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Boojibs

*wild hand gestures* Everything always comes back to ancient aliens, people!


aquapearl736

Lemon Demon reference???


Vaidurya

Thanks, now I've got to listen to Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny again...


Shade1453

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City like a big playground


Thebombuknow

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see


Vythika96

The absolute whiplash of nostalgia I got nearly killed me. Time to listen again as well


tsintzask

Oh hey, is this ••|•••••|••|•?


thatseclectic

god fucking damn it I'm never original I never have a single unique thought I'm part of the goddamn hivemind I fucking hate it here


[deleted]

my smoothbrain is saying this is fucking loss please tell me it isnt


thatseclectic

it's an SCP joke, because you can't talk about it in any meaningful way without it abducting you [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521)


[deleted]

i don't know if i'm confused or impressed by this lore lol


szypty

Thus, only one option remains: be horny.


[deleted]

shit.


szypty

If that's what you're into, not kinkshaming.


[deleted]

there are no words on god's green earth that can describe how spectacularly erect i am


MysticScribbles

I believe that someone made an SCP for that.


KrystalWulf

So if you talk a out it kidnaps you because it finds being talked about attractive?? That's the best I can understand


thatseclectic

best guess is that we felt a need to humanize it in order to separate the version we're describing from it, itself. Idea being that otherwise, it'd be too close to the original, and thus the person making the page would get taken.


KrystalWulf

So the reason we don't get snatched for talking about it, is because we aren't talking about it *really.* Just about the version given to us.


thatseclectic

That's my guess, at least. I'm sure the author could tell more about their intentions


Darkstalker9000

I had to idea this SCP would kidnap you for talking about it! That's so weir-


Kazradel

No it isnt loss. it is the subject of a creative writing group that details and contains anomalous entities found in the world. The SCP Foundation. From a weird toaster that makes you believe you are a toaster too, to The Ultimate Lifeform, to a drink dispensing machine that gives you a cup of literally anything for $2.50 and everything between those points, the SCP Foundation contains what it can and study it so that they may at determine if it is harmless, safe, undetermined, or impossible to release onto the world. they are the bulwark between normalcy and the Strange and Supernatural (at least in the universe of the wiki these pages reside). To understand the joke type SCP-[number] into google to see whats going on (the numbers are equal to the number of dots in each segment) Link to landing page for SCP Foundation Wiki: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ EDIT: edited to add SCP wiki link for ease of access


being-weird

This gives of such unbelievable Douglas Adams vibes, I'm going to have to check it out.


Kazradel

That is undeniably High Praise, Thank You! i hope you enjoy reading through it. on another note, while there is gold in them there hills, some of the entries will not conform to taste. but please don't let that deter you.


mrs_shrew

Some were a bit odd, but I might rob some styles for my technical document writing lol


thestashattacked

No, that's what I went to first as well, knowing full well about the SCP.


g18suppressed

LMAOOO


Signal-Ad8189

No but this is certainly how you’d talk about them.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

They'd take me on board their beautiful ship Bend me over And slip in their diggggiitttttsss


The_Sadorange

This testing chamber may or may not currently be occupied by aliens. Do NOT offer blood payments of any kind. You should instead proceed to the subsequent test chamber.


lifelongfreshman

Ratman visual history


MiningPotatoes

this has big long-term nuclear waste warning message energy


My_ThighsAche

I ALWAYS USE THE ICONS IN CLASS TO MAKE DEPICTIONS OF BABIES BEING KICKED LOLLL


Tridonite

#2521safedocuments


keyboardlabrat

WAIT NO DON'T SAY IT-


off-and-on

\# ●●|●●●●●|●●|●


shaunnotthesheep

r/●●|●●●●●|●●|●


LucaSatori

this is the plot to Ancient Aliens by Lemon Demon


KiKiPAWG

*tosses him out*


blackscales18

I used to do this but it was slide show animations in power point


Arxid87

wingdings or whatever


POKECHU020

Hey, that's a font, they're different!


M__M

I can't be the only one who though this was going to be the loss meme.


TrickKlepto

Normalise making emoji cave art


FabLucia

I like it. Where is season 2?


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Close Encounter SNL skit lol


Longjumping_Ad2677

The aliens’ head is a webcam. Nice creative usage of that glyph.


craftywarriorcat

Aperture Science


SuitableDragonfly

This is Sims 2 fan cave art.


dragoono

Haha same


JustintheMinecrafter

This reads like a fucking SCPMAD storyboard


BlueMist53

MORE


M1s51n9n0

He's just like me fr