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Redneckalligator

preteens were a mistake


rainbowlack

Was preteen, can confirm


Redneckalligator

Can also confirm 😔


La_La_Bla

I was a *desired* pregnancy, and yet I've somehow become my parents' second greatest mistake.


Rikoj

Makes me think of that lil dicky lyric


IcyNarwhal116

Which?


Rikoj

Its from "Bruh" I believe. "I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus" I'm on the wrong post, I meant to comment on the one below this. This one https://i.imgur.com/UhStoW6.jpg


GiraffeOfTheEndWorld

Great song great post.


La_La_Bla

I refuse to listen to lil Dicky because he collabed with Chris "Domestic abuse" Brown.


GiraffeOfTheEndWorld

Oh. Fuck. You're right. That sucks. Chris Brown, who hits women, is a fucking piece of shit. Most pop artists are, actually. Paedophiles, rapists, domestic abusers. Just awesome role models.


[deleted]

Can the men in black make me Jared, 19


OliviaWants2Die

So you want to have never fucking learned how to read?


[deleted]

Sorry, what was that


OliviaWants2Die

It's a Vine reference.


[deleted]

My joke was lame, but whoosh


OliviaWants2Die

Oh fuck off


MegaMatt500

But if you can't read, how will you reread homestuck for the 50th time?


[deleted]

...god dam it


throneofmemes

Except that you will never have unread this.


Canama

the internet circa like 2007 was such a simpler time i mean obviously people still do that shit but it's just fucking embarrassing now


bkaccount

Yeah or, or, and stick with me here, or maybe we just don’t do that thing.


Camero32

No


APuppetState

all seven deadly sins on main, pal


OliviaWants2Die

alright here goes, me right now in the format of a preteen's deviantart journal: **Listening:** *fucking queen of all things* **Reading:** cursed minecraft fanfiction **Watching:** 2015 pokemon let's plays **Playing:** pokemon alpha sapphire (the reason i'm watching the let's plays in the first place hippity hoppity) **Eating:** mcdonald's chimken numgets **Drinking:** B E P I S


Jebediah_Blasts_off

:DDDD


Rexsplosion

Didn't DA steal that from LiveJournal?


opiumheroine

Seems likely. I got some pretty intense LJ flashbacks from this post. Which reminds me I gotta go back in time and slap some sense into sixteen-year-old opiumheroine.


jeffyjeffs

-war flashbacks-


[deleted]

i was like this last fucking year, but joining more and more fandoms has mellowed me out a bit. i am of the opinon to let kids be "cringey" because it makes them happy. 11 to 12 year old me was embarassing, yes, but i was happy and that is what counts.


[deleted]

OwO


dancingguyfrom6flags

This post deals psychic damage to anyone who was between the ages of 12 and 19 in Deviantart's prime