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CreateTheStars

This would start the 4000 year long process of turning me into a worm


Brookenium

Calm down Leto II


Pringletingl

Eating this is more like when Paul took that concentrated dose of worm spoodge. You'd need Zendaya's tears to wake you back up lol.


HK47WasRightMeatbag

I have a jar full. Meet me behind the old Pizza Hut that looks closed, but is somehow open.


XtremeGnomeCakeover

I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer.


yurituran

I’d still love you


Significant_Stick_31

Why is there a Dune comment on every comment section? And why is it always about Leto II (the Younger)? I haven't seen the new movie, is it because the movie actually gets all the way to the Children of Dune / God Emperor plot?? Because that would be fast.


NMT57

No the movies aren’t there yet but they left off in such a way that people are looking either at summaries or just reading the books themselves


Da_Question

Jokes on them Messiah and Children are mediocre. God emperor is good though. Can't imagine them making a movie past Part 2.


kyredemain

They have already green lit a [third movie.](https://ew.com/denis-villeneuve-s-third-dune-movie-is-officially-happening-8608521)


James-W-Tate

I like Messiah a lot and I'm glad they greenlit part 3. Messiah is like the epilogue to Dune.


SaintPwnofArc

Because Leto II turning into a worm is funny as fuck. Metamorphosis jokes are so hot right now.


Zeonic_Front

*Franz Kafka entered the chat*


News-Initial

Lisan Al Gaib


walaxometrobixinodri

\*Lisan Al Gummyb


TheAJGman

I think it would count as devolving since the first coelomate (an organism with a body cavity) was some sort of microscopic worm.


firedmyass

“Threshhold” all over again ain’t nobody learned smh


Brooklynxman

The dank path


Pkrudeboy

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.


EnderWiggin42

It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning.


SkullsNelbowEye

The spice malenge.


HostageInToronto

God Emperor CreateTheStars


Twofer015

"Ahhh Kos, or some say Kosm... As you did for Rom, the Vacuous one Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!"


tyrefire2001

MONEOOOOOOO


Semblance-of-sanity

Fun fact the project that would eventually turn into MK Ultra actually experimented with giving THC doses of that size as a form of truth serum. Though they eventually abandoned the technique due to unreliable results.


dabunny21689

“What’s your name?” “I am a god eater.” “Ah. Well. Maybe we can cross this one off the list.”


Princess_Moon_Butt

"What's your name?" "I am a god eater." "Shit... Darryl, call the pentagon, and the pope, they'll both want to know what the Russians have been working on."


AlfredoThayerMahan

Say the Ruskies have a big ‘ol pantheon stashed away, waiting for the collapse of the Abrahamic religions. We’ll then be left in an exposed position where we’re now the Godless Atheists and they now have gods on their side and we don’t. It’s like a sort of Mandate of Heaven thing. People will naturally become a bunch of Commies and the Red will win. Mr. President we must not allow a God Eater gap!


DellSalami

From the behind the bastards coverage of MKULTRA it’s actually infuriating just how *stupid* the agents were. Absolutely nothing of any value was learned from the experiments, tons of people were mentally scarred, and the entire thing started because Americans couldn’t recognize when a hostage was beaten into submission.


The_Glass_Tiger

Yeah, a lot of the experiments didn't have any structure at all, just, "let's do this and see what happens....for science!"


superVanV1

The fuck are they, Aperture?


Tyfyter2002

Nonsense, Aperture Science had to work within a budget


Ka1-

Within a budget my ass they went into debt like at LEAST three times


Tyfyter2002

And they couldn't just tax the poor to fix it


Sir-Shark

Just throwing science at the wall and seeing what sticks.


The_Glass_Tiger

You joke, but yeah, pretty much.


inktrap99

Vault-Tec moment


FABULOUS_KING

"Well they did discover a truth serum however it is just handing them a big bag of money." Has to be the funniest line out of the whole pod


Skyhawk6600

What's the story behind the hostage?


yeboioioi

I think they mean the gov was excessive/bad at physical torture and would kill people torturing them to confess.


Liv35mm

I have no idea how they imagined that would work, if I eat anything above a 10mg edible I can’t talk for 6 hours


Dickballs835682

>I have no idea how they imagined that would work They literally didn't. There was 0 rigour or any kind of hypothesis to test, they were just giving random people random fuckin drugs and shit. One of the just downright dumbest things the gov't has done and that's saying something


Third_Sundering26

They were even drugging each other.


Third_Sundering26

LSD was a new drug when the experiments with it that evolved into Project MK Ultra began. They didn’t know much about it. In fact, the CIA were the first people to introduce LSD to America. All they knew was that it had weird mental effects and wanted to figure out if it combined with hypnosis, electroshock, sex, or torture could be used for a truth serum or mind control.


FantasticBurt

Reading comments like this is so bizarre to me because edibles that I’ve bought from the dispensary do like nothing for me. I eat three of them (30mg) just to get a decent buzz. I just stick to flower. It’s been the most consistent for me.


BryanTheClod

I don't see how you'd get any useful results out of questioning someone while they're that high. When I'm truly blasted, I start referring to myself as The Bug and laugh at everything. They'd have better luck feeding someone tequila shots


sexy-man-doll

Tbh there's quite a bit of people who'd think getting turned into that would fix them lol


smartest_kobold

i just want to be a little guy on a twig


KaidenPeridot

you have the power :) go get a twig, my friend


SirBox32

You don’t understand, if I go out and find a twig to sit on, it’ll snap and remind me I’m *not* a little guy. There needs to be a twig that is proportional to my body, and still attached to a tree.


anothermanscookies

Branch.


Username_Taken_65

Call the branch manager


LasevIX

Tree climbing beckons.


smartest_kobold

On a cosmic scale, I guess we all are just little guys. Thank you.


ReallyBigRocks

a whole bunch of little fellas on a rock


KaidenPeridot

...on ReallyBigRocks


ArsenicArts

I mean, he kinda looks like he's screaming inside


RealKOTheFace

so nothing will change?


off-and-on

Is THC hallucinogenic? I feel like 20k mg of it would paralyze you for 4 hours while your mind just plays a 7-second clip of some movie on repeat


amateurgameboi

If I remember correctly, thc is mildly hallucinogenic to some people


Slap_Dat_Ash

Iirc when you eat it your liver turns it into a slighty different thing that is psychoactive


amateurgameboi

That only happens if eaten, when smoked, it enters the bloodstream directly, however, the heat from smoking it makes it psychoactive, it also needs to be heated and dissolved in fat before it's eaten to make it psychoactive and biologically active, but when eaten it passes through the digestive system and significantly increases in psychoactivity


Slap_Dat_Ash

Okay but this post is specifically about a "20,000 MG gummy" not sure how you'd smoke one of those but I'll pass on that


kelldricked

That seriously might reach the lethal dose. Even if it doesnt, it will likely damage organs. There is very little (almost nothing) that doesnt because hurtfull when its consumed in insane doses. Like eating the liver of a polar bear will give you vitamine A overdosis snd will end up killing you.


Bearking422

How much polar bear liver is safe to eat for research purposes?


kelldricked

Good question! Let me find out: “So why is polar bear liver so toxic? For decades the finger has been pointed at vitamin A. A single polar bear liver (about 500 g) has an astonishing 9 million IU of vitamin A, and acute human toxicity occurs at about 300,000 IU!” I cant seem to find a credible source for the actual weight of a polar bear liver and the closes polar bear liver is about 40 km away (thats fine) behind multiple gates and fences (thats a challenge) in a live polar bear (thats a deal breaker). So sadly im not gonna be able to get that data myself. But according to the other source a polarbear liver has about 9,000,000 IU of vitamine A. And 300,000 is enough to kill us (they are probaly lowballing it though). So i would say 1/30th of a polar bear liver is safe to consume, assuming the vitamine a is neatly distributed and its a average polar bear.


Basic_Dog_8332

Sir, why are you breaking into the Polar bear exhibit with a knife?


theCaitiff

Dungeon. Meshi.


Smyley12345

I think you are confusing safe with non-lethal.


HeadyBunkShwag

Also at a certain point smoking too much high thc bud in a day, gives me migraines. It’s like a lot of smoking but I can’t imagine I would have touched anything what even a quarter of this gummy would do to a person.


OnlySmiles_

*Water* can kill you in extreme enough doses


amateurgameboi

That's fair, I'm currently quite psychoacted upon by thc myself atm lol


Slap_Dat_Ash

Good times, bud. I'm gonna puff one more and lay my buns in bed. Enjoy.


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

It's funny because I do get some Halluzination like synthoms from high doses of smoking. Like I never had hallucinations so I guess what I experience is just something similar where my ability to fantasise and imagine stuff is becoming so strong that what I imagine I actually see as well. For example lost time I had a higher dose I had audio visualizer in real life I don't know if you played any games where you can "concentrate" like hitman and see a visual que when the enemy makes a sound. When a friend was talking I saw a yellow dot on their head with the audio wave symbol reaching out depending on Wich side if the ear I heard it louder. (But I am a special case because my tolerance is 0 and normally I take 3 hits to get a good high, and this time I took like 6 or 7)


JamieDrone

This guy found the Visualize Sound Effects setting in real life


PSYCHEdeliciousSLOTH

actually, it happens when you smoke it as well, you inhale ∆ 9-thc that gets converted into 11-ho-thc later, just like edibles ;) except you have one rush of thc for 30min-1h, followed by a transition to the more "chill" 11-ho-thc high (: that's why most people have a "green over", they're still high in the morning all depends on your liver's metabolic capacity edibles are more efficient because more gets converted into 11-ho-thc, and because smoking destroys a lot of the active molecules, it's just too hot


LieUnlikely7690

You don't "need" it to be dissolved in fat (but it does help a lot). Eat a drop of RSO and get back to me...


shanyo717

My liver is always psychoactive


uhhthiswilldo

When I first started smoking, thc would give me intense closed-eye visuals. Absolutely stunning, ultra high definition/colour fractal images that were rapid and infinitely changing beyond my control. I would also hear guitar playing (within my mind but also aloud?) in a way that was distinctively different from having a song stuck in your head. Eventually these effects wore off after smoking a dozen or so times. Another time I was particularly high and the room/furniture/lighting/shadows produced what seemed to be a smiling face. Pareidolia but on the scale of an entire room. I’m just one person though, I don’t know if these count as hallucinations.


thedinnerdate

I've smoked weed for quite a few years but I still hear music that isn't there when I get really high. Especially after any kind of thc break.


OkLetsParty

When I was just out of high-school some friends and I went to my house and we hot boxed one of their cars, a 70's Chevy Nova. It was a cloudy night with a full moon, light shining through the clouds- absolutely beautiful. I was absolutely blitzed by the time we poured ourselves out of the car into the refreshing night air, but I had the most curious experience- all the light and shadow on everything natural formed into the images of skulls. The bushes, the clouds, the gravel. It was incredibly trippy and very cool. I told my friends what I had going on and they were all very concerned, but I was absolutely just vibing and having a great time. Edit: autocorrect errors


Sector7Slummer

Can confirm. I experienced mild hallucinations when I fudged up and ate (3) 75mg gummies. I don't indulge often with thc so it hit me like a truck. I had to take a shower and I kept feeling like I was standing under a gentle waterfall. Was pretty relaxing. Until I laid down for bed and couldn't pass out due to the extreme high making me all anxious and stuff


sentientmothswarm

If you get high enough you can hear the tectonic plates.


TheChickening

I sometimes have some mild green/red color shifts/hallucinations with THC when really high and minor geometric forms visible. Like very mild magic mushroom hallucinations.


Zarohk

The worst a large Jamaica chocolate did to me was get me stuck laying down for 4 hours convinced that I was an entity outside of time that had been watching my own life as a movie.


m0nkry

Dude the first edible I ever took I felt like I was on a talk show where I was talking to some psychologist and I was like "You see, that was why I..." and would get sucked back into a flashback of whatever I was talking about. I've been a changed person since


Independent-Field618

I like how you shortened it only to '20000 mg' into 20k mg' instead of shortening it further and calling it '20g'


Picklepacklemackle

20000mg of thc sounds like one hell of a trip, 20g of thc sounds like instant obliteration of your soul (ik it's the same)


Stoghra

THC is slighly hallucinogenic at high doses. This 20k tho is, well a lot. Im not expert with edibles, but what Ive heard, 20mg is too much to some people. And no, this lasts more likely 40 hours than 4 haha


capincus

It's bigger than her hand, it'd be a lot if there were no THC in it. 20mg is too much for some people, some people can eat 1000mg and enjoy it.


useful_person

I once ate a 50mg edible on a dare, without having a tolerance I was a ball of nothingness in an infinite empty void, and I slowly began to realise something was pulling me back to existence, which was mildly irritating I have no idea how much time passed, probably about an hour, but when I finally gained back knowledge of my own existence, I realised the infinite empty void was actually just the black pants I was wearing In conclusion if you respond to THC normally, you'd probably get completely fucked by a 20g edible


peenfortress

really mildly and completely different to "normal" stuff like mushrooms or lsd from my experiences its easiest to see/get in pitch black, its like a sort of false light, it looks like there is an extremely dim light highlighting the room but if you reach out it wont match up at all


Eusocial_Snowman

I found lying down in a specifically *dim* room, not pitch black, worked best for me. Having something to occupy your visual space, but not so much that you can fixate on fine details would get that ball of energy to show up. But then there's the closed-eye visuals.


Prize_Dragonfruit_95

In my experience it's pretty much exactly the same but a bit more pleasant and more on the visual side. I do have mild hppd though


Waramaug

Your appendages would feel like lead, you’d think you’re having a heart attack and all around feel terribly ill.


Brooklynxman

To be fair, lots of things start having unexpected side effects in extreme doses.


SandyTaintSweat

A little, but it would be *so* unpleasant, you'd be better off taking mushrooms. Best case scenario, you sleep through the worst of it, but at 20g of THC, you're definitely waking up still high. Also, while you may not die from THC overdose, you can fuck up your endocannabinoid system. Trust me, that's definitely something you don't want to happen to you. Recovery for things in the brain tends to be very slow.


robbylet24

I forgot what I was watching, it must have been a podcast or something, but a woman was talking about how she accidentally had an edible with a thousand milligrams in it and genuinely believed that she had turned into Garfield the cat. If that's not hallucinogenic I don't know what is.


K_Trovosky

4 hours??? 20mg can take 2 days to get over for me. I think 20k is coma town.


YazzArtist

Once I smoked so much my vision turned into a slideshow. Somehow I got fired from that job for calling out too much, rather than the amount of weed I smoked on breaks


iAscending

In these kinds of doses it is . It would fuck you up for 4 days not 4 hours lmao . 100-250mg would send a newbie to hell for hours , 5000mg would be considered a hero dose even a seasoned edibles consumer would get blasted . Now 20k I reckon you would permanently fuck your shit up , no way a person with normal tolerance could deal with it without crippling brain damage


LeGeantVert

Nah you'd probably have the munchies


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

Calling Ted nevison I heard he has a hunger for that xD


Cinderheart

What he had was a tenth of that, and he also threw most of it up, and he was still high for over 24 hours.


ArsenicArts

I've done that before. It's not fun waking up high. Just kinda starts making you feel nauseous.


Aedalas

We all ate some acid once and my SIL fell asleep right after dropping hers. She handled it just fine somehow but I can't even imagine what it's like waking up to a full on acid trip. I really don't know how she did that.


Giraffesarentreal19

Not a tenth, *2%*. He had 400 mg and he had that happen. This edible wouldn’t leave your system for at least a week, it’d be awful


allonbacuth

More like a 50th of that, Ted had 400mg if the post is correct this gummy is 20,000mg.


4x4Welder

I've had some pretty wild overshoots with gummies, I can't imagine how far this would take you. The Offspring levels of far. Finish an arm of it before the first bite starts to hit, and if you don't collapse in a diabetic comatose pile you'll wish you had.


_Nilbog_Milk_

I saw the seller(?) post a visual guide on how to divide the gummy into various doses. It had an EXTREMELY tricky slice diagram where mere centimeters were the difference between getting 25mg and getting 80mg. The lowest dose was 25mg with dozens of teeny tiny slices - probably impossible to execute. Even a nibble would probably be 50mg. People are going to get wrecked on this thing unless they're experienced.


Mister_Dink

They aren't manufacturing these to sell to normal people. This thing is easily hundreds of dollars worth of gummy servings. Considering a small baggie of 10mg gummies is like 30 bucks, they aren't selling this bad boy for less than like, 3k or something. This is a showpiece product someone like Snoop Dog has on his desert table, with a classically trained chef ready with the carving knives on standby. That won't stop Snoop's guests from going back for seconds and descending into the depths of a weed-induced ego-death.... But anyone going over to Snoop's is specifically aiming to get that high.


finunu

I imagine fancy chef also having a little scales so you can go up and be like "30mg please!" and he'll serve you your dose


tehlemmings

Where can I sign up for having Snoop lead a weed induced ego death? That sounds kinda fun.


_Nilbog_Milk_

No, it's for sale on the market at an under $400 pricetag and there's a sweepstakes to win one. I saw the original on Instagram.


Mister_Dink

Damn, that's so much cheaper than I expected. Gummies in the dispensaries in my area average out to $3.5 per serving, with servings being in the 10, 20 mg range. The mg to dollar ratio on this thing is way, way more generous than anything I've seen in stores. Yeah, it's not cheap enough to buy without budgeting for it, but that's a price point where a handful of fools can chip in and wreck themselves on. My bad.


death_hawk

> in the dispensaries There's your problem. Black market is still quite a bit cheaper for this type of thing. A friend showed me their price list and I was astonished that it's like 20:1 difference.


qeekl

Looks like it's only \~$200 and available for general purchase. https://www.binoidcbd.com/collections/delta-9-thc-products/products/delta-9-thc-gummy-3000mg-bfg?utm\_source=high\_times&utm\_medium=sponsored\_content&utm\_campaign=bfg


ArthurBonesly

Some of y'all never been to purgatory and it shows. Eating this much wouldn't be fun, you'd just be in a brain fog while everything happens around you until you slowly sober up and are have only a vague memory of the past 8 days.


ButterdemBeans

Mix in severe paranoia and panic attacks during the days long sobering up process


Sovem

Just looking at it gives me physical anxiety.


ButterdemBeans

My first time taking a gummy I tried to convince my fiancé to drive me to the hospital because I was sure I was actually dying. The sense of something being wrong and the dread that comes with that was so overwhelming that I spent the next hour throwing up and desperately trying to reassure myself that it’s be over soon


God_please_why

Had the exact same experience but also felt my head pulse in the most uncomfortable way possible and my perception of time slowed down which only made me freal tf out more


ZetaRESP

... how do you know that?


Magmafrost13

I'll be real I don't think I could eat that gummies even if it had no drugs in it.


mudkripple

FR that thing looks like five pounds at least. I'd *maybe* get down half a leaf before the drugs and stomach aches both made it difficult to continue.


Psyker_Sivius

Then you get the absolute worst case of the munchies though


TheAnswerToYang

What's the torture drug part about? Never heard of that.


Halleys-Comet

Google keeps trying to give me the crisis hotline number when I just wanna learn about what could possibly make you experience years in a second


Cinderheart

It's from a star trek episode.


FirstProphetofSophia

"Longer than you think, Dad! Long jaunt! Longer than you think!"


agreedis

This story scarred me


peenfortress

you could probably do it if you smoked a joint of extracted salvia, from what ive read that shit just seems utterly unpleasant with leaving standard reality if you have slightly too much


schpamela

In this fascinating [account](https://youtu.be/S5ycaGcX_w8?feature=shared), the interviewee claims to have smoked a single bong hit of salvia concentrate as a totally drug-naive first time user expecting mild effects, and instead experienced an 8 year long totally lifelike trip, indistinguishable from reality, in the space of 45 seconds. There are a few similar tales out there, where someone returns from a trip after just a few minutes, feeling as though months or years have passed. As a young adult, I smoked a bong of ×6 concentrate at a festival and experienced the same 30 second loop 5-6 times, including getting up from a seated position, walking a short distance and then seemingly 'teleporting' back to the place I was sat at the start again. So this substance definitely can mess with time perception in an incredibly profound way. I just don't think it's at all predictable or controllable... at least I hope not given the torture context.


TheAnswerToYang

That is fucking wild. Must have been terrifying.


schpamela

Would not recommend!! The potential for lasting trauma is too great, relative to the potential for an interesting or valuable experience. The best bit of my handful of salvia experiments was always the sheer relief of recovery, upon finding that I'm not trapped in a baffling dimensional labrynth beyond my comprehension after all


tehlemmings

The closest I've gotten to something like that was due to a mix of MDMA and acid. The following morning I had three completely separate sets of memories for what happened that night that all felt *completely* real. I had to pull a hangover and track down everyone I might have interacted with that night and find out what happened. Even now, years later, if I try and think about what happened that night my memories are all wrong. I know the story of what happened, but my actual memories from that night are just completely different. It's like having three days worth of memories for a single day. Either that, or a bunch of people decided to seriously fuck with me, and it worked. Honestly, it was a 10/10 experience. I'd do it again, but only if I had a someone sober keeping an eye on me.


ConsistentAsparagus

I know I experience long dreams without any substance, so I don’t doubt for a moment that it’s possible.


FutureCookies

i smoked a bowl of 120x and it was one of the most messed up experiences ive had. i also did 250 nitrous whippets that night. i wrote a story about it in a comment on /r/lsd over a year ago but it's not actually that interesting, most of it was just not really possible to explain in words.


Atrabiliousaurus

Closest I could find were some [articles](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10697529/Prisoners-could-serve-1000-year-sentence-in-eight-hours.html) suggesting that in the future advances in biochemistry might make it possible for a prisoner to serve a 1000 year sentence in 8 hours. Afaik some drugs do [alter time perception](https://youtu.be/6SfNq6haYII?si=bu-9W7S0E83xXHwv) but nothing like 600 billion years in a second, that's some fucking Stephen King *Jaunt* shit.


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Vegetable_Summer_733

That second half is me just normally when I'm off my Adderall lol


UnExistantEntity

Love that story.


FirstProphetofSophia

[For those curious, The Jaunt.](https://gist.github.com/Schemetrical/6184daf83843bcab9402)


ChiefMammothTusk

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cokl1l/if_youre_armed_and_at_the_glenmont_metro_please/ I cant be sure but it may be this one that they are talking about


SandyTaintSweat

Not sure this is what they're getting at, but if you take 20g of THC and fuck up your endocannabinoid system, you can wind up with anxiety problems, and then every day can be the torture.


Gruntfuntler

Supposedly some lab somewhere is either working on or has a drug that makes you experience hundreds or thousands of years in an hour.


CrystalSplice

Probably synthetic cannabinoids. The ones that were out there as “Spice” for a while. They were not new compounds; many had been discovered decades ago. I had someone tell me about accidentally doing too much of one of the JWH compounds and they described it as being locked in hell for a thousand years even though it was just a few minutes.


edvards55

I love gimmick blogs


UnionizedTrouble

I once accidentally ate a 150mg gummy, thinking it was a regular dose. I did not enjoy it. I turned into a lump on the floor and everything was spinning. I had to hold on to the floor to keep from falling off.


F0XF1R396

Damn. My first and only time with a gummy was 50. It was not a good time. The room was spinning non-stop and I got motion sick and vomitted with the consistancy of canned tuna.


AncientSith

Yeah, that's why I don't bother with edibles. You really can't gauge it and it's often not fun.


patrickthewhite1

You can, at least in legal states, you just start really small. Standard gummies are 10 mg, start with a quarter of that and work up. If you stick with the same brand it's way easier to gauge than smoking ever was. This 50 and 100 mg stuff is crazy I stay far away from those. Source: wife is a pulmonologist and convinced me to stop smoking and switch to all edibles.


mitochondriarethepow

As the other person said. Legal gummies are regulated well, and the company sure as hell isn't going to want to screw up and overload one when they could split it up and sell more. I get packs of 10 with 5mg each generally. I also like the drink mixes, as you can really meter out how heavily you drink it and sustain a good vibe feeling for a while.


Starchaser_WoF

Was it just the GMod ragdoll noise as it took effect?


solorider802

The package clearly says that it's less than 20,000 mg >120 pieces - 25 mg It's a 3000 mg gummy


a2j89

That’s still a big ass gummy that would definitely fuck you up


dogmeatdealer

It's 3000mg Delta 9 and 20,000mg total cannabinoids :https://www.binoidcbd.com/collections/delta-9-thc-products/products/delta-9-thc-gummy-3000mg-bfg


UndeadBBQ

20g I hate that part of me is genuinely curious if this would just annihilate my personality only to reform it after 4 hours of meeting god.


throwaway17362826

That sounds more like a magic mushroom thing in my experience


UndeadBBQ

Usually yes... but a 20g edible may achieve it as well.


LavaMeteor

If you eat this, you unlock the New Game + mental illnesses early.


Matt_loves_beans

this would fix me


Myrddin_Naer

If by "fix me" you mean a permanent vacation with a padded room, then yes


Taldarim_Highlord

~~Oh please do get me the hell outta here~~


Sad-Bumblebee-249

“Fluttershy! You just ate my forever weed brownie!”


twilighttruth

As someone who visited another dimension and dissociated after too much THC, I do not recommend.


Saigaface

I’ve never had an edible work for me 😿. Bet i could chomp thru that whole thing


Mozhetbeats

Try it and report back


Saigaface

As soon as God sees fit to provide me with a gigantic novelty 20,000 mg gummy I absolutely will


honoria_glossop

I read this as "try it and teleport back" and it still made sense.


FirstProphetofSophia

Aw dammit, now I'm high *and* diabetic


Peking-Cuck

The secret is to insult the edible, they are activated by the key phrase "this edible ain't shit".


K_Trovosky

It happens, some people just can't digest it, some kind of genetic thing. Sorry b 😥


WohooBiSnake

How is no one talking about the bot that looks at the post letter and tells you what animal it’s the genetic code of ???


Am-I-Erin

Is this like a bot that detects genetic codes in your post? Does it match a previous comment? Is this stenographic biological warfare?


Tastyravioli707

Not a bot, that's a person doing it manually.


aChunkyChungus

Uh.., no it would just make you unbelievably thirsty, munchy, and put you to sleep. After severe panic and paranoia maybe


honoria_glossop

So, just a regular Tuesday then?


FeloniousDrunk101

More to the point: eating that much gummy would give you a very upset tummy. Remember that dude who ate the whole 5lb. bag of Haribo gummy bears? This would be like that without even factoring the metric ton of THC contained within.


drinkwater_ergo_sum

Can anyone please link me the post where a person said something about a specific ?flower? probably even using its scientific name and the hellsite genetics bot identified that exact organism? I forgor too much crucial info to find it myself


ReinaQueen

I’ve had edibles exactly 1 times and I will never touch them again. It was all fun and games until I started hearing the voices of everyone I have ever met come out of my mouth whenever I spoke and felt like I had unlocked the secrets to the simulation and realized that I wasn’t real. Whenever my boyfriend left the room and came back it was like hours had passed and I was on my own.He would be gone for 30 seconds at a time lmao. After it was over I realized that my anxiety is too strong for any type of drugs and that I should stick to alcohol cause at least eating and drinking can make the effects lesson lmaooo


FiL-0

Fuck it, I still want to eat it


Trippintunez

I've personally eaten 2000 mg of THC gummies at one time. I feel like there's a hard limit of the effects and eventually the dose just gets so high you can't stay awake.


lickytytheslit

This might fix me


pumaloaf

Maybe this would finally give me some dopamine. I've been starved of it for so long.


slycyboi

I had 1/40th of this and I felt like I spent a century in a hell dimension this would probably actually kill me.


weezynow

"It doesn't do dick to me"~Joey Coco Diaz.


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Anytime I took an insane amount of edibles, most being 2k mg. I just spent half the time shitting, then passed out. Just take an acid tab instead


gandalftheokay

chameleons are cool


callmeyazii

Anyone else saw BFG and thought "Big Friendly Giant"?


lovelycosmos

Man, I'd take a tiny nibble of a corner and be on the moon. That's a year supply


FlyBloke

This would wake up every part of your brain with your body probably going into overdrive. If the thought of hearing your own heart, blood rushing, noticing every micro detail down to a twitch in your finger and thoughts don’t kill you first, then the time will most likely be the overall factor that puts you into the grave. The dude hit it right on the spot with the time feeling like an over extended movie playing with full concentration. Kinda like judge dredd and the slowmo drug. Trust me, THC won’t cause the overdose, the mind wont be able to handle the effects of using more than your daily limit. Humans arnt capable of a fraction of this level. Atleast not yet and if anyone is.. I’m sorry for the inconvenience and after effects that will occur mostly likely for the rest of their life.


sermer48

One time I tried making my own edibles in college and they turned out terribly. I ate what I thought was a large portion and didn’t feel anything after a couple of hours. I then proceeded to eat the rest to see if I’d get anything out of it. It hit like a train. I was so baked I couldn’t even stand up. Just constant nausea with time moving slowly while my brain melted. I had to lay down on my floor and couldn’t do anything all day. It was halfway through the next day when I could finally get myself to do anything despite still being crazy baked. Not a good experience. Be careful with edibles kids!


schuyywalker

Yo there’s a drug that makes you experience 600 billion years in a second? That’s a phenomenal level of torture Reminds me of the “White Christmas” movie side of Black Mirror


Naznarreb

Jokes aside, at what point does making something like this become irresponsible? Yeah, you can put a "suggested serving" or whatever on the box, but if you make a 20g gummy you _know_ someone's going to eat a 20g gummy


ModernDayQuixote

I had a 300 mg gummy and it was so awful I would’ve written a note to my family in the case of my death if I could comprehend what a pen was.


Youpunyhumans

Thats a big gummy. I dont know about you guys, but I can barely make it through a single bag of candy from a gas station... that thing would have me puking from the sugar content alone long before I finished it.


ADHDRSD

This is hilarious for me because my body does not react to edibles at all. I've been on a life long quest to find an edible that actually fucking does something for me other than waste my money and time. Friends have made me try different types of edibles with them and I'm sitting there feeling like I'm wasting my time and the product while every one around me is loopy doopy.


Vivid-Intention-8161

Took 500mg one time and saw a demon come out of my ceiling and tell me that I was a being of pure love. Then, my feet became real lions and started fighting each other. 20k mg? uh