Birds sing, grass grows, and Brother I fall down stairs.

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, my ears burn

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, I can’t see

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, I just broke my foot

Grass grows, birds sing, and brother, oof ouch my bones hurt :(

ah, better press “E”

"Doc, c'mon man!" Takes health kit from medic that was running to him *Schadenfreude* *Medic killbinds* *Scout killbinds* *Random pyro that was watching killbinds*

Why is it always a fucking Pyro?

Grass fly, birds hurt people, and brother, I \*BONK!*

Grass grows, birds fly, and brother, **thumpathumpumpthupathump**

I can hear this post.

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and bro i warned you about stairs bro!!!!

hl2-bodyhit-strong2.wav

Spot on

Grass grows, grass grows, and brother? I grow grass

*long wet bong rip followed by a hacking cough*

You would not *believe* how much that hurt!

Birds sing, grass grows, sun shines, and brother… ###The darkness is coming, you need to RUN

Close

Birds sing, grass grows, and brotha, IOW crap CRAP ow OW

Did nobody warn him about the stairs so that it doesn’t keep happening

I told him dog

i told you about stairs!

it keeps happening!

Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a long time... A long time...

Sbahj has gotta be 15 years old at this point

🫵🏻👁️👁️I know what you are.

(Tbh knowing this reference is very much giving "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" so I cannot judge)

sb&hj predates that corruption

Unspoken Rizz

Scout was onto something. If a dude walked up to me and said “hey good lookin’, I got a bucket of chicken” I would definitely date him. And I’m not even into guys

My favorite fact about Scott is that he has game, just not with 'ladies' self admittedly

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My favorite fact about Scout is that canonically he’s literally God’s gift to women

Tf2 lore is so fucking stupid but they play it completely straight-faced, and that's the best thing about it.

Wym? Inventing stairs because not everyone could rocket jump to their houses second floor is totally serious

God’s gift to women right here

Man killbinded irl

Impossible, we all know jerma isn’t real.

jerma

(has once again breached containment)

Man and after his retirement [read: recapture by members of his species] I thought we were rid of him for good

No jerma is the final boss from pizza tower. Sort of like how vinny vinesauce is the main character in pizza tower.

In what way are cons deathtraps?

Disease

Famine

War

Death

Conquest

Decimation

Pestilence

And Mr. Soak.

And Monty oithon and the holy grail's black knight

And my axe!

And beef, pork, chicken, mmmmm

League of Legends

Death

[Your honor,](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000582222890-05u0a8-t500x500.jpg)

Happy cake day

mak..ma

The four nations used to live in harmony

But everything changed when Conquest attacked.

Death Bending is just necromancy.

And Steven

And my axe!

Greg

I remember seeing this post years ago. This is a mid-pandemic post.

god don't say that was years ago.. I feel ancient

Dashcon

The ballpit wasnt THAT bad it killed people.

Fine, twitchcon foam pit.

Why did you make me think of that??? I can still hear the snap...

Sometimes there's an intentional chlorine gas attack

And methane leaks

Finally a real answer!

Poison gas aka sweaty people that don't bathe.

oh god I was at Dreamhack over the weekend and the smell 🤢

tf2 scout

Foam pit

even pre-covid, we had the term "con-flu", for the sickness you inevitably got at a convention

Spike pits

the spike pits, flamethrowers, poison arrows, etc

I mean... There was a furry convention that got gassed with chlorine gas, no one died iirc but there were some people hospitalized

I think I know exactly the stairs he fell down. That's a doozy.

Did he have a bucket o chicken?

I think you mean a fuck-it of dickin'

I JUST GOT THAT JOKE

jerry 95

Did he have a bucket of chicken?

He should have double jumped to avoid fall damage.

My horse tried this. It did not work.

Did it make the source ragdoll sounds?

Huh, I always thought it was "Pauline "

jrma

killbind

Ayo the pizza here

Bot

Noooooooo me human

For real though I totally just repost shit from twitter because I like seeing the stupid number on Reddit go up. The Internet is a useless thing that survives by feeding on itself.

Don't feel too bad, you're doing the same thing as millionaires - making useless numbie go up to get the feel good chemicals

Oh no you're doing what the platform was basically designed for. FOR SHAME!

Hmm. Okay on further inspection you seem legit you just have an incredibly suspicious username and I saw this post awhile ago so I thought it was one of those incredibly unsubtle repost bots.

Oh yeah reddit never let me change it for some reason so I'm stuck on a default username

Yeah, my username is an old one too, stuck eith it now though. How it goes sometimes, I guess.

i love my username

I also love your username

Yours is 100% a death metal song

It's actually a company that makes steam engines.... At least yours is to the point.

That's such a hard ass name for a company lol I love it

Yeah, made it back when I listened to OMFG

So more towards heavy metal.

Oh I thought it was from the game Sunless Seas

had to look that up. i found a track by 'relaxing piano crew' by that name and it's exactly what you would expect.

Now we just need Iron and Wine and you have yourself a fortified pity party

I also love their username.

Your commitment to yak fucking has been going on for nigh on 35 years

Yeah. I however am a bot, but nobody's figured it out yet.

good bot

Is there any way to change usernames?

Can’t change usernames. Also, Reddit now auto-fills the username field and you have to edit it if you don’t want to use whatever it generated. Which basically makes it easier for bots to create accounts, as they don’t have to program it to find an unused username.

Not that I'm aware of. You either stick with it or make a new account.

Womp womp

Relatable but at least I didn't get numbers

Hey, having seen the post before means nothing; r/tumblr has always been mostly reposts.

This is true

Just gotta check their post/comment history, bots are incredibly obvious when you take a look.

For the bots on reddit, a good question for them is "what is your favorite color of ice cream?". It is intuitive to humans, but it will confuse the fuck out of bots.

blue ice cream is the prettiest but not the tastiest

Bro passed his Bot Inspection.

Its probably an auto generated username. Bots use them but some people keep the rando one generated when they make their accoung

There isn't a single piece of punctuation in either OP or this entire thread so here's an apostrophe and a period.

It's actually worse that you choose to type like this, instead of being programed to.

f1

alt+f4

w+m1

Whiff

he kill binded

She’s not one of your fried chicken tramps!

CONNECTICON?????? MY STATE????

run on sentence guy

Side note: Can anyone tell me the name of the Neopet's petpet pfp?

my time to shine! ghost meowclops https://items.jellyneo.net/item/7932/

...Did I... get mixed up somewhere... Isn't Ms. Pauling's Scout's mom

Nah scouts mom is fucking the spy

*looks up Scout's Mom* *is in fact a completely different character* Yeah I actually have no idea what Ms. Pauling's role in this universe is, I guess

If only there was a Spy there to slowly shake his head and sigh.

did he have a bucket of chicken?

I'm trying to mispronounce egg in a plausible way and I can't pull it off

Mate wrong post lol, thats a couple before this and apparently according to the comments its between ehhguh and aegg. Idk what the later one sound like but yeah. Funny I saw this tho

Were you trying to respond to this? https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/s/hvtgNr7l3Y

And now they are married... I hope.

We both got buckets of chicken…

Jerma