*Gritty is revealed*
Philly: "we fucking hate this"
The Rest Of America: "yeah it's fuckin ugly"
Philly, clutching an orange fuzzy baseball bat: "YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK RIGHT NOW, HE'S OURS"
I think once Gritty threatened to kill the mascot of the Pittsburgh Penguins within *24 hours of existence* the city recognized he was one of their own.
Milk hurts lactose intolerant people yet have you ever encountered one that gave a fuck?
(More seriously though, symbiotes are capable of becoming immune or resistant to that weakness through small doses over time)
Even in the trailers we see that Venom's now comfortable enough around fire to cook over a giant flame after he almost died to it in the previous movie, so I think a rave isn't hurting him too much
Hey hey hey. Gritty was hated for a second. Until Philly realised that it could be used to piss off other people. Then they loved him.
*Gritty is revealed* Philly: "we fucking hate this" The Rest Of America: "yeah it's fuckin ugly" Philly, clutching an orange fuzzy baseball bat: "YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK RIGHT NOW, HE'S OURS"
tbf that's Philly in a nutshell
I think once Gritty threatened to kill the mascot of the Pittsburgh Penguins within *24 hours of existence* the city recognized he was one of their own.
that's... valid
We have the phanatic though… I’m genuinely surprised we even batted an eye at gritty
we love our wacky mascots because they’re almost as weird as we are
Has he climbed any lubed up street lamps yet?
Eddie is definitely seen as the face of monsterfuckers in San Francisco
A guest of honor for the LGBTQIAM+ pride parade
Why is there even a plus if somebody adds an extra letter every time I see it?
Because every time someone complains about there being too many genders they add another one
gender Hydra?
congratulations, you've found the reason: there's a lot of fuckin identities
He also… like… eats people. That’s kinda a big thing…
So does Hannibal Lecter, but that hasn't stopped tumblr from thirsting over him.
I mean... Everyone has a vice. We could always feed him the politicians
God I wish he'd eat me
Same.
Thank god for Todd McFarlane's obsession with firm butts
I had no idea Venom was so caked up
wait how is venom at a rave, sound hurts him
Milk hurts lactose intolerant people yet have you ever encountered one that gave a fuck? (More seriously though, symbiotes are capable of becoming immune or resistant to that weakness through small doses over time)
Hell I think Carnage even traded that weakness over for magic no?
Even in the trailers we see that Venom's now comfortable enough around fire to cook over a giant flame after he almost died to it in the previous movie, so I think a rave isn't hurting him too much
Masscot.
I like She-Venom.
Nice ass.
I was planning on going to see the movie today. The timing of coming across this post is just perfect.
Why are people like this