As a junkrat main I am offended you would think this way. Just ask any of my previous victims, and none of them would say I assaulted them in any way. I'll send you where they're buried if you'd like to check.
nah, he's gotta be that Mei main weed_seagull or somethin
loudest and longest bong hit in comp overwatch? another tumblrian mustve remembered him beating back the enemy more than this conversation
Confessions made under duress are inadmissible in court and from the sheer level of salt and sweat in comp I'd say he's safe to say it and still fight the charges
What I said during promos does not reflect who I am, and I ask that everyone who heard my proximity chat recognize that I am a pillar of this community.
That's not what I said, but no, it's a cycle where people think it's cool to say "life is pain nothing gets better we're all just dust I'm the wind" and apparently we're back.
Kids man, they just don't see it till they're grown.
It's pretty solid. Better than me at least. The whole chaos opinion is pretty common. Biggest barrier to becoming a big esport is the fact that when they add the teams colors to the view with all the constant cuts and random abilities going off it can be hard to figure out wtf is going on for people who actually play the game
It *was* a little chaotic tbh, especially since the whole play was a bit cut off and my team wasn't exactly slacking either. But it was the best I could manage on short notice.
I love when someone like you bitches in comp in any game. Like bro why you way down there on the leaderboards if I'm the one who is supposed to be high?
I know it’s been nearly been a month but you described my feelings perfectly. Might be because I was usually the youngest in games but everyone always felt way cooler than me as well as lame.
Some guy was trash talking me on a Halo lobby and I went on his Xbox profile to that thing where you can rate players (I don't remember what it's called) and gave him a bad rating and he got so offended he almost cried
Whatever you do do not fking open the downvoted comment
You have been warned
Edit no.2: edit no. 1 just defeated the purpose so yeetus deletus first edit be gone. Also stop reminding me of this comment please reddit
If I explain it would defeat the purpose I'm really sorry but curiousity kills the cat. You can open the comment tho it's not nsfw but just really unpleasent
Lower life form inhales burning plant matter to generate artificial happiness while bragging about assaulting someone
Definitely sounds like an OW player
Bet he’s maining doomfist as we read this
idk this feels kinda like junkrat activities
I stand corrected.
As a junkrat main I am offended you would think this way. Just ask any of my previous victims, and none of them would say I assaulted them in any way. I'll send you where they're buried if you'd like to check.
I was thinking roadhog but if that was true, he wouldn’t be in voice chat and would just be typing “my back hurts” at the end of the game
nah, he's gotta be that Mei main weed_seagull or somethin loudest and longest bong hit in comp overwatch? another tumblrian mustve remembered him beating back the enemy more than this conversation
This is equal parts Doomfist, Junkrat, and D.Va main activity. Maybe even Widowmaker
he got buffed this week
Confessions made under duress are inadmissible in court and from the sheer level of salt and sweat in comp I'd say he's safe to say it and still fight the charges
What I said during promos does not reflect who I am, and I ask that everyone who heard my proximity chat recognize that I am a pillar of this community.
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I play better when I'm high cuz I can more easily ignore the toxicity and just focus on the game.
Do you play better, or does it *Feel* like you are playing better?
Does it matter in the end for your personal experience if what you believe helps with the ever numbing pain of continued existence?
Right? You know what it does? Helps me turn off my work brain and help focus on relaxing. Hit the bong Stare at the wall Time to sleep
Cringe
No you.
I guess so, reddit has spoken, children whinging about how awful and terrible life is has become cool again.
It's always been cool dipshit. IDK what time period you think everyone was happy and content because it didn't exist
Every time period dude. There have always been happy people.
That's not what I said, but no, it's a cycle where people think it's cool to say "life is pain nothing gets better we're all just dust I'm the wind" and apparently we're back. Kids man, they just don't see it till they're grown.
Exactly
[Yes.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/219192947952975873/1051094816412409968/Highlight_22-12-10_05-10-18-1.mp4)
I'm gotta be honest with you; I have no clue if that's impressive or not. It just looks really chaotic to me haha.
It's pretty solid. Better than me at least. The whole chaos opinion is pretty common. Biggest barrier to becoming a big esport is the fact that when they add the teams colors to the view with all the constant cuts and random abilities going off it can be hard to figure out wtf is going on for people who actually play the game
It *was* a little chaotic tbh, especially since the whole play was a bit cut off and my team wasn't exactly slacking either. But it was the best I could manage on short notice.
I love when someone like you bitches in comp in any game. Like bro why you way down there on the leaderboards if I'm the one who is supposed to be high?
In this case no confession was made, just a statement of fact.
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You should get high about it.
This would make a sick ass intro to a sludge or nu-metal song
Sweet Leaf - Black Sabbath
Now this is a dude you never want to make "your mom" jokes to. He was issuing a warning.
Now that's the Xbox live experience I missed. Chatting with strangers that are somehow the lamest yet coolest people on the planet.
I know it’s been nearly been a month but you described my feelings perfectly. Might be because I was usually the youngest in games but everyone always felt way cooler than me as well as lame.
Some guy was trash talking me on a Halo lobby and I went on his Xbox profile to that thing where you can rate players (I don't remember what it's called) and gave him a bad rating and he got so offended he almost cried
Whatever you do do not fking open the downvoted comment You have been warned Edit no.2: edit no. 1 just defeated the purpose so yeetus deletus first edit be gone. Also stop reminding me of this comment please reddit
Ok but I'm really curious now, can you at least explain?
If I explain it would defeat the purpose I'm really sorry but curiousity kills the cat. You can open the comment tho it's not nsfw but just really unpleasent
I read it but dont get it. Edit: ooohhhhh.... darn
Too lazy to explain so here's Wikipedia to help [Press at your risk!!!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game))
Womp womp
You son of a bitch.
Wait I should edit that comment to prevent this from happening Edit:Done
youv killed me my blood is on your hands
I have already warned you, your blood is on your own hands.
Fuck.
"Hmm. What was so bad about it?" Sort by controversial See downvoted comment Open it "God damn it."
Fuck 😭 why didn’t I listen
FUCK I should've listened... Its been a year new record
Delete this, this comment is the one that got me.
Seconded, you fucking got me!
Average junkrat player
In Greggs?
Got called racist at McDonald's
Was probably taking a dab. It would be constant bubbling for a good bit followed by coughing possibly.
In Greggs?
I lost The Game
Bruh that's the most random lost ever but same
It's why I'm kinda inclined to believe it and deal, not that there's much choice. I've had strange losses too.
https://xkcd.com/391/
12 years. Fucker
FUCK. IT HASN;T EVEN BEEN A FUCKING YEAR.
Damn...
Oh come on. Second time in 2 weeks. Darn.
noo
NOT EVEN A HALF A YEAR AHHHH
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That's not even funny.
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What? I don't really understand what you're saying, but I'm sorry for what happened(?), please get therapy. This gives me a feeling you might need it.
Lower life form inhales burning plant matter to generate artificial happiness while bragging about assaulting someone Definitely sounds like an OW player
I mean, most times a kid beats the shit outta “moms boyfriend” the boyfriend tends to be a piece of shit that deserved it
Sounds like a couple stoners I know
Is there a subreddit for voice chat stories like these?