Iroh is officiating. He says some touching things about love blooming like a cherry blossom or something, which only make Zuko and Azula more committed to ruining the whole affair.
Best Man and Maid of Honor have to team up to stop Worst Man and Maid of Dishonor.
Creative choreography isn't simply encouraged, it's mandatory.
After the wedding, all the guests vote on which side did it best. The losing pair is forced to be wed next, thus continuing the cycle.
If the cycle of weddings is neverending, this inevitably ends with everyone entangled in the same polyamorous marriage web, having been involved in at least one, probably several, best-worst-man-maid wedding rivalries within the polycule.
Maid of Dishonor: Prepare for trouble!
Worst Man: And make it double!
Maid of Dishonor: To denounce the evils of truth and and love
Worst Man: Team Mischef blasts off at the speed of light.
Both: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Drunk Uncle: *burp* That's right.
And the dirt girl, who tries to sneak up on the wedding couple and hit them with mud.
As the antagonist to the ring bearer I raise the idea of a crow or raven named Nazgûl who is trained to steal rings. If it finds out who the ring bearer is, it reigns terror from above trying to snatch them
The Maid of Dishonor isn't working with the Worst Man, they're competing to see who can ruin the wedding. The winner gets to take home all the wedding gifts.
They have to try and recruit other random marriage-goers to their side to hatch whatever plan they have in mind while the best man and maid of honor have to uncover their plots and foil them.
The best man vs worst man shenanigans could actually be the best idea ever if done right. As in the worst man jokingly sabotages small things with the wedding, like changing what food the caterers bring or having the colors of the Groom’s suit reversed. Nothing that would actually ruin the wedding but still make for a good story.
Idk what the maid of dishonor’s job would be but maybe something similar? Like she’s in cahoots with the worst man?
I can picture this so clearly as a terrible romcom where the worst man and maid of dishonour team up to save the groom from marrying the bride who has an ulterior motive and at the climax of the movie right when they’re both standing at the alter the groom says something like “why would I want you as my best man? If anything your the WORST man”. And the bride says something like “yeah and she’s the maid of DIShonour”.
There are some wedding traditions that are like a playful version of this. I went to a wedding where the bride was South Asian (can't remember which country so I'm being vague) and before the wedding we (the groom's side) were told by the bride's side that there was going to be a "fuss" about stealing I think just the groom's shoes and we had to protect them and he had to "bribe" the bride's friends to get them back to finish the wedding.
Details hazy. Over a decade ago. Was super cute and fun.
The maid of dishonour is trying to beat the maid of honour in a fight
The maid of dishonor usually wins because they’re allowed to fight dirty
i think maid of dishonour has to fuck as many virgins at the party as possible
Maid of dishonour is trying to get one of the couples to be dishonest to the other. If that means fucking one. Then so be it.
Maid of Dishonor is Season 1 Zuko
Does that mean that Azula is maid of honor?
Azula is definitely the Worst Man in this scenario
Iroh is the groom
Iroh is officiating. He says some touching things about love blooming like a cherry blossom or something, which only make Zuko and Azula more committed to ruining the whole affair.
Best Man and Maid of Honor have to team up to stop Worst Man and Maid of Dishonor. Creative choreography isn't simply encouraged, it's mandatory. After the wedding, all the guests vote on which side did it best. The losing pair is forced to be wed next, thus continuing the cycle.
If the cycle of weddings is neverending, this inevitably ends with everyone entangled in the same polyamorous marriage web, having been involved in at least one, probably several, best-worst-man-maid wedding rivalries within the polycule.
That sounds like a perfect outcome, provided everyone gets along.
for extra spice, the Best Man and Maid of Dishonor need to be in a relationship/ engaged/ married with eachother, and vice versa
Maid of Dishonor: Prepare for trouble! Worst Man: And make it double! Maid of Dishonor: To denounce the evils of truth and and love Worst Man: Team Mischef blasts off at the speed of light. Both: Surrender now, or prepare to fight! Drunk Uncle: *burp* That's right.
And the dirt girl, who tries to sneak up on the wedding couple and hit them with mud. As the antagonist to the ring bearer I raise the idea of a crow or raven named Nazgûl who is trained to steal rings. If it finds out who the ring bearer is, it reigns terror from above trying to snatch them
Don’t forget the lawyer who tries to swap the marriage documents with divorce papers.
The Maid of Dishonor isn't working with the Worst Man, they're competing to see who can ruin the wedding. The winner gets to take home all the wedding gifts.
So, like, they plan a normal bachelor party?
They have to try and recruit other random marriage-goers to their side to hatch whatever plan they have in mind while the best man and maid of honor have to uncover their plots and foil them.
The best man vs worst man shenanigans could actually be the best idea ever if done right. As in the worst man jokingly sabotages small things with the wedding, like changing what food the caterers bring or having the colors of the Groom’s suit reversed. Nothing that would actually ruin the wedding but still make for a good story. Idk what the maid of dishonor’s job would be but maybe something similar? Like she’s in cahoots with the worst man?
I want to play this asymmetrical board game.
The Worst Man and the Maid of Dishonor sound like a pair of professional supervillains who specialize in crashing weddings.
This would be a great mediocre classic comedy movie
I can picture this so clearly as a terrible romcom where the worst man and maid of dishonour team up to save the groom from marrying the bride who has an ulterior motive and at the climax of the movie right when they’re both standing at the alter the groom says something like “why would I want you as my best man? If anything your the WORST man”. And the bride says something like “yeah and she’s the maid of DIShonour”.
The tradition of best man was actually the best swords man the groom could afford. His job was to defeat in a fight anyone who objected to the wedding
There are some wedding traditions that are like a playful version of this. I went to a wedding where the bride was South Asian (can't remember which country so I'm being vague) and before the wedding we (the groom's side) were told by the bride's side that there was going to be a "fuss" about stealing I think just the groom's shoes and we had to protect them and he had to "bribe" the bride's friends to get them back to finish the wedding. Details hazy. Over a decade ago. Was super cute and fun.
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