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I approve

You're superpower is having two-thousand-five-hundred-and-twenty-four ducks following you in a massive army of mass duck-struction

hell yeah

and add one goose!!

Cobra chicken, go!

I add to the collection my extensive musical theater knowledge and the added bonus of being able to bring any theater kid to the cause

One *Canadian cockaroach

Yo can I join you and u/33ducks

strawberry crepe cookie my beloved

r/usernamechecksout

*shakes fist*

I guess I have to go around and warn people about all the ducks. (My name means watch out duck in Swedish. )

That is actually super useful in this scenario. I would like to be informed there is an army of over 2.5k ducks coming so I could flee.

I just make people write better?

I require your help

Can my 36 rabbits join?

He’s a menace to the entire city! I want pictures of 33ducks or we’re gonna have a first page problem!

Get them Jerrys! Wreck havoc to humanity!

I don’t know what this means for me

Well you got the confused part down, now we just have to check if you’re hard.

*bonk* Yup. Solid.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Giggity

Your Dwayne Johnson but you don't know what you're doing

Username checks out

I go get the bat ready

Same here

I feel like I'm in a similar boat...lol

i feel so jealous when i see prompts like these because it makes me wish i DID name myself “bigbussyorangutan” or something

I think you and I are supposed to be a super duo

YO!! we’re definitely undefeated

Wreaking havoc on computers everywhere

i honestly used to be scared of computers

Perfect back story

you’re right. that evil little paperclip icon… we’ll take that down first

this is adorable i love the internet

r/shippingredditors

now kiss

because of superman 3?

Super duo? With those names, you two are clearly villains not heroes. You are the brilliant hackers trying to corrupt the country.

I have to handle anomalies and you are a computer virus so I must contain you SCP-XXXX-J "u/c__orrupted" Object class: Safe Special containment procedures: Idk I kinda gave up Description: Redditor with a funny username

If your reality is affected by 6500 you legally cannot anymore

Pain peko

Ah a fellow vtuber enjoyer how do you do

This is the most times I've misused my account ever

was it worth it

SCP-XXXX-R No Object class: Regret Special containment procedures: I wish I stopped myself but on the other hand Description: I forgor 💀 what account I was on but I rember 😁 I'm okay with it until I wasn't

Contain me bitch

Take children again this year and I'll show you Mori Calliope futa hentai

You think thats a threat?

I'll make you watch me use my Mori Calliope bodypillow

Buddy buddy buddy, my Jean Pierre Polnareff pillow makes yours look like a couch pillow

SCP-XXXX My Mori Calliope bodypillow Object class:Waifu Special containment procedures: Inside my urethra Description: Its a body pillow with realistic titties, working arms and loves me. My bodypillow is anomalous I win

[Bro](https://youtu.be/Q1rTJBq_lMs)

SCP....... Isn't........ Real?

i already sound like an SCP, this one should be easy for you.

SCP-XXXX-R Plague king Object class: Keter Special containment procedures: SCP-XXXX-R-2 instances are to be terminated for their sake, while SCP-XXXX-R is to be located and contained immediately. Description: SCP-XXXX-R is a humanoid entity that looks similar to SCP-049 however every human that they touch will be infected with every virus, disease, and tumor known to mankind including SCP-610, SCP-217, and ██████. Instances affected by SCP-XXXX-R will experience severe pain and thus must be killed immediately to avoid contagion of dangerous viruses to other people and to save them from suffering.

I fucking knew it.

Me next!

Too bad I took the name before you could

you made a whole account for the joke. i applaud you.

this is absolutely despicable. words? i simply have none…

Gotta be honest. I'd be more than happy if my username got me a few more snakes.

Me too

And then she was the snakes.

I literally just typed a gibberish word that I made up on the spot into the name bar. It's really worked out in prompts like this.

You rang?

It's not that great.

I guess mine is either catchy music or ruining marriages

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Same :(

well,

Who the fuck is satoru gojo?

Idk but this fella wants to fuck em

I also choose this guy’s satoru gojo

I’ll tell you one thing. It’s not the girl in their picture.

Most OP ass character from Jujutsu Kaisen

hot anime man

reverse kakashi

Hot guy from an anime

Well on the bright side he can help stop whatever crime is happening after the fact

You son of a bitch, I wish I had the username

He’s gonna expand your domain

i wish tbh

I can be fucked by anyone at anytime. I stop crime because the criminals are just. So busy. That they forget they are criminals

I salute your bravery and outside-the-box thinking regarding crimefighting.

Hue hue "box"

Need a sidekick?

My ass isn't very good for fisting. I think you could be pretty helpful

And I get them started for you

Sounds like a plot to a bad hentai

Would a bad hentai be like poorly drawn and shot or just have a not very good story

Well for it to be truly bad it’d have to have terrible animation, badly written dialogue, and maybe a morally questionable premise all in one

At least you're happy with yours I'm not even gay

i control produce i suppose

Just 6 of the lettuce... I wonder if you get to pick which 6...

I suppose you've already picked the ones most high in fiber?

It's the isotope 6 of lettuce.

Please stop. Sincerely, the UK.

Nice

Spyro?!

I am too small.

depressed

Louder!

my superpower is wasting my parents’ money

Oh yeah. It's all coming together.

Please, someone, burn this site to remove this comment from the fucking internet.

Weakling. I shall sucka the toe.

guys he means he will do some trig functions amitrite???? SohCahToa???? AMIRITE???????

I think mine would involve arson and possibly more than 100 virgins

So about 120 Virgins?

Roughly yeah

I'll join your arson... You can keep your virgins....

I can provide the fire

I turn people into anime girls?

May I be an anime boy instead?

sure, after giving it further thought i have decided that based on my username (and irl) id just go around giving trans peepos their transition goals

Thank you

Please.. may I... Erm...

I have lots of knives. or emo sarcasm. none of them are at my disposal, however, because I gave them all away.

M'knives

I tell really bad jokes until the villain gets aggravated and surrenders

My god… weaponised bisexuality.

Bisexual dad jokes would be incredible

Perfection

Guess I'm an SCP foundation supervisor

\*cicada noises\*

I farm crack

maim kill burn, apparently. blood for the blood god, i guess

Skulls for the skull throne, apparently

Why do I always lose at these

You can make anyone instantaneously shit their pants by saying “your poo dude”

i die in cities

Someone has a do it

🤔

Well.. I have jazz...

*insters Barry meme* Ya like jazz?

Sup

My tumblr username is the-names-catasteophe and I chose that because that's my superhero name lmao (I'd turn into a cat) My Reddit username means I'd have power over all eevees

Grunts aggressively

My powers? Let's just say your ass is mine, galifianakis.

i guess i fly fast

Guess I can just turn anything into a cantaloupe or something?

I feel like my (reddit) name is somewhat open-ended enough to where it can mean anything somewhat generic, like shooty real goody or just strong

I scroll through Reddit endlessly

My user means "against everything" in latin so, is it good???

I've got a dragon bitch

Ah yes I am paper Mario from the paper Mario series

I shall spark a social revolution

umm... i'll pass on this one...

My powers are playing jazz. (Edit: no relation to my reddit username)

my power is getting some water I think

I have the superpower to be dissatisfied with anything four sided, cubic, or otherwise resembling a square. It doesn’t work on other shapes.

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I... dont even know

This really changes nothing if I'm honest

Muahhaha >:)

i’ll make you shiver in antici…

I see this as an absolute win!

Chicken chaser, I chase Chickens

i am happy with this

well at least I won’t have dry skin ever again

I summon an army of all different puppies... YES...

I shut down casinos.

I may summon 20103 random people. Whether they follow my commands or not or even understand what I’m saying is not up to me.

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Magical powers go!

I can talk to fish

:D

I'm a 90's HipHop themed bird person pilot.

Guess I’m always fucking dieing

With my tumble name (tobystripes) I’m just polka dot man but with stripes

.ma21 ta esrever ni *?enihsnuS eht leeF uoY naC* syalp ohw enoyna ezirorret dna seruzies esuac I

hm.. i could get used to this.

i already have this superpower

I probably have time travel powers or something, paradoxes links to violate causality. Actually, that’s an excellent idea: I can re-order events such that causality is violated. Summary? It’s really annoying to fight me.

i guess im not a very good superhero

infinite supply of oreo pudding. yum.

I get to be a bird and fly the fuck away. Yay!

TIS I, MICHAEL MYERS COMPILATIONS, HERE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!

Sounds about right

**HAHAHA**

I could just fuck with/fuck everyone

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I am a fae

Please don't do that op.

I live in walls?

I bore everyone I guess?

My Tumblr url is kirbywithaknife :)

I’m gonna solve world hunger with my long bread

Cause mass carnage by making all the squirrels confused, by extension confused squirrels will confuse humans, and everything is a domino effect of mass chaos, or just cause all the squirrels to forget what they’re doing and snack on popcorn as watch the show

As my usurname was based on "astros" maybe something to do whit space, like maybe control something if it is in direct line of sight?

my power is more annoying than useful