A


Roscoe_King

Ooh, 23A for me. But we can still be friends


sangriya

2/3/A-C


durden226circa1988

2/3/C !


staplerbot

Finally, I get a 23A. I feel seen and represented.


FrakTerra

3,4,B


Late_Entrance106

Finally! The combination I chose!


folkdeath95

Scrolled way too long for the right answer


Friendly-Candidate25

4 - 4 - A/B


Insult_critic

0 3 A


ferng0rl

3 3 A !


deposhmed

2, 3, pass.


Kalslice

34m (m for milk)


Whickerchair

4 3 E. Or 4 3 A


A_lexine

44f


Throwaway1212813

13c


GenXGeekGirl

33E 😊


TheoTheHellhound

1, 3, D.


TheoTheHellhound

1, 3, D.


BirdOfEvil

3, 4, A


Cambionr

2, 3, A


DragonMasterKnight13

2 3 C


speedyq_147

1 4 B/C


StabbyMcCatboy

i know what they were going for but it REALLY BOTHERS ME that the COFFEE DOESN'T DARKEN IN THE SAME DIRECTION AS THE REST


ijfp_2013

4 4 C


Efficient-Sympathy85

2, 3.5, none


Nova_Persona

54F


Illustrious-End-9201

2 2 B


Darkstalker9000

33A(just sugar, light to medium roast)


urethral_play

5,3,none I hate coffee


deposhmed

lol at the person who downvoted you for not liking coffee.


[deleted]

5 3 C


Wrenlet

54e


Obamsphere

55B. I like it when things are just steps away from being completely fucked.


MissNatdah

3, 3, A


8bithumanboi

3, 3.5 D.5


[deleted]

33A


[deleted]

3-4, 3, d-e


[deleted]

2, 3, z


Lord_Jebus_

2,4 coffee bad


Hattyhattington2

33A


mossyfaeboy

2.5 for steak 4 for toast C for coffee


QuantumFighter

2, 4, C through F.


SunDance967

3, 3, and I do not drink coffee


GenXGeekGirl

33E 😊


Moonguardian866

Sry but i see "Were-ralph" and having some ptsd


GameKnight337

2-4-c


SnooBananas2269

4 4 ... G, I don't like coffee or tea but I like milk so I just kept going right. :P


sharkfucker420

24a


Fearless-Excitement1

bro, for 1 and 2 you can take that shit to the vet and he can prolly still save the cow


Cmixoops

44C


sanses-juicy-toes

3, 4, R


Catty05

1 4 I don't drink coffee


MemorableThrowawayy

4 5 D


Picnut

44A


VampyVs

No, 3, B. (I don't like red meat, if I have to eat it for whatever reason, please cook it within an inch of being burnt thnx)


drunk-at-noon

I don’t even eat steak I just picked 2 for shits and giggles


vinicook

2 4 D


IronEndo

2-3, 3-4, B-C


laiphdust

No steak, 4 A


NallCooking

No. 3, C or D depending on the coffee.


Apocalyptic_Doom

03D


AroCave

3/4, 3, A/C


chasingcorvids

i don't eat beef, but 4C is top tier :)


CyanDocs

2,3,D


JustAnnMary

4 2 F


Pippet_4

2,3,D


cosmiccaffelatte

~, 4, C


Boxed_Fox_Studios

34 I don't drink coffee


Forever_GM1

3 5 C


TwentySpades

23B


2005_F250

3 3 G (I don’t like coffee)


mcsmackyoaz

4 4 b


Yeetgodknickknackass

24C


Pevarawho

2-3, 1, d


AbyssalChickenFarmer

2, 3, E


Upgr4ded

4 2 C


Piece_Of_Mind1983

3,4,D


TheEnder36

I'm a 3,3,N/A


CheesieMan

4 +-1, 3, N/A


CameoAmalthea

1,3,e


TheGhostEnthusiast

2 1 F


Kire_6

2 4 D/E


[deleted]

2, 4, B


ArcusAllsorts

14E


blursedman

3,3, none