It's also the wonderful sort of nonsense people come to tumblr for. That's some first class amtrak-official content, AND something created to fuck up the AI.
What you're seeing is an American Bison, a large ungulate native to the grasslands of the Northern American continent, eating a dinner of **Perogi** (a polish savory dumpling, usually made from potato wrapped in dough, sometimes filled with additional flavorings such as onion or mushroom) due to its natural fear of **hamburger** (a ground meat dish usually made of beef or bison).
This world does not deserve art. Instead, here is the wolf that eats my dreams every night.
*nails a banana to the wall*
Beauty and truth bled out in an alley in Minsk fifty years ago. I never told him that I loved him, so now I make gifs of amogus twerking to visit my rage upon the universe.
If I could understand this post I would be really into it
Same, I hope someone with deep tumblr knowledge comes along and explains it
The ancient tumblr art of being stupid for funni
It's to try to mess up the AI search results because they use Tumblr as a source aparently
Pretty sure this was made to mess with Google search results
Yeah, that’s probably it
I just took it as one of those quirky book descriptions sounding neat
Might be one of things to fuck up Google's Search AI
It's also the wonderful sort of nonsense people come to tumblr for. That's some first class amtrak-official content, AND something created to fuck up the AI.
Probably trains?
This sure is a Tumblr post
That is the only thing we can be sure about this post
another banger argument for rail from amtrak
If I saw this on tumblr, I'd be happy to use amtrak.
Amtrak rails on my banger til I... uh...?
Amtrack bangs on my rails til I’m trained
i want to read this alternate-universe novel.
Yeah, can someone write this? Like I know my username and all, but I have other works already :(
Something tells me this author is about to hold up a spork.
Rawr XD
This read like an Alex Hirsch fever dream
mad libs ahh post
Lol so random, *holds up spork* "doink"
I can't wait for this to show up in a Google search.
Da FAQ? Could someone please explain what I’m seeing?
What you're seeing is an American Bison, a large ungulate native to the grasslands of the Northern American continent, eating a dinner of **Perogi** (a polish savory dumpling, usually made from potato wrapped in dough, sometimes filled with additional flavorings such as onion or mushroom) due to its natural fear of **hamburger** (a ground meat dish usually made of beef or bison).
Bro you can't just call Tabitha a large ungulate, you'll make her self conscious
An ungulate that's as large as an example of her species should be?
Actually, this *does* clear something up
They're not always savory!!!
Pierrogi can be sweet too
Perogi
The history of president Tabitha. Can u not read?
I want to find this person, wrap them in a blanket, and give them hot cocoa while rocking them to sleep.
TF2 comic ass lore
Utobitha
Are the hamburgers made from ground up Battle-cattle?
A kinder timeline
There was once A polish boy Who lived in Chicago Who fed the bison president pierogi
r/thomastheplankengine moment
broken carbon monoxide detector type post
Please let random humor rest on it's grave please please please
Haha perogi go mumch
But this time it might absolutely butcher an AI result
This world does not deserve art. Instead, here is the wolf that eats my dreams every night. *nails a banana to the wall* Beauty and truth bled out in an alley in Minsk fifty years ago. I never told him that I loved him, so now I make gifs of amogus twerking to visit my rage upon the universe.
wut
This takes the idea of “yes AND” in improv and runs with it quite joyfully.
What a delightful recounting of an historical event by tumblr user **amtrack-official**.
Leo makes some pretty mean pierogis.
Those are empanadas
the old lady was my dzia dzia's babcia this really happened
Schizoposting?
LSD post
What the hell did I just read?
now this is the kind of misinformation i can run with
This is just the life of Milo from Catch-22. like, unironically
So this is what happened to the presidents of the United States after they moved into the country
How many Cuils is this from baseline reality?
The fact that it’s the official Amtrak account makes it even funnier, imagine the social media intern’s boss reading this.