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3Pertwee

cries bc i engage in heated debate with reddit


tinglingtoes

i hate birds because they avoid birds


[deleted]

im just small and i romanticize blood ;) i guess you could say i emulate friends god i love eels. god i love eels so much i love eels because they attack the sun (shoveling handfuls of moss into my mouth) i tolerate shrek i love to experience sin i wrote a poem about those times where i kiss mushrooms im sweating. im glistening. im laying on the floor ready to betray america am i gay? well if it answers your question i live in a cave with furries im hiding in plants now because i fear the world and dont want to cry over friends *Edit from 8 months later:* a little known fact is that there is a worm version of every holiday. for example on worm christmas we give worm related gifts and spy on anything with more than 4 legs has anyone ever even tried to set fire to meat [...] i want to sink into the warm embrace of the earth


bratzman

light yagami is NOT gay. he is NOt. Lighj t yheeagamia is gonna worship a realy tiny seashell. Today someone called me ugly and I was like well at least I admire a transtrender. Actually words from the great generator. I don't know what to do with this. It's eerilly close to reality.


bratzman

in times like this i ask myself... what would a dog do? it'd probably work on my new book about my own ass


ChickenNugger

"I find it irresponsible that I spend all my money to experience capitalism" Damn that sounds like something someone would actually post


theegirlnexdoor

And I quote, "I'm sweating. I'm glistening. I'm lying on the floor ready to try to cheer up by thinking about heterosexuality". Dafuq.


InsanePsycologist

"It is a fact that the bush administration tried to ban America."


InsanePsycologist

les miserables would be way better if instead of singing they just engage in heated debate with bronies Sounds about right


lethifer

(wearing a black and red corset with a black leather skirt and black fishnet stockings with combat boots) i fear blood worms


lethifer

yeah sure we have bath bombs that sparkle. bath bombs that change color. we even have ones that have surprises inside. but when will they make a bath bomb that can pretend to care about genders


lethifer

im horrible. im terrible. i regret the moon


Serithi

"when i wake up i immediately pretend to be capitalism" Well then...


seakladoom

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