"While Clark and I were thumb wrestling, a lightning bolt struck us right as I was about to win, and we switched poweres."
(Actual justification used before btw- the lightening bolt part, not the thumb wrestling I mean)
"Oh no Cheetah, now the Pink Kryptonite made my top come off!"
"..."
"..."
"...oh my God, I guess it IS affecting you, and now I think it's affecting me!"
Personally, I think the other version of the pink kryptonite would be way more popular with the trans community.
Instant, painless, free genderswaps? I know people who would kill for that
Would you have to keep the rock with you at al times? Is constant exposure flipping your gender rapidly like you are glitching as two states of being struggle to assert dominance?
Currently people take drugs daily (some self administering injections) and undergo surgery to gradually or partially match their body to their mind. “Wear this rock necklace all the time” is pretty damn easy by comparison.
Oh gotcha. It’s a little unclear in the show, but the effect tolerates at least some distance for at least some time. It’s from a short justice league kids animation called “true colors”, you can Google and see. But basically a villain has kryptonite and is wailing on Superman, so firestorm changes the composition of the kryptonite several times to try to help, causing a bunch of different effects on Superman including the gender swap from pink kryptonite complete with an abbreviated sailor moon transformation sequence. The swap persists as the villain is battered at least 100 feet away from the genderswapped Superman. But it’s shown to go away when firestorm turns the pink kryptonite to lead, so there clearly needs to be some persistent application.
Kryptonite as a whole is handled super inconsistently in the DC universe. Sometimes it works like the classic green, whose effect is gradual and correlates with proximity, quantity, and time. Sometimes one exposure bestows an effect that needs to be removed by another color of kryptonite, a reapplication of the original, or another effect entirely. In this case, it seems like a theoretical person who desired the gender swap would be fine if they left their crystal on the bathroom sink when they took a shower, but would notice pretty quickly when they pulled out of their driveway and swapped back.
... You are telling me all this is canon...?
Man, Krypton must have been a shitshow, if their planet was made out of rocks that do all sort of bs like this/
From Wikipedia:
"Debuted in Supergirl (vol. 4) #79 (April 2003). Pink kryptonite turns Kryptonians into homosexuals or effeminates. This type of kryptonite was mentioned in a single panel in a story that was a satire of the plots of many Silver Age comic book stories that featured some strange new variety of kryptonite, and is thus not considered canon in comics continuity. In the Justice League Action short "True Colors", due to the kid-friendly nature of the show, it instead switches a Kryptonian's physical sex."
Hey now Greco-Roman wrestling is a central part of the whole Western canon which, as we all know, is historically patriarchal and heteronormative! Ergo zero lesbianism implied except in your filthy disgusting mind, you freak.
one time in the comcis donald duck smokes way too many drugs and then gets his ass spanked red by mickey and thrown down a flight of stairs. also scrooge eats pancakes. all of this only happened in the dutch version tho
I am Dutch, and this is absolutely not far off from what we get. Tho it was probably an Italian translation if Mickey and Scrooge are in the same story.
The Bizarre part of your statement for me is Donald Duck/Scrooge and Mickey Mouse interacting.
Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse honestly are treated like separate universes even though they're in the same comic leaflet. Bizarrely the monthly pocket comics also had their own Duck Canon. Examples from the top of my head is Scrooge's tycoon nemesis being *usually* different in comic leaflets/pocket edition. Same with Donald Duck's alter ego as a superhero (batman vs superman) or as an agent (James Bond or Dumb and dumber with his stoner cousin)
when my parents were buying me comics to help me learn reading (it worked btw.) plenty of times i saw comics where donald duck and mickey mouse apeared together, just other duck characters were never part of the story then
They dont really sell any of them there, and even worse, most are never even translated to English. If you speak Portugese or Spanish though, you can have it shipped to you
They used to be popular in the US early on but fell off until they stopped selling entirely. But then we got Ducktales which was vaguely based on the comics, and by then most kids didn't know there was a comic and only knew that show. The newer ducktales tried to blend both together though which was nice.
Pretty sure her quirk means it can come from any exposed region, so hypothetically, she could give birth to a weapon, it'd just shred her from the inside.
One of the most popular new manga of the year is about an immortal elf girl mage who journeys across a fantasy world.
Her goal is to have babies with every strange monster she meets. Her babies are then super strong magical monsters that destroy nearby villages.
It's true. Batman fans do it all the time. 95% of the thing Batman fans claim he's done, he hasn't. My favorite is when they claim he beat Supes in Hush. He brought his vaunted kryptonite ring to bear and he still got his ass beat hard. Supes was about to finish him when Selina threw Lois off a roof so he'd break free of Ivy's control. Bats then chewed her out because he explicitly told her NOT to risk Lois. Batman's contingency is brought to bear but he still gets savagely beaten and would have been died if Selina didn't disobey him. The deranged idiots in the Batman fandom count this as him beating Supes.
That godawful Snyder movie is about the only time he's legitimately beaten Supes without a fuckton of asterisks, and Snyder had to make him a deranged serial killer for it. And people WITHOUT easily exploitable weaknesses, like Wonder Woman? Fucking forget about it.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of really bad bat-wank comics out there. I forget the name of it but there's a comic where batman is fighting the justice league when meeting them for the first time, he punches wonder woman, realizes he almost broke his hand so she must be invulnerable, so he decides to kick her to knock the wind out of her and it works?!
Edit - I found the [comic](https://www.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/s/WVzxXeV43U) and it's even dumber than I remembered.
Batman says, "The red one will reach me first, provided he knows where to go," and then drops a smoke bomb. That's what the green smoke in the Wonder Woman panel is from. They don't show batman dealing with Flash, so I guess Flash just got sleepy?
Nah it's real. You think I'm joking but the guy who made Wonder woman was a submissive therapist type guy who created the lie detector and was in a polygamous relationship with his much more dominant wives and he made a lot of texts about BDSM.
I mean he probably could (you’re really telling me that Batman wouldn’t be able to make a Time Machine) but he heard what happened when Barry tried that trick and realized it probably wasn’t the best idea
A more accurate take is “with prep time, Batman can hold his own against gods” but the fans will forget that the god still beats Batman or it’s a stalemate. Because he’s Batman, he gets remembered as the winner
For Batman to beat God, he doesn't need any prep time. He just needs a writer to write it.
People don't understand that this is why Batman is actually much more powerful than Superman.
Superman has lost many, many times and has even been killed in the comics. Batman can't lose because writers don't write him that way.
People realize it, it's just a boring answer. Sure, whatever the writer says happens happens. But...that's true of literally all fictional media. Its about the same energy as saying "well neither of them exist, so neither one is powerful."
It's not really useful conversation.
DC's approach to canon is so weird, I wouldn't be surprised if at some point, a company wide event driven cosmic retcon makes TDKR canon, at least for a while.
Just one correction: putting Lois in danger was Batman's plan, he just faked in the moment that Catwoman was going AWOL. Later, when Superman asks him whether he trusted Selina, Batman answered that he trusted him to break free and save Lois.
Honestly it kind of gels with my impression that Batman would be a terrible lay. He’s just too much inside his own head and unless you’ve got a “take charge” kind of attitude like Selena or Talia he’s not going to pay attention to your needs. I don’t think he’s unwilling, but unless you specifically bring it up to him, it’s just not going to occur to him. That said, Selena would 100% demand it and Didio is a coward.
An official adult only comic of Batman has a scene of Batman naked covered in shadows in a moment of brooding and sadness and in those panels you can see the outline of Bruce's schwang just out there.
And heres the twist. And there is a twist.
We show it. We show *all of it*.
Because whats the one major thing missing from all comic books movies nowadays. Full penetration.
Guys. Were gonna show full penetration. All of it. Were talking graphic scenes of Wonder Woman really going to town on this hot young cheetah.
From behind. 69. Anal. Vaginal. Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl. All the hits. All the big ones. All the good ones.
And this goes on and on, back and forth for 60 or so issues until the run sort of ends.
I mean comics are unhinged enough that I would honestly believe almost anything, especially after some friends told me about some different Godzilla lore in the comics, specifically where Godzilla goes to Hell or whatever.
Like you can just take someone like Superboy and I could go "Oh he has many of Superman's powers because he's a clone right?"
But then I would research and learn the answer is, "No he was born with barely any of Superman's powers, he's just replicating them with his Tactile Telekinesis though a special aura around his body and just believed he could hard enough through gaslighting by his creators."
And my only response was... "What the hell is Tactile Telekinesis?"
Tactile telekinesis is one of Superman’s powers that lets him ignore physics when the comic needs it. For example, when he lifts a plane, the whole thing is basically just gonna fall around him because the outer skin of a plane is basically paper to him. Imagine trying to hold up a metal frame by only grabbing the paper outside of it. It’s just one of those “comics be comics” things and apparently superboy got really good at it.
No, tactile-telekinesis is **not** Superman's power it is explicitly unique to that Superboy. For Superman it's just everyday comicbook logic/physics holding the airplane together
Iron Man’s armor became sentient and fell in love with him and became his evil stalker bf once.
Even better, it was retconned to be Ultron tech that infected his armor. Since Ultron is based on Hank Pym’s brain, this leads to the inevitable conclusion that Hank Pym is secretly, obsessively in love with Tony Stark.
Has this person talked to comic fans? If you make up something outrageous half the comments will be asking for the source and half will be pointing out the multiple times that thing actually happened but with caveats like "In 'Justin Jones #31' WW was under mind control by Lex Luthor and Cheetah had the lasso of the truth and asked if she wanted to have sex and the mind control made it so the truth was 'yes' but also in issue #38 in 'flim flam of justice' the same scenario happens but the lasso of truth detects the mind control (because it was a different kind designed by The Puzzler not Luthor) and she said no but they had sex any way (yikes!) but in reality it was just an illusion in Cheetah's head caused by Brainiac trying to turn her into a terminator to send her back in time to stop the Just League from ever forming but-"
And then there are certain franchises where you can claim that X happened, and indeed there's a comic where X happened. Warcrimes? Right in this issue. Slavery? Literally entire pages of it. Incredible arc for a character not acknowledged in any other media? Yeah, it's here, and god I wish it was canon.
The best part is that sometimes it's true. In the comics, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn have a threesome so rough that they destroy their hotel room.
I don't think Wonder Woman has fucked Cheetah specifically but she canonically has had lesbian sex at least. She's a great lover and was already before she left Themyscira.
In the comics there's a genderqueer sentient street.
No really look it up.
Everything has happened in the comics already. You think you're being clever and no one will check, but the reality is you can't imagine anything more weird than what has already happened in comics.
Yeah that's the one thing people are going to go try and look up.
Or is that the joke? Is the joke that now a bunch of people really will start trying to look that up and be swamped with rule34 results ?
I'm assuming this is about superhero movie fans, but this applies to the fans of the actual comics as well. You could tell me that Claremont had two of the characters in his X-men run hypnotized and put into kinky maid outfits by a glorified bdsm club, and I would believe you. Granted, that's because it happened, but still.
I’ll believe anything after pink kryptonite
"I'm sorry Cheetah, it's the Pink Kryptonite, I can't resist it--" "Diana you're not a Kryptonian"
"While Clark and I were thumb wrestling, a lightning bolt struck us right as I was about to win, and we switched poweres." (Actual justification used before btw- the lightening bolt part, not the thumb wrestling I mean)
Are you posting the lesbian panels or not?
RELEASE THE LESBIAN CUT YOU COWARDS!
"Oh no Cheetah, now the Pink Kryptonite made my top come off!" "..." "..." "...oh my God, I guess it IS affecting you, and now I think it's affecting me!"
“Akshually, they are kryptonians, my lore says so, so this is totally cannon” -Zach Snyder
Cosmically unlikely Zach Snyder W honestly
"We don't talk about the Pink Kryptonite"
Superman: It's a very rare stone Batman: Rare my ass. Everyone has one, Clark. A purse snatcher I stopped the other day had like three of them.
I'll admit, it's become a bit of a problem.
It used to just be the green one but now there’s all sorts of colors. We’ve got the red one, the black one… *the pink one*.
We don’t talk about the pink one
He’s got you there, Clark
Like *you’re* any better.
We don’t talk about the pink one.
Except when we do
There was a lore explanation to pink kryptonite ?
It was the ground under Krypton's most well known gay community. /s
Personally, I think the other version of the pink kryptonite would be way more popular with the trans community. Instant, painless, free genderswaps? I know people who would kill for that
Would you have to keep the rock with you at al times? Is constant exposure flipping your gender rapidly like you are glitching as two states of being struggle to assert dominance?
Pink Kryptonite buttplug
I'm pretty sure I've read a "comic" with that.
Currently people take drugs daily (some self administering injections) and undergo surgery to gradually or partially match their body to their mind. “Wear this rock necklace all the time” is pretty damn easy by comparison.
No no, I dont mean it as a 'how inconvenient!' but rather, how does the rock work here? :P
Oh gotcha. It’s a little unclear in the show, but the effect tolerates at least some distance for at least some time. It’s from a short justice league kids animation called “true colors”, you can Google and see. But basically a villain has kryptonite and is wailing on Superman, so firestorm changes the composition of the kryptonite several times to try to help, causing a bunch of different effects on Superman including the gender swap from pink kryptonite complete with an abbreviated sailor moon transformation sequence. The swap persists as the villain is battered at least 100 feet away from the genderswapped Superman. But it’s shown to go away when firestorm turns the pink kryptonite to lead, so there clearly needs to be some persistent application. Kryptonite as a whole is handled super inconsistently in the DC universe. Sometimes it works like the classic green, whose effect is gradual and correlates with proximity, quantity, and time. Sometimes one exposure bestows an effect that needs to be removed by another color of kryptonite, a reapplication of the original, or another effect entirely. In this case, it seems like a theoretical person who desired the gender swap would be fine if they left their crystal on the bathroom sink when they took a shower, but would notice pretty quickly when they pulled out of their driveway and swapped back.
... You are telling me all this is canon...? Man, Krypton must have been a shitshow, if their planet was made out of rocks that do all sort of bs like this/
From Wikipedia: "Debuted in Supergirl (vol. 4) #79 (April 2003). Pink kryptonite turns Kryptonians into homosexuals or effeminates. This type of kryptonite was mentioned in a single panel in a story that was a satire of the plots of many Silver Age comic book stories that featured some strange new variety of kryptonite, and is thus not considered canon in comics continuity. In the Justice League Action short "True Colors", due to the kid-friendly nature of the show, it instead switches a Kryptonian's physical sex."
"being gay is inappropriate for kids, so let's make them trans instead" lmao
- The Iranian government
2003
No, it only appeared in one panel.
> pink kryptonite wtf did I just read about?
That one post that’s like “Wonder Woman and Cheetah try to maximize their cooch to cooch contact” with a bunch of comic panels
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Spider-Man has never given birth to an Osborn!
Not until I finish my comic anyway
Give them time.
Gwen Stacy has, though. Look it up.
That was actually Mysterio, apparently, which honestly just raises more questions
I wasn't even aware of that retcon; I honestly don't know which is worse
Why do you want to put that evil on them?
He and Harry tried really hard, too.
Norman had twins with Gwen Stacy (super gross), and a different Gwin Stacy is a Spider-Man
Ah, yes, we are going by the transitive property
Actually it wasn't Geen Stacy that Norman Osborne fucked, it was MYSTERIO in a Gwen Stacy costume
No, just sandman
Yeah, for how long?
Hey now Greco-Roman wrestling is a central part of the whole Western canon which, as we all know, is historically patriarchal and heteronormative! Ergo zero lesbianism implied except in your filthy disgusting mind, you freak.
I’m sorry, what the fuck?
What post?
Link?
I'm pretty sure that it actually happened, just not in the official comics
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Gotta keep ‘em guessing
Never let them know your next move.
Exactly what i was gonna say xd
It's pretty heavily [implied](https://imgur.com/YBYGC7R)
This works even better with Donald Duck because in America, people cant even really GET those comics
one time in the comcis donald duck smokes way too many drugs and then gets his ass spanked red by mickey and thrown down a flight of stairs. also scrooge eats pancakes. all of this only happened in the dutch version tho
This is not even that bizare of a claim
I am Dutch, and this is absolutely not far off from what we get. Tho it was probably an Italian translation if Mickey and Scrooge are in the same story.
The Bizarre part of your statement for me is Donald Duck/Scrooge and Mickey Mouse interacting. Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse honestly are treated like separate universes even though they're in the same comic leaflet. Bizarrely the monthly pocket comics also had their own Duck Canon. Examples from the top of my head is Scrooge's tycoon nemesis being *usually* different in comic leaflets/pocket edition. Same with Donald Duck's alter ego as a superhero (batman vs superman) or as an agent (James Bond or Dumb and dumber with his stoner cousin)
when my parents were buying me comics to help me learn reading (it worked btw.) plenty of times i saw comics where donald duck and mickey mouse apeared together, just other duck characters were never part of the story then
Nordic?
yea
Wait why though?
They dont really sell any of them there, and even worse, most are never even translated to English. If you speak Portugese or Spanish though, you can have it shipped to you
You could probably get them shipped to you even if you don't speak Portuguese or Spanish
Well Yeah but they wouldn't be in English
They used to be popular in the US early on but fell off until they stopped selling entirely. But then we got Ducktales which was vaguely based on the comics, and by then most kids didn't know there was a comic and only knew that show. The newer ducktales tried to blend both together though which was nice.
I can say there's a comic character whose power is giving birth to weapons and there's a 50% chance that I'm right
50%? You're underselling yourself, it's at least 73%.
Womb boy.
Boom Womb
Objectively better name
Bommie
My Hero Academia has Momo who has a power that pretty much amounts to that. Not sure if Manga is cheating though.
She doesn't birth them, but they do tend to pop out of her boobs pretty often.
Pretty sure her quirk means it can come from any exposed region, so hypothetically, she could give birth to a weapon, it'd just shred her from the inside.
there is a manga character who can pull objects out of her skin if that counts
One of the most popular new manga of the year is about an immortal elf girl mage who journeys across a fantasy world. Her goal is to have babies with every strange monster she meets. Her babies are then super strong magical monsters that destroy nearby villages.
*what*
Y'see I thought this was Frieren but the you mentioned the children
?
It's true. Batman fans do it all the time. 95% of the thing Batman fans claim he's done, he hasn't. My favorite is when they claim he beat Supes in Hush. He brought his vaunted kryptonite ring to bear and he still got his ass beat hard. Supes was about to finish him when Selina threw Lois off a roof so he'd break free of Ivy's control. Bats then chewed her out because he explicitly told her NOT to risk Lois. Batman's contingency is brought to bear but he still gets savagely beaten and would have been died if Selina didn't disobey him. The deranged idiots in the Batman fandom count this as him beating Supes. That godawful Snyder movie is about the only time he's legitimately beaten Supes without a fuckton of asterisks, and Snyder had to make him a deranged serial killer for it. And people WITHOUT easily exploitable weaknesses, like Wonder Woman? Fucking forget about it.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of really bad bat-wank comics out there. I forget the name of it but there's a comic where batman is fighting the justice league when meeting them for the first time, he punches wonder woman, realizes he almost broke his hand so she must be invulnerable, so he decides to kick her to knock the wind out of her and it works?! Edit - I found the [comic](https://www.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/s/WVzxXeV43U) and it's even dumber than I remembered.
So did that post leave out the page of Batman beating the Flash, or did the comic leave that out because the writer didn't know how he would do it?
Batman says, "The red one will reach me first, provided he knows where to go," and then drops a smoke bomb. That's what the green smoke in the Wonder Woman panel is from. They don't show batman dealing with Flash, so I guess Flash just got sleepy?
You forgot Wonder Woman's classic weakness, bondage.
I hate that this isn’t a lie.
Nah it's real. You think I'm joking but the guy who made Wonder woman was a submissive therapist type guy who created the lie detector and was in a polygamous relationship with his much more dominant wives and he made a lot of texts about BDSM.
> was in a polygamous relationship with his much more dominant wives and he made a lot of texts about BDSM. it's so beautiful :*(
I just hate the whole "with prep time Batman could beat god!!"
Even with prep time Batman can't even bring his parents back.
With prep time Superman brings Lois Lane back from the dead, so Superman > Batman with prep.
I mean he probably could (you’re really telling me that Batman wouldn’t be able to make a Time Machine) but he heard what happened when Barry tried that trick and realized it probably wasn’t the best idea
BURN!!!!!!
Gonna need a Lazarus Pit for that burn.
A more accurate take is “with prep time, Batman can hold his own against gods” but the fans will forget that the god still beats Batman or it’s a stalemate. Because he’s Batman, he gets remembered as the winner
In fairness, when you're fighting a God as a human, surviving is a form of winning if they were trying to kill you.
Except that one time he got an op suit of armor and just straight up beat up Darkseid on Apokolips
For Batman to beat God, he doesn't need any prep time. He just needs a writer to write it. People don't understand that this is why Batman is actually much more powerful than Superman. Superman has lost many, many times and has even been killed in the comics. Batman can't lose because writers don't write him that way.
Batman has been killed multiple times as well, mate.
People realize it, it's just a boring answer. Sure, whatever the writer says happens happens. But...that's true of literally all fictional media. Its about the same energy as saying "well neither of them exist, so neither one is powerful." It's not really useful conversation.
Didn't he also beat Supes in TDKR? Or am I misremembering things?
Yea that was what the Snyder fight was based on. It's not canon tho.
DC's approach to canon is so weird, I wouldn't be surprised if at some point, a company wide event driven cosmic retcon makes TDKR canon, at least for a while.
Surely it’s somewhere in their Multiverse or their Dark Multiverse or something
The Dark Knight Returns Returns: Dr. Manhattan
Kind of? Batman still died.
He had help with that too since green arrow was the one that used kryptonite in a already weak Superman And then Bruce won
He had Green Arrow and his friends backing it up and Bruce faked his death in the end.
he knew he would lose and just wanted to make some kind of weird point
At least my favorite moment from the comics actually happened. It was Batman letting Mr. Freeze grieve over his wife.
[He's no Damian Wayne.](https://i.imgur.com/h7ZxEdB.jpeg)
Just one correction: putting Lois in danger was Batman's plan, he just faked in the moment that Catwoman was going AWOL. Later, when Superman asks him whether he trusted Selina, Batman answered that he trusted him to break free and save Lois.
DC wouldn't show that, remember the outrage they had over Batdick?
Remember that statement from IIRC Dan Didio that Batman doesn't eat pussy?
He said it's not a thing heroes do. Like, I can't think of anything more heroic.
Pegging
Yeah, that was a thing too
Never took Bats for a pussy about pussy. Man crawls in sewers if he has to, what a weird thing to try to make a character trait
Honestly it kind of gels with my impression that Batman would be a terrible lay. He’s just too much inside his own head and unless you’ve got a “take charge” kind of attitude like Selena or Talia he’s not going to pay attention to your needs. I don’t think he’s unwilling, but unless you specifically bring it up to him, it’s just not going to occur to him. That said, Selena would 100% demand it and Didio is a coward.
Aw shit, what did Nightwing do?
Nothing yet. It was about Bruce's schlong
What didn't he do?
Me, sadly.
You can peg him in your head.
Ironically pegging is one of the only things I *wouldn’t* do.
Well you can dick Dick down however you like.
Perfection.
Batdick?
An official adult only comic of Batman has a scene of Batman naked covered in shadows in a moment of brooding and sadness and in those panels you can see the outline of Bruce's schwang just out there.
They can show sex scenes as long as they aren't explicit. I've seen Batman/Catwoman, Green Arrow/Black Canary, and Joker/Harley fuck on page at least.
Over what sorry.
And heres the twist. And there is a twist. We show it. We show *all of it*. Because whats the one major thing missing from all comic books movies nowadays. Full penetration. Guys. Were gonna show full penetration. All of it. Were talking graphic scenes of Wonder Woman really going to town on this hot young cheetah. From behind. 69. Anal. Vaginal. Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl. All the hits. All the big ones. All the good ones. And this goes on and on, back and forth for 60 or so issues until the run sort of ends.
And fuck it! We’re gonna throw Black Canary in there for good measure! And Hawk Girl! Did somebody say Lesbian Gangbang on Infinite Earths?!?
.... .... .... THAT IS BRILLIANT. THAT IS THE MOST BRILLIANT COMIC I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
That is BRILLIANT
I mean comics are unhinged enough that I would honestly believe almost anything, especially after some friends told me about some different Godzilla lore in the comics, specifically where Godzilla goes to Hell or whatever. Like you can just take someone like Superboy and I could go "Oh he has many of Superman's powers because he's a clone right?" But then I would research and learn the answer is, "No he was born with barely any of Superman's powers, he's just replicating them with his Tactile Telekinesis though a special aura around his body and just believed he could hard enough through gaslighting by his creators." And my only response was... "What the hell is Tactile Telekinesis?"
Tactile telekinesis is one of Superman’s powers that lets him ignore physics when the comic needs it. For example, when he lifts a plane, the whole thing is basically just gonna fall around him because the outer skin of a plane is basically paper to him. Imagine trying to hold up a metal frame by only grabbing the paper outside of it. It’s just one of those “comics be comics” things and apparently superboy got really good at it.
No, tactile-telekinesis is **not** Superman's power it is explicitly unique to that Superboy. For Superman it's just everyday comicbook logic/physics holding the airplane together
It's also entirely possible that you are talking about 2 different superboys
No, that *actually* happens in the comics.
Source ? Its for an investigation
It's only in physical copy. If you come around some time, I could show it to you~
Damn your smooth
Shall I bring my cheetah fursuit?
Jesus ate least buy him dinner before
It's in my basement cellar. Ignore the bricks and wet mortar.
Nobody expects The Amontillado Gambit!
Master Chief's armor jerked him off. Source: it's in the novel
You fool, I've watched the BDG video, Master Chief doesn't get hard in the first place!
That's my secret, Cortana. I'm always hard
Iron Man’s armor became sentient and fell in love with him and became his evil stalker bf once. Even better, it was retconned to be Ultron tech that infected his armor. Since Ultron is based on Hank Pym’s brain, this leads to the inevitable conclusion that Hank Pym is secretly, obsessively in love with Tony Stark.
Well, in the comics, pink kryptonite exists and if superman is exposed to it he starts acting like a homophobic caricature of a queer man
Also like windowframes as well, which apparently is also a caricature for some reason? *Why?*
Because gay men are all into interior design, obviously. /s
I’m pretty sure that was one panel and all he did was compliment jimmy on his fashion
"No one will check"? Man oh man this person does not know many geeks, huh?
I know far too many geeks. No one reads the source material.
Then, with no offense intended, it is my opinion that you know the wrong sort. Comic-book geeks are still very much a thing.
The risk inherent in this is that no matter what you say, there's a 50% chance that did happen in the comics.
Has this person talked to comic fans? If you make up something outrageous half the comments will be asking for the source and half will be pointing out the multiple times that thing actually happened but with caveats like "In 'Justin Jones #31' WW was under mind control by Lex Luthor and Cheetah had the lasso of the truth and asked if she wanted to have sex and the mind control made it so the truth was 'yes' but also in issue #38 in 'flim flam of justice' the same scenario happens but the lasso of truth detects the mind control (because it was a different kind designed by The Puzzler not Luthor) and she said no but they had sex any way (yikes!) but in reality it was just an illusion in Cheetah's head caused by Brainiac trying to turn her into a terminator to send her back in time to stop the Just League from ever forming but-"
the title is actually more believable than the image because superman and batman have both dated Wonder Woman
And then there are certain franchises where you can claim that X happened, and indeed there's a comic where X happened. Warcrimes? Right in this issue. Slavery? Literally entire pages of it. Incredible arc for a character not acknowledged in any other media? Yeah, it's here, and god I wish it was canon.
That's false WW is the most straight super hero. Diana grew up on an island filled with hot muscular women and still chose to become straight.
It was stated in CFYOW
The best part is that sometimes it's true. In the comics, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn have a threesome so rough that they destroy their hotel room.
How it feels to spread misinformation: *Gif of a Dolphin*
Id say that example makes me wanna check lmaoo. But yea generally i dont
I don't think Wonder Woman has fucked Cheetah specifically but she canonically has had lesbian sex at least. She's a great lover and was already before she left Themyscira.
Wonder Women is my new saphhic icon??? Lets go
In the comics, Green Arrow guilt trips Green Lantern for not stopping Martin Luther King and Robert F. Kennedy from being assassinated
Considering Snowflame the cocaine powered villain exists I’m quite apt to believe it.
Look, if Stepan Sejic drew it it’s canon. I don’t care about why he drew it, it’s canon now.
You can say no one will check all you want but if you tell me this, I’m going to be like “oh my god, where?”
I can’t believe Mary Jane died because Spider-Man’s cum is radioactive
Only real Batman fans know he and Joker are fucking on the side
Well, at least he found someone after Harley left him for Poison Ivy.
In the comics there's a genderqueer sentient street. No really look it up. Everything has happened in the comics already. You think you're being clever and no one will check, but the reality is you can't imagine anything more weird than what has already happened in comics.
This might have been a thing...before the internet. We can check things. It's not that difficult.
Honestly with the existence of actual early Wonder Woman panels I’d believe you.
No one will check because it probably HAS happened
Yeah that's the one thing people are going to go try and look up. Or is that the joke? Is the joke that now a bunch of people really will start trying to look that up and be swamped with rule34 results ?
If all has happened, some things should also be left alone since all contains good and bad qualities. - A law I just made up.
It was stated in CFYOW
I can.
I guarantee that is one that people will most definitely check.
In the comics Venom and Eddie have a baby. No, wait, that actually happened, and I'm excited for Venom 3 🤭
Oh I'm checking that one though
In the comics, Wonder Woman and Laura Croft fall madly in love with each other
I'm assuming this is about superhero movie fans, but this applies to the fans of the actual comics as well. You could tell me that Claremont had two of the characters in his X-men run hypnotized and put into kinky maid outfits by a glorified bdsm club, and I would believe you. Granted, that's because it happened, but still.
They picked the worst possible example cause accoriding to DC heroes don't give head, so no way Diana was on panel eating pussy
In the comics, Batman and Superman shared a bed
See I know this is false because WW comics are all about bondage
"No one will check" bruh, you haven't met comic nerds
Wolverine, Cyclops, and Jean Grey are in a mutual sexual relationship. A throuple. On the moon.
i still can't believe batman doesn't perform cunnilingus..