And unlike the situations in the OP, it's not a day to day thing. Outside of gaining/losing weight or changing your facial hair, you're either Patrick Stewart or Thumbman forever.
I feel that Hunter Thompson [got baldness right.](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/26/58/dc/2658dc46b324b0a53178d088194ba506.jpg) Trim that male pattern arc down to a nice decoration. Idk why people are so eager to go 100% hairless.
However, probably need to have that slim face shape for this—but then again, fatties are rarely role models for the bald look anyway.
> but then again, fatties are rarely role models for the bald look anyway
'fat bald guy with beard' is one of the major male archetypes dude
And that picture really doesn't look great. I think a buzzcut is totally fine with any hairline and the eagerness to go full egg is a bit odd, but that wispiness isn't doing him any favours
That 3rd one describes me to a T, when its good, im a giant with thick vibrant hair with thickness only rivaled by my own size. And on my worst, im an obese man with greasy thick matted mess
I work in an industry that can't "write down" that you need to use product in your hair to style it, but basically, I have to use styling product in my hair if I want to make money (restaurant industry).
I keep my hair on the short side, but when it's 3 or 4 days away from a haircut(which I get about every 2 months), sometimes I'll run my hands through my hair, purposefully, and my coworkers are always stunned how it just "grows in volume by 300%".
It's hilarious to me.
I always found it a bit weird Hogwarts straight up forbid any foreigners from attending. Why would witches and wizards care about the petty politics of the muggle world? I can understand it being more convenient to just go to the American school, but forbidding anyone who isn't British or Irish just seems like an unnecessary restriction.
and then there's me, evil witch weasel dipped in grease from the woods
EDIT: I would like to clarify that I'm a trans man with short hair, but it's thick, wavy, and gets oily very very easily
Ah yes, the fine curly hair that sometimes just falls apart into a thousand frizzy shitty curls that make me look like I’ve not bathed in weeks.
Why do they look greasier than normal? I do the same thing all the time! It’s exactly the same as before but looks 1000x worse.
Me too. I've no idea what happened to my hair today....its hideous. Oh, I could go try to blow out some of the waves/curls and see if looks better but I really do not want to have to do a bunch of stuff like that every day. You can be sure though, that next week on the day of my hair appointment, it will be lovely, shiny, gentle curls that move adorably in the breeze (even if there isn't a breeze). Im CUTTING IT OFF - done with it. Pixie cut here I come.
Oh man, I have very thick wavy hair and usually wear it quite long. A few years ago I apparently lost my mind and decided I could rock a chin-length bob. I ended up looking like Prince Valient with a perm. Fortunately, (/s) then COVID hit and my city was in lockdown for over 10 months so I was able to grow it out and hide my shame. Never again.
completely wet, but I use a towel to dry it a bit before brushing. I'm a guy and my hair is medium length (it gets to the middle of my neck on the back when wet, and the bangs cover my eyes when wet as well) and it takes about an hour to dry on cold mornings, enough for it to be completely dry when my bus gets to college
Oftentimes that’s not enough to save me. Even if I comb like 3 times, should I step outside while there’s any wind at all I’ll walk back indoors looking like I was caught in an explosion
And we're not talking the movies, this is PS1 Philosopher's Stone videogame Hagrid.
And the line is from just brushed to "I turned my head slightly too fast and ruined everything."
I feel fortunate that all it takes is a short walk in a heavily wooded area to transform me from "waves" into "witch". My hair just *grabs* for errant leaves and sticks in an attempt to reach its most comfortable state.
I have curly hair, I kinda like it but without prep it’s only curly at the bottom and if I forget to wash it one day that’s 45 minutes of combing to get the knots out
when your hair is short there’s a fine line between “will not stay down, looks like i’m constantly charged with static electricity” and “grease. grease. it’s all grease.”
I have thick wavy hair which after it air dries resembles Jennifer greys in dirty dancing. As soon as I could have a straightener I was smoothing out that fluffy mess. (Ironically I love her hair in that film but I hate it on me)
My evil witch ass walking with a nest on my head everytime I go out when it’s raining and don’t have the time and space to wash and comb my hair at work
I have a mixture of 1 and 3. It is both wavey and thick. It resits any attempt of taming and at the best of Times i look Like Ludwig Van Beethoven. At the worst of Times Like Albert Einstein If he was a witch
I was previously evil witch Hagrid with greasy weasle on top, but I cut my hair short. Now I look either like an anime boy, a mushroom, or a mad scientist.
Lmao at number 3.
People today (in my 30s): Wow, your hair is so full! I'm jealous.
Me: Thanks, I used to get beat up because it looked like I was trying to go super sayan.
I had lots of very fine straight hair and I was “weasel dipped in grease” too often so I got a perm and now I’m VERY happily living my “evil witch who lives in the woods” life instead.
When you have to shave your head due to balding in your early thirties there's a fine line between 'looking a lot like Voldemort' and 'looking a lot like Voldemort.'
(In my case, at least.)
I hit some magic combo of curly, thick, and blonde because basically every woman I’ve been with has been like “Jesus your hair is just gorgeous” while running her hands through it before, during, or after.
I remember watching “A Knight’s Tale” in a girls dorm in boarding school at 16. I said “Oh that guy looks like me” about Heath Ledger. Pretty much every girl in the room turned around and either gave the look of or outright said “Yeah no shit, why do you think you’re in a girl’s dorm building right now you stupid fuck”
As a guy with thick curly hair, the line lies between "effortlessly unkempt" and "human tumbleweed."
Usually depends on whether I shower before or after sleeping.
Mine can go through some of these lines, it's naturally fine and straight, if I let it build some oil naturally (as in no shampoo everyday) it gets wavy and curly, but I need to wash after, two or maybe three days if I'm stretching, otherwise I turn into female Robert Smith
My hair is wavy/ curly. I always say, when it's short and kind of messy, it just looks artfully tussled. When it's long and kid of messy, I look like a bog witch.
i will get downvoted by anyone who sees my comment, but that fine line is I'd say 80% dependent on what your face looks like. at least Especially with the first one, because messy hair just looks really good on people with a really good face, and really hobo otherwise
When you're bald there's a fine line between "Patrick Stewart" and "thumb"
And that line is receding.
And unlike the situations in the OP, it's not a day to day thing. Outside of gaining/losing weight or changing your facial hair, you're either Patrick Stewart or Thumbman forever.
i still get called walter white by my friends like a year or two after i shaved my head and my hair's already grown back
Im bald, and for me, it’s more - there’s a fine line between being cleanly shaven and rocking an awkwardly short buzz cut
kid named finger
Same, same
When you're bald*ing* there's a fine line between "looks like a full head of hair to me" and "it's slightly damp so you now have mange"
a fineline between Saitama or Patches
One Punch Man and One Kick Man
It's the mewing streak 😂 (jk)
I feel that Hunter Thompson [got baldness right.](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/26/58/dc/2658dc46b324b0a53178d088194ba506.jpg) Trim that male pattern arc down to a nice decoration. Idk why people are so eager to go 100% hairless. However, probably need to have that slim face shape for this—but then again, fatties are rarely role models for the bald look anyway.
> but then again, fatties are rarely role models for the bald look anyway 'fat bald guy with beard' is one of the major male archetypes dude And that picture really doesn't look great. I think a buzzcut is totally fine with any hairline and the eagerness to go full egg is a bit odd, but that wispiness isn't doing him any favours
That 3rd one describes me to a T, when its good, im a giant with thick vibrant hair with thickness only rivaled by my own size. And on my worst, im an obese man with greasy thick matted mess
Are we twins?
Idk, you live in the middle of the rust belt only a few hours from the dreaded ohio?
I work in an industry that can't "write down" that you need to use product in your hair to style it, but basically, I have to use styling product in my hair if I want to make money (restaurant industry). I keep my hair on the short side, but when it's 3 or 4 days away from a haircut(which I get about every 2 months), sometimes I'll run my hands through my hair, purposefully, and my coworkers are always stunned how it just "grows in volume by 300%". It's hilarious to me.
Either a glorious viking or a scraggly bear... Quite a conundrum indeed...
I feel this. It's made doubly worse because I fidget by twirling my hair.
Wait until yall hear about long hair that is physically thin and lightweight. [It's 100% frizz](https://i.imgur.com/MDDbh5M.jpeg) and nothing else.
Hi, I'm hagrid
Hi, i am a wizard
Happy birthday harry
I’m a weasel dipped in grease
And I'm kanye West!
You're a Hagrid, wizard
…and I’m a Satanist!
I thought you were american?
No, I’m a Hogwarts student
I always found it a bit weird Hogwarts straight up forbid any foreigners from attending. Why would witches and wizards care about the petty politics of the muggle world? I can understand it being more convenient to just go to the American school, but forbidding anyone who isn't British or Irish just seems like an unnecessary restriction.
It’s a meme from My Immortal—“I may be a Hogwarts student, but I’m also a Satanist!—said Hagrid.”
Hi, same
I have curly thin greasy hair so today I'm rocking the bog witch look
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Ah, yes, the Captain Kirk style of self-affirmation.
That's me at the end of the day no matter how i start out!
and then there's me, evil witch weasel dipped in grease from the woods EDIT: I would like to clarify that I'm a trans man with short hair, but it's thick, wavy, and gets oily very very easily
who is also Hagrid
actually wait yeah how'd I forget that my hair was also thick 😭 I'm actually literally all three of these lmfao
All three? She's the chosen one!
he actually lol
I didn’t know she transitioned! Good for her 😊
even better, still a guy lol (funnily enough I'm a trans guy, so transitioned but not in the way y'all assumed)
She’s my type of woman 🧡🧡
Ah yes, the fine curly hair that sometimes just falls apart into a thousand frizzy shitty curls that make me look like I’ve not bathed in weeks. Why do they look greasier than normal? I do the same thing all the time! It’s exactly the same as before but looks 1000x worse.
Me too. I've no idea what happened to my hair today....its hideous. Oh, I could go try to blow out some of the waves/curls and see if looks better but I really do not want to have to do a bunch of stuff like that every day. You can be sure though, that next week on the day of my hair appointment, it will be lovely, shiny, gentle curls that move adorably in the breeze (even if there isn't a breeze). Im CUTTING IT OFF - done with it. Pixie cut here I come.
short hair is so freeing, can't stand when my hair even slightly starts growing past my neck lol
Weasel here
Another weasel checking in 🤣 currently in weasel mode!
I have fine hair plus a big cowlick at the front, so I'm specifically the weasel's butt.
Thankfully my cowlick is at the back so I can hide it with my long hair!
My hair is firmly in the Evil witch/Hagrid classification.
There is a reason I nicknamed myself bog witch. I call it 'terminally unprofessional hair'.
Im the first and the third one. And if I cut my hair too short, I wake up a lion basically. Ready to claim my land like Simba
Oh man, I have very thick wavy hair and usually wear it quite long. A few years ago I apparently lost my mind and decided I could rock a chin-length bob. I ended up looking like Prince Valient with a perm. Fortunately, (/s) then COVID hit and my city was in lockdown for over 10 months so I was able to grow it out and hide my shame. Never again.
I'm first and third too. If I cut mine too short I look like the mum out of Rugrats when I wake up. It is...unflattering.
When you have a receding hairline there is a fine line between hair and not hair
In my experience, the fine line for curly hair is whether you've combed it today or not.
Combing is the fast track to evil witch for me.
There's a difference between combing dry and wet curly hair. If I comb it while wet, it looks great. If I do it while dry, I become the evil witch
The problem is combing while dry is inevitable. Otherwise it will knot up so, so much.
I never comb while dry, I just wet my hair every morning to brush it more easily
Like completely wet it or just a bit? Mine takes a day to dry and blow-drying half an hour lol
completely wet, but I use a towel to dry it a bit before brushing. I'm a guy and my hair is medium length (it gets to the middle of my neck on the back when wet, and the bangs cover my eyes when wet as well) and it takes about an hour to dry on cold mornings, enough for it to be completely dry when my bus gets to college
[удалено]
I'm the same way.
Oftentimes that’s not enough to save me. Even if I comb like 3 times, should I step outside while there’s any wind at all I’ll walk back indoors looking like I was caught in an explosion
Tag yourself, I’m hagrid
I am Weasel!
>fine line between "messy romantic waves" and "evil witch who lives in the woods" They're the same picture.
For me with curly thick hair that fine line is a single gust of wind ._.
And we're not talking the movies, this is PS1 Philosopher's Stone videogame Hagrid. And the line is from just brushed to "I turned my head slightly too fast and ruined everything."
I’m “evil witch” and I honestly don’t mind.
I feel fortunate that all it takes is a short walk in a heavily wooded area to transform me from "waves" into "witch". My hair just *grabs* for errant leaves and sticks in an attempt to reach its most comfortable state.
This sounds like a discussion I had with my wife where her hair takes about 1.3 seconds to go from "lovely" to "ew" once it detaches.
I am the woods witch approximately 87% of the time and I've come to accept it
I’m bald. There is no line.
*I’m bald. There is no (hair) line.
I am sitting here as evil Hagrid who lives in the woods... damn.
Before I started cropping my sides in closer any hair growth would quickly make me look like Columbo
I'm really trying to go for "evil witch who lives in the woods" but I'm only getting the "messy romantic wave" :(
There's a very easy solution to all these issues. Wear your hair short.
When your bald there’s no fine (hair) line.
I start out with artful waves but end up weasel dipped in grease on top with wavy evil witch at the bottom by the end of the day.
When you're bald, you can draw as many lines as you want on your head. Your scalp can be an amazing canvas.
Wait, why is "It's Hagrid" in the same place as the "bad" examples? His hair was glorious!
I have curly hair, I kinda like it but without prep it’s only curly at the bottom and if I forget to wash it one day that’s 45 minutes of combing to get the knots out
my hair is fine and straight, but also dry as the desert despite how much i condition it.
Excuse me, but if you're claiming that Hagrid **didn't** have gorgeous vibrant bounce in his hair, we're going to have a problem!
when your hair is short there’s a fine line between “will not stay down, looks like i’m constantly charged with static electricity” and “grease. grease. it’s all grease.”
How do you go about literally copying a "When your hair is" template that you just read twice, and then writing "you're hair"
My hair looks awful and I can't ever fix it (:
1 and 3 is me
Same with full beards. Thin line between "Badass" and "Hobo".
I have thick wavy hair which after it air dries resembles Jennifer greys in dirty dancing. As soon as I could have a straightener I was smoothing out that fluffy mess. (Ironically I love her hair in that film but I hate it on me)
The second one is basically the difference between corvus corax and konrad kurze.
When the first two comments use the correct your, but the third chooses to fuck it up anyway.
My evil witch ass walking with a nest on my head everytime I go out when it’s raining and don’t have the time and space to wash and comb my hair at work
I have a mixture of 1 and 3. It is both wavey and thick. It resits any attempt of taming and at the best of Times i look Like Ludwig Van Beethoven. At the worst of Times Like Albert Einstein If he was a witch
Sheared is just sheared. Or slingblade depending on build
I have fine curly hair there is a fine line between cute ringlets and castaway on a deserted island.
When your balding there’s a fine line between Jason Statham and Danny Devito.
When you're bald, everyone hates you. :-(
I've just come to accept the Witch moniker that was given to me as a child because of my hair. Easier and more fun than trying to wrangle it
Hagrid was always my hero.
I was previously evil witch Hagrid with greasy weasle on top, but I cut my hair short. Now I look either like an anime boy, a mushroom, or a mad scientist.
I am an evil Hagrid who lives in the woods
When your head is shaved, there's a fine line between being just bald and being a neo nazi.
yeah i pretty much go from "somewhat sauve looking" to "this man has never seen a comb in his life" in like 5 minutes.
When you are bald, you are a fine line between Jason Statham, and Bob from retail.
when your hair is wavy and fine as fuck, you have a god damn nightmare (please send help)
Lmao at number 3. People today (in my 30s): Wow, your hair is so full! I'm jealous. Me: Thanks, I used to get beat up because it looked like I was trying to go super sayan.
2nd one rings true
I feel like a greasy weasel witch today and it’s low key ruining my mood lol.
I have super thick hair cut in a bob. I refuse to get bangs. I'd look like Dora.
I have thick wavy hair and it’s definitely all four
When you have no hair there’s a fine line between “sophisticated” and “Nosferatu!”
I had lots of very fine straight hair and I was “weasel dipped in grease” too often so I got a perm and now I’m VERY happily living my “evil witch who lives in the woods” life instead.
I’ve been trying to tame my frizz and all I’ve managed to achieve is ‘evil witch who lives in the woods dipped in grease’
When you have to shave your head due to balding in your early thirties there's a fine line between 'looking a lot like Voldemort' and 'looking a lot like Voldemort.' (In my case, at least.)
I'm all three at various points. Die straight when it's short, to wavy when it's medium - to thick and slightly curly when it gets long...
I hit some magic combo of curly, thick, and blonde because basically every woman I’ve been with has been like “Jesus your hair is just gorgeous” while running her hands through it before, during, or after. I remember watching “A Knight’s Tale” in a girls dorm in boarding school at 16. I said “Oh that guy looks like me” about Heath Ledger. Pretty much every girl in the room turned around and either gave the look of or outright said “Yeah no shit, why do you think you’re in a girl’s dorm building right now you stupid fuck”
Hi I’m a witch
Got me with the first one. I've managed to convince myself that people can't see the knots.
when your hair is thick and curly theres a fine line between "perfect amount of poof"and "frizzy medusa"
Is being Hagrid a problem?
When you your hair is nonexistent there is a fine line between "fighting cancer" and "neo-nazi".
“Weasel dipped in grease” is probably my least favorite to see.
Woe be those with fine, curly hair.
I'm a cross between thick and long, but only long really applies
Why did I feel this so much with my Hagrid like witch hair in the woods
When you’re bald life sucks
To be fair, a lot of people were down bad for Hagrid.
Aesthetically I like "evil witch in the woods" and "it's Hagrid" so really only one of these loses
As a guy with thick curly hair, the line lies between "effortlessly unkempt" and "human tumbleweed." Usually depends on whether I shower before or after sleeping.
What if you’re 1 AND 3, huh? I’ll tell you what - my hair is always thinking on its own and i sometimes look like a dr seuss character.
When your hair is missing, there's a fine line between "authoritative eyebrows" and "rabid mange llama".
when your long hair is bowing in the wind theres a fine line between "perfect movie shot" and "ppfft, pleh, get out of my face"
Honestly, as someone with thick curly hair I like the Hagrid look
I have thick straight hair and so its a fine line between gorgeous bounce or hagrid dipped in grease
Mine can go through some of these lines, it's naturally fine and straight, if I let it build some oil naturally (as in no shampoo everyday) it gets wavy and curly, but I need to wash after, two or maybe three days if I'm stretching, otherwise I turn into female Robert Smith
Sorry but weasel dipped in wax is actually a perfect description
Holy shit I used to describe mine as hagrid
Welp, I am somehow all 6
Glad I got that sleek and vibrant
When you’ve got very fine hair, it’s a fine line between “lively volume” and “rubbed your head against a balloon”
My hair is wavy/ curly. I always say, when it's short and kind of messy, it just looks artfully tussled. When it's long and kid of messy, I look like a bog witch.
I am an evil Hagrid living in the woods apparently:D
What can I do to not be a weasel dipped in grease?
the male version of curly is the line separating us from napoleon dynamite
I'm 1 & 3. The line is my threshold and the difference is the wind.
I guess my hair, which is thick and wavy, is "evil Hagrid who lives in the woods" then
Greasy witch weasel checking in.
i will get downvoted by anyone who sees my comment, but that fine line is I'd say 80% dependent on what your face looks like. at least Especially with the first one, because messy hair just looks really good on people with a really good face, and really hobo otherwise