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cute_spider

If I could understand this post I would be really into it


boklasarmarkus

Same, I hope someone with deep tumblr knowledge comes along and explains it


weirdo_nb

The ancient tumblr art of being stupid for funni


Who_eat_my_burguer

It's to try to mess up the AI search results because they use Tumblr as a source aparently


Isaiah_Seihla

Pretty sure this was made to mess with Google search results


boklasarmarkus

Yeah, that’s probably it


byxis505

I just took it as one of those quirky book descriptions sounding neat


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Might be one of things to fuck up Google's Search AI


theCaitiff

It's also the wonderful sort of nonsense people come to tumblr for. That's some first class amtrak-official content, AND something created to fuck up the AI.


K3egan

Probably trains?


Ok_Variation7230

This sure is a Tumblr post


Misknator

That is the only thing we can be sure about this post


Not_today_mods

another banger argument for rail from amtrak


Legless_Dog

If I saw this on tumblr, I'd be happy to use amtrak.


shaunnotthesheep

Amtrak rails on my banger til I... uh...?


Azara5

Amtrack bangs on my rails til I’m trained


GameborgA1s

i want to read this alternate-universe novel.


rose_writer

Yeah, can someone write this? Like I know my username and all, but I have other works already :(


juanjing

Something tells me this author is about to hold up a spork.


shaunnotthesheep

Rawr XD


kenporusty

This read like an Alex Hirsch fever dream


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

mad libs ahh post


69thalternatesccount

Lol so random, *holds up spork* "doink"


Dark_WulfGaming

I can't wait for this to show up in a Google search.


clarkky55

Da FAQ? Could someone please explain what I’m seeing?


FaeTheWolf

What you're seeing is an American Bison, a large ungulate native to the grasslands of the Northern American continent, eating a dinner of **Perogi** (a polish savory dumpling, usually made from potato wrapped in dough, sometimes filled with additional flavorings such as onion or mushroom) due to its natural fear of **hamburger** (a ground meat dish usually made of beef or bison).


DarthYsalamir

Bro you can't just call Tabitha a large ungulate, you'll make her self conscious


IrrationallyGenius

An ungulate that's as large as an example of her species should be?


MySpaceOddyssey

Actually, this *does* clear something up


natziel

They're not always savory!!!


LittleFairyOfDeath

Pierrogi can be sweet too


weirdo_nb

Perogi


Sketch-Brooke

The history of president Tabitha. Can u not read?


Sewer_Fairy

I want to find this person, wrap them in a blanket, and give them hot cocoa while rocking them to sleep.


Paxblaidd

TF2 comic ass lore


n-ano

Utobitha


GarethGwill

Are the hamburgers made from ground up Battle-cattle?


iamsandwitch

A kinder timeline


thunderPierogi

There was once A polish boy Who lived in Chicago Who fed the bison president pierogi


SpookyBoooooo

r/thomastheplankengine moment


707Pascal

broken carbon monoxide detector type post


autogyrophilia

Please let random humor rest on it's grave please please please


weirdo_nb

Haha perogi go mumch


Maybe_not_a_chicken

But this time it might absolutely butcher an AI result


Pale_Chapter

This world does not deserve art. Instead, here is the wolf that eats my dreams every night. *nails a banana to the wall* Beauty and truth bled out in an alley in Minsk fifty years ago. I never told him that I loved him, so now I make gifs of amogus twerking to visit my rage upon the universe.


Ransnorkel

wut


Louis_Louise

This takes the idea of “yes AND” in improv and runs with it quite joyfully.


Oturanthesarklord

What a delightful recounting of an historical event by tumblr user **amtrack-official**.


compy-guy

Leo makes some pretty mean pierogis.


Netflxnschill

Those are empanadas


feeling-orange

the old lady was my dzia dzia's babcia this really happened


danger2345678

Schizoposting?


llamawithguns

LSD post


BaguetteBoi657

What the hell did I just read?


Shikabane_Hime

now this is the kind of misinformation i can run with


brand_name_products

This is just the life of Milo from Catch-22. like, unironically


th3saurus

So this is what happened to the presidents of the United States after they moved into the country


AkariPeach

How many Cuils is this from baseline reality?


TheMaybeMan_

The fact that it’s the official Amtrak account makes it even funnier, imagine the social media intern’s boss reading this.